#bernard blier

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Last night I had a strange and unprecedented wet dream about french actor Bernard Blier. He's never been among my favorites but now I can't help fantasizing about him. What do you think of him?

I remember seeing him in something. Cute.

[rotor25]

[gatutor]

Bernard Blier-Arletty "Hotel del Norte" (Hotel du Nord) 1938, de Marcel Carné.

[lobbycards]

Jo, Italian lobby card (fotobusta), 1971

[smokygluvs]

Bernard Blier - pipe smoker

I like a man with a beard or moustache, but Bernard Blier rarely wore either. Even so, he still comes in my top five most handsome men. I would have happily handed my body over to him for his personal pleasure any time he wanted.

Of course, a natural pipe smoker.

He regularly appeared in television interviews with his pipe.

So, for this post, I'm sticking with Blier and his pipe.

And I have to say, any man looks better smoking a pipe. As far as Blier goes, though, he had a head-start in the looks department anyway.

Here, I imagine he's looking down at the top of my head while I work my mouth around his packet as he sits puffing his briar until he squirts.

What is it about pipe-smoking men that gets me so excited? Monsieur Blier, you have a lot to answer for!

[meylanleilani]

Exercice de lipsync

Animation traditionnelle (sur papier) du Prince Jean (Robin des Bois, 1973)

Extrait : Bernard Blier dans "Faut pas prendre les enfants du bon Dieu pour des canards sauvages" (Audiard)

Environ 3 semaines de travail

Décembre 2021

[unateoriadegliautori]

série noire (1979)

[o-link]

Les Tontons flingueurs - Lino Ventura

[affiches-cinema]

Du mou dans la gâchette, Louis Gropsierre, Bernard Blier, Jean Lefebvre, 1967.

[fidjiefidjie]

Humour du jour 😁 🤣

Ah, les dialogues cultes de Michel Audiard ! 👍

Extrait du film 🎬 "Il ne faut pas prendre les enfants du Bon Dieu pour des canards sauvages" avec Bernard Blier

Bel après-midi 👋

[france-cinema]

Du mou dans la gâchette - Film de Louis Gropsierre avec Bernard Blier et Jean Lefebvre, 1967.

Synopsis : Nicolas Pappas et Léon Dubois, deux tueurs particulièrement calamiteux, arrivent à Paris, où un chef de gang en mal de « personnel », Jo Laguerre, les a engagés pour couvrir la fuite des auteurs d'un hold-up. Ils s'en tirent tant bien que mal et se voient ensuite chargés de liquider un certain Magnum.

[kino51]

Amici miei 1975

[vivianedanglars]

Mario Monicelli, I compagni (The organizer), 1963

[gatutor]

Dany Robin-Fernand Gravey-Bernard Blier "L´école des cocottes" 1958, de Jacqueline Audry.

[lobbycards]

Jo, Italian lobby card (fotobusta), 1971

[smokygluvs]

Le Président (1961)

Once again, we get treated to Jean Gabin, one of the finest French actors of the 20th century.

I've posted one from this film before (Gabin gloved). The film sees Gabin aged, with moustache and, above all, frequently in letter gloves.

The dialogue is fast-paced and clever (unsurprisingly, as it is signed Michel Audiard), and gives us a Gabin at his imperious best.

Not the best image, this one, but doesn't he look like a man you would willingly submit to.

It also features his regular partner (on screen, but perhaps also off? I like to think so) Bernard Blier.

I'd happily be sandwiched between the two of them for their own perverted pleasure...