#benoit blanc glass onion

[shipperboi]

Tintin wearing the iconic Benoit Blanc swimsuit on vacation (don't worry he's drinking orange juice ;) )

Loved Glass Onion so much, especially the outfits so had to draw one of them. I'm sure Tintin would be a Benoit Blanc stan if they existed in the same universe.

Should I draw Benoit in the Tintin style? I'm kinda tempted to.

[totally-correct-bbu-quotes]

Phillip: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Benoit: This is a lie.

Benoit: I'm literally married to him. This is a lie.

Benoit: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[animentality]

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[blatantlyhidden]

benoit blanc dress up simulator

[geek-22]

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I am actually dying omg what the

Daniel Craig for LOEWE's Fall/Winter 2024 Men's Campaign (from @ Daniel_CraigFan on Twitter / X)

[prokopetz]

Imagine what the titles of the Benoit Blanc series are going to look like in a couple of decades if they continue the apparent pattern of adding one more syllable with each sequel.

[petite-madame]

"You old charmer you!" (Benoit Blanc & Phillip from Glass Onion) - 2024

- Phillip!! You old charmer you! I don't have time for this, I'm on a case!

- Cooome on! I'm sure the great Benoit Blanc has two minutes to dance with his adorable and loving husband. Doesn't it remind you of our honeymoon in Kyoto ? This little ryokan under the cherry trees, the charm of Gion...

[ahb-writes]

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"It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don't you think?"

"Benoit Blanc" (Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 2022)

[totally-correct-bbu-quotes]

Phillip: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Benoit: Marry me.

[animentality]

He should've been the first gay James Bond.

[britsgovernmentmh]

An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

Like.... Hugh is a menace

[kirain]

Sherlock Holmes

Hercule Poirot

Phryne Fisher

Benoit Blanc

Adrian Monk

Nancy Drew

Dick Tracy

Columbo

Miss Marple