#bep ask

[beps-brainrot]

have you ever drawn bloodmoon? id love to see the boys in your style <3

I've tried drawing him a few times but only ever posted him once. They absolutely deserve more love from me, that's for sure!

[sen-ya]

Who’s the Lawlu kid’s favorite aunt or uncle? I imagine it’s a constant battle between everybody for ‘favorite’ status

Oh for SURE. And the Straw Hats are all terribly confident it’s one of them. Esp Nami who is absolutely smitten and gets on with the kid so well. And tbh my instinct was to say Bepo lmao. But actually my self indulgent no nuance answer is penguin is best uncle that’s it goodbye

(also no nuance favorite straw hat is probably sanji or jinbei)

[keydekyie]

Is there any kind of worldbuilding that you've done that whenever you think of it, you can't help but smile?

this animal!!!!! it's called a bep because it goes "bep bep bep bep bep!" I love them.

they are very commonly found on alpine tundra

[showakyonen]

she’s one of the best show hosts i’ve ever seen

THIS IS SO CUUUUTE UWAAAAA!!! TJE SILLYEVER...

I'M ALSO USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOW YOU MY PT SKINS I LOVE FUNNY HORSE GAME

VONDU'S A LIL OLD I NEED TO REMAKE HIM

[prixoruno]

oooooo culpability recurvid oooooooooooooo

[thehornytitties]

I wanna kiss a pretty fkn thing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zrllosyn]

Heyo thanks for the tags!! (@izfaish and @eizaamkc)

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, 10 Tags!

In no particular order:

Sōya Kazama (world trigger)

Yoichi Nagumo (Sakamoto Days)

Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

Reed (Arknights)

Klaus Von Reinherz (Kekkai Sensen)

Lu Woh (Granblue Fantasy)

Rokkaku (Gokuto Jihen)

"Corpse God" (Dead Mount Death Play)

Fukami (Wadanohara and the great blue sea)

Soshiro Hoshina (Kaiju No.8)

Tagging friends, fill it out if you'd like? No pressure, its just i just dont know that many people 💦

@13threbagel @ajitated @absolutecheezit @ravenatural @petite-pumpkin @kyroki @worldsokayestmagicalgirl @hideyseek @scenitroute @fly-sky-high-09

[colourofthekites]

🔊💛

Well ain't you a darling!!

[camb99-cbmi6]

If i met you in real life well we'd just have to have a debate on of we're having a star trek or Bond marathon haha

Hahahaha so true! Why not both? :P

Thank you :3

[s0ckh3adstudios]

OH MY GOD.

Here's a cursed thought for you (3 swapping Dorothy and Plank. You now have to have the unfortunate knowledge of the world's worst swap AU Plank isn't allowed to have confidence

This turned out so bad and cursed......I think I could've made better and more interesting designs if I had taken the time to think about it but I was in a bit of a hurry-

[in1-nutshell]

How would the tfp autobots and decepticons react to the toy furby

Ooohhh! I remember furby's, granted they were a bit creepy in my opinion. These are a bit shorter than what I usually write, I was trying to get most of the characters in. Let me know if these needed more writing in them.

Hope you enjoy everyone's reactions to the furby's

Autobots and Decepticons reaction to seeing a furby

SFW, mentions of blasters

TFP

How did this all happen? One word to simplify everything: Miko. She thought it would be funny to start leaving these little menaces around the base and to get the bots reaction to it. How did she acquire these furbies, don’t ask any questions. Jack tried to stop her, but she successfully bribed him by promising to send him the video of Arcee’s reaction. Raf promised to edit the videos to be at their finest. Operation: Furby reaction is a go.

Autobots

Optimus Prime

He notices the first furby as it sits innocently near one of the control panels. At first, he thinks that one of those ‘birds’ had entered the base and tried to move the thing.

“Hello little one. How did you get in here?”--Optimus

“SSSQQQQUAAAAKKKK!”--Furby

“I see… Ratchet did you let the creature inside the base?”--Optimus

“Did I do what now?”--Ratchet

Then it suddenly started moving and squawking its native tongue that may or may not have startled the Prime a bit.

He doesn’t mind the furby too much… but does sense something about it.

Ratchet

He notices when he sees Prime slightly startled by something.

He goes to investigate and nearly squashes the Furby thinking it was a scraplet.

“Ratchet! Do not harm the creature!”--Optimus

“Optimus with all due respect, that thing is definitely some sort of scraplet! It might be a different type of mutation but look at it!”--Ratchet

“Ratchet—”--Optimus

“It even looks evil Optimus! I’m getting my wrenches.”--Ratchet

“Ratchet!”—Optimus

He does not care about Optimus’s code on not killing living being. That thing looked at him weird and he is going to end it before it eventually causes trouble.

Bumblebee

Nearly has a whiplash when he sees the little thing. He also thinks it’s a scraplet at first, but slightly calms down recognizing it as one of those human toys he saw on commercial with Raf.

Everything is fine… until it started screeching and moving by itself.

“SSSSSSSCCCCCRRRREEEEAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby

“BBBBBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPP! (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!)—Bumblebee

Does not like furby’s at all. Claims that they were trying to speak to him.

Arcee

Her encounter with the Furby is short.

Mainly because she saw something move out of the corner of her optic and blasted the poor thing to bits.

“Huh? What on Cybertron—”--Arcee

“SCCCCRREEECCH—”—Furby remains

Blaster firing intensifies.

She doesn’t know what that thing was, but it started it.

Bulkhead

He is running to see where Bumblebee is after hearing him screaming. He has his wrecking ball at the ready and ready to comm in back up if necessary.

“BBBBBBBEEEEEEPPPPPP! (AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!)--Bumblebee

“What is it!?”--Bulkhead

“BBBEEEPP BEP BEEEEPPP (THAT THING RIGHT THERE!)--Bumblebee

“SCCRRREEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!!!”—Bulkhead

Absolutely loathe those things. It reminds him too much of the scraplet incident that happened. He would be swinging his wrecking ball if it hadn’t gotten stuck in the wall.

Wheeljack

He is running as soon as he hears Bulkhead and Bumblebee screaming. His katanas are out as is ready for some slicing and dicing.

“BEEEEEPP BEEEEPPPP! (PRIMUS ITS MOVING CLOSER!)--Bumblebee

“SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!”--Bulkhead

“Where’s the danger!?”--Wheeljack

“BEEPPP! (ITS MOVING!)--Bumblebee

“SCRREEEECCCHH—”--Furby

“There, its sliced in half. Huh. You two where afraid of this little cute—”--Wheeljack

“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHH!”--- The two remains of the Furby

Blaster firing and wrecking ball smashing intensifies.

Isn’t a huge fan of the little things. It’s a bit cute in a creepy way. Does remind him of scraplets if they had gotten some mold and gained some sort of upper-level sentience.

Smokescreen

Like Arcee, his encounter with the Furby is short.

He accidentally stepped on one effectively crushing it.

“SCCRRE—Crunch!”—Furby

“Hmm? Hmm.” –Smokescreen

He is completely oblivious to the tomfoolery that is happening all over the base. He is too busy with looking at the latest relic they managed to find.

Ultra Magnus

He finds a Furby near his work area. He tries to speak to the Furby as he would to anyone else.

“Excuse me but you are in classified—”—Ultra Magnus

“SSSSCCCRRREEEEEAAAACCHHHH!”--Furby

“That was unnecessary and—”—Ultra Magnus

“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby

“Listen to—”—Ultra Magnus

“Ultra Magnus move!”--Ratchet

Furby is hit with 10 wretches in one go.

He doesn’t mind furby’s like Optimus. Mainly because he was trying to communicate with it and never got to finish his sentences with it.

Decpticons

No one knows how it was done, but the impossible was made possible. After Miko finished getting all the Bots’ reaction to the furbies she decided to do something else. Somehow, she managed to scatter the remaining furbies on board the Nemesis. How did she do this. Not even Miko quite knows how she did it.

Megatron

He finds the Furby on his throne. He doesn’t know what this thing is, but it is on his throne, and no one sits on his throne except him.

“You! How dare you sit upon my throne!”--Megatron

“SSSSCCCRRREEEAAACCCH!”—Furby

Blaster firing intensifies.

The furby would be gone whether he is on Dark Energon or not. Will not admit it but the furby noise sent a little shiver down his struts. Good thing no one saw that.

Starscream

He finds the furby in his habsuite. He is curious in how this weird looking organic thing managed to find his room. He takes the furby to the interrogation room.

“Who are you? Speak worthless organic!”--Starscream

“SSSCCCRRREEEEAAACCCCHHH!”--Furby

“How dare you! I am Starscream, Second in Command of the Decepticon Army! You will—”--Starscream

“SSSSSCCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby

“Two can play it that game!”--Starscream

“SSSSCCCCCRRRREEEAAAACCCHHH!”--Starscream

“SSSSCCCCRRRREEAAAACCCHH!”—Furby

He ends up staying in the room with the furby for a while. Takes the furby to his room and plays on doing a hostage exchange if it is needed.

Soundwave

Finds the furby on his desk. Lazerbeak deploys and flies around the small thing. Steps a bit closer to getting a good look at it.

“…”--Soundwave

“SSSSSCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”—Furby

He immediately groundbridges the furby outside the Nemesis to have it fall and burn on reentry. He does however keep the screeching noise recorded and will use it if necessary… or if he is bored.

Knockout and Breakdown

The pair enters the medbay and finds the furby on the medslab.

Breakdown looks at it and thinks it’s kind of cute. Knockout on the other hand.

“OH, PRIMUS KILL IT!”--Knockout

“Knockout?!”--Breakdown

“THAT IS UNICRON’S SPAWN! KILL IT! BURN IT!”--Knockout

Breakdown smashes the furby to oblivion. Did he regret it? No, it was causing Knockout stress, and he was happy to get rid of it for him. Knockout knows the furby’s horrors, he knows…

Dreadwing

His time with the furby is short. He accidentally stepped on it as he was trying to get some creates to his habsuite.

“SSSCCRR—Crush!”--Furby

“What in the All Spark? Hmm…”--Dreadwing

He does wonder what the weird noise was, but he has other things to worry about, so he quickly forgets about the encounter.

Shockwave

He doesn’t know they exist. There were no furbies in the lab or in his habsuite. The two places he really goes to. He does hear from the others about the furbies though.

“They sound illogical.”--Shockwave

“You’re illogical!”—Starscream

He doesn’t care about the furbies, he has science experiments and war crimes to commit.

Predaking

He finds one near his kennel and does not like it. Sure, the Nemesis isn’t the greatest place, but that spot is his!

“You! Vermin! Who are you!”--Predaking

“SSSCCCRRREEE—”—Furby

Fire breathing intensifies.

Does not like the noises and is quick to end the furby.

Arachnid

She finds one randomly walking in the halls screaming. She just stabs it and puts it on her trophy case. She doesn’t have time for anything else. She has Arcee and Megatron to kill.

[beps-brainrot]

Since you said the suggestions can be aus, what about one of my Lunar variants?

Oh absolutely! I love the idea of this Lunar! Just a menacing, conniving guy hidden behind an innocent mask👀

[gooseworx]

What the hell did Hoonis do to make Bep stab him? (based on that doodle of Hoonis "being the only living resident brave enough to say swear words") I guess he asked something about his father and considering Bep has short temper and also the agressive urges from Darles...well

What kind of relationship they TRULY have? (Bep and Hoonis)

Bep has a voice or text box?

(Everything together so I don't have to do a lot of questions)

yeah they're best frieands

[useless-catalanfacts]

What are some common Catalan nicknames/do you have any good references for looking up what the nickname for a particular name is? I've been wondering this for a while and your answer about ONA made me realize there were a lot that I still don't know about.

Here are some common nicknames:

For female names:

Eulàlia -> Laia

Meritxell -> Txell

Josefina -> Fina, Fineta

Josepa -> Pepa, Pepeta

Mariona -> Ona. Mariona itself is the diminutive (affectionate form) of Maria.

Elisabet -> Bet

Isabel -> Bel

Concepció or Assumpció -> Ció/Sió

Cecília -> Cília, Cila

Montserrat -> traditionally was Tat, Rat, Rateta (from Montserrateta) or Tona (Montserratona), but nowadays the most common by far is Montse, followed by some distance by Muntsa. This is a recent change (1940s) because it's a direct translation of the Spanish way of shortening names (with the first part of the word, opposite of Catalan which shortens with the last part).

Antònia -> Tona, Toneta

Caterina, Catalina or Carolina -> Lina

Genoveva -> Veva

Francesca -> Cesca, Xesca, Cisca, Xisca, Xeca

Cristina or Agustina -> Tina, Tineta. Nowadays Cristina among young people because of Spanish influence is more commonly shortened to Cris.

Magdalena -> Lena, Malena. Nowadays because of Spanish influence it's most common to hear Magda.

Maria Isabel -> Maribel

Teresa -> Tesa. Nowadays because of Spanish influence you can also hear Tere.

Margarida -> Lida, Guida, Rita. Nowadays because of Spanish influence it's most common to hear Marga, though Rita remains very common.

Anna Maria -> Mia, Ia.

Elionora -> Nora

Misericòrdia -> Coia, Cori

Georgina -> Gina

Carmina (itself a diminutive of Carme) -> Mina

Beatriu -> Triu. Nowadays because of Spanish influence you can also hear Bea, though Triu is still common.

Maria del Claustre -> Tate

For male names:

Joaquim -> Quim, Quimet, Xim, Ximo

Joan -> Jan

Josep -> Pep, Pepet, Jep, Bep, Zep

Antoni -> Toni, Ton, Tonet

Miquel -> Quel

Gabriel -> Biel

Narcís -> Ciset (from the diminutive Narciset)

Francesc -> Cesc, Cesco, Queco, Quico, Xisco, Xesc, Xec

Cristòfol -> Tòfol

Bertomeu -> Tomeu

Hilari -> Lari

Rafael -> Fel, Felet. Nowadays because of Spanish influence it's most common to hear Rafa.

Vicent -> Cento/Sento

Jacint -> Cinto

Jesús -> Xus, and (mostly in the Valencian Country) Xuso and Suso

Alexandre -> Xandre. Nowadays because of Spanish influence it's most common to hear Àlex.

Jordi -> Toti

Pere -> Peric, Perico

Jaume -> Met (from Jaumet)

Isidre -> Sidre, Sidro

Salvador -> Vador, Voro. Nowadays because of Spanish influence it's more common to hear Salva.

To answer your other question, I don't know any place where you can look up the nickname for one specific name, but most of the time you can easily create it yourself. If you need help with any specific name, send me an ask I'll be happy to help.

[gothamite-rambler]

Would you like some bepis?

Stephanie (closing the fridge door): Jason, you want to share a bepis?

Jason looked up from the book he was reading with a raised eyebrow.

Jason (raised eyebrow): What the fuck's a bepis?

Stephanie held up a Pepsi can with a serious expression.

Stephanie: Pepsi. Obviously.

Jason (annoyed): Then just say Pepsi!

Stephanie (shaking her head while laughing): No, no, no, I call it bepis, or beps for short. Would you like some bepis?

Jason (loud, anger): Stop saying bepis! You sound like a damn fool!

Stephanie opened the soda and took a quick sip, keeping her serious expression to pretend Jason was the crazy one.

Stephanie: It may have the same color scheme as Pepsi, but I’m continuing to call it bepis, specifically in front of you. This is some good bepis too.

Jason rubbed his forehead, frustrated.

Jason (whimpering): Why did I not bring alcohol for this?

Stephanie (sly smile): Don’t judge my meme knowledge.

Jason: Oh God, not this again! What is with you and the me-me's?

Stephanie (upset at the mispronunciation): Meme! Meme!

Jason: I call them me-me's! I already have an issue with you drinking Pepsi, which is a terrible drink already—

Stephanie: You still drink Red Bulls, and yet I don’t judge you. Especially when you mix it with beer.

Jason: I am older than you! I do what I want! Point is, you can't just call the drink bepis and assume I know what you're talking about! If you ask me for a cheeseburger and I bring you a cheeseburger, will your response be, "I wanted flapjacks"?

Stephanie chuckled, with a condescending eye roll.

Stephanie: No, I would say, "Can I has cheezeburgers?"

Stephanie took another sip from her Pepsi can as Jason covered his face and lets out a long sigh-groan. Stephanie's serious expression stayed on her face as she shrugged.

Stephanie: Not my fault you don't appreciate cringe and memes.

Jason (pointing to the kitchen entrance): Walk away. Walk away.

Stephanie (holding up her nose in a snooty way): Not very demure, not very mindful.

Stephanie leaves as Jason returns to his reading.

Jason (under his breath): I actually can't fucking read anymore; my mind is stuck on soda and cheeseburgers! Thanks a ton, Stephanie!

Stephanie (from down the hall): No need to thank me!

[stuffing-seattle]

I've been skinny and self concious about my own weight forever, but I always have this underlying desire to let go a little, just see what it's like to indulge. Doing it for someone would make things easier and being fed/encouraged would also make things easier I feel. Tell me, if I had told you about this and later down the track we went to an all you can eat buffet, would you give me a taste of what it's like? and how would it go, owo ~?? how would you make my itty-bitties pale in comparison to my midriff? tell me everything, would degrade me/embarass me in public??

Sorry it took me so long to answer this one. I wanted to give this ask the attention it deserved. So, let’s start from the beginning shall we? Buffet dates are one of my hottest fantasies, so unfortunately for your tiny little belly, there would be no holding back. First we would have to agree on two safe words. For the purpose of this story let’s say they are “salad” and “exercise”, two concepts that would never cross the mind of a soon-to-be fatty like you. We need two because the first means “Please my tummy hurts and I need to stop.” The second means, “If I have one more bite, all of that delicious food is going to end up back on this table.” See the thing to know about skinny Feedees, is that you can always go past where you think your limit is. Your untrained little belly just doesn’t know what that feeling is. Before the date, I would have you buy a blouse that was one size too small for you. Then I would sit you down at the table, and bring you plate after plate of hearty food. A thin little thing like you would probably only be able to get through 3 plates with the right encouragement. At the end of plate one your breathing is labored. At the end of plate two your rounded tum is straining by at the buttons of your top and desperately trying to claw its way out. You obediently finish the third plate, but you slump back in your booth, with a distended tummy you didn’t think you were capable of. Through labored breaths, you manage to spit out the word “salad”. Your blouse buttons are holding on as hard as they can at this point, and the taut flesh of your belly seeps through at every available hole, begging to be free. I’m proud of you for what you have gotten through, but I know you can have more. This time, I don’t return with food, but instead, three cups of soda. I sit in the booth next to you, and use one hand to slowly massage your aching belly. I can hear it groan and gurgle and protest from where I’m sitting. When i touch it I can feel it quiver and shudder through the fabric as it wrestles with its banquet. I take the first cup of soda and hold it to your lips. You drink like the good pig you are, and slowly, very slowly, all the liquid enters your angry belly. As soon as you finish the first, I raise the second. You gulp it down again. Same with the third. As soon as the final drop sloshes into you tummy, a glazed look comes over your eyes. All the carbonated liquid was too much for your blouse, and finally, all the buttons snap free allowing you exposed belly to lurch forward with and audible slosh. The violent movement is instantly followed quickly by a look of panic in your eyes. Before you can raise your hands to cover your mouth, you let out a tremendous *BEEEEELLLLLCCCCHHHH* that leaves you winded and panting, and all the other customers in a ten foot radius looking at you in surprise. I’m sure none of them thought a pig of your size could make such a sound. You are beyond caring though, as you fight the the urge to fall asleep as you also fight the food to keep it where it belongs. “Exer-*orp*-ah, ex-*bep*-oh fuck. Exercise.” You manage to stammer out between burp attacks, almost as if your body is fighting you not to say it. Now we are done, and I have to put one of your arms around my shoulders to hoist you up and help you to the car as your other arm cradles your distended belly that sloshes and roars with every step. Everyone in the restaurant is looking at us- no- at you, and your grossly distended belly in awe and shock.

Hope that scratched the itch you were looking for and was worth the wait. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to masturbate and cum like a fire truck. Jump in my DMs if you’d like to help 😘😘