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huge HUGE fan of whatever the fuck is going on here

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i'd like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around

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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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Hey Everyone suggest some normal thoughts for me to have !

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the traffic cone?? the finger mustache???

i’m being so serious i could scream how much i love her

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I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

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and if i said i was seeing this in theatres in april would you clap for me??

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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this is actually everything to me

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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hear fucking hear

if i don’t lose my virginity anytime soon i might go crazy

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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this is very close to being my dinner tonight

edit: it was microwave mac n cheese and a nible of an edible

Not the way I literally had my mother pick me up lucky charms for dinner

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That debate with the red paint in the hospital hallway

Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.