#But no.

[patricia-nixon-official]

You know Patricia~ 💋

I could treat you so much better than Nixon. A gorgeous woman like you deserves the world, and well Richard. He couldn’t even give you one measly nation.

You’ve done so much for him, and what has he done in return? He can’t even make it home on time to eat your meatloaf when it’s still warm, being too distracted by bantering with Elvis and fantasizing about being Hoover’s cat girl maid.

Me? I would never be late for your meatloaf. And I would give you the best meatlove back in return.

0//////0 ................. you slithering succubus. get thee to church. do not tempt me with your sinful lesbianic lifestyle. i have a bad taste for lies.

[wejustfit]

For all you Izzex stans out there, did we watch the same show?

[rogue-bard]

I love the command "Refuse to sink!" as a phrase for people having survived being suicidal.

I love the image of an anchor because I love nautical imagery.

I have nothing against the thought of your hope for a better future being your anchor or of you refusing to be anchored down.

I hate that it's all been combined together because it makes NO SENSE. An anchor is supposed to sink!! That's what keeps you safe!

I want to like this tattoo motive so much but I can never get it because all I could ever think would be "anchors are supposed to fucking sink."

[thecrownofflames]

Was freaking out about taking my OBI 💉 for the first time after the infusions and after I finally work up the nerve to get it done the fucking thing is defective and I have reorder the specialty medication which will take god knows how long 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[andromeda-collective]

seriously though what kind of stupid decision is it to make you play two COMPLETELY UNRELATED games jsut for one achievement

the hunt: mega edition my beloathed

[lovelaceisntdead]

really thought the figure was going to be cabin guy ghost. man.

[sewerratzz]

screams and cries as i stare at my hands, begging my brain to let me draw

[targryns]

didn’t think i would cry in the bathroom at work for an hour and then proceed to get lunch and still cry.

[trainstoppin]

are you bothered that you sent a potentially interesting or unusual ask to the wrong person............

nope!

[demonic-silver-and-gold]

I was wondering why every damn restaurant has fish on the menu advertised so blatantly before I remembered — oh yeah, March, spring, all those holidays, etc.

[maddiemuu]

i know in my heart nicole was goatsed so many times in high school. she woulda just kept falling for it

[i-am-a-fan]

assumption! You feel that you betray your tea roots everytime you have coffee /this is somewhat a joke

how does it feel to be correct

[apocalypsegay]

regarding the previous reblog something something "lesbians can fuck men!!!!" always ending up with bonkers amounts of engagement vs posts that are like "can you people not kill bi women with rocks for liking men" get 2 notes and a pocketful of lint whats all that about

[obesecamels]

Mom just called to tell me my grandma in hospice care passed away, then continued about funeral plans and such. Then I was giving one word answers, and she said, "aw [name] are you crying? I'm sorry, I know you're sensitive."

It's your mother that just died??? Where are your tears??? You didn't expect me to cry?

[woodsborokillings]

everybody likes saw now that my 2+ year saw hyperfixation is dead.

[transgenderboobs]

among the list of things in severance that make me lose my entire mind