#best son in law

[slater-baby]

Price who was a teen father, single dad who worked hard his whole career to provide for his daughter.

Price, who's finally satisfied with all that he's achieved, retiring from the military in his late 40s.

Price, who has little more to do than sit at home and watch TV these days, is ECSTATIC when his daughter tells him she wants to introduce him to her long term boyfriend.

“He’s great, dad, you’ll see!” She promises him over the phone, “And he’s in the military, too! You’ll probably be fast friends.”

Price, who doesn’t doubt it for a second.

Price, who spends hours barbecuing a rack of ribs, looking forward to meeting the man who might one day kiss his daughter at the alter.

Price, who opens the front door…

…only to reveal Simon Riley’s grisly scarred face, his meaty hand cupped inside of his daughter’s manicured grasp.

“Dad!” She squeals, throwing her arms over his shoulder in a big hug.

Price, who glares at Simon with sheer viciousness while he hugs his little girl, mind flashing with all the horrible things he might have done to her.

Corrupting her. Touching her. Deflowering her.

Price, who nearly snarls just at the sight of his once-second-in-command merely standing next to his sweet princess.

Simon, however…

Well, he only musters a crooked, knowing smile before extending his hand.

“‘ello, dad,” he growls, slipping his arm right around her waist the minute she shuffles back.

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Price, who slowly comes to terms with the fact that his best friend won't be his best friend for much longer.

No, when Simon has it his way, he'll be Price's son-in-law.

All's well that end's well, Simon figures, I'll make it up to the old man one day.

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Price, who finds a box of luxury cigars at his hotel room the day of your wedding. There's a note attached to it.

Can't be mad at me now, can you? I am your son-in-law, after all, it reads.

Price crumples it up and throws it in the trash right after.

Who was he kidding? There was no one he'd trust more with his little girl than Simon. Though, he could've done without the fanfare when he handed you over to the bastard at the alter.

"She mine now, old man?" Simon sneers, pulling you out of your father's arms.

"Careful, Riley," he scoffs with a smile, "You're lucky I hung up the rifle before I knew you were dating my daughter...might've thought twice about it."

"You should've."

Even though Price cried with joy when you were finally pronounced husband and wife, he really doesn't want to know what Simon meant by that last comment.

[johnnydany]

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[wibblyowzah]

You were seared onto my hearts, Amelia Pond. You always will be.

[varpusvaras]

All the batkids are the favorites in their respective teams/friendgroups because they always bring the best snacks.

They either have the most money and can afford good snacks, or they bring something that Alfred has made, and who doesn't love Alfred's cooking? Dick as Robin got the upper hand in so many arguments with the team because he was the one with all the good stuff.

Jason's the only one of the kids who actually knows how to make all of Alfred's best recipes, though, and oh boy does he hold that above everybody's heads. No he's not telling you the secret of the best brownies in the entire world, that's between him, Alfred and god, and Jason has already given the gods his middle finger. And none of his siblings scare him as much as the prospect of Alfred's disappointment.

(Yes, Bruce has also brought Alfred's cooking up to the Watchtower many, many times. It always gives him an upper hand in whatever they are discussing that day, too)

[violent138]

Fully believe that Bruce loves the Kent farm because it's so different from everything in his life. He can't be anything but Vengeance at Wayne Manor/Tower, can't be anything but Brucie Wayne in Gotham, fully -in -control-occasional dickhead Batman at the Watchtower and Dad in Bludhaven. But at the Kent farm, he's just another guest engaged in a death match with Martha to help clean up.

[babylonfelldown]

Everytime I see someone saying Cat was a bad mom, or some farytale like evil stepmom to Jon I wanna pull my eyes out

My girl was a SAINT, no woman would have handled the Jon situation as well as her

Can u look me in the eyes and seriously say that any highborn Lady from one of the great houses would have endured her husband bringing a bastard to their home and raising his as equal to their legitimate children? If anyone thinks that way they don't understend anything about asoiaf

[introspectivememories]

buggy drunk, flirting with marco: heyyy~ marco

marco responding because if nothing else it'll make shanks mad: heyyy~ bugs

shanks, halfway across the grandline, tense as hell as he gets a that's so raven like premonition: buggy and marco are fucking

benn with his head in his hands, halfway to crying because this is the fifth time kashira has turned the ship around because he cant stop chasing after that fucking clown and he doesnt get paid enough for this and-: this ship is fucking NIGHTMARE!!!

[altocat]

Not me sitting around late at night thinking about Genesis and Lucrecia both being physically immortal thanks to the Jenova cells, both sealing themselves away as a form of atonement, and both eventually breaking free to meet decades after everyone else is dead.

And both regretting the fact that they both loved Sephiroth and will never be able to apologize.

[damian-lil-babybat]

Batman and Robin (2023) #12

Batman Incorporated (2012) #13

How to hug your resident al Ghul...first a sword!

[sophsun1]

Queer as Folk – 4.01: Just a Little Help

[ieatflaeks]

drew these 4 days ago exactly, but theyre still good to post....

Cora and his little son that he took in.....joyous...

[thepurplewombat]

The Sin List

okay, so as we all know, it is vitally important that any character we stan must be morally pure and a good example to emulate in real life.

So I have decided to create a list of MDZS characters and their sins, which everyone can easily refer to in order to make sure that they are not following some horrible criminal or murderer!

This was a lot of work, but I'm very proud of it. Just doing my bit to ensure the moral purity of the fandom!

Wei Wuxian - Necromancy, disrespecting his elders, disrespecting the dead, killed Jin Zixuan, punched Jin Zixuan in the face one time, cannibalism, mind control, deviant sexual fantasies, trespassing, oath-breaking, urged Wen Qing to perform untested and possibly fatal operation on Jiang Cheng without his consent.

Lan Wangji - Defied his elders, broke the Lan Clan rules, sexually assaulted Wei Wuxian, deviant sexual fantasies, GBH (JGY)

Jin Guangyao - betrayed and killed Wen Ruohan, betrayed and killed Jin Guangshan, murder (NMJ), murdered assorted people, disrespecting the dead, assorted Spy Things for Wen Ruohan.

Nie Mingjue - Killed a lot of people during the war, verbally abused Nie Huaisang, burned Nie Huaisang's stuff, attempted murder (JGY), attempted murder (JGY), attempted murder (JGY), murder (JGY), killed the Mo family (well, his arm did anyway). In favor of the genocide of the Wen Remnants

Jin Guanshan: Sexual assault, rape, murder, ordering human experimentation with resentful energy to be done by his sect, played both sides during the war, didn't take responsibility for his children, ultimately responsible for getting WWX killed because he wanted the YTT so bad

Wen Ruohan: Attempted world domination, murder etc

Lan Qiren: has a stick up his ass

Su Minshan: Refused to die for the Lan, supported JGY in his efforts to prevent undead Da-ge from killing him. Also cursed Jin Zixun.

Sect Leader Yao: Weathervane politician

Jiang Wanyin: strangled Wei Wuxian that one time, keeps trying to talk to him but is way too tsundere about it, killed many during the war, didn't immediately forgive WWX for getting JYL killed, threatens to break Jin Ling's legs weekly.

Jin Ling: rude. rude rude rude. Also stabbed WWx one time

Lan Jingyi: not respecting his elders, rude rude rude. Also loud

JFM: shit dad, throw him in a volcano

Madame Yu: Angry mom, beat Wei Wuxian for things that weren't his fault, yelled at JC a lot, didn't appreciate JYL, very mean.

Lan Xichen: killed people during the war. Randomly starts doing flute solos in conversation

Meng Shi: was a prostitute. Told Meng Yao his dad was amazing and he should totally look him up later.

Madam Jin: awful person, she can go into the volcano with JFM. physical and verbal abuse (JGY)

Nie Huaisang: killed cats, nearly killed the juniors, let his sect fall into ruin, traded obscene materials, disrespecting his sect's traditions, lied to Lan Xichen to make him kill JGY

Wen Qing: went along with WRH's plans, performed surgery on JC without his consent

Wen Ning: Was part of the burning of LP

Mo Xuanyu: Summoned Satan to murder his relatives, harassed his brother

Jin Zixun: asshole, rude, broke the Geneva Convention on the ethical treatment of prisoners several times. Useless person

FOR THE SAKE OF SAFETY AND YOUR MORALS YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO STAN THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS

Jiang Yanli

Qin Su

Lan Shizui

[xinyuehui]

Congrats to Yang Chinhua for Best Drama Series Supporting Actress with ON!HCT at the Golden Bell Awards 🎉

[maysrinn]

The Snow „Capitol AU“ Family Tree ❄️🥀

The official Capitol AU family tree including future in-laws!

A few side facts:

It's been noted that the Snow family's legacy is dwindling due to Xanthos never marrying and Rosalyn taking on the surname Dovecote. Janus, faced with having two daughters – Valeria, the elder, and Cassia, the younger (who happens to be the most fervent Everlark enthusiast in all of Panem) – is striving desperately for a son. Cassia on the other hand has made it clear to her father that if there won't be a little brother to carry on the family name, pledging to uphold it herself. Janus simply smiled at her enthusiasm, affectionately ruffling her hair.

Janus also a girl!dad he‘s still just trying to live up to the expectations of his father

Livia and Hilarius were an arranged marriage, both of them have no problem with the other seeking other company as long as it is in private

Clelia is older then Plutarch by 3 years

Janus and her are university sweethearts, shes a year younger than him.

Coriolanus argued with Festus for hours about Rosalyn NOT taking on the surname Dovecote, we can see how that ended.

Aurelius Dovecote is the youngest grandchild at 10 with Cassia being 12 and Valeria being 17

Aurelius is also the only grandchild that has a traditional covey color second name ✨Merigold✨

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If there are official names that I Changed and got wrong my deepest apologies! I didn’t found or remembered them qwq

The Baird family tree is up next! 🕊️

Edit: I MISSPELLED HILLARY 🥲 aka Hilarius

[wibblyowzah]

DOCTOR WHO | 6.13

[thequestionisalwaysmangoes]

21 weeks going strong! Anyway, here’s the first fic in my most recent series, brownie points.

“Conner? When did you get here?” He asked. That seemed like something he should have been alerted of before now.

The kid shrugged, as well as he could while horizontal with an awkward lump flopped on top of him. Oh, that’s Tim. Things suddenly became clearer.

“Tim called around one rambling about a conspiracy theory, so I figured he probably hadn’t slept in a couple days. Showed up like twenty minutes later to find him curled up under his desk eating peanut butter out of the jar and convinced him to watch some TV. Moved out here since I figured you’d be less upset the sooner you found out I was here, turned on HGTV, and he was out like a light. Slept a couple hours, then heard you on the stairs.”

Here’s the link<3