#beyond the puppet

[ceaselessly-mad]

Based on the march update:

I've been seeing a lotta good " Wally and Eddie (sometimes Sally too) bonding over Witnessing The Horrors ™️ " content...

...so I raise y'all a " Frank and Barnaby putting aside their differences to help them out " comic

Unlikely? Very much so, but here it is anyway!

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Also I got super lazy coming up with dialogue, so this basically the run down:

Barnaby is bugging Frank with another one of his classic jokes. That is until they notice Wally consoling a very distressed Eddie.

Before he gets to ask Frank if he knows what's wrong with Eddie, Frank shuts him down, thinking he's just gonna set up another joke about it, which he's especially not in the mood to hear.

However, after mentioning that he had only asked because Wally's been acting off as well, they both start to talk about their strange behaviors, how they can help, what may have caused this ...

But wait- who's that watching over them?

...

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Barbara Crampton

[sketchy-tour]

✨DANDY COMMISSION APPRECIATION POST✨

Of course, being commissions I bought, none of these lovely beautiful pieces are by me. Credits (in order) @frillsand @weevmo @lanlishiba @parrotparfait @kandavers

I am!! GONNA attempt to gush about all these pieces without devolving into keysmashes or screams but like. A. AA. AAA. I was gonna say "yall have no idea how annoying I am about Dandy" but honestly you do. You all do because I shake my silly puppet oc around CONSTANTLY.

ANYWAY I JUST!!! AUGH! ALL OF THEM MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!! The fact I get to see Dandy in art styles I love and adore around the fandom fills me with a joy I cannot even DESCRIBE to you!! OOH I JUST!!! I love them. I love these pieces. I stare at them all the time and now I'm rattling them all around at you guys!!!!! LOOK!!! LOOK AT THESE LOVELY LOVELY PIECES RN AND CHECK OUT THE ARTISTS!!!!!

[idreamofsleeping]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY-

[duke-is-the-shit]

Whete tf my TJ Klune fans at?

[bergoozter]

alright watcherinas let’s theorize ! ✨

[basilbots]

I swear to dog, he’s going to end up being the origin story of dark sun, just hating moons for absolutely no reason

jfbjvj a friend of mine made the same comment and can you Imagine. Butterfly effect kicking in hard you push a baby Sun to get along with Moon too early, prompting him to dig his heels in and do things he doesn’t in other dimensions (like tampering with the lights Eclipse said that was new), and that eventually snowballs into fuckin Dark Sun.

[ciderjacks]

ik everyone and their mother has said this already but I appreciate how many episodes of puppet history focus on non-white stories and are both respectful and dont just focus on mass suffering at the hands of white people, and when they do have episodes involving that they still make sure to focus on the people fighting back and not just "oh this horrible thing was done, sad!"

Also I appreciate how Shane makes an effort to pronounce shit correctly, and to be respectful of people's cultures and spirituality, and to find lesser known stories from these cultures. It's always cool to go into the comments and see people who usually don't see their history or people acknowledged talking about how happy the episode made them.

[papay0]

Wally darling is never beating the villain Allegations

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Barnaby has service dog characteristics, where he can sense distress and the beginnings of a potential stroke/seizure, and thus provides whatever support he can in response, change my mind—

i can't because i Literally Can't ����

[10hourshift]

Heyyy the twinsiesss

I've been holding these for a while bc I'm not too sure about their outfits. But idrc rn so here they are.

They are some weird kids that are seen wandering around at night. No one has seen them hold a pokeball or anything, but when challenged, they always have a pokemon at hand. They exclusively fight in doubles, those pkmn are the ones that usually appear for them

[sillystanleystuff]

The new nurse puppet

You were anxious

It's not like you're not prepared, it's just... Anxiety, you know?

You were the new animatronic puppet at the Mega PizzaPlex. Your design was highly based on your older models, probably because of the nostalgia.

Your job is to be a therapist, nurse and an attraction (like everyone else), so you were tested a lot of times (perhaps more than the normal amount)... But now you're here, in your new room, alone.

The room was really comfy, having nice colors that won't hurt the eyes of the little ones, a bed where they could rest and an dress room with a bathroom.

The little place also had first aid kits, candy and everything that the management thought would be necessary. The wall next to your huge gift box (which apparently was your bed) had some drawings made by the children who helped with the tests.

And then you heard a knock on the door.

"You may come in" you said, and so, the door was open, revelling a little girl with a guy from the human staff.

"Hey, Puppet, your first patient of the day is here" he said, apparently really tired.

"Oh dear, what should be the problem, little one?" You asked, in a gentle voice and slowly getting out of your gift box so you wouldn't fright the little girl.

"I... I fell..." The kid answered.

"And I suppose you got hurt. Where should I apply a bandage?" You asked, looking at her with a calm expression. She pointed at her knee and you just nodded, already grabbing the med kit as she sits on a small chair.

"Alright, let's see..." You looked at her knee, analyzing the wound. It was just a scratch, unfortunately it was bleeding a little.

"This will hurt a little bit, okay? But I'll be quick and gentle, I promise" you said with a reassuring voice and face, the girl only nodded, closing her eyes. And so, you cleaned her wound and put a bandage on it.

"There we go" you smiled and grabbed a candy, giving it to her when she opened her eyes.

"You were really brave" you said in a happy tone while petting her head.

As the two of them left, the little girl smiled while waving at you, which you returned, and again, the room was quiet.

'This wasn't that bad, huh?' you thought, with a little smile.

As the day passes, you greeted a lot of children and even some grownups with some little injuries and stress. And then, the PizzaPlex closed. With a little smile, you stretched (even not being necessary) and started putting the things back in place.

As you finished it, you heard a little knock on the door, making you confused.

'But we're closed right now' you thought, and hesitantly opened the door while saying "my sincerest apologies, we're clos-"

It was the Glamrock band, what were they doing here? A lot of the kids talked about them, but you've never seen them in person.

"Huh? They were right, there is a new animatronic here" Monty said, followed by Roxy's "yeah, congrats Sherlock".

People have been talking about you? Thinking about that made you nervous.

"Ooh! Such a cute outfit!" Chica said while approaching you with a big smile "I'm Chica! That one is Monty, she is Roxy and he's Freddy!" She says while pointing at them.

"It's a pleasure to meet you guys, I'm called Puppet or Marionette" you said calmly while looking at them with a soft smile. Chica's eyes looked like they were sparkling, Monty and Roxy started paying too much attention to you.

Oh dear... Did you do something wrong?

"They were right! Your voice is so relaxing!" The Fazbear himself said with a big smile, making you get kinda... Flustered?

Wait, there's something wrong. Perhaps is your programing?

While you were trying to understand what your code was saying to you, Freddy gave you a concerned look.

"Mx. Puppet, are you okay?" He asked, worried. Noticing your silly thoughts made you silent, you quickly nod.

"My sincerest apologies, Mr. Fazbear. I didn't want to worry you" You said calmly, trying to keep your own confusing thoughts to yourself. The gang gave you an odd look. Oh no, you screwed up. Quick, think something!

"I was only doing a little check up in my database, everything's okay" you said in a reassuring voice. Apparently they believed... Well, except Freddy.

"Don't scary us like that, runt" Monty says, chuckling. Chica just tells him to not be rude.

You only smiled at their silly discussion, until Roxy says something you didn't expected to hear.

"Hey, how about you come with us?" You thought for a moment, until Monty says "can you even walk? Like, this entire time you've only been in this dang rope."

Oh dear.

The rope.

"Um... I can't really walk... I can move my entire body, but walk is a bit complicated. Management don't think it's necessary for me" you said, calmly but a bit embarrassed. 'I hope they're not disappointed about it or something...' you thought.

"I can carry you! We could also put you in a cart!" Chica says, excited. You chuckled at her ideas. They weren't that bad actually.

"I'm happy to know you guys would enjoy my company. However, it's my first day here. I think I'll have to wait a little bit to ask management if I can leave this room" you said, already seeing their little sad faces. You felt guilty, but there's nothing you can do-

"I can speak with management" Freddy said, quickly making the others have little sparkles in their eyes. You were surprised and even... Happy? Although, you didn't want to give the bear too much work...

"Don't worry, Mr. Fazbear, I don't to give you all too much work" you say, a bit anxious. You didn't wanted to give so much work to them, even if you wanted to be able to hang out with them. You're just starting, you don't want to ruin everything already.

"Oh, hun... It'll be no biggie!" Chica said with a smile, followed by Freddy "exactly! No need to be so anxious, superstar." You gave them a genuine smile and just nodded.

Just a test fic.

Lmao

[idreamofsleeping]

THIS MAN IS TAUNTING ALL OF US RAHHHH

[aimasup]

I have a quick question regarding the au, since it operates on muppet logic (i.e. they are actual puppets and not the illustrated forms) who or what is puppeteering them?

That's the fun of it

no one knows!

Let's say you're a puppet! At 3am, sometimes, when you're sleepy and doing late work or getting a snack!

you might see something crouched in the corner of your eye

you might feel your heartbeat is not your own

but mercifully, you will laugh about it with friends in the morning