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sethnorth · 6 months ago

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Jake loves being stretched

#wrestling #muscle #Jake Jenkins #bend it like a pretzel #rock hard wrestling

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eldritch-spouse · 8 months ago

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https://www.tumblr.com/eldritch-spouse/747420800181813248/an-idea-of-mine-vespers-match-freshly-turned?source=share

*the next day the queen of lust is on her bed recovering, covered in bandages and casts*

Lust queen: Worth it.

[Getting chastised by your equally irresponsible demonlord.]

Vesper sits hunched beside your bed, he's mostly quiet, breaking the silence every now and then to either chastise you or luridly ask for details. Which you'd be laughing about, if laughter didn't take you to a world of physical agony.

" ... You know how he is, I told you about him vixen, several times. " He huffs.

You squint like he's stupid. " Exactly, that's why I tried to fuck him- "

Vesper growls hard. " You CAN'T do that! Royals move between Rings after they send notices and requests to their destinations! Kalymir could have interpreted your sudden visit as a war crime! "

Glossy eyes blink. " ... Really? " You hadn't considered that.

" Sweetie, anything can he a war crime for him, he's always begging for an opportunity to start shit in the Rings. " The demonlord sighs. " Besides, what did I tell you? That we were going to do that one together. Because he's a lot for someone like yo- "

" I'm a succubus! " You roar, immediately regretting it when your abdominal muscles flex and the soreness sends you spiraling into a world of pain. " I- I can take this now! I'm the Queen of Lust! "

" Oh don't you start on this- You JUST turned! " The King slams a fist on the table next to your bed, some utensils clatter to the ground and he looks mildly embarrassed for a moment. " Your enthusiasm has me immeasurably proud and drooling, but your organism is far from stable right now, and I will cage you to my bed chambers if that's what it takes to make sure you don't get out there and rip your cunt in two. "

Vesper is dead serious, you can tell because of the way his eyes burn into you, a different burn, not the sensual 'come hither' one you're used to. And he's right, you were hasty, hormonal and impulsive. A reluctant silence settles in the room, the King goes back to paging at a small pamphlet and you attempt to not blow bubbles from your ruined nostrils.

Your organism is too erratic for Vesper to use his magic as a healing force, so you'll have to recover from this stunt rather slowly. He said that was punishment enough for doing something so utterly reckless. Which is pretty fucking rich in your opinion, because this is the same guy that throws himself into ocean waters trying to get stuffed by deep-sea mers with a thousand tentacles.

Whatever. Maybe you can fall asleep again soon.

Vesper side-eyes you.

" He's got a pretty fat cock, right? "

" Oh fuck yes- " You don't miss a beat.

He smiles faintly, and the two of you are silent again.

#Vesper oc #tce rp ask #if it makes you feel better he's going to bend Kalymir on his dicks like a pretzel

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shaylene-the-praline · 5 months ago

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Sorry but whenever I watch MMA fights, all I can think of is "gee, well THERE'S A NEW CRAZY SEX POSITION 📝"

#id let alexander volkov bend me into a pretzel and then wear me like a necklace..#shaylenes textposts

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bonebabbles · 1 year ago

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Snake Gets Done Dirty

Remember, Clear Sky can NEVER have a consequence for his actions. Ever. If you're ever mad at him for any reason, YOU will be punished for being upset. Clear Sky is allowed to do anything he wants to you but if you don't start slurping you're the Real Bad Guy.

Snake: "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THIS HAPPENED"

Clear Sky: "uhhh... well..... oopsie uwu"

Snake:

But don't worry, Snake is punished for the high crime of embarrassing Clear Sky by being dogpiled by the Clap At Baby Crowd.

Because, AGAIN, god forbid Clear Sky ever suffer a consequence of his actions.

WHY ARE YOU BOOING HIM, HE'S RIGHT

Clear Sky poses this dumb speech about fighting One Eye like it's some big, beautiful, selfless act of service. He was ALWAYS going to do this-- HE WANTS HIS AUTHORITY BACK. He's ALWAYS been an ambitious asshole who hates taking orders from other people, and will clobber anyone who embarrasses him or offends his massive ego.

He's been like this since SUN TRAIL. He's ALWAYS been controlling and fragile with a hunger for power. There has NEVER been a version of Clear Sky that wouldn't have wanted to kill One Eye for taking his toys away, humiliating him publicly.

His piss-poor judgement has gotten DOZENS of people killed in pointless border skirmishes, in the First Battle, and now AGAIN to this tyrant. He had a fit like a child when people tried to warn him it was a bad idea, and he didn't listen!

Snake is the first cat who's done anything about it at this point. The only one who doesn't immediately cave and forgive him after Clear Sky puts on a display of crocodile tears. It's LONG overdue!

And yet, all these cats still gather around to come to his aid. They have NO reason to do this. Clear Sky has proven, OVER AND OVER, that he should NOT HAVE ANY AUTHORITY OVER PEOPLE. These cats have NO reason to trust him, they've all been screamed at, smacked around, and buried mauled loved ones because of him.

They've seen, at most, a month of two of peace under him following the greatest massacre in history, broken by yet ANOTHER bad call.

Writer's pet! Some guy on the writing team ABSOLUTELY projects themselves onto Clear Sky as some kind of power fantasy. There's no other explanation for this level of utter ineptitude.