#shaylenes textposts

[shaylene-the-praline]

What if when I travel to Italy, Germany, Greece, and Japan, I vlog it all and upload them to YouTube with obnoxiously specific titles like porn sites do

"BIG TITTED 4'11 BLASIAN WITH A FAT ASS EXPLORES GERMANY ✈️🇩🇪"

Ignore me I'm feeling goofy this morning

[shaylene-the-praline]

I walk around in giant hoodies so no one in the grocery store at 7 am knows I'm packing a bunch of titty

[shaylene-the-praline]

A customer at work yesterday really followed me around the store trying to prove a point about something after I made it clear that we didn't have it, I even took them around the store twice ☠️☠️☠️ goodness. They were showing me picture after picture

This person was being so passive about it too, I couldn't really figure out how to respond to the situation because they weren't getting aggressive. Just annoying like when someone spams you. So I ended up gently just asking them to please stop following me, it's making me uncomfortable, I've helped you the best I can

RETAIL 😭🥀

[shaylene-the-praline]

random but a chill goes down my pussy every time I think of the fact that if it costed $1 a month to follow me, this would be the income

[shaylene-the-praline]

Why do people go out of their way to save your watermarked post and post it instead of just reblogging it from you 😭

It's like...I started watermarking when people started catfishing as me, and now that that's at least mostly controlled (I've just had to accept the fact that my unwatermarked ones can still get used), there's THIS HAPPENING

I don't have a problem with being posted on someone's blog, but at least ask me and tag me. I can't make sense of why that seems to be so conflicting to do.

But yeah on the catfish bit, I remember my watermarks started out gigantic because baby you will NOT use me to make money that I'm not even making 😂

[shaylene-the-praline]

I keep getting these questions so I'll just answer them here 😭 no it doesn't hurt when I squeeze my tits in gifsets and no it doesn't hurt when I bounce them

and yes they feel like big chunks of dough

[shaylene-the-praline]

I just found Duncan Trussell's philosophy podcast and I'm in love 😭 he's such a fucking weirdo but I say that with positivity lmao ♥️

[shaylene-the-praline]

Ummmm no your honor, I did not intentionally suffocate that person with my titties. They suffocated themselves at their own free will 🙄

[shaylene-the-praline]

Not that anyone asked but I can cum from nipple play 👉🏽👈🏽✨️

[shaylene-the-praline]

posting these gifs tomorrow ✨️

[shaylene-the-praline]

I love playing with my tits in the shower ✨️

[shaylene-the-praline]

im built for doggystyle in front of a mirror

[shaylene-the-praline]

I just wanna lay someone's face on my tits and tell them everything's gonna be okay 💔

[shaylene-the-praline]

@yourfavsapphic

Can you maybe not use my content, thanks ☠️

[shaylene-the-praline]

talking about my day since for whatever reason some of you want to hear me talking 😭

[shaylene-the-praline]

I've been thinking of posting a singing clip but I'm shy 😭 im not horrible but I still need more practice