#i think i got food poisoned by a veggie & bacon burger i ate on thursday
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Yesterday I:
1. Found out some cosmic shit that will make me feel happy EVERY time i remember it, possibly for the rest of my life
2. Had food poisoning
1 made me so mentally satisfied while simultaneously feeling physically ill and puking from 2 that it gave me whiplash. I've never been so elated while sick.
#there is so much happening this weekend rofl#i think i got food poisoned by a veggie & bacon burger i ate on thursday#which is in and of itself pretty funny that they have a veggie bacon burger to begin with#funnier still bc it's named 'the pit and the pendulum' on the menu#but i am VERY sad to now associate barfing with the edgar allen poe-themed bar that's walking distance from my apt#at the very least it's my second bad food experience there#so it's for the best that I don't keep eating their burgos#guess i'll have to only drink funny named cocktails there from now on oh no#also not to bury the leded but i ******* my *********** *** ****#and found out that ** ***** ** ************** rofllllll#THE FUCKING IRONY#*** ****** *** ****** of ****!!!!#GOD I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT#wait shit it's ALLAN not ALLEN but no way am i editing tags
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