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[debb987]

THE LAD!! Somehow he looks older here. At peace, there's something about his expression that I really like (other than the rare addition of eyes with pupils lmao xd) Therma your style is so crunchy, happy ñom ñom, even if the scars just keep piling up and multiplying without END AHHH 🥹🥹🥹

That's my fault, I know, I know, but kasjdasdha all the same!

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Rad :> @debb987

[prokitchendeals]

Save Time and Space in Your Kitchen with the Best Rated Processor Blender

Are you tired of cluttered countertops and bulky kitchen appliances? Do you want to simplify your cooking routine without sacrificing quality or variety in your meals? Look no further than the best blender-food processor combo on the market. This versatile and powerful appliance will elevate your culinary creations from basic to gourmet, while streamlining your prep work and saving valuable counter space. Get ready to upgrade your kitchen game with this must-have tool for any home chef!

Introduction

There are a lot of different kitchen appliances on the market these days. It can be hard to know which ones you really need and which ones you can live without. But if you're serious about cooking, then you know that a good blender-food processor combo is an essential tool in your kitchen.

A blender-food processor combo is a great way to save space in your kitchen since it combines two appliances into one. It's also a great way to save money since you won't need to buy two separate appliances. And most importantly, it's a great way to make sure that you have all the tools you need to make healthy and delicious meals.

When shopping for a Best Rated Food Processor Blender Combo there are a few things to keep in mind. First, consider what kinds of foods you'll be using it for. If you only plan on making smoothies and soups, then you won't need as many features as someone who plans on using it for more complex recipes.

Second, think about the size of the unit. If you have a small kitchen, then you'll want to choose a compact model that won't take up too much counter space. And if you have a large family or entertain often, then you'll want to choose a larger model with more power and capacity.

Finally, don't forget to compare prices. Blender-food processor combos can range widely in price, so it's important to find one that fits your budget

Top Features to Look for in a Blender-Food Processor Combo

When it comes to finding the best blender-food processor combo on the market, there are a few key features you should look for. Here are the top features to look for in a blender-food processor combo:

1. Powerful Motor: A powerful motor is essential for a high-quality blender-food processor combo. Look for a unit with at least 1000 watts of power. This will ensure that your blender can handle even the toughest ingredients.

2. Variable Speed Settings: Variable speed settings are important for getting the perfect consistency with your blending and processing tasks. Look for a unit that offers multiple speed settings so you can always get the perfect results.

3. Large Capacity: If you plan on using your blender-food processor combo for large batches of food, then you'll want to make sure it has a large capacity. Some units have small pitchers or bowls, which can be inconvenient if you're trying to make a large batch of something. Look for a unit with at least 64 ounces of capacity to make sure you can blend or process large quantities at once.

4. Durable Construction: A durable construction is essential for any kitchen appliance, and a blender-food processor combo is no exception. Make sure to choose a unit that is made from high-quality materials like stainless steel or die-cast metal. These materials will stand up to years of use and will help your appliance last longer overall.

How to Use a Blender/Food Processor Combo

If you're looking to upgrade your kitchen appliances, a blender-food processor combo is a great option. These devices can save you time and effort in the kitchen, and they're versatile enough to handle a variety of tasks. Here's a guide on how to use a blender-food processor combo to get the most out of this handy kitchen appliance.

First, decide what type of food you want to prepare. A blender-food processor combo can be used for many different types of food, including soups, sauces, smoothies, and baby food. Once you know what you want to make, select the appropriate attachment for the job. If you're unsure, consult the user manual that came with your device.

Next, gather all of your ingredients and add them to the blender or food processor bowl. Make sure that everything is chopped into small pieces so that it will blend or process more easily. If you're making a soup or sauce, you may need to add some liquid (water or broth) to help things along.

Now it's time to start blending or processing! Start with the pulse setting if your device has one, then gradually increase the speed until everything is smooth and creamy (or finely chopped, if that's what you're going for). If things seem to be getting stuck, add a little more liquid and/or stop and scrape down the sides of the bowl as needed

[uniqueproduct]

Best 5 Ninja blender food processor.

[evilminji]

You know how in Naruto, Sealing is a Finicky Art?

It's like computer coding, calligraphy, and symbolism had a super-powered/reality bending baby. You gotta think in VERY ADHD twirls and swirls too be any good at it. Which is why the Uzumaki rocked it so hard. But I digress.

Is Complexe AF.

Bends Reality and is EASY to fuck up.

Wanna bet? The BEST way to learn/use it? Is to copy already functioning examples? But Oh! How do you KNOW they are functioning? Safe? Well OBVIOUSLY, your Skilled At Seals teacher looks at it first! THEN gives it too you!

Using random seals you find in the dirt is how you get splattered across three different countryside in peices, after all. Possibly take out a nearly Town or two while your at it. No One Is THAT Dumb... RIGHT?

Enter Stage Right o/~☆ Humanity, Everybody! *polite, if strained, golf clapping*

They ABSOLUTELY Are!

Especially Ninja!

Ninja who, after fuckin MURDERING A WHOLE ASS VILLAGE OF SEALING MASTERS, decided to pick through the rubble! Because THAT is gonna work out GREAT! After all... it's not like you just KILLED the fuckers who could tell you what IS and IS NOT functional!

Was that once the "hazardous advanced class' sealing failures" bin? Or was it the "super awesome candy and rainbows" stash!? You don't know. NO ONE DOES NOW. You fuckin KILLED THE PEOPLE WHO DID.

They had their own REGIONAL Sealing Script.

You know, the one they taught to THEIR STUDENTS. Not outsiders. The students you KILLED, you absolute fuck nuggets. But hey! The threat of the Super Scary Sealing Masters is no more! Good job. You've successfully burned down the library. It can't hurt you ever again.

But NOW? You have piles upon piles of GIBBERISH.

You can only VAGUELY tell the novice seals from the master's. And even then? Do you have any idea what most of them DO? Nope. And after a certain point in training? The shaky, uncertain hand writing becomes smooth enough, that it all blends together in "Seals".

Now... what is the SMART thing to do?

Curse your hubris and the atrocities your fear allowed you to commit, obviously. But BEYOND that, Don't Touch Them. But we're Ninja. So WE are all suicidal idiots. The less smart but still Reasonably Precautionary thing to do? Study the amateur Seals. Learn Sealing from other masters.

Crack the Regional Script and slowly, painstakingly, work through each seal as we sort out what is and isn't safe. What can be salvaged. What can be used and how.

A process that will likely take years if not decades.

But of course, that's not GOOD ENOUGH for certain grabby handed, power hungry, short sighted, fuck weasels! No, no. It much EASIER to just throw human life into the blender until profit pops out! Completely IGNORING, of course, that SOME of these?

Could very well be the "Too Dangerous To Ever Use/Will Destroy Us All/Take Them All With Us" type of Seals that Kage usually LOCK UP. The kind you CAN'T destroy once you've made them, because the fall out would be WORSE. And?

Even if you are a murderous, middle management, go nowhere in your life, BASTARD of a ninja? Sometimes you can look down at the massive, intricately detailed, killer off nation's before you. Something that was WRAPPED in locks upon locks upon chains upon seals. And KNOW in your selfish, survival at all costs little heart... You DO NOT want anyone to fuck with this.

You CAN NOT let anyone fuck with this.

NO ONE can be allowed to touch it.

Not for ANYTHING.

You may fear S Class Kage and Missing Nin and what all else they may do to you. But THIS? Your eyes can't even properly FOCUS on it. It's like a tunnel that's lined with poetry, stretching all the way to the Earth's core. It's perfectly flat. It moves, a gentle rotation. But is that just your eyes, tricking you?

So much ink, it swallows the scroll, and this is when it's COMPRESSED.

How many nations?

How many NATIONS must this monstrosity span, when free?

It must have taken a Master decades, if not their entire life, to complete. Possibly a family, several generations. But... but gods it is a work of MADNESS. No wonder it was sealed. It speak, you... you THINK... of Death...

Of it's KING.

Something BEYOND the Shinigami. BEYOND Death and the Purelands.

Who the FUCK would try to summon something beyond GODS? Did they think they could control it? Chain it like the bijuu? You're so cold inside. Because you KNOW. You fucking KNOW, the ambitions and arrogance of those above you.

They'll think they can.

They won't listen.

You... you have to take this and RUN. You stand no chance. But no chance is better then oblivion. Anything is better then standing by and watching it happen.

You obviously don't make it. You never expected too. But at least... at least you won't have to watch whatever THAT is... arrive... fuck...

At least you TRIED.

And? Because leaf Ninja, specifically certain teams, have the MOST Shit luck imaginable? They arrive, having crossed paths with several other teams, on the way back home (yay! Warm food and real beds!) Just in time to see a desperate looking ninja from one of the small villages get fuckin pincushioned. Drop what is VERY clearly an Uzushio Scroll of considerable size and SEVERE SSS+ DO Not EVER Touch Grade Type Markings, and then some joining from that same village go to grab it.

Notice them.

You know... the multiple LEAF NINJA. Who TOO THIS DAY, wear the UZU swirl on their uniforms as a mourning tribute to the DEAR AND PRECIOUS ALLIES they could not save. The Uzushio Allies. Those ones. The ones that were, in fact, from Uzushio.

LIKE THE SCROLL YOU ARE HOLDING.

By the WAY! How DID you get that Scroll? Doesn't seem like something our dear friends would just HAND over, now does it? You didn't happen to LOOT THEIR FUCKIN GRAVES did you? Cause we sure would be MAD about that!

:)

Real Mad.

Dude obviously panics. Because that? That is a VERY pissed off bunch of Ninja, many in the bingo book, one of whom is Very Clearly throwing off BIJUU CHAKRA. And just said "my family's" Ha ha... Oh Shit that's an Uzumaki.

So he decides to USE THE SEAL.

What does it do?

He doesn't know! But it's probably SOMETHING big and impressive, right?

Yes. :) Yes it Does.

*Crack*

The SKY cracks. Like a pane of glass, struck by a hammer. Spiderwebbing as far as the eye can see above them, all from one central point, directly above the seal. The cracks there are concentrated. A point of impact. And through the cracks... something GREEN shines.

Brighter then the daylight around it, yet darker in color then the blue of the sky. Lazily whisping out like escaping mist. Time seems slow as their eyes all whip up wards. Even with senses beyond the normal human base, it is... inconceivable. SOMETHING winds back. They can not see it.

But they can feel it.

Like changing pressure as a storm rolls in.

*Crack!*

Green overtakes the blue. The sky a Kaleidescape of shards, held together by stubbornness alone. Reflecting a calm day that seems IMPOSSIBLE in the face of what's occurring. There should be wind. Great pressure changes in the face of so much FORCE, but the trees are eerily still.. utterly silent..

Nothing dares bring attention to itself.

Some distant part of their minds try to gather the thought that... that it could be an illusion. They... they should check. But they can FEEL it. Like a weight draped gently but without mercy upon their shoulders. It did not slam. But... but they can not move. Can barely breathe. It is beyond killing intent.

It is simply...

DEATH.

*CRASH!*

At last, the sky gives way. A fist, the size of towers punching through. It... it is almost elegant. A ring, almost in the shinigami's visage, wraps itself in a howling and snarled menace, around a great shining finger. A glove protects almost delicate looking, claw tipped fingers. The fist pulls back. Shard of sky falling, Floating, suspended in their moment of destruction, a glittering frame for the gapping wound that has overtaken everything.

Death...

Death has Green Eyes.

A crown of ice and starlight, pulled straight from the coldest north, hair that drifts like the drowned. His skin is that of a corpse. His breath a coldness that seems to suck all warmth from the world. There is no rage, no great irritation, his face merely twisted in slight annoyance. Mild displeasure.

And yet it feels like their greatest sin.

It BURNS.

They are ants. Less then ants. He... He LOOMS so TALL. The Green BURNS into their eyes, into their veins, chokes their lungs. The silence stretches. Those great eyes, the eyes of a GOD, move from them. To the man with the Seal.

He dies instantly.

Shit.

They... they need to... to...

Naruto wanders over and picks up the scroll, completely ignore the Giant Sky God Of Death and how all his friends are frozen in primordial fear. He roughly shakes the dirt off the delicate old relic, then squint at it. Figures he's holding it upside-down. Flipping it, he squints harder. Tilts his head and hums.

"Oh!"

He holds his hand up, turning to look at the terrifying Deity From Beyond Comprehension.

"It's me! I'm the Uzumaki! But, uh, I didn't actually summon you? Our stuff got stolen. Which really sucks!" He looks down again, brings the paper nearly to his nose trying to make out some thing. "Uuuuuh, huh. Got it! Can you get smaller? I don't got any BBQ or anything ON me right now, but Choji's Family makes REALLY good food! We can go out to eat? Ooh ooh! Maybe RAMEN! You like Ramen, right?!"

"Yep, Definitely one of Shouta's."

Rumbles The Actual Fucking King Of Death, shaking the trees and ground under your feet. As you probably stare at your fellow Leaf Nin like WTF.

"Sure, man. Give me a second."

And suddenly? He's leaning forward. Shrinking and twisting in ways that are painful to look at. The sky is... is not healing, so much as UNcracking. Rewinding itself to a pristine state. Until only a large, floating, armored God in black and white floats above you. Glowing.

One that... that is apparently FRIENDS with the Uzumaki Clan.

Because of course he is.

Naruto's introducing his Toads. And teammates. You almost feel bad for Hatake. But like? Better you then me, buddy. THEN? Death? Decides? For some inconceivable reason. "You know what? Im'ma just turn into a human WITH NO CHAKRA NETWORK. Reeeeeally freak out the locals."

And now Leaf is INCHARGE of entertaining A GOD until he decides to leave.

Or (presumably) Else.

And!! Because life loves to kick ninjas IN THE BALLS (for their stupid, STUPID life choices, YOU FUCKERS) it just HAD to be the One God? That can SEE DEAD PEOPLE. Because it's not like ninjas have Death Related Traumas or anything!

*internal ninja screaming*

Feed the guy some BBQ! Stat! Please Akimichi! Save us!

@hdgnj @hypewinter @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @nerdpoe @mutable-manifestation

[secretkittywolf]

Suffering with my time of the month and I decided to share some helpful tips that I use when going through this pain.

Tip 1: Prepare your pads before going into the shower.

I learnt this early on and it saves so much time! No need to scurry around the bathroom. Just sit down, sort your pads out, lay them on the mat outside the shower, leave your towel nearby and then hop in. When you get out, your pads are all ready to go and no need to struggle, especially when it comes to winter time and your shivering due to the cold.

Tip 2: Wear black underwear

It will show less but trying to find any blood afterwards is a nightmare. I solely use black underwear for my periods and white or any coloured ones for after and I use dish soap and an old toothbrush with cold water to scrub out any stains.

Tip 3: Towel in bed

If you have a heavy flow, sleep on a towel above your sheets. It will stop the blood from staining your sheets and best to fold the towel for that extra protection

And lastly Tip 4: Juice

If your someone who suffers from a heavy flow, please please PLEASE do this! This will help you! I've been doing this for months and it works!!!

First buy a juice processor. I got mine on Amazon but it HAS to be a juice processor. A blender or Ninja will not work.

Secondly, use this recipe:

3-4 beetroots I use vacuum sealed beetroots but don't use the ones in vinegar. It isn't nice.

1/2 cucumber

1 Orange

A handful of spinach leaves

1 ring of pineapple

1 spig of parsley

Shove these into the juice processor and then drink it daily. You don't need to drink a whole lot but if you want to, you can make more.

It may taste weird at first but it has helped maintain my flow. I'm no longer as heavy as I used to be and those annoying cramps? Reduced to a dull ache.

I'm not kidding. It's that good.

You can also do:

1 Apple

1/3" of ginger

1 carrot

1/2 cucumber

1 spig of parsley

3-4 beetroots

It works just as well.

I really hope these help anyone who's suffering through their period. These have helped me and I want to help others

[taddymason]

What are your thoughts on each of the Ninja? I'm just curious

Ooooo okokok this is going to be so long, I'm going to explain my first impression of them when I was a child and how it has changed over time.

Cole: I really didn't care much about Cole when I saw the series for the first time, like, as I remember he was my least favorite character on the team and he seemed boring to me. Now? Easily my favorite ninja. It's funny because of the team it's easily the one I identify with the most in terms of personality. I LOVE how most of his arcs have to do with the potential of his elemental powers, probably one of the ninjas who has grown the most in terms of skills over the course of the series. I know I don't talk much about the way they develop him and how much he matures throughout the series, especially how he becomes more and more open with the team, but he is one of my favorite characters.

Zane: I always liked Zane and he always remained my second favorite ninja. One of the parts I like most about his development is how he becomes more confident and sassy, especially in the new seasons. What I do not like is how many other ninjas's jokes about him are limited to "Zane, we need to adjust your honest/sarcasm ciurcuits", etc. It gets pretty tiring and somewhat contradicts the whole point of his character to be reminded that he's a nindroid when the whole point is that he actually sometimes ends up being a lot more human than everyone else but that's it. (ALSO Why did the writers forget that he had a falcon?)

Lloyd: sooo Lloyd is a complicated one because I don't really have strong feelings about his character. I guess one thing that kept me away every time I rewatched the show was thinking that he's like they put every cliche of a protagonist in a blender and most of his arcs feel that "predictable" when you compare him to the others. BUT I like what they are doing with his character on DR and I think it is his best season so far, SO definitely in DR it is more entertaining to see his development and his relationship with the kids.

Kai: Kai is a character that for me... is fine, I don't love him too much like most of the fandom. Again I think that in DR they are doing justice to his character since he feels that in Wildbrainera he was quite forgettable as if the creators didn't know what to do with him (like, I'm not a fan of his arc in S11 because we have definitely seen that lesson a Lot of times). I really love the development of him anyway and his relationship with Nya & Lloyd is one of the best parts of the series.

Nya: I'm going to be honest, I only started to like Nya in S9, before that with the sexist way the writers wrote her in the first seasons when I first saw the series I found her annoying (and S3 and S6 didn't help) . I think her character definitely improved after the Oni trilogy onwards because the creators began to give her REAL CHARACTER FLAWS and take her more seriously because then I started to like her character more.

Jay: soo, when I saw the series for the first time Jay instantly became my favorite ninja. I liked that there was a balance between the sarcastic jokes and the fact that he would then do something surprising like being the first to do spinjitsu, being a genius on roller skates, him shooting in space, etc. It's those moments in which he proved to be the thinker outside the box of the team that were very entertaining along with his humor, his powers, the duality in which he could be a bastard, an idiot and a genius at the same time was what made him that was my favorite on the team

Now, I'm not a fan of Jay when it comes to the new seasons where they basically removed all the traits I'm listing and turned him into a man child who only makes pee jokes. They literally took away EVERYTHING that made him a useful member of the team, he is a completely different character that really the only thing he has is... he is just the "uwu guy on the team". Honestly, it could be a whole essay explaining how I hate Jay from S11 onwards but I'll just leave it at that I hope DR gives him real development (and for a change it doesn't have to do with Nya)

[madeofvoid]

Like I've GOT to hamner it in how FUCKED Neo is rn.

For starters, Ruby's weapon and fighting style gives her a disadvantage in close-quarters combat. Its big, its clunky, and hyper lethal.

She cannot swing at a human being like she would a random monster. This kills the man. (She learned this by hitting random mobsters full force btw) Admittedly, being reduced to a fine red mist by "One of the most lethal weapons ever designed." Would likely be a quick and painless death, but Ruby is a Good Guy. She can't just kill people. Which is why She Holds Back.

Seriously, think about it-- when has she ever shot someone with her gun? Like she means it? She can literally mlg 360 noscope headshot a moving target from 100 yards or more. She can do this While She Is Being Flung By The Recoil. She can do this Consecutively with little to no loss in efficiency or K/D/Shot ratio.

Her best solo matchups are against:

Groups of baddies

Literal monsters

Or people that she Really Doesn't Like

All of this is to say that Ruby Rose is not a Fencer. She is not a Ninja. She is not a Boxer. Ruby Rose is a Blender.

So trust and believe me when I say that Neo is effectively dead. She dies a quick and hyperviolent death at the hands of a hyperlethal emotionally ruined child who has no more fucks to give and nothing left to lose.

Congratulation!

[just-a-carrot]

Don't ask why, I just want to share the joy✨

I looked for tutorials to find a convenient option for creating a model, and...✨

✨I finally found a way for myself to make a model ✨

Oh, just so you know, I got a 3D model of Orlam, even in a dream... Well, in other respects, yes, I decided to do it small for now in order to understand how to make a model.

Therefore, I decided to make a Small Eagle for now, and when I understand how to make a model, I will move back to the Adult Version

Because it looks like this... This is my other option to make a model

Here the face is made using a reflection (mirror). And I connected my hair with dots, and then I tried to create volume... Although, I suffered with my face because I didn’t know how to create volume.... But, Hey! I solved the problem!✨

All that remains is to make a reference and continue experimenting with the little Orlam model 👀✨

oh!!!

this looks so good????? the hair especially! it looks so loopy and curly

sob i am always impressed with 3D stuff. i tried forever ago to try to learn blender and the best i made was a small ninja guy but it didn't look very good and took forever LKDJFALSDKFA

HIS FACE LOOKS SO ROUND LAKDSJFASLDKFA

i'm also weeping a bit because I understood "Small Eagle" only because i was watching the one let's play of OC in russian and it always translated orlam to eagle in the subtitles LDKAJSDLFKA

[osman-blogs]

Content: How do I clean a blender after use?

Cleaning your Ninja Blender is essential for maintaining its performance and longevity. In this detailed guide, we'll explore step-by-step procedures and expert tips on how to clean a Ninja Blender efficiently. From basic cleaning to tackling stubborn residues, we've got you covered.

1. The Importance of Regular Cleaning

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: Regular cleaning ensures your blender remains free of bacteria and food residues, preventing cross-contamination and maintaining a fresh, clean taste in your recipes.

2. Basic Cleaning Steps

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: Start by disassembling the blender components. Rinse the jar, lid, and blades under warm running water. Use a mild dish soap and a brush to scrub away any leftover residues.

3. Deep Cleaning Techniques

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: For thorough cleaning, create a mixture of warm water and baking soda. Let it sit in the jar for a few hours to break down tough residues before scrubbing it with a brush.

4. The Do's and Don'ts of Blender Cleaning

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: Disassemble the blender for thorough cleaning. Don't immerse the base in water, as it may damage the motor.

5. Choosing the Right Cleaning Tools

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: Opt for soft brushes and non-abrasive sponges to avoid scratches on the blender components. Use a bottle brush to reach tight spots.

6. Preventing Residue Buildup

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: Rinse the blender immediately after use to prevent residues from drying and sticking.

 7. Common Cleaning Challenges

How To Clean a Ninja Blender: If your blender develops an unpleasant odor, blend a mixture of water and lemon to freshen it up. This simple trick can eliminate lingering smells.

8. FAQs: Your Cleaning Queries Answered

How often should I clean my Ninja Blender?

Regular cleaning after each use is recommended to maintain optimal hygiene and performance.

Can I use a dishwasher for cleaning?

While some components may be dishwasher-safe, it's best to check the user manual for specific instructions to avoid potential damage.

How do I remove stubborn stains?

A mixture of baking soda and warm water left to soak is effective in breaking down tough residues.

Is it safe to immerse the blender base in water?

No, avoid immersing the base in water to prevent damage to the motor and electrical components.

Can I use vinegar for cleaning?

Yes, a solution of vinegar and water is excellent for removing mineral deposits and odors from the blender.

How do I clean the blender gasket?

Remove the gasket and clean it separately with warm, soapy water to ensure thorough cleaning.

Conclusion:

Mastering the art of cleaning your Ninja Blender is essential for a seamless blending experience. By following the outlined steps, you not only ensure hygiene but also extend the life of your beloved kitchen appliance. Keep your blender in top-notch condition, and enjoy countless delicious creations hassle-free.

[shallowstories]

"Rawr."

After Peace of Mind, Dean & Cas have a little too much fun at Sam's expense.

///

After the Charming Acres case, Sam’s depression is still a heavy weight around his neck. But he he sleeps soundly for the first time in weeks. Maybe Cas’s pep talk about honoring the AU hunters’ memory, and not failing Jack and Dean, had actually helped.

When they get back to the bunker, even the good-natured ribbing from Dean n' Cas about the cardigan (and the glasses and the ponytail) is kinda soothing.

It's almost enough to distract him from the shame of failing everyone.

///

Weirdly enough, Sam remembers everything “Justin Smith” did, from pulling on the buttery soft cardigan in the morning, to demanding a martini from “Cindy,” (who, by the way, actually turned out to be a high-powered lawyer named Megan from Chicago).

He chuckles to himself, recalling (a little wistfully if he's honest) their Stepford-decorated house, her throaty purr, and his matched, painfully awkward, “Rawr.”

But then, Dean’s grating voice drives a knife through the not-fantasy.

“Dude, seriously? When did you get that?”

Blame it on the lack of sleep, but Sam nearly jumps out of his skin. "Get what?”

“Uhh, the blender, Martha Stewart.”

Sam looks down at the bowl in his hands (chopped papaya, mango, banana, cucumber) and over to the new Ninja blender sitting proudly on the counter.

“Uhh, yesterday, dude.”

“Yesterday.”

“Yeah, Dean. Yesterday.”

Dean looks overjoyed, but it’s in that mean-spirited, you’re-never-gonna-hear-the-end-of-this kinda way.

“Is that…dairy? I thought you were all rabbit foodin' it lately.”

Sam curls his arms around his vanilla protein powder, just as Cas trudges into the kitchen. “It’s rice milk,” he hisses, willing them both to go the-fuck-away.

Cas blinks at the ingredients, looks to Sam, then looks back to the ingredients. He slowly breaks into his crooked, sideways smile. Sam doesn't like it.

“Sam," Cas says, too-politely. "Are those ingredients to concoct a milkshake?”

Understanding slowly blooms on Dean’s face. “Oh, my god, Sammy. Milkshake!”

Busted. Sam sighs and continues measuring out the nutritional powders he's planning on adding.

And then, Cas pokes a little more, “I assume it’s your take on ‘Harrington’s famous townie' milkshake?”

“Oh, my god, Harrington's," Dean echoes, like they're doing the world's most annoying comedy-duo Bit. "Like the one from your fake hometown in bumfuck, Arkansas? That Harrington's?”

“It’s just a protein shake, Dean.”

Sam tries not to sull' up, but he knows that's probably what he's doing.

“Kay, Smoothie King.”

“You know,” Cas says, faux-lightly. And despite his careful expression and flat tone, it's clear that he's enjoying himself at Sam’s expense. “At first, we thought the 1950s 'craze' was a spell transmitted through the milkshakes. Sam seemed very bewitched by them, at least.”

Dean's cheeks dimple even more.

"Really? And how were the milkshakes, Sammy? Did they, yanno, bring all the boys to the yard?"

Sam rolls his eyes so hard it makes him a little seasick. "Yeah, Dean. They were good milkshakes."

Cas chimes in with a strange, incredibly dorky vocal intonation of the original Justin Smith, " I believe it was, 'They're the best.'"

It's spot on. He even swings his arms into plucky, swaggering fists as he says it.

Dean snorts, and Cas continues.

“I had a strawberry milkshake. There was a cherry on top."

"Ohhh, a cherry." Deans crows. He sways way too close to Cas, and Cas takes a sudden step back, right into Sam's space. Sam hisses, 'watch it' and moves his bowl of fruit outta the way, before they knock it over.

"Didja poppa cherry? Huh, Cas?"

Too proud of himself for the stupid joke, Dean follows that up with a weird, throaty purr. Sure, it sounds a little like Jim Gaffigan, or a fourteen-year-old boy making his first dirty joke, but strangely, all Sam can think of is Cindy.

Cas’s eyes rocket to Sam, and Sam draws himself up into a full-body cringe. Cas probably doesn't remember that exchange.

Sam hopes he doesn't remember.

Then, Cas narrows his eyes, grins triumphantly at Dean, and lift his hand up, clawlike, in the the exact same way Justin-Sam had done to Cindy.

“Rar.”

Dean puffs a bark of laughter. Then, he lowers his eyes...and he does the embarrassing throaty purr again.

“Rar,” answers Cas, overly simply.

He's totally pokerface about it, almost like he’s daring Sam to say something.

"Try it like this," Dean insists, and he purrs again and waggles his eyebrows. "Or you could do it like this: 'Ralllwwwr'." (When Dean does, it, of course, it has a perfect trill.)

Cas just deadpans back.

"Rar."

“Come on, Cas. That’s awful. At least roll the 'r'!”

Dean gets up in Cas's face again and does another particularly pervy-sounding purr. Cas tips his chin up, like he's thinking about trying harder, but:

"Rar."

They're so fucking stupid.

Sam notes that Cas's foot is totally in foot-stomping territory. If Sam wanted to, he could stomp on it.

He kind of wants to.

The Charming Acres jokes are getting fuckin' old, after all.

Cas cants his eyes to the side. “Of course, maybe Sam can show us how it's done?”

Dean scrunches up his face in confusion. "Sam can what?" His face continues to run through a thousand expressions, and Sam doesn't care to decode any of them. “Uh, am I missin' something?”

Cas actually snickers. “Or maybe Sam cannot. Maybe it was a purely a ‘Justin,’ thing.”

Dean blinks stupidly. "Wait. Wha-?"

“If my memory serves me, and it almost always does, I recall ‘Justin’ rawr-ing at his ‘wife.’”

Dean finally gets it. Then, he looks like Christmas has come early. And he bends double as he howls with laughter. He wags his finger at Sam.

"S-so you not only did the ponytail and the glasses and the cardigan, you--you--AHAHAHA!"

Sam picks up his bowl and violently shoves the rest of his ingredients into the blender. When Dean's cackles pitch higher, Sam stabs his finger at the Puree button, and the blender roars to life.

Dean keeps on laughing, and Cas's mouth stays all twitchy, like he's barely holding back.

///

Even when the shake’s done, Sam purposely revs the blender motor whenever Dean or Cas open their mouths to speak. After awhile, Dean reaches over and unplugs it with a victorious, Ha!

But Sam keeps on ignoring them as he pours his delicious creation into a large single-serve glass. (No way in Hell is he sharing. Not even if Dean paid him a million dollars.)

"Oh, come on, Sammy. Don't be like that."

Cas raises a brow at Dean. "Maybe we should...'skedaddle.'" At that turn of phrase, Dean looks like he's having the time of his life, like he's a seven year old on his first roller coaster.

Dean makes the purring noise again. "Oh, you. Love it when you talk all stupid n' old-fashioned like that."

If Sam were in a better mood, surely he could find some way to get back at them, or turn it around on them. Instead, he drinks his shake too fast and winds up with a catastrophic ice cream headache.

So, he shoots Cas the bird with his free hand. Because this is mostly Cas's fault for telling. Like the universe is punishing him, the headache gets more intense in his throat. He set his glass down on the counter to press a warm palm against his neck.

Cas looks back to Dean and feints a sultry, distinctly-Justin-Smith-like, "Oh, you."

Dean must pick up that it means something at Sam's expense, so he parrots it back, but even more syrupy. "Oh, you."

Then, Dean does the lameass purr sound again.

(Sam tries to turn on the blender but belatedly remembers that Dean's already unplugged it.)

What happens next is the strangest thing so far.

Cas sets a hand on Dean's shoulder and fires Dean's purr back at him. This time, it's no "rar" but a perfect mimicry of Dean, even rolling his 'r's. The humor drains from Dean's face for some reason, and then Cas's voice drops even lower, towards something like a real growl.

It's maybe too much a shade of non-human, more like a special effect than goofing off. It's kind of scary, to be honest.

Dean drops his eyes to the floor, maybe uncomfortable with how animalistic it sounds? Then, to Sam's surprise, Dean gets a funny little smile on his face and turns the general color of an overcooked lobster.

Wonderingly, Sam thinks he finally has a chance to play the upper hand, but--

"Sam?"

It's Jack, hesitantly standing in the doorway of the kitchen.

Everything comes to a weird standstill as Jack stares blankly at all three of them. Cas doesn't let go of Dean.

Then, Jack asks, like he's not even phased by the awkwardness of it all, "I-is there any more smoothie?"

And instead of seizing the opportunity to warp Dean's playfulness into something that would undoubtedly humiliate someone...

...Sam finds himself hurrying to scrounge up more milkshake ingredients.

[culinaryburst]

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Check out the playlist from our live together! Today we had some major Jhene Aiko vibes <3 This playlist is perfect for driving, cleaning the crib with a Jay, having some tea and journaling, whatever your heart desires...

Skincare today:

The two tools I used on my face today were called : Jade Gua Sha stone and two Jade Facial Rollers. I also used a tiny bit of Brightening Oil by a brand called "Red Earth".

Below is the recipe for my "Beautiful Girl" Smoothie that will have your skin popping like mine! The mango in the smoothie also works with the thc in whatever your blazing!

1 medium sized banana (organic preferred, ripe is best).

1.5 cups coconut milk (unsweetened).

1/2 cup frozen mango

A few chunks of frozen pineapple (fresh works as well, not too many, pineapple has a lot of natural sugars!)

1 large scoop plain non fat greek yogurt (leave this out if you want this smoothie to be Vegan).

1 small scoop of coconut oil (cold pressed, organic)

1 dash of turmeric (turmeric is anti inflammatory! so good for you babes!)

1 small dash of ground ginger (fresh also works, wash and peel first!)

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A drizzle of honey

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Mastering VWAP for Range Trading: Ninja Tactics for Outsmarting the Market Mastering Volume Weighted Average Price (VWAP) in Range Trading Sometimes, the Forex market feels like a never-ending series of plot twists. One moment, your trading plan is tighter than a drum, and the next, it’s like that infamous time you bought a blender for the "superfood smoothie lifestyle" and ended up using it to make milkshakes. Trading is a dance, and sometimes, you end up with two left feet. But fear not, my trading aficionados—today, I’m here to share ninja tactics on combining the Volume Weighted Average Price (VWAP) with range trading to help you outsmart the market with fewer missteps and more graceful moves. Let's dive in. How VWAP Can Be the Compass for Range Trading Think of VWAP as the compass for your trading expedition. It helps you navigate where the real value lies during the day. Many traders use VWAP to gauge the average price of an asset, adjusted for volume—essentially giving you a peek behind the curtain at where the "real money" believes fair value to be. This metric becomes even more powerful when we’re range trading. Why? Because we’re staying put, like that person who never moves to a new city because they found the best pizza slice within a 3-mile radius. VWAP helps us understand when we’re at a fair price versus when we’re a bit too close to the edge—like convincing yourself that ordering one more milkshake was a solid health decision. But Here's Where the Real Magic Happens Now, if you’ve ever stared at a price chart and wondered whether a security’s worth buying or selling, you’re not alone. And the answer often lies in those clear levels the price keeps hitting again and again. Combine that with VWAP, and boom! You’ve got a golden combination to understand when price hits an extreme of a range and when it might revert to the mean. In other words, you’re ready to make moves while others are just waiting in line to figure it out. Tip: Use VWAP as an indicator of crowd sentiment. If price is staying above VWAP in a range, you’re likely in a "buy dips" scenario. If it’s lingering below, consider playing the range with a "sell rallies" strategy. Yes, it’s simple, but effective—like switching to oat milk after realizing you're lactose intolerant. Fading Fake Breakouts with VWAP How many times have you seen price make a move outside of the range, only for it to run straight back in? That's like stepping onto a dance floor only to trip on your own shoelaces. Fading these fake breakouts is where VWAP shines. When price breaks out but immediately retraces to VWAP, it’s often a sign that the breakout lacked conviction. If you notice the price move away from the VWAP and then start gravitating back, it's a strong signal that you might just have caught yourself a fakeout. Real talk: A lot of traders fall into the classic mistake of chasing breakouts without any filter, only to find that their "breakout" behaves more like a kitten escaping a cardboard box—it just wanted to look around. With VWAP, you can distinguish these from real breakouts and manage your risk better. Example in Action: Say you're trading EUR/USD, and the price appears to break above the top of the established range. If it stays above VWAP, consider it legit. If it doesn’t, and instead it hesitates like you deciding whether to order dessert, you’ve likely got a fakeout on your hands. Look for the price to fall back to VWAP, and enter a short position as it slides. Embrace the Crowd, Then Outsmart Them Most people out there are treating VWAP like a magic wand, waving it at every chart and expecting miracles. What they're missing is that VWAP in range trading is actually more like using Waze—it's useful for knowing where everyone else is. 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One key way to boost your probability when trading VWAP in range trading is to stack it with a divergence indicator like the MACD or RSI. When VWAP lines up with a MACD divergence at a resistance level, it’s like finding the secret ingredient to an already great recipe. Imagine you’re fading a fake breakout and you get a clear divergence—RSI starts making lower highs, but the price is making higher highs. It's like showing up to a comedy club only to see the comedian’s mic isn’t even on. It just doesn't add up. Divergence is your ticket to knowing when the move is exhausted. But What If It Doesn't Work? Not every trade works. VWAP is not a magical crystal ball, and if someone told you it was, they’re likely still trying to sell you overpriced trading courses. When price blows past VWAP and keeps pushing, it’s telling you the real story: the market means business, and you should step aside. Always have a stop loss in place, ideally beyond the range extremes, so if the price keeps pushing, you know when to get out. VWAP Bands and the Smart Trading Tool For traders looking to refine their tactics even further, consider using VWAP bands. These bands, placed at one or two standard deviations from the VWAP, act as dynamic support and resistance levels. When used with range trading, they can tell you exactly when price has gone far enough—essentially a road sign that says, "U-turn up ahead." Plus, combining VWAP bands with our Smart Trading Tool (available at StarseedFX), helps automate your lot sizing and manage your orders with laser precision. It's like hiring a really efficient assistant who always gets it right (unlike that blender…). Most Traders Get It Wrong Here’s the biggest myth: VWAP is only for day traders. Sure, if you’re buying and selling within the day, VWAP is a rockstar. But did you know it also works wonders in the higher time frames to determine overall bias? Range trading doesn’t always have to be an intra-day adventure. If you’re working with daily or weekly charts, VWAP can show you key value areas just as easily. Use VWAP to see if the pair you’re trading is overpriced or underpriced in the current range—like knowing if that milkshake you’re about to order is actually just regular old vanilla dressed up with fancy jargon. James Dalton, a pioneer in market auction theory, put it best: "Understanding the value and price relationship is what separates the real traders from the crowd." VWAP is your ticket to truly understanding value—not just seeing price movements, but understanding why they matter. A Few Final Words Before You Conquer the Market Volume Weighted Average Price in range trading isn't just about knowing the average; it's about positioning yourself against the odds that the crowd tends to follow blindly. It’s about watching price move out of a range, shaking out the weak hands, and then stepping in with precision, confidence, and that little extra edge from VWAP. Before you go putting this into action, ask yourself: Have you ever gotten emotional over a breakout that ended up being fake? Don’t be that trader. Instead, laugh it off, learn, and use VWAP to keep those emotions in check. Remember—the milkshake may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but VWAP is here to make sure you only drink the good stuff. Keep trading smart, keep smiling, and always keep the blender handy (just in case). —————– Image Credits: Cover image at the top is AI-generated   Read the full article