#bench life

[skin-quilt]

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[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[cheruib]

what if you went out to the park and the world was full of love

[kamisden]

session 3!! honestly this week's session was an absolute fever dream for both video and irl reasons

also snailsona :3

[reginageourge]

🕯️manifesting a gf who is not a gendie, not polyamorous, not into bdsm, not into drugs, and does not have a fashion sense straight out of tiktok🕯️

[nonbinarygerard]

starting a still life of my boy zone tshirt in oil paint

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

No, but you don't understand, Technus is so fucking funny, and without even trying. Like, imagine telling somebody about his whole deal, it'd be a trainwreck lmao.

"So there's this ghost who can control all kinds of technology."

"Okay."

"He looks like an off brand cosplay of Nikola Tesla and can and will villain monologue you to death."

"Yeah, okay, continue."

"One of his plans of world domination was fully dependant on making his favourite enemies-to-lovers ship canon."

"I'm sorry, what."

The most outrageous thing, tho! The thing that drives me up the wall!! Is that his convoluted plans work like clockwork!!! If Sam wasn't an MVP that she is, then Technus' plan to take over the internet by playing a fucking videogame would have been successful. Combining Technus' technology and Skulker's mastery with weapons was a real pro gamer move, and they did almost beat Danny's ass in under 5 minutes. His plan to distract both Danny and Valerie by matchmaking them was stupid as fuck and yet it fucking worked!! How the fuck did it work.

His downfalls are literally 1) his arrogance, and 2) simple dumb bad luck. The reason why he and Skulker failed was because they both were pretentious fucks and were too prideful to cooperate with each other properly despite literally sharing a body. And if Danny and Valerie were a little less afraid of the other getting hurt, he'd have succeeded there, like, for real-real.

His failings more often than not are really just unlucky coincidencies. What a loser lmao.

[morsesnotes]

I'm to retire. D.C.I. Thursday's with Carshall. Now I hear Strange is to be seconded to Kidlington. Yes, sir. What of your own future? Well, I suppose I'm undecided sir.

[skin-quilt]

LYTR

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[longmaxsilvarg]

just something about how people subconsciously tend to take more photos of the people they love the most and all of the times max takes a photo of chloe that really. does something to my brain

[crifevergreen]

Hey can you draw flower husbands in a bench? :3

You guys aren’t over flower husbands huh?/lh

Thank for the request! I don’t think I’ve ever drawn these guys before but there’s a first for everything

[menlove]

that's such a straight people thing I'll never understand like why would you ever be intimidated by your partner finding a celebrity hot like. even if you're monogamous you have eyes

[skin-quilt]

UN SKETCH

[froggiesir]

had to share whats been in my dreams for months (close ups under the cut)

[jeanjacklet]

which minecraft trio is it?

featuring person #1

drawn with a red shirt and wavy fluffy blonde hair

extremely extroverted

a bit of a prankster

good at bringing other cc’s together

commonly headcannoned as an “avian”

the main character of SO MUCH fanfiction

#2

black suit with white shirt and red tie

freakishly tall irl

a little sheepish

joined a big server when they were 17

had a very fun but unsuccessful election campaign

associated with fast japanese music (is this just me?)

very distinct speech patterns (again this might just be me)

and #3

drawn with green shirt and straight fluffy brown hair

often drawn with yellow flowers

says lots of accidental innuendos (dyslexic)

likes first person shooters

used to be surprisingly good at a sport

really likes a particular minecraft animal

can infodump so much about their favorite media

[todayintokyo]

The cherry tree is now more green than pink, but lo and behold, wisteria in the same tiny park. PS: That green net is to cover garbage on garbage day so that crows and tanuki can't get to it.