#berty

[lampcry]

magma sketches

[postcard-from-the-past]

French actress and singer Lise Berty on a vintage Reutlinger postcard

[pommur]

Simon and Betty genderbend be like:

Simone when giving birth: Just put my hand on your face my sweet prince, it’ll be the last thing I’ll ever feel.

Berty: Honey, the baby is already out. Your holding her…

Simone: ��� I just crammed another human being out of my clown hole for you. Let me be dramatic! *pouts*

Berty: Okay, okay. What ever you want, sweetie. *takes her hand and sets it on his face* *has the desire to say their inside joke of ‘don’t be a wimp’ which he frequently tells her but would never say it during such an event*

Simone: Aren’t you gonna say the thing, Berty? *sweaty and looks like she’s going to cry*

Berty softly: Oh, honey. Don’t cry, don’t be a wimp.

Simone: *sniffles* I love you. *happy but emotionally charged crying*

Hospital Staff: *angrily stares at Berty*

Berty: … I swear I’m not picking on her. Well not today… I would die for her… Please don’t kick me out. *is nervous*

Simone after squeezing out their child:

Berty after all the nurses start glaring at him:

[lindholmline]

since bert’s contract is in the works…

[akiwitch]

Hello!! I'd like to know more about the very small toad.

the VERY SMALL TOAD.

Bertrand was a librarian, ages ago, before the library was sealed up and disappeared. When he was reawakened, he wasn't anywhere near his body (and probably didn't want to be) and ended up in the only available nearby vessel - the body of a very small toad.

Berty is funny, knowledgeable, and a loyal friend. He's also PURPLE and ADORABLE.

And the best boy. The absolute top he/him. There are only two he/him characters in the whole book but he's the best by far.

OURPLE

Also part of his first appearance because it's funny and I love him.

Bertrand glanced down at himself. He was a dark purple, with lighter purple markings, speckled with gold. “A type of harlequin toad, if I’m not mistaken. Am I mistaken? I don’t know how versed you are on amphibians.” “Does that really matter right now?” Andi asked. “Well, several species of harlequin toads are poisonous, so it probably matters—“ Andi dropped him with a squeak and wiped her hand on her skirt. “Hey! That was extremely rude.” Bertrand righted himself. “You can’t just drop a person! Who taught you manners?” “You just said you could be poisonous,” Andi shot back. “Let’s start over, I believe we got off on the wrong foot,” Bertrand said. “Particularly the one that you were going to use to step on me.”

[bertynghiem]

[willietheguy]

Ya’ll kill me 😂😂😂

[stillenmunkes]

Stalking von Berty

Berty: Du dummes Arschloch. Beny: Wie bitte!? Berty: Ich hasse Dich! Beny: Redest Du mit Deinem Spiegelbild? Berty: Ich will nichts mehr mit Dir zu tun haben!!! Beny: Na, dann schreib mir doch nicht und lasse mich in Ruhe! Berty: (Nach Monaten voller Beleidigungen) Ich liebe Dich immer noch, sollen wir uns nicht mal treffen!? Beny: Spinnst Du? Nä, Du schuldest mir noch 8000 Euro. Berty: Träum weiter... .... be continue

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[thesunsethour]

imagine bitches in 2004 tuning into hugh laurie’s new show after two decades of watching him almost exclusively play loveable village idiots

[shittywriterbrain]

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[postcard-from-the-past]

French actress and singer Lise Berty on a vintage Reutlinger postcard

[yellow-dejavu]

[bertiblogxiv]

'Refusal of the Call' is a narrative trope where-

[starlightseraph]

he’s so silly - part 2/?