#best name ever

[that1notetaker]

Shitten post now. She found her dad's old stash. I'm calling her Camellia

[ratguy-nico]

Genteeeee I cannot tell you enough HOW LONG I've been working on this

THIS is the second version, I made a previous one on May...MAY!! when I saw the posts of @meaniezuchinni and @bonnies-trash-corner so thanks to them, all that you see here is lit stolen from them, specially the team name

WONDER BARF best name ever, thanks again to bonnie, sorry for the rob but your brain is just so brilliant, I mean Wonder BARF?! Genius

So...is a lot, I dont know why I'm just able to make shit that melts your eyes but is what I like I think

There'll be a part 2 withe their names (alias in game)(that are even more stolen from bonnie sorry) a little prersentation cards with lore I invented cause I have a lost of free time and more important their numbers, cause I even made research people and turns out numbers on roller derby are the biggest deal

[lumoctopus]

every single time i hear/read/type the O R B I T A L S T R I K E C A N N O N i lose it becuase thats such a comically menacing name for a redstone build in a minecraft server

[dimxncixnezzzz]

Girls :-]

[serpentinesheldonserpentine]

When eunuchs get angry

Phil Lowcock,

a University of Kansas professor, told his class today that men who won’t vote for a woman presidential candidate should be “lined up and shot”.

[atrociousmagpie]

@disco-titts UMM YOU JUST LIKED MY POST AND IM SORRY YOU HAVE THE BEST NAME IM EVER HEARD. IM SORRY DISCO-TITTS??? THATS JUST AMAZING.

[eemoo1o]

Alright, Skidmore.

[saltingthecookingwine]

Best name EVER! I’m in love. Dick Warlock. And he’s a stuntie! The best.

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[thdramas2]

on the topic of names i saw someone once with an oc named the wonderful ice cream suit. weird name tbh

this made choke on my fucking noodles holy shit

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[kaahmbem]

legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...

[cannibalhellhound]

@torchflies

discovery of the night

[a-book-of-creatures]

Every now and then I cheer myself up by remembering that they made a Decepticon watch and called him MEANTIME.

[slavhew]

hm