#beware of the ideas of march

[holmesoldfellow]

Cover art by Aaron Campbell for the six issues of "Sherlock Holmes: Year One" by Scott Beatty and Daniel Indro (January-June 2011, Dynamite Entertainment)

"The Butler Did It," "Beware of the Ides of March," "The Twelve Caesars," "Ships are Safe in Harbor," "Watching the Detectives," and "London's Burning, London's Burning"

[mischievousspooks]

"Beware the Ides of March", they say, "'Tis a dark, foreboding, and perilous day." The Ides of March 'tis upon us, and this year it falls on a Flat Fuck Friday! Guys, this won't happen again until 2030!

[majesty-perfectgrey]

how poetic would it be if Julius Caesar got his period on March 15th

[pasitheapowder]

[hardtobethebardbitch]

Whoever makes a note on this on March 15 I will give you a knife to celebrate

[mariana-oconnor]

Thanks for the screenshots goes to Ninivekha on discord as I did not have any angry Karlach saved.

[shrew1989]

[shrimply-no-way]

A bit late to the party, but here we go I guess!

[holmesoldfellow]

Cover art by Daniel Indro for the six issues of "Sherlock Holmes: Year One" by Scott Beatty and Daniel Indro (January-June 2011, Dynamite Entertainment)

"The Butler Did It," "Beware of the Ides of March," "The Twelve Caesars," "Ships are Safe in Harbor," "Watching the Detectives," and "London's Burning, London's Burning"

[techtow]

Exploring Ancient Rome: Unraveling Its Mysteries Together

Hey there, curious minds! Let's take a stroll through the ancient streets of Rome and uncover the fascinating tales of its past. From the magnificent art to the dramatic history, there's so much to discover about this legendary empire.

Roman Art: A Glimpse into the Past

Picture this: marble statues standing tall, intricate mosaics adorning the floors, and majestic buildings reaching for the sky. That's the beauty of Roman art! It's like a time machine, transporting us back to a world filled with creativity and craftsmanship.

Roman History: A Drama Unfolds

Step into the spotlight, Julius Caesar! He's one of the big names in Roman history, a true game-changer. His ambition knew no bounds, leading him to conquer lands and hearts alike. But beware, my friends, for on the Ides of March, his story takes a tragic turn.

The Ides of March: A Fateful Day

"Et tu, Brute?" These words echo through the ages, spoken by Caesar himself as he faced betrayal from his closest allies. It's a tale of power, politics, and the ultimate price of ambition. Remember, friends, always heed the warning: "Beware the Ides of March."

The Roman Empire: Rise and Fall

Imagine ruling an empire that spanned continents! That's what the Romans did. From the glories of conquest to the challenges of governance, the Roman Empire was a force to be reckoned with. But like all good things, it eventually came to an end, leaving behind a legacy that still shapes the world today.

The Roman Republic: Birth of Democracy

Before the empire, there was the Republic. It was a time of senators and citizens, laws and liberties. The ideals of democracy took root in Rome, shaping its destiny for centuries to come. It's where the seeds of freedom were planted, paving the way for future generations.

Ancient Greece: A Fountain of Knowledge

Ah, Greece! The birthplace of philosophy, art, and democracy. The Romans looked to their Greek neighbors for inspiration, adopting their culture and ideas. It was a meeting of minds, a fusion of civilizations that enriched both worlds in ways we still see today.

Unlocking Ancient History: Our Journey Continues

As we delve deeper into the annals of time, we uncover the stories of ordinary people and extraordinary events. Ancient history isn't just about dates and facts; it's about the human experience, the triumphs, and the tragedies that shape who we are.

So, my fellow explorers, let's keep digging, keep asking questions, and keep unraveling the mysteries of ancient Rome. Together, we'll unlock the secrets of the past and embark on an adventure through history like no other.

[knee-high-boots]

this is actually everything to me

[katesattic]

Adding the Most Important Tumblr Holiday to My Google Calendar

[jasonxlxl]

YOUR TELLING ME IM A DAY LATE TO ASSASSINATE CALIGULA!!

Why did nobody tell me!

[enlighten3d]

slowly, but surely, the ides of march celebration is leaving tumblr

im a ta at the school library, and the librarian asked me what i think the display for march should be. naturally, i said that it should be for the ides of march. and for some reason, she thought it was a great idea??

so now im drawing roman pillars to go outside beside the entrance to the library. beware the ides of march will be written on the window

i win

[see-arcane]

A message to all the assorted unscrupulous undead: Beware the Ides of March.

To everyone else: Grab your kukri blades, your bowie knives, your stakes, your bone saws, and whatever else you have on hand to appropriately accessorize with your new copy of The Vampyres.

The book is out! Loose! Running rampant and bloodstained through the terrains of eBook and paperback alike!

My beautiful little baby, toddling into the literary world to deliver havoc unto the dastardly bastards of the revenant realm. I’m so proud. (And so happy to feel the stress headache finally start to crack.)

Now that The Vampyres is out in the open, a brief FAQ under the cut:

Where can I get the eBook?

Check out the Universal Book Link (UBL) here:

It’ll show you all the places you can grab a virtual vampyre by the throat.

Where can I get the paperback?

For folks in ‘murrica, I’d say hit up Bookshop.org to go and grab it from your physical store of choice:

You can also just search The Vampyres C.R. Kane and see the waterfall of options. Not sure of the exact timeline, but it should be more widely available in the coming weeks. At least hereabouts:

Pictured: Places to potentially purchase a paperback.

Can I get it at my library?

If you ask for it, yes! You’ll need the ISBNs when filling out your library’s request form, so:

eBook ISBN: 9798218374594

Paperback ISBN: 9798218374587

What’s the status on that paperback cover business?

Current status is still ???

At least in the sense that I’m not sure what version of the book cover you might get at the moment. Original matte? Temporary glossy? Updated matte that’s here to stay? No idea at the moment. My self-publishing page shows the update’s confirmed, but the online stores are still using the first version as the preview image and I’m not sure when that gets swapped out. At least the books are all print-on-demand, so whatever you order, just know it’s not coming from some thrown-away backup heap. It’s fresh from the book oven press.

Anything else I need to know?

First, reviews are extremely welcome! I am running on negative budget when it comes to waving my little flag to announce that I Made a Scary Vampire Book, so I’m really relying on word-of-mouth if I want it to actually get its head above water. Leaving stars and comments wherever you can, be it in the online stores, the Goodreadses or Smashwordses or whatever else, would be a big help.

(Really though, I can and will dissolve into a puddle of relieved ego if I see so much as one (1) Nice Comment on Tumblr, my cesspool of choice.*)

*This is not hyperbole. I can count on one hand how many PROMOTION © ™ posts I’ve made on Twitter and have fingers left over. This novella is tailored to my fellow fiendish bookworms on here.

Second, to those coming by this stuff for the first time and don’t know what all this hoopla is about, a preview of my novella, The Vampyres, is available on my website. Give it a gander if you want to see under-appreciated classic supernatural bogeymen dropped into their own horror story.

Thirdly, lastly, vitally: thank you.

The Vampyres is a beautiful accident that came together out of an itch to rattle something out just for myself; a break from a bloated piece that had turned into a chore which burned me out and threw away the fun of scribbling. A lightweight read that saved me from being crushed by a cinderblock.

By the same token, the people on here have shouldered me up and out of the creative pit of thinking ‘This is all for nothing.’ For all that I talk of how much I’m powered by spite and the desire to Read a Specific Thing only to realize I Have to Write That Thing First, I’d be a liar if I said the kindness and excitement of the folks who’ve been reading my nonsense for (holy hell) TWO YEARS in the wake of the first big Dracula Daily surge didn’t have a major role in getting this thing done.

I did make The Vampyres for me. But it’s for you guys too. For everyone who saw one of my rambles or little fictions and spoke up to say, I love this! I was thinking this! I wanted this! Finally, finally!

When you crack open the cover for the first time, on a screen or in your hands, I want you to know I’m thinking Thank You at you. I hope you enjoy all the horrors inside.

Postscript:

If you want more info on other stuff I'm tinkering with, check out my website here:

[holmesoldfellow]

Cover art by Francesco Francavilla for the six issues of "Sherlock Holmes: Year One" by Scott Beatty and Daniel Indro (January-June 2011, Dynamite Entertainment)

"The Butler Did It," "Beware of the Ides of March," "The Twelve Caesars," "Ships are Safe in Harbor," "Watching the Detectives," and "London's Burning, London's Burning"