#best lines

[karihighman]

This is one of many examples on Monk 😆🤣

[genvgayby]

“Tag team cocksplosion.”

[atdawnweryd]

Top 5 lines in Young Royals S2:

1. "It was me in the video that leaked last term...it was a moment i didn't want to share with anyone else, so I lied. But it was me."

2.. "They don't have names"

3. "I could be free. Free from this, from- i could be free with you."

4. "I want to be with you... And if it means keeping it a secret, then so be it".

5. "Everybody here can row...Even Walter, who is underdeveloped both physically and mentally, as you know".

[giovanni-bottesini]

I'd like to mention a contender for the best-lines-from-modern-fan-media award:

"We never hear the stories of the people who lost. But for all the success stories we so often hear, are the characters heroes because they won, or because they tried?"

- FlygonHG, Pokemon Sword "Only rabbits" Nuzlocke

[brandyschillace]

On the day in 1851:

Herman Melville published MOBY DICK

One of my favorite books, with what—in my opinion—earns rank as the most gorgeous, haunting, bizarre, and evocative passages ever penned:

“Rather carried down alive to wondrous depths, where strange shapes of the unwarped primal world glided to and fro before his passive eyes; and the miser-merman, Wisdom, revealed his hoarded heaps; and among the joyous, heartless, ever-juvenile eternities, Pip saw the multitudinous, God-omnipresent, coral insects, that out of the firmament of waters heaved the colossal orbs.

He saw God’s foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad. So man’s insanity is heaven’s sense; and wandering from all mortal reason, man comes at last to that celestial thought, which, to reason, is absurd and frantic; and weal or woe, feels then uncompromised, indifferent as his God.”

[litlover14]

[abhinavvv]

Balloons are deflated

Guess they look lifeless like me

We miss you on your side of the bed,

Still got your things here

And they stare at me like souvenirs

Don't wanna let you out my head

~ Giveon🧒🏾

[rxckywrites]

quotes

If you get tired learn to rest , not quite

[stevenrogered]

Dame Maggie Smith as Muriel Donnelly The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015)

[asexual-hugger]

Nikocado-isms

“We. Have an emergen-SEE!”

“I’M CALLING CORPORATE!”

“I identify. As SKINNY!”

“Walmart…Walmart…Walmart…Walmartwalmartwalmartwalmartwalmartwalmartwalmartwalmartwalmartwalmart…TARGET???!!!!”

“It’s YOUR FAULT!”

“Jeepers Creepers!”

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph!”

“Fiddlesticks!”

“Time to cook some noooooooooodles!”

“Do you like my pantry?”

“I love cheeeeeeeese, du dunnn. I love cheeeeeeeeese, du dunnnnn. I love cheeeeeeeeese, du dunnnnn! Yes, I doooooooo!”

“I have diarrhea!”

“It’s just WATER WEIGHT!”

“The scale is a LIAR!”

“ExCUUUUUUUSE me!”

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

If there are any I forgot, let me know below

😂😜😝

[sillystringpony]

the one where cheerilee knows

[alfheimr]

mithrun 🌞

[kensatou]

the bear is a comedy

[hinamie]

inflict