#best i got is burgers ;-;

[lysscomplicated]

Outside, night.

A girl stands in a blue hoodie and jeans, ignoring the suburbia around her to stare at the clear, starry night. She looks up, peacefully.

Girl (loudly): MAN IT SURE WOULD SUCK IF THE TEMPORAL ANOMALY KNOWN AS THE MIDNIGHT DINER CAME AROUND. IT SURE WOULD BE BAD IF THE POINT OF NULL ENTROPY DROPPED RIGHT INFRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. MAN, I DO HOPE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN!

[fvedyetor]

american sigzai

[every-sanji]

[jazzy-art-time]

Hey, Jazzy! This whole 'Jarble' dealio you've got rolling seems like quite the shebang! But I've heard rumblings of something called 'The Hends'.

Now, I might not be the sharpest tack but I'm crackerjack at guessing! Is The Hends either a brand new dance craze sweeping the pool halls or a painful ailment that affects careless divers?

Today is the day I finally answer this ask that you sent me so long ago that you forgot you sent it.

Todays that day Cam LastName Pix. Today is that day this is finally free from my inbox. This one silly ask you sent me that I ended up toiling over for no real reason other than getting in my own head about it.

Today is the day

The Hend family is the primary “family” and leaders of the Perception Ring within Jarbline City!

When it comes to the Ring’s and the “families” that run them, technically The Hends are the oldest running family within Jarbline City. They have the longest record of keeping the Ring Leader within their own bloodline.

Unlike the Farefell family who has had random switches from outsiders here or there. The Hend’s have almost always kept it within a specific bloodline for centuries.

“Family” is often used in quotations because a big thing with Jarble is that the “family names” can either mean blood related or heavy association. Like for example, Dysnomia. He is not blood related to any Hend family member, but he is considered a Hend (even so much as having his last name changed legally) due to how associated/involved with the family he became. It’s a label he wears proudly, but still. So “family” is more of loose term.

As some “Farefell Family” members aren’t… actually related to Wem Farefell in the slightest. But just, heavily associate to the point that it’s basically might as well be. Etc etc

BUT THE HENDS.

The Hends live within the Left Segment of Jarbline City. Covering the area that has more open land, this leads to many ranches/farms and whatnot being in that area. They overlap with the Mending Ring in a more Medical Sector of the city. As for the area where they overlap with the Shining Ring… is just basically a war zone.

The Hend’s primary “cover up” for everything they do is basically just “We run the ranch and landscape area of Jarbline City”. Claiming to primarily be used for cattle or various vegetation/food that the city produces. Which.. they DO do but not as much as one would think.

Their primary crimes are usually linked to: Personal Assassination/Hitmen for hire, Underground fighting rings, illegal animal/flora smuggling, marijuana and meth selling and just general acts of physical assault. As well as they make their own (illegal) brands of Poison!

Despite on how the Hend’s seem like a much better option than the Farefell’s…. They really aren’t. But hey if a citizen looks at the Hend’s and think “wow they aren’t nearly as bad as those Farefell’s.” Congrats! You fell for it.

The Hends keep a MUCH cleaner public image in comparison. Which benefits them greatly in the long run!

While the Farefell family would shoot or stab you, The Hends is… personal. Real personal beat downs and other forms of torment. Personal assassinations over petty grudges or meaningless minor things, it doesn’t really matter.

ON A BRIGHTER NOTE:

The Hends are very big on family! Family family family! The members of the Hend family tend to be extremely close knit together. Lots of large bonfires or BBQs or what have you, everyone always going out to drink at a bar where everyone knows each other.

The Primary Hend family ranch is actually the host of many of Jarbline Cities Events! Goddess prefers to be seen in a more positive light to The Mayor, despite her personal feelings towards them.

It’s a good look! The Hends always offering to host events or charities or this or that… it looks really good to everyone else. This again, benefits them greatly. Especially since it keeps The Mayor, more or less out of their business. The Mayor won’t look into things or is more willing to turn a blind eye because awww it’s the Hend family!! How sweet! Remember that event they heldv

Etc etc.

The Current leader of the Hend family is Goddess. Unfortunately her time is nearing completion as the Rings Leader… so she has chosen Dysnomia to be her replacement.

Which is a unusual thing to do, as stated previously, the Hend family usually stays within the bloodline. So Goddess choosing someone outside of that is.. odd.. or well. Odd to anyone who pays attention to Ring Patterns… which most don’t. To everyone else, Dysnomia is a great choice! Time will tell if it’s the correct answer

ANYWAYS IVE PRATTLED NONSENSICAL LONG ENOUGH there is some Bare Basics™️

Does my little dance and shuffles away

[angelnumber27]

BURGOR? WITH A KNIFE AND A FORK? Radric why

[boyswanna-be-her]

Yesterday I:

1. Found out some cosmic shit that will make me feel happy EVERY time i remember it, possibly for the rest of my life

2. Had food poisoning

1 made me so mentally satisfied while simultaneously feeling physically ill and puking from 2 that it gave me whiplash. I've never been so elated while sick.

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

4, 10, 11, 27!! (took you this long to reblog the thing >:/ but hell yessss ♥️)

Yesss!! Thank you so much for invading my ask box, DT!!❣️

4.) How many different styles/mediums (e.g., digital art, traditional art, comics, sculptures, paper craft, etc.) did you try this year?

Actually, quite a bit!! At least, more than I initially thought I did. I, of course, did mostly digital art near the end of this year, and ended up producing a lot more pieces than I've done before!! It was honestly kind of crazy how much art I began producing at the end of this year. It was like I was a driver in a race, pffffffft. But, at the beginning of this year, I dabbled a lot in traditional art, because I enjoy the feeling of putting a pencil to paper, and whilst it takes more time, sometimes it can give you more freedom to experiment with designs or expressions. I also began making a long-form Bob's Burgers comic for the first time, which was inspired by @bluebirbbs and their long-form Bob's Burgers comic, which everyone should read if they haven't already. When I was younger and in art class, I actually used even more mediums for creating art, like sewing an actual Christmas ornament, and sketching stuff using a lightbox, which is super fun. But I haven't done those two things in years. I kind of want to try doing them again someday.

10.) What inspired/motivated you this year?

DT, you know I'm going to say you as my first (and biggest :3) inspiration. I mean, come on, you're the reason I have this blog in the first place. I know I've said it before, but seeing your amazing, lovely BB art inspired me to begin making my own and get back into drawing, and it caused me to create my blog and expand it into territories I didn't even think were possible. And now I'm running Geneuary, an event celebrating my favorite baby boy, and that would never have happened if it hadn't been for you, and that initial Boblin ask I somehow worked up the courage to give you (and am so glad I did)! It doesn't show it anymore, but do you remember how I didn't even have an image for my account?? 😆

Yes, I'm getting super sappy, but all of this is true!! Now, of course, you weren't my only inspiration. There are too many blogs to name, but @br1ghtestlight has been super sweet and my Gene Belcher buddy!! He's the one person who loves the baby boy as much as I do. We may or may not do a collab for Geneuary based on an idea she had about Gene and Tina working on a lil' puzzle together, which is just too adorable 😭

I also must shout out @babsvibes too. She was also, in a way, the reason I even have this blog. I used to be content enjoying this silly Burger show on my own, watching the episodes and having fun, and reading the occasional fanfic (@thisaliennerd and their Boblin fanfic Falling For You is Easy [Like Sunday Morning]) was one of my first forays into the BB fanfic community, and it wonderful) when I suddenly stumbled upon this Tinimmy fic by Babs one fateful day called Honeycombed Hair, I believe: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44413795

This fic led me to you, DT, and your amazing art!! And I joined this incredible Muppet community, and nothing's been the same for me ever since. Now I don't have to enjoy this show alone!! Of course, I have my BF @cryptidchrome now, who watches the show, but I digress. Babs also invited me to the Louigan server, which has been an absolute blast. And she's just an excellent writer in general, which is very inspiring as someone who also writes.

I must also shoutout @theangrypomeranian for being so sweet and Commissioning me, and also being an excellent writer (she called me the #1 Gene person in this fandom and that made me so 🥺). And @devilh0rnsinc for having such lovely art that it makes me squee every time. And @jimmypesto for making the best Boblin fics and just being the ultimate Boblin connoisseur. Shoutout to her new nephew for being the most adorable bambino on the entire planet. Welcome to the world, lil' bean!! @jimmyjrsmusoems is another fantastic writer and is hilarious, and is the other Tinimmy connoisseur in this fandom, besides you, DT, of course. Also, @koko-raccoon has some of the cutest art ever and listened to me ramble about my OCs, which I definitely want to thank them for. Their art is very inspiring to me. But the person whose art is the most inspiring to me, besides yours, DT, is probably @dianadeadwing. Her art is wonderful, and I'll never get enough of it. I also get so excited whenever I see it.

Okay, now for more of a speed round so I can mention more people!! @ratguy-nico has adorable art as well, and I love his style so much. It's wonderful. And @ltwharfy is such a good writer and I didn't even know until I read his Roudise Week fic about Bob and Rudy getting Louise a new hat when she outgrows her bunny ears. @keepyourhornson-spyro is another fantastic writer and is the certified Tedmort Monarch. There are just so many more people I want to name, but I'll just mention one more person: @carnivaldemon, who gave me the most adorable art of Gene and my OC, Alexis. His art is truly inspiring to me.

11.) What pairing/character/subject did you create the most for this year?

You probably already know the answer to this ☠️

It's definitely a tie between Boblin and Gene/Alexis, which is definitely my newest ship and obsession. But I have to give Boblin a special shoutout because I began work on an entire Pre-Canon Boblin series (which I'm still working on to this day) and a "Linda is Deaf" AU, both of which are super close to my heart now. Thank you for giving me the push I needed to work on my "Linda is Deaf" AU when I sent that ask about it to you, pfffffft.

Gene is definitely the character I've created the most for in terms of just singular characters. I could talk about him all day. I love this lil' guy so much. Hopefully, y'all don't get bored of hearing me ramble about him, because I'll certainly never get bored of rambling about him.

27.) Biggest surprise while creating art this year?

Honestly, the biggest surprise was just how sweet, supportive, and welcoming the Bob's Burgers community ended up being. Y'all welcomed me with open arms and supported all of my creative endeavors (and long analyses about Gene) and for that, I'll always be grateful. This community really does feel like one big family, and it's so lovely to see. Everyone is just so nice to each other, it warms my heart 🥹 And one of my biggest surprises was learning about the Ship Weeks/Character Events, and how fun they are. They're truly a testament to how sweet and talented this community is. I'm definitely looking forward to them all next year if they happen again.

[aria0fgold]

I have no idea what I just watched but I am now both: "I understand this more" and "I understand this less" towards the whole of Guilty Gear franchise and whoooaaaa... All I know is that it's VERY INTERESTING!

[iguessitsjustme]

I'm bored so two truths and a lie time - hair edition why the fuck not

Is it strange to do a two truths and a lie about my hair? No idea. I'm gonna do it anyway.

[blizzoops]

I saw a vid of Sui-chan talking about how she wanted to eat a huge delicious burger in NYC... and she went to McDonald's. I was like whyyyyyy that's the worst lol.

I dunno what happened, I had a Big Mac a couple weeks ago for the first time in a very long time and it was not good at all lol. I got some for my fam too and they also said the same thing. I remember it being way better. So sad, I almost got shanked getting it too, smh.

[a-drama-addict]

modern au bg3 always haunts me. lae’zel gas station. shadowheart playing pool. what’s next— Wyll being a lifeguard at the local pool?

[deus-ex-mona]

wakefulness comes with a ✨price✨

[raisnkaine]

My sister wants a bigtop burger drawing so im doodling them as a warmup

I'll spam more as I doodle :] and post the finished product whenever that is done

[autoraton]

What's the best tv show. That exists. Inside the world.

hit fox procedural bones (2005) starring david boreanaz and emily deschanel

[dreamboundedstar]

Guys, I Think Zeke Has a Type:

Zeke really likes the ones that wear mainly blue with a yellow (or analogous to yellow) hair accessory, doesn't he? XD The ones after Tina are from "Pig Trouble in Little Tina" and "Can't Buy Me Math". The middle one is a bit harder to prove since I only have the context clues of Tammy and Jocelyn immediately kissing the boys next to them to go by. There's no proof of anything happening between Zeke and the girl (which I dub Nessa until I find out her real name). Good for Zeke though if he landed a legit date in that episode. It's sweet given that he mostly goes stag at the school events. The last one was obviously never going to get anywhere (as it should because it's wrong for obvious reasons). I still felt I should include because it helps with my "blue clothes and yellow/analogous to yellow hair accessory" pattern that Zeke seems to have. In episode, it was a hilarious bait-and-switch when for a second the episode made you think Zeke was going to make his move on Jocelyn when in reality he wanted her to get out of his way. XD So yeah, that's all I have so far. I just found it amusing when I noticed it and I wanted to share it. The observation between Zeke and Nessa is still shakey because she could just be chilling stag next to Zeke that is also going stag on the hay ride. I just feel given the context clues in the episode, I think the assumption they were trying to get us to make was that everyone was kissing except for Tina and JJ until Tina asked to join along.

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Got super overstimulated at a burger king cause I've never been to a burger king and so I don't know their menu and how their food tastes like, I always eat at the same places like KFC or McDonald's, and since we're in Germany I don't understand anything. We went to the self checkout, and not only I don't speak the language, the burgers didn't even have their ingredients listed for my dad to translate for me, so I had no idea what is he ordering for us and there was a lot of people and I felt like I'm going to throw up. I went outside to wait there for my dad, and while I was standing there, rocking in place and holding myself, some German lady in a car asked me something, I told her in English that I don't speak German so she asked her teenage kid to talk to me in English, and they asked me if everything's okay, I just told them that I'm fine but got a bit stressed out bc there was a big crowd inside. That was really sweet and calmed me down a bit. Now we're back in the car, and I'm blasting Patty Taxxon in my headphones to calm down and eating Fries cause I still don't know what's in the burgers we got