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magma sketches
#jeeves and wooster#reginald jeeves#bertram wooster#jeeves#berty#jooster#digital art#magma doodles#lampcry
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Simon and Betty genderbend be like:
Simone when giving birth: Just put my hand on your face my sweet prince, it’ll be the last thing I’ll ever feel.
Berty: Honey, the baby is already out. Your holding her…
Simone: … I just crammed another human being out of my clown hole for you. Let me be dramatic! *pouts*
Berty: Okay, okay. What ever you want, sweetie. *takes her hand and sets it on his face* *has the desire to say their inside joke of ‘don’t be a wimp’ which he frequently tells her but would never say it during such an event*
Simone: Aren’t you gonna say the thing, Berty? *sweaty and looks like she’s going to cry*
Berty softly: Oh, honey. Don’t cry, don’t be a wimp.
Simone: *sniffles* I love you. *happy but emotionally charged crying*
Hospital Staff: *angrily stares at Berty*
Berty: … I swear I’m not picking on her. Well not today… I would die for her… Please don’t kick me out. *is nervous*
Simone after squeezing out their child:
Berty after all the nurses start glaring at him:
#adventure time#adventure time simon#simon#simon petrikov#adventure time betty#betty grof#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#betty#simon x betty#simone#berty
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Minors dni 🌞
They just love killing everyone with the biggest dick
Like everyone who reaches the height of 6’+ ft has to die.
Most of em were probably virgins too like atleast give them some 🐱 first (preferably mine😋😋) 😓
But maybe not porco, bro seems like the type to go to a brothel/ strip club during his free time and get all the bitches on him cause he’s an honorable marleyan ☠️
Poor Berty with that fuck ass haircut had to last only 3 seasons(not if u count s1 part 2 and s3 part 2) but yeah Yk he woulda been whimpering and all of he wasn’t so whipped for Annie (I am too Ngl).
Erwin coulda had some pussy if he wasn’t so buried for his dreams(quite literally 🪦) but now that I think about it…. Didn’t he get his bitch taken by his friend back when he was a cadet or something? Poor guy.
Mike/miche was gone too fucking soon
Y’all remember what Doja said right? Exactly. Imagine riding that bigass nose of his😍 (I need help) he had good character too💔💔
#aot imagines#aot final season#aot spoilers#aot smut#aot anime#eren headcanons#erwin smut#snk erwin#erwin smith#eren aot#snk eren#snk anime#bertholdt fubar#berty#aot bertholdt#aot miche#miche zacharias#porco fluff#porco smut#aot reiner#porco aot#porco imagines#snk porco#slutty selfies#snk x you#snk fanfiction#eren snk#aot erwin#aot eren#aot porco
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since bert’s contract is in the works…
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Hello!! I'd like to know more about the very small toad.
the VERY SMALL TOAD.
Bertrand was a librarian, ages ago, before the library was sealed up and disappeared. When he was reawakened, he wasn't anywhere near his body (and probably didn't want to be) and ended up in the only available nearby vessel - the body of a very small toad.
Berty is funny, knowledgeable, and a loyal friend. He's also PURPLE and ADORABLE.
And the best boy. The absolute top he/him. There are only two he/him characters in the whole book but he's the best by far.
OURPLE
Also part of his first appearance because it's funny and I love him.
Bertrand glanced down at himself. He was a dark purple, with lighter purple markings, speckled with gold. “A type of harlequin toad, if I’m not mistaken. Am I mistaken? I don’t know how versed you are on amphibians.” “Does that really matter right now?” Andi asked. “Well, several species of harlequin toads are poisonous, so it probably matters—“ Andi dropped him with a squeak and wiped her hand on her skirt. “Hey! That was extremely rude.” Bertrand righted himself. “You can’t just drop a person! Who taught you manners?” “You just said you could be poisonous,” Andi shot back. “Let’s start over, I believe we got off on the wrong foot,” Bertrand said. “Particularly the one that you were going to use to step on me.”
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I absolutely had to see Sherlock and John walking through the streets of an Umbrian village with my own eyes after reading this perfect fic by Berty @bertytravelsfar . Not having time for a drawing, I made a quick photomontage. The photo used is not mine but by F.Gariazzo, you can see it and other photos of the village of Corciano at this link (it seems the perfect place for this story).
Please, give yourself a gift and go read this fic immediately.
And I want to add a moodboard, with Corciano, a Raffaello's paint of S Caterina that could be the one in the story, and their menu of tagliere di affettati, and a Bacio in all its chocolate glory.
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/V1JAocC
by Berty
Italy in the springtime is as romantic as it gets but is it enough to free unspoken words and feelings after years of silence?
Words: 9503, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Original Characters
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Additional Tags: Italy, World Travel, It’s For a Case, Declarations Of Love, Restaurants, Spring
@totallysilvergirl @raggedyblue @fluffbyday-smutbynight @helloliriels @raggedyblue @inevitably-johnlocked @ineffableuser @johnlockismyreligion @topsyturvy-turtely @imnova
#sherlock photomanip#umbria#corciano#berty#bertytravelsfar#sherlock fanfic#kettykika78 fanart#sherlock in italy
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Word count: 9,503 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Original Characters Additional Tags: Italy, World Travel, It's For a Case, Declarations Of Love, Restaurants, Spring, Boys Kissing, Mentioned Mrs Hudson, Alternate Timelines, No Reichenbach here! Summary:
Italy in the springtime is as romantic as it gets but is it enough to free unspoken words and feelings after years of silence?
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Rec: I wasn’t sure what to expect from the summary and tags, but this is a casefic set several years -- perhaps a decade or even more -- after Sherlock and John met, when they are still working and living together, not estranged as the “years of silence” might suggest. There is no reference to major canon events (Reichenbach, Mary, etc.) but it could still be read as taking place some time after series 4, without mention of Rosie.
So, having said all that, this is just a beautiful, gentle story that basically brings these two full circle in a mirror image of their night at Angelos. All with gorgeous descriptions that transport the reader right into the midst of these enchanting surroundings.
A reflective, restorative, resplendent feast for the heart and the senses.
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Ya’ll kill me 😂😂😂
#nhl#go leafs go#nhl hockey#hockey#toronto maple leafs#maple leafs#tml#tyler bertuzzi#goal#scoring#score#berty#funny
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Stalking von Berty
Berty: Du dummes Arschloch. Beny: Wie bitte!? Berty: Ich hasse Dich! Beny: Redest Du mit Deinem Spiegelbild? Berty: Ich will nichts mehr mit Dir zu tun haben!!! Beny: Na, dann schreib mir doch nicht und lasse mich in Ruhe! Berty: (Nach Monaten voller Beleidigungen) Ich liebe Dich immer noch, sollen wir uns nicht mal treffen!? Beny: Spinnst Du? Nä, Du schuldest mir noch 8000 Euro. Berty: Träum weiter... .... be continue
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Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes
Screen caps by @bluebassy
#jeeves and wooster#jeeves#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#incorrect quotes#pg wodehouse#p. g. wodehouse#tis i#incorrect jeeves and wooster#incorrect jeeves and wooster quotes#text posts#stephen fry#hugh laurie#bertram wooster#bertram bertie wooster#bbc
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imagine bitches in 2004 tuning into hugh laurie’s new show after two decades of watching him almost exclusively play loveable village idiots
#it’s me i’m bitches i’m finally watching house in big 2024 and i’m like stop putting bertie wooster in situations fr…#hugh laurie the actor that you are#house md#jeeves and wooster#gregory house
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he’s so silly - part 2/?
#hugh laurie posting screenshots dunking on andrew tate was something i didn’t know i needed#sorry for being relatively quiet i’ve been on a voyage (travelling 10 hours and having appointment-filled days)#part one is linked under the question mark#hugh laurie#house md#hilson#robert sean leonard#rsl#gregory house#james wilson#hate crimes md#jeeves and wooster#j&w#jooster#bertie wooster#stephen fry#reginald jeeves#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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'Refusal of the Call' is a narrative trope where-
#ffxiv#berti#stupid doodle but i couldnt stop thinking about it because it made me laugh#non-adventurer wols getting thrown into the whole mess like 'what the fuck i did not sign up for this'
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