#meatlove in return for meatloaf... intriguing.

[patricia-nixon-official]

You know Patricia~ 💋

I could treat you so much better than Nixon. A gorgeous woman like you deserves the world, and well Richard. He couldn’t even give you one measly nation.

You’ve done so much for him, and what has he done in return? He can’t even make it home on time to eat your meatloaf when it’s still warm, being too distracted by bantering with Elvis and fantasizing about being Hoover’s cat girl maid.

Me? I would never be late for your meatloaf. And I would give you the best meatlove back in return.

0//////0 ................. you slithering succubus. get thee to church. do not tempt me with your sinful lesbianic lifestyle. i have a bad taste for lies.