#bg3 Raphael x f!OC

[mrfancyfoot]

~WIP Wednesday~ Patchwork+

I've been working on a companion piece to Patchwork Plots to home a slightly different flavor of brain rot that has taken hold (I HAVE been working on Patchwork as well, it's just being difficult with a chapter split up and needs some cleaning bc the length got out of control). I read about Raphael's fucking jingle boots and self-insert friendfiction and cackled. The dynamic between him and Evie (that is, torturing Raphael) works far better than I first thought it would. It actually came about from writing an upcoming chapter for Patchwork and going, "Well, this is fun. >:] "

For the Raphael side of the tumblr fence (first of all, hello, I'm thrilled to be here), Evie's my AuDHD f!OC modern-girl-abducted-by-the-nautiloid who picked up a random spellbook that asked her if she wanted a fox tail+ears in exchange for some random spells and went "hell yeah!" So Raphael's favorite terms of endearment have changed a bit (context for the below). Patchwork's been extremely indulgent and ridiculous and this will continue with more of the same, though potentially somewhat darker (though Patchwork already has some darker undertones, so maybe just...more of the same). I've totally already written a chapter about the friendfiction.

I'm still working on a name for this fic and determining when I want to throw it on AO3 since it will branch off from the main fic in a few chapters, give or take.

First freebie drabble-chapter below! It's about shoes...and culture.

Raphael x Evie (f!OC)

Warnings: None Rating: G / SFW

“Why are you-?”

Raphael observed as, with much exasperation, the fox precariously balanced on one foot while prying off her shoe, then hopped to the other to repeat the action.

Footwear in hand and frown upon face - none too thrilled about being abruptly summoned again - she turned and padded her way on her toes to the entrance of the room and tucked them by the door.  Barefoot before him now, she crossed her arms.  “It’s rude to be in someone’s home with your shoes on,” she said as though it was a most obvious, plain as day explanation of behavior.

Raphael found himself speechless.

He wanted to chide her for the odd behavior - he’s clearly wearing shoes in his own home - but it’s a sensible rule of decorum that he now found himself wondering if he shouldn’t, himself, extend to more guests.

Irked by even the brief moment of internal conflict, he opted instead to ignore the interruption and carry on with their business.

“Now, then…”

[cambion-companion]

Fallen in Flame (AO3) Raphael x f!Aasimar!reader

Horns and Halos (AO3) Raphael x female! Aasimar OC

NEW:

Dinner Date | Raphael x Gn!reader

Sandwiched | Raphael x Haarlep x f!reader smut

Tail Talk | Raphael x Gn!Tiefling reader

Ridges | Raphael x gn!reader smut

Teaching the Devil how to smut | Raphael x f!oc

Ripples | Raphael x gn!reader bathing

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

"Hold Monster"| Raphael x int8 Tav

Annoying Raphael INT 8 Tav

Tav accidentally falls into the House of Hope

Intelligence 8 Tav x Intelligence 14 Raphael

Drunk Drabble | Raphael x reader (gn)

Raphael teaches difference between demon and devil

Horn Balm | Raphael x gn!reader

Soothe the Devil | Raphael x gn!Tiefling reader

Curled Atop Raphael to Thaw | Raphael x Reader

Cambion Cuddles | Raphael x reader

Infernal cuddles | Raphael x reader (gn)

Wearing His Shirt | Raphael x reader

Raphael's reaction to genuine affection from Tav

Raphael gets a lil surprise smooch from Tav

Love | Raphael x reader

I Hate That I Love You | Raphael x reader/Tav

Your Lips, My Supper | Raphael x f!reader (drabble)

His Muse | Patron!Raphael x reader (gn)

Masquerade | Raphael x reader

Posession | Raphael x Tav (female)

Marriage Contract | Raphael x reader (gn)

Artist!reader x Raphael with Haarlep guest appearance

The Devil's Bard | Raphael x Tav (gn)

Descent to Cania, to rescue your cambion | Raphael x reader

Cat and Mouse | Raphael x reader (gn)

Raphael drafts his villain song| GN Tav

Raphael is Tav's Fiend Patron

Thirst | Raphael x f!pregnant!reader

Thirst Pt 2

Overstimulation | Raphael x gn!reader

Smutty Snuggles | Raphael x reader (gn)

Gagged | Raphael smut blurb

Master of the Mouse | Raphael x f!reader x Haarlep SMUT

Inferna Victoria | Raphael x reader (ft. Haarlep)

Knot | Raphael x f!reader SMUT

50 Shades of Devil | Raphael x reader

Frozen Contract | Raphael x reader

Aftermath by @loveless-nameless-graceless-two

Down by the River by @unreadpoppy

Tongue by @breadandbloodybutter

The Devil You Share a Room With by @djmorn

You and Your Devil at the Circus by @red-dead-sakharine

Devil and His Eager Pup by @dark-and-kawaii

Tav is in Danger, Raphael Saves Her by @sky-kiss

Devour by @adarlingmess

Sweetening the Deal by @adevilyoudo

OTHER:

BG3 characters w/ virgin reader

Glimpses | sneak peaks into Tav x BG3 characters

I Want to Live | Astarion x reader

BG3 companions on Halloween date

My Heritage post (will include in my will)

[pixie-in-a-moonlantern]

Welcome to Pixie!

My BG3 obsession has birthed several fan stories and inspired the art above. I very much like Durge and their story, my favorite companion is Halsin, and favorite NPCs are Gortash, Raphael and Rugan. Feel free to check out my stuff:

Kill me like a lover

explicit » F/M (m/f/m) » Gortash, custom f!Durge, Halsin » CW: poly, whump, violence, blood, PiV, cunnilingus, rough sex, fluffy sex, graphic threats of violence, light breeding kink, creampie, pain kink, knifeplay, blood, toxic relationship traits, dubious consent, resisting Durge, fluff, angst, trauma on top of trauma on top of trauma

Read on Tumblr / AO3:

(prelude 7k words) * I don't like you * tumblr » / AO3 »

(main 13k words) * Kill me like a lover * tumblr » / AO3 »

Read on Wattpad:

(whole fic) * Kill me like a lover * Wattpad »

Plan: 1) Halsin only fic (fluff, angst, smut), 2) coronation ball (bloody, possibly smutty), 3) Bhaal temple (extra bloody, full-on angst and trauma), 4) Gort fight (diverging from canon)

Can't promise I will fulfill the plan, but that's what I'm thinking of. Will appreciate any love, especially reblogs and comments. Would kill to have someone to discuss this with, too >;)

Lil Halsin one-shots on AO3

What if I just kiss you? - Halsin x reader, teen+, a 'forceful' kiss prompt, a little irrational argument with Halsin resulting in a kiss, flashfic (905 words)

Wildshaped therapist - Halsin x reader, mature (alcohol), cat Halsin, depression, angsty pining, fluff, cat therapy, spooning a large hunk of elf, 2k words

[Interlude] Love, Halsin - Halsin/custom f!Durge, an in-between fic of my Durgetash/Halsin story (above) where I focus solely on Halsin and his Trauma™, mature, angst, hurt/comfort, crying man, fluff, 3k words

(To hug a bear - unfinished Halsin x OC with a spot of Astarion, mature (didn't get to smut), 4.7k words)

[little-paperboat]

Hi there! 🌸

I'm Paper Boat (she/her, late late 20s) and you can call me paper, or boat, or however you want 😌 This blog is the recipient of all my current ships and hyperfixations & is multi-fandom by essence.

I'm still very focused on Baldur's Gate 3, notably on Rolan and all the main gang too (and I'm an occasional Zevlor / Dammon / Raphael / Gortash (Durgetash) enjoyer) 🧡 More recently I've fallen into the Arcane rabbit hole and I'm not getting out anytime soon - Viktor especially has my whole heart (with a healthy dose of Jayvik).

I also hold a decade-long obsession for my top 3 otps of all time: Rose x the Doctor from Doctor Who, Jaime x Brienne from Game of Thrones and Zutara from A:TLA - they occasionally appear here.

I'm getting back into writing and you can find me as paper_boat on AO3. My fics are listed below!

Feel free to interact or tag me in games, I really don't mind and I'm always happy to participate! 🤍

✨ Baldur's Gate 3

i burned my fingers on this forbidden fire • Rolan x Tav (series, ongoing) tagged: series:forbidden fire

— Part 1 : Wild Winds Are Death To The Candle (2/2) — Part 2 : Through Shadows To The Edge of Night (3/3) — Part 3 : What We Owe To Each Other (3/3) — Part 4 : i burned my fingers on this forbidden fire (ongoing)

✨ Arcane (League of Legends)

is a heavy heart too much to hold? • Viktor x reader (f!reader) (ongoing)

tagged: fic:heavy heart

✨ Hogwarts Legacy

take my hand, wreck my plans • Seb x MC x Ominis (on hiatus) tagged: fic:tmhwmp

— general tags: writing • fanart • fandom shenanigans • art • misc • life tips

— main tags: [ baldur's gate 3 • rolan • astarion • gale • wyll • halsin • shadowheart • karlach • lae'zel • bloodweave • shadowzel ] •• [ arcane • viktor • jayvik ] • [ jaime x brienne ] •• [ zutara ] •• [ doctor who ] •• (others)

— my ocs: ariel mithcallor (BG3) • rune pendragon (BG3) • "tav" (BG3)

(c) dividers by saradika-graphics & roseschoices

update: 29.11.24

[apalestar]

I was right there! Gods—

Private, selective, mutuals only. Penned by Bik, he/him, 30s. Established Oct 2023 carrd | headcanons | prompts

New Threads: Closed Asks: Open Tracker Current Activity: Slow

Most replies are thrown into the queue. Blogroll: DnD & BG3 Multimuse ( Hiatus )

Truncated rules below the cut

I only interact with mutuals.

Be 21+, preferably 25+

Don't automatically turn ask prompts into threads. I don't have that kind of time.

Dark theme present. User discretion is advised.

I won't RP with child muses, OCs with pre-established backgrounds to my muse, OCs that are child muses of canon characters, Harry Potter or Disney characters.

No callouts or drama. I don't give a shit what x, y, or z did. Don't drag me into it. I'm an adult who can make his own judgement calls. If I see vagueing or dogpiling, I'm blocking then too.

Post formatting. I've dyslexia. No alternate font spacing, fancy fonts, or all lowercase. I can't read it.

Not-exclusive, but I'm biased.

I won't write: Pregnancy, cat death, eye gore, Astarion as a father or a parental figure, menstruation eating/drinking, M/F explicit smut, incest or underage relationships, Cazador/Astarion or Raphael/Astarion.

I can write smut, but I won't do M/F smut. That gets fade to black.

[tavyliasin]

9 People You Want to Know Better Tag

Tagged by @ankhegs-in-my-salad <3 I'll pop everything below the cut in case I get long and rambly because I know myself far too well to trust any answers will stay short~

Three ships:

Abdirak x He Who Was, my beloved Agenda, the pair so perfect they never leave my mind or my heart. I have read every work with the tag and will continue to devour any more that arise~

Raphael x Haarlep, the two fiends who also share no screen time but I'm utterly obsessed with their dynamics~ I will be getting back to longfics once I've recovered from life some more.

Gortash x Durge, there's just so much tasty lore in here and so many wonderful Durge OCs~

First ship: I am a basic bitch and BG3 fandom began for me with Astarion x f!Tav~ I still love the pair, I truly do, and their story will be finished someday in ATG but the rare pairs hold my soul hostage more often~

Last Song: Beautiful Crime by Tamer https://open.spotify.com/track/4NZKQIAbpUPd0jn0CzvRpS?si=0251195fca38430d

Last Movie: Ahh I don't remember... But I will be seeing the new Deadpool film later this week (and will bite anyone who decides to spoil a single detail about it, I've managed to avoid every single promo and trailer so I can go in knowing nothing which is how I enjoy films~) Currently Reading: Just finished a wonderful fic that I'm going to very highly recommend - https://archiveofourown.org/works/55999948 Mind the tags but it really is wonderful~

Currently Watching: Not a lot, I often lack the patience and focus to watch anything at all. But the Tav & Jav streams of BG3 have been quite a delight on Twitch, one of the few things I will force my mind to be still and enjoy for a few hours. They're finishing their first playthrough hopefully in the next one, which is both exciting and a little sad to see it end~

Currently Eating: Ah, thanks for the reminder! I have a small snack size banana loaf right beside me~ and I have a 0% alcohol cider, Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime to be precise, which is refreshing on a warm night such as this~

Currently Craving: Honestly? Creative drive and peace of mind. Struggling a little at present, but as with all dark clouds it will pass in time, it will just be unpleasant until it does. I miss writing like the world will end if words don't hit the page, but when a break is needed a break must be taken~

Favourite colour: Traditional goth answer, but my wardrobe backs me up that Black is top tier~

Favourite flavour: Hmmm this is tough. For savoury, I'm very partial to cheese, and with sweet I like chocolate, vanilla, and cinnamon to a close to equal degree~

Current obsession: BG3, with a sprinkling of Hades/Hades2

Last thing I googled: Gortash. Single word, and I shall not be elaborating further at this time~

Favourite season: Autumn, for the most part~ Still warm, but a slight biting chill in the wind that makes it perfect for hot drinks and comforting foods~

Skill I’d like to learn: I'd quite like to master any one of the skills I already have. I'm quite a jack of all trades, master of none, so perhaps something such as mastering one of the several instruments I can play a little of might be good?

Best Advice: "You can't edit a blank page." As a writer this has been a solid piece of advice - your first draft doesn't have to be perfect, it simply has to exist, because you can edit something messy into something wonderful but if there are no words there's nothing to polish. Sometimes you just have to write a whole mess and worry about it making sense later~

No pressure tags for @miradelletarot @morb-untamed @eldathsgrove @dmagedgoods @ineadhyn @hydropyro @theemptyislost @thecampjuicebox @taskignored

[marimosalad]

Art Masterlist & WIPs 🎨

Here you'll find my art organized by various ships! WIP list at the bottom.

New & exclusive NSFW art will be posted on my Patreon

🔥 = NSFW, full image link included or direct link to X 👀 = semi-NSFW

Links: Twitter | Twitter NSFW | Commissions | Ko-Fi Gallery

Prints can be ordered here.

𝕭𝖆𝖑𝖉𝖚𝖗'𝖘 𝕲𝖆𝖙𝖊 3

Astarion x Tav/Durge: A x F!Tiefling (boob grab, feeding) 🔥 A x F!Dragonborn (intimate feeding) 👀 AA x F!Human (pegging, fic) 🔥 AA x F!Human (midnight confessions, fic) 👀 A x GN!Tiefling (ballgag, bondage, fic) 🔥 AA x GN!Tiefling (throne sex, subby Astarion) 🔥 Astarion x Cordehlia (f!Tav, each art paired with fic): Our Blood is Thicker (fic & cover art) | Blowjob at Last Light Inn 🔥 | Rough sex 🔥 | Bitter Ascension | Throne sex 🔥 Astarion x Halsin: Kiss 👀🔥 | Doggy style 🔥 | Forehead smooch | Oral (Halsin & AFAB viewer) 🔥 Halsin x f!OC: Moonlit Grove 🔥 Ascended Astarion x Spawn Astarion: Self-Worship 🔥 Raphael x Astarion: I'll see you soon, Little Mouse | Possession 🔥 Raphael x Haarlep: Archduchess 🔥 | Teacher’s Pet 🔥 Astarion x Shadowheart: Sex dungeon 🔥 | Ass licking 🔥 Poly: Halsin x Astarion x Shadowheart 🔥 | Halsin x Astarion x f!Tav 🔥 Solo: Astarbation 🔥 | Ascended Astarion’s First Night | Ascended & Speak With the Dead | Devil Astarion 👀 | Werewolf Astarion (fic 🔥) | Archdevil Raphael (NEW) Batstarion: Vampiric Edgelord | Batstarion doing Astarion things | Zoomies ft. Scratch | Baatlep | Drunk | Hanging with Bat Tav

Miscellaneous: BG3 Dick Comparison Chart 🔥

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖗, 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖓

Sauron: Halbrand | King of the Southlands | Repentant | The Dark Lord | First Age Lord of the Werewolves (fic) | First Age Halbrand (fic) | Masturbation 🔥 | Hot Annatar 🔥

Sauron x Galadriel: The Parting of Ways | To Feel One Last Time (fic) | Deadly Kiss (fic) | Fooling around with the Lord of Gifts (fic) | Artanis x Mairon (fic) | The Raft 🔥 | Forge sex 🔥 | Forge oral sex 🔥 | Annatar's Punishment (fic) 🔥

Fëanor: Portrait | Fëanor x Nerdanel (pregnancy) 🔥 | Fëanor x Artanis (incest) 🔥

Others: Annatar x Celebrimbor x Galadriel 🔥 | Melkor x Varda 🔥

✨ WIPs ✨

Baldur’s Gate 3

Astarion x Shadowheart snuggling

Astarion x Raphael snuggling

Raphael x Tiefling Cordehlia (AU)

Raphael x Astarion x Cordehlia in Avernus

The Rings of Power

Updated Sauron portrait (cleaned up & improved)

Secret Saurondriel art for S2 premiere week

Future ideas

Halsin x Shadowheart

Ascended Fiend Raphael

OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS!

[deardarlingdevil]

*cracks knuckles* oh boy here we go again.

Istg for people who are so insistent on canon they seem to forget that

Raphael also sleeps with a FEMME/FEMALE version of Haarlep. Haarlep turns into a female version of Raphael right before our very eyes but these folks conveniently forget that because it doesn't fit into their desired relationship dynamic for Raph.

Raphael also expressed desire for a WOMAN, Hope, whom he is trying so hard to dominate. And he's a creep to her who tortures her and ties her up. Raphael is a domineering man both in a sexual and non-sexual context. For fandom to interpret it as such in their ships isn't too weird or OOC.

Putting two and two together, Raphael is both autosexual and bi/pansexual, and for OOP to call Raphael x F!Tav a het relationship just because it's straight passing is bi/panphobic.

Additionally, though BG3 is progressive in comparison to previous RPGs gaming's largest demographic still tends to be male. Fandom on the other hand, had always been more female (and queer) and always had been more stigmatized. Canon x OC, especially Fem!OCs, was hated even by fandom participants in the early 00s-'10s. It's only recently that these ships had been normalized thanks to RPGs allowing the audience to insert themselves in the media they love.

Hating on a straight-passing ship just because one of them is female/femme isn't the progressive take these assholes think it is. Shipping MLM and hating on "het" ships involving their queer bi/pan pookie doesn't excuse them from misogyny.

The Raphael fandom is one of the chillest ones I'm in but it seems there will always be obnoxiously loud folks with shit takes in the fringes.

You know what I'm just going to say it, don’t follow my blog if you’ve dogshit gatekeeping opinions like this lol

[mrfancyfoot]

Plots & Prosody: Prompts

Raphael x Evie (f!OC)

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- A Blank Page - "Evie starts her contractually mandated courtship friendship period with Raphael and he presents her with a gift."

A short, (uhm, mostly) cute and fluffy prompt piece for Part II of Plots & Prosody. Part II begins post-BG3 events wherein Evie begins making a life for herself in Baldur's Gate, and Raphael is making good on his plans to conquer unite the Hells...while also trying to court her (of which she is completely oblivious).

This will probably be absorbed into Prosody in some form in the future when I get to the appropriate place officially, but for now, it will live on Tumblr. :)

Thank-you, anonymous friend, for spinning up a prompt!

Prompt Rating: T / SFW Word count: 777 Timeline: Plots & Prosody, Part II - Canon Tags/Warnings: POV Evie; POV Raphael; Raphael x Evie; Fluff; Friendship; Stalking; Obsession; Dark Romance

Main Fic (Rated E/Varied): AO3 + Tumblr | Master List Related Prompts: Good Morning , Caress , Supreme

❤️ Thanks for reading! :3 ❤️

“A gift, my dear,” Raphael declared as he held out a book - a journal - to her, “to commemorate the transition to a new chapter of your life.”

Wide-eyed, Evie accepted it and ran her hands over the soft, reinforced, black leather cover.  It was embossed with her name in a golden script between a trio of tiny, glimmering gemstones arranged into a fanned shape with golden scrolling.

It was the first thing he’d given her without the expectation of receiving something in return.  She almost questioned it, though he had deliberately used the word ‘gift.’

“Oh, gosh, this feels almost too nice to use!” she exclaimed as she paged it open.  High-quality binding, pages that were thick enough that ink wasn’t going to simply bleed through them.  

He smiled smugly as she lifted it to her nose and inhaled the delicious smell of new leather and paper.  And not muck and mildew like her current one...

“Are these…opals?” she asked in awe.

Raphael nodded with a gesture, his eyes flicking between her ears.  “I couldn’t help but notice that you appear to have a preference for the gem.”  He then frowned, his brow raising in question.  “If that is incorrect, I can have another placed instead.”

Evie shook her head emphatically.  “No, no!  It’s one of my favorites.”  She self-consciously brushed a hand over her ear realising that she did wear a number of them, even if they were small and minimalistic.

“The journal is enchanted to repel the grime and spills of daily happenstance,” he informed her knowingly.

“Easier to be careful when you’re not travelling and living out in the wilds for months,” she justified as she fought back a blush of embarrassment.  “But thank you, I very much appreciate the consideration!”

“Ah!  Not to be forgotten, there is something else.”  His fingers rose to snap and a small, oblong box dropped into his hand that he also passed to her.  “I have seen that you are making strides in your endeavor to render quills obsolete, though in the meanwhile, I thought a fresh plume was warranted.  This one will take dictation.”

Slipping the journal into the crook of her arm, she carefully lifted the lid off the box.  Inside was cushioned a fine, white quill with a pearlescent sheen that reminded her of the opals.  She was mesmerized by how stunning it was and knew, again, that she would be hesitant to use something so nice.  

And she could use it for dictation?

“Oh, wow…  You really didn’t have to!”  The thoughtfulness that went into it genuinely touched her.

Today marked the first day of fulfilling her side of their contract - in exchange for the Orphic hammer, she had agreed to spending a minimum of six full days with him every month, for a period of two years.  It was really just more or less a continuance of their meetings from before…in contract form.  An easy thing to agree to, all things considered at the time.  And he still got his Crown, so almost everyone was happy in the end.

Though, from even before then, it had increasingly felt like Raphael was afraid of the possibility of losing her presence in his life since she repeatedly refused to sign over her soul to him.  He clearly saw her time as at least equal in value to the hammer.  It was cute, in a ‘contractually mandated friendship’ kind of way.

Raphael would probably, absolutely never admit it, but it was clear as day to her that the human part of the devil needed real affection and affirmation.  And so, she would gladly help to fill that need.

“May I hug you?” she slyly asked with a grin.

While he looked mildly surprised for all of half a second, he removed his hand from his hip and held his arms out.

She excitedly bounded forward to wrap her arms around him and felt him mirror her.  “I do love them, thank you.”

“Think nothing of it, my dear,” he smoothly replied with a chuckle.  “I am merely happy to see that you are pleased with them and in knowing that they will assuredly be put to excellent use.”

He couldn’t fool her.  Raphael might have been cool as a cucumber on the outside, but his heart was now beating up an awful racket in his chest.  She bit her lip to keep from giggling.

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As he returned the fox’s silly, giddy embrace, Raphael eyed the gifted journal’s twin - where within her ink would be duplicated - nestled surreptitiously between other books upon the shelves nearest his desk.

Another way to keep a close watch on his intended.

[mrfancyfoot]

Fancy's Baldur's Gate Master List

I write and create works that frequently toe the line between serious and absurd. I like to explore many of the "between" moments, "what-ifs," thought experiments, culture clash, and slice of life. While much of my content runs the gamut of ratings, it is very much intended for an adult (18+) audience. My WIP "Plots & Prosody" (info below) is my current focus.

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▹Main OC

Evie Felicien: Character Art Reference └── My "modern girl nautiloided into Faerûn" OC found in the below works. └── I did it, I made an RP blog! Check her out here @foxvermillion! (Please pardon the mess while she gets moved in.)

▹Artwork

Raphael x Evie (f!humanOC/Tav): └── Evie's Pickup Skills └── The Devil's Flower

All dividers in this post are of my own creation.

▹Patchwork Plots

Astarion x Evie (f!humanOC) | Rating: E/Varied | WIP | AO3 Chapter 1

Summary: An indulgent, often humorous drabble/snapshot series for my merry little band of murder-hobos led by someone with little sense of self-preservation.

▹Plots & Prosody

Raphael x Evie (f!humanOC) | Rating: E/Varied | WIP | AO3 Chapter 1

**I am in the process of cleaning up the links for the tumblr posts of chapters to add here.

Requests Open!

Summary: All’s fair in love and war. Plots & Prosody is the equally indulgent Patchwork Plots spin-off drabble/snapshot (mis)adventures of Evie, set during the main events of BG3 and after, as she makes a new life for herself in Baldur’s Gate. And the devil attempting to court her while he takes over the Hells. . . Things are bustling in Baldur’s Gate as the city rebuilds. Life is looking up for Evie who has ambitions set on her (re-)inventions and business ventures as she juggles a certain vampire’s budding political career, the unwitting godhood bestowed upon her by a clan of fanatical fish people, and the increasing attentions of a devil who she believes woefully has no other friends.

Prosody diverts from Patchwork in Act II when Astarion decides instead that he needs to focus on himself first and isn’t ready for a relationship. He and Evie remain very close (platonically). For undisclosed plot reasons (that would spoil Patchwork but aren’t so relevant here), this occasionally features a (softer) version of Ascended!Astarion. This, of course, opens an opportunity for someone else to stir up drama in ways only a cambion with a budding obsession over an oblivious AuDHD-modern-girl can.

It is recommended for context and the character development, but not wholly necessary, that you read Patchwork Plots first. :)

▹Prosody Prompt Fills and Shorts

A Blank Page: "Evie starts her contractually mandated courtship friendship period with Raphael and he presents her with a gift." | Raphael x Evie; Fluff; Friendship; Stalking; Obsession; Dark Romance

Good Morning: "Raphael has turned into Evie's unexpectedly enthusiastic guinea pig as she's wrapped up in the grueling project of (re-)inventing cell phones and the internet. Turns out the devil likes 'Good Morning' texts." | Raphael x Evie; Fluff; Humor; Fantasy Tech; Raphael Learns How to Text; Raphael is Down Bad; Devil Courtship; He's a Silly Devil <3

Caress: "She arrives at the House of Hope to find a grumpy, stressed devil in need of a nap.  AKA: Despite himself, Raphael succumbs to some of his more human needs." | Raphael x Unnamed F!Tav/OC (implied Evie); Fluff; Comfort; Cozy; Slight Alcohol/Drug Use by Raphael; Raphael’s Only Soft for Her; Cuddly Devil; Devils Can Purr; Some Slight Charitable Reimaginings of HoH Architecture; Devil Courtship

Supreme: "Evie reflects on Raphael's chosen title as he commences with his plans to take over the Hells." | Raphael x Evie; Humor; Fluff; Silliness; Modern Girl in BG; Pop Culture References; Befriending the Devil

A Gift of Heart: "To a devil, gifting the heart of your enemy (for free, no less!) is practically a confession of love. Evie contemplates getting a spray bottle to spritz her murderous cat of a devil friend." | Raphael x Evie; Dark Humor; ...Fluff?; Dark Romance; Evie is a Bit Socially/Romantically Naive; Devil Courtship

A Bite of Cold: "Just because Raphael must dispose of the many enemies standing between him and his rule of the Hells doesn’t mean he needs to be wasteful. Or: Raphael presents Evie with some nice, new hides of his enemies furs to fight off the chill of winter that has come to Baldur’s Gate." | Raphael x Evie; Fluff; Dark Romance; Violence & Gore; Only Soft for Her; Gift Giving; Sexually Suggestive

▹Requests are presently open for Prosody-universe prompt, headcanon, etc fills

▹Headcanons and References

Raphael is a Romantic - Headcanon

Raphael's Claws - Reference

▹In The Works

Plots & Prosody - Chapter 19: "A contract is signed."

Prosody Kinktober Prompt Fill - Body Worship: "Victorious in battle, there is only one thing on Raphael's mind: seeing his fox and claiming his prize." | Bathing, Humor, Body Worship, Smut

Prosody Prompt Fill - Soup & Crackers: "Evie falls ill and Raphael opts to spend the day in bed with her." | Illness; Comfort; Fluff

Prosody Prompt Fill - Taxes: "Tax season is nearing and Evie is anxious about fulfilling her civic duty correctly. Astarion and Raphael argue over what paperwork does and doesn't need to be filed and paid until they end up just doing it themselves." | Humor; Fluff

Latest WIP Whenever: A sneak peak at artwork "The Devil's Flower" and Prosody Ch.19

▹Certain prompt fills are presently Tumblr-exclusive for Plots & Prosody (if/when they can be officially added to the main story, they'll be posted to AO3 as well). If you would like to be tagged when story updates or prompts are posted to tumblr, please drop me a comment or DM. :3

[mrfancyfoot]

Plots & Prosody: Prompts

Raphael x Evie (f!OC)

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- Good Morning - "Raphael has turned into Evie's unexpectedly enthusiastic guinea pig as she's wrapped up in the grueling project of (re-)inventing cell phones and the internet. Turns out the devil likes 'Good Morning' texts."

This prompt was: ‘A good morning text’

Rating: T-ish / SFW Word Count: 590 Timeline: Plots & Prosody, Part II (before 'A Blank Page') - Canon Tags/Warnings: POV Raphael; Fluff; Humor; Fantasy Tech; Modern Girl in BG; Raphael Learns How to Text; Yes, This is Same-Year BG3; Raphael is Down Bad; Devil Courtship; He's a Silly Devil <3

Main Fic (Rated E/Varied): AO3 + Tumblr | Master List Related Prompts: A Blank Page , Caress , Supreme

[Quick Context: After Evie spends most of Part I (Game Events) ‘befriending the devil,’ yet denying him her soul, Raphael makes an alternative offer: the Orphic hammer in exchange for her time - specifically, a mandatory number of days every month for a span of two years.  He procures his Crown by other means. Evie goes about her new life kick-starting her business and re-inventing modern-day things - for which she makes Raphael a bit of a prototype tester. Unbeknownst to her, Raphael is using what she believes is a “contractually mandated friendship” period to court her as his future Archduchess.]

I apologize for this being a pinch unrealistic - Raphael doesn't immediately devolve into calling Evie slurs when she doesn't reply within 2 minutes...unlike many of the gentlemen in my dating app inbox. 🙃

❤️ Thanks for reading! :3 ❤️

Good morning, love.

Good morning, dear.

Good morning, dear fox.

Raphael tapped at the tiny letters and symbols across the shiny surface of the small communication tablet.  Shaking his head, he was unsatisfied with any of the salvos coming to mind.  Chin in his palm, he drummed his fingers on his desk.

[Good morning.]

There.  Simple.  To the point.  Enough to ensure that his presence was kept at home in her mind even when he was not physically with her.

When no reply was forthcoming, he felt himself growing impatient as he gazed upon the surface of the device with undivided attention.  Within her thorough demonstration of the device the prior evening, Evie had shown that these messages could be sent and received instantaneously but only his own words illuminated when he touched it.

Remembering then that she would be yet asleep at this hour, it was concluded that perhaps he was being unreasonable.  How unbecoming to be so eager.  He would allow her the appropriate time and await her return salutation.

Though he caught his eyes occasionally flicking to the tablet for anything new as he toiled through his work, it was a few hours later that he noticed its slight cerulean glimmer.  A reply from her in glowing text was now below his sent message.

Evie: [Good morning - I hope your day is stellar! :D ]

Ah, a wish for him to make grand achievements throughout his day.  He would expect no less of the one he courted than to have the highest of expectations!  She would then be pleased to know that he had already accomplished much this morning. His lips curled into a smirk as he carefully formulated his words.

Dear, Fox.

Too informal.  Yet he could not be too formal.

[Dear, Evie-] [My day has raced off to a phenomenal start!  Over my morning kaeth alone, I have finalized nearly two dozen contracts, and I expect to close on thrice or more before the day’s end in preparation for conquest.] [I have a number of meetings scheduled with my generals today.  I shall begin my march on Zariel’s forces within the tenday.]

Sincerely.

Regards.

Cordially.

Too cold.  Not intimate enough.  He was addressing his intended not some common petitioner or mark - though he supposed she was a mark of a different sort…

Ah!

[Yours,] [R]

Her next response lit the tablet faster than he could return his mind to his work.

Evie: [Nice - good job!] [That’s exciting!!] [So close already!!  Y’all have got this!]

Delighted by her enthusiastic approval and encouragement, his pride swelled powerfully within him.  He would hear her sing his praises to him and before all once he imminently became Archdevil of the First!

[Dear, Evie-] [Your encouragement vitalizes me!  Soon, I expect I shall have much more to report.] [Until then, I look forward to our impending time together.  I have a few surprises in store for you.] [Yours,] [R]

Evie: [Uh-oh, surprises?  I shall anxiously await!] [And you don’t need to be so formal over text] [+ you’re gonna hit my current character and storage limits sooo fast lol] [I know it’s you, silly ;) ]

The rapid responses did lend to a more casual flow of conversation. Rather than letters, it was akin to the passing of notes.  He would format his own to reflect hers.  With that in mind, he fired off his next, desiring clarification.

Raphael: [Explain :D and ;) ]

Evie: [A grin and winky smile] [ :) ] [ :P ] [ ;) ] [They're smilies!] [and lol = laugh out loud]

He understood - it was maddeningly obvious in retrospect.  She was including mimicries of faces, expressions.  To aid in conveying tone?  Thus, she was flirting within her last message and wanted to ensure that he recognised it as such!

His eyes scanned the available letters and symbols to craft one of these tiny symbol faces of his own.

Raphael: [ ];) ]

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Plots & Prosody is now live on AO3! :D

Prosody is my Patchwork Plots spin-off/alternate timeline drabble/snapshot series that features Raphael x Evie (f!human OC).

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Rating: Explicit Summary:

All’s fair in love and war. Plots & Prosody is the equally indulgent Patchwork Plots spin-off (mis)adventures of Evie, set during the main events of BG3 and after, as she makes a new life for herself in Baldur’s Gate. And the devil attempting to court her while he takes over the Hells. . . Things are bustling in Baldur’s Gate as the city rebuilds. Life is looking up for Evie who has ambitions set on her (re-)inventions and business ventures as she juggles a certain vampire’s budding political career, the unwitting godhood bestowed upon her by a clan of fanatical fish people, and the increasing attentions of a devil who she believes woefully has no other friends.

Prologue: Fire and Brimstone

Summary: A snapshot of domesticity as it will manifest in the future. Warning: Suggestive language

“I read this all used to be green?”  Sitting in the nook of the window with her tea in hand, Evie looked out upon the crimson lands, much torched and barren from the constant onslaught of war.  The skies were occasionally punctuated by bright balls of fire crashing to the land.  A land she may never have the ability to set foot on despite now calling it home half of the time.

Raphael leaned on the wall behind her and followed her gaze.  “Mm, as it was first created by Asmodeus, before the Blood War.”

She tipped her head back to look up at him.  “And how do you see Avernus?”

“However we like, sweetling.”  His hand rose to run his knuckles over her cheek.  “Once the Blood War is curbed here, it may return.  Is that how you desire to see Avernus reborn?”

She leaned into the warmth of his touch.  “I think it’s more poetic for the Hells to greet with temptation.  Potentially more effective if you can smack them with the disparity of beauty and brimstone.”  Evie knew his priorities weren’t in how the Hells looked - yet - his focus on reining in the other layers under his - their - rule.

His eyes narrowed on her as he leant forward but there was a spark of humor in them.  “Are you certain it isn’t simply for a better view?”

“That, too,” she giggled.  “Speaking of beauty, I have to go visit the Underdark to see how my fishies are doing.  Depending on that, I’ll probably spend the rest of the day working out of the warehouse.  Or…hm.”  Evie touched a hand to her chin as she rethought that.  “No, I’ll stop by to pick stuff up and then go home.  I feel like I’ll need the sun and fresh air.  And a shower.  I need to have that seasonal room built.”  The research on the Underdark waters was well under way.  The first step towards identifying the sources of rot and pollution.  Her Kuo-toa could live in it but they were far from thriving - she wasn’t entirely convinced the rotting foods weren’t making them ill, but determining that was its own project as they insisted otherwise.  She couldn’t command them to not eat rotting foods until they had stable sources of fresh foods.

Where did she put her menthol rub?

“Be back for dinner,” Raphael commanded.  She knew better than to think it was a request.

Her brows rose in interest.  Dinner together was proving to be a very occasional luxury with how busy they both were.  Many contracts were struck over the evening hours - mortals wooed with the ol’ ‘wine n’ dine’ - keeping him out until the wee hours on the clock.  The rest of the night was typically paperwork and strategizing for a devil that needed far less sleep than she did.  Breakfast was their time together before meetings upon meetings ruled their days.

“Any occasion or simply dinner?”  Necessary to ask in case they were hosting someone she hadn’t been aware of.  He’d thankfully adopted her vastly more organised agenda system, so it was rare that such things surprised her.  Either way, by telling her, he was also saying that he was expecting her to be presentable, so she’d need to cook in time to get back and prepped.  She just needed to know what kind of presentable.

He took her hand in his own.  “Simply dinner with my Archduchess.”  Lips pressed to her palm with a look that promised more than ‘simply.’

She hid her mirth in her mug.  “Don’t you have a meeting?”

Raphael's smile turned dark and he hissed, “He can sweat.”

Uh-oh.  Someone was getting fired.  Quite literally by the look on his face.  She’d check the name again later to make sure it didn’t affect her own affairs.  Hers weren’t terribly entwined with his yet, so it was doubtful outside of a handful of people.  Raphael held very little patience for failure among his rank and file but there was always someone else itching and clawing to take a vacancy.

Evie turned and slid from the settee, then downed the last of her tea.  Time to get the ball rolling on the day.  From the perpetually bright fire and brimstone of Avernus to the cool darkness of the mushroom forested Underdark.  She had come to find a comfort in the latter as she tended to her piscine worshipers - perhaps one day she’d find the same here.

Reaching up to snag his collar before he turned away, she pulled him back down to press a peck to his cheek.  “See ya later!” she bid with a wave as she made to leave the bedroom, not missing the way his fist clenched against his urge to pull her back.  If he did, they wouldn’t be leaving the room for some time.

Now she just had to make sure time didn’t get away from her again.  The bruises on her ass had only just disappeared from the last time she hadn’t been paying attention and came home late without checking in.  ‘To serve as a reminder each time you sit,’ he’d said.  They’d probably last twice as long if she was late again…  Assuming he didn’t get creative with his discipline.  It was best to try not to find out.

[mrfancyfoot]

Raphael x Evie (f!OC) | Rating: E/Varied | Chapter 1 on AO3

My corner store is finally restocking my favorite soda again after being gone for months! I bought a bunch on impulse and got to thinking about miscommunications that could happen between a modern person of "our plane" and the BG3 gang - namely in relation to our favorite devil here. :]

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Chapter 6: Coca-Cola

The devil doesn't like being wrong.

Chapter Rating: T / SFW-ish Word Count: 403 Chapter Tags: POV Evie, Humor Chapter Warnings: Minor/implied drug discussion (cocaine/coke); Gratuitous world-building in such a way that presumes at least coca and/or coke (the drug) would refer to the same things there as here.

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Story Summary: All’s fair in love and war. Things are bustling in Baldur’s Gate as the city rebuilds. Life is looking up for Evie who has ambitions set on her (re-)inventions and business ventures as she juggles a certain vampire’s budding political career, the unwitting godhood bestowed upon her by a clan of fanatical fish people, and the increasing attentions of a devil who she believes woefully has no other friends. . Story Tags: Tags will update with progress, Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, Humor, Manipulation, Eventual Smut, Modern Girl in Baldur's Gate, Canon-Typical Behavior, Varied Chapter Lengths, Not Canon Compliant, Possessive Behavior, Dubious Morality, Dubious Consent, World-building, Kuo-toa, She's not stuck with him he's stuck with her, Has plot-legs, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Warning: Raphael, Raphael is obsessed, No sleeping with Haarlep, Girl has her shit together and that’s sexy, Neurodivergent OC, Lawful Evil meets Chaotic Neutral, Marriage Contract, Slice of Life

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Evie was laughing so hard her sides felt like they were going to burst as a bemused and increasingly impatient devil stood nearby with his hands on his hips.

A far cry from the smug smoothtalker he’d been mere moments ago, so assuredly trying to lure her into a new or updated contract…until she’d realised what had happened.

She backed into a chair to sit and covered her face with her hands in an attempt to control herself and wipe the tears from her eyes.  “I’m sorry,” she managed to huff out between giggles, “I think you misunderstood something.  Or didn’t have context.”  Not that she had any sympathy for him trying to use information from spying on her against her.  “I…I promise I have no addictions to any such illicit substances.  Or anything else, really.”

Raphael raised an eyebrow as though he had doubts about that claim.

Evie launched into an explanation, “I can only presume this came up because I was complaining about missing my beloved Vanilla Coke.”  She threw in her own dramatic gesture, pressing a hand to her chest over her heart with a giggly sigh.  “Which is a cola soft drink that’s ‘vanilla’ flavored - I don’t think it tastes like vanilla but whatever.  Coca-Cola - Coke - is a popular brand.  The drink used to have cocaine in it from the coca leaves they used but they, like, figured out how to get rid of the cocaine part somehow - in amongst the push to make it illegal in my country, which they wholeheartedly lobbied for with loopholes to protect their own business interests - so the drink hasn’t had it in it in several decades now.  Longer than I’ve even been alive.”

She paused a moment to think back on the original conversation she’d had nights ago with her companions around the supper campfire.  “If I said anything about being addicted, it was purely hyperbolic.  I just miss it.  Not enough to sign anything, though.”

“The attempt at a vice gotcha’s cute, though,” she teased, her grin barely holding back another fit of laughter.

Raphael let out a harsh breath through his nose though otherwise remained unnaturally stoic.  “That’s a pity.  It would have provided some explanation.”

Evie tsk’d at the insult but found herself engulfed in his magic on her way back to camp before she could retort.

Their fastest ‘meeting’ yet - the devil didn’t like being wrong.

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