#bff rip

[thecittiverse]

"Only invisible killer I believe in is God."

Frinktober 2023 Day 24: One-off Friends

Rachel, Lisa's murderous imaginary friend from Treehouse of Horror XXVII's "BFF R.I.P."

See the whole prompt list here.

[thesimpsonsultimateshowdown]

The Simpsons Ultimate Showdown!

Round 4; 16 Competitors Remain:

SNOWBALL II/V VS PATTY BOUVIER

Snowball II/V TidBit: Many Simpsons books are jokingly dedicated to the original Snowball. For example, in The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family, the dedication reads, "We hope that they change your cat box in kitty heaven more often than we did down here." In The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror: Fun-Filled Frightfest, the more morbid dedication reads "We're sorry you're gone. You would have made a tasty hors d’œuvre." Also, in The Simpsons Holiday Humdinger, it reads, "As this snow sculpture thaws on the first warm day, so will our hearts melt whenever we think of you."

Patty Bouvier TidBit: In Season 27's "Puffless", where Patty stayed at the Simpson house during a fight with Selma despite Homer's reluctance, Patty privately admitted to Homer that she only mocks him because she is jealous of him having a successful marriage and family with Marge, while all she has is Selma, leaving Homer feeling grateful for her having opened, albeit briefly, a window of kindness.

[akiuge]

mizi thinks back on her first impressions of ivan

[arcanejude]

girlfailure mae & greaserat qimir you will be missed by me

THE ACOLYTE 1.02 "Revenge/Justice" & 1.04 "Day"

[sistertonin]

welcome home, uncle howdy. (Mon, Jun 17, 24)

[jjclaymore]

she was too good for this world i miss you so much jax!!!!

[megancrow]

After 💃

[saintsenara]

every time i think about ginny in CoS i get unbelievably sad, but also it's so fucking funny when you think about her yapping to Tom...they were #real haters since day 1

the idea that they were sincerely bffs can be pried from my cold, dead hands.

for the serious point that he must select as victims of the basilisk people she's been gabbing about, as a way of terrifying and gaslighting her about whether she's responsible for the attacks - you just know she had a lot to say about what a prick she thought colin was and he was sitting in the ether [or wherever a soul lives] kicking his little feet in the air and saying "so true, bestie. amateur photography is cringe. hopefully nothing terrible happens to him!"

and for the less serious points that:

a. only the sort of theatrical teen edgelord who spent months coming up with an anagram of his own name could have written that valentine's poem.

b. the plan to lure harry to the chamber of secrets is really giving the way you used to ask out your crush when you were in year eight.

either tmr ships hinny [the horcrux is the chest monster! dean, you're in danger, girl!] and said "ok, let's get him down here and i'll gas you up", to which ginny replied "sick, i'll play dead so if he says no i can pretend i didn't realise you asked" or ginny ships tomarry and she said "i'll just chill unobtrusively while you impress him with your giant snake" and he said "class, do you reckon i should imply he's talentless and mid* while i do it?" and she said "yeah, one hundo" [omg snake!].

* “Well,” said Riddle, smiling pleasantly, “how is it that you — a skinny boy with no extraordinary magical talent — managed to defeat the greatest wizard of all time?"

tom... hun...

[ladyoftheburn]

Simon: “I’m just wondering what kind of blind idiot I was to not have noticed you attractive you are when we first met.”

Baz: “Whereas I am neither blind nor an idiot.”

BLUSHES FOR YEARS, NO DECADES

[moeblob]

I love my dumb OCs so much ...

I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:

Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.

[heavenbat]

so I went to play the new epilogue last night because I had a save file where I'd saved just before the final battle.

now, here's the thing. My computer is old and for some reason every time I finish the game, the textures and models get all kinds of fucked up in the final cinematics. I kinda thought maybe the new patch would fix this.

It did not.

However, I am not complaining because it resulted in perhaps the funniest instance of a model not loading I have ever seen:

Withers. Sir. Sir??? Put your clothes on.

[jupiterisaroace]

My best friend from church gave me a stuffed animal as a goodbye gift because I’m moving but she got me a Dalmatian because she knows that Carlos is my comfort character & she knows how much I miss Cameron & Carlos so she bought me this little doggo & his name is Carlos :3

(She also bought it for me because it was on my wishlist😭 but she knew WHY I wanted it)

[sanctuaryblur]

imagine saying you love jack merridew but he pulls up to the function like

[chaoticdesertdweller]

Roanoke, Virginia c.1977

📸 Judy Fifer

[antigonenikk]

"Hell should be the highest name of Love." -Hadewijch

Buck/Bucky

[icebrooding]

I keep joking to my partner abt Mabon being that one 'super affectionate' friend because damn is he just everyone's bff