#belzagor

[delaneytalks-tostatues]

"Hey, this is Hornblas, lead singer of Mall Rat. Misroch, Asmoraias, Belzagor and I aren’t home, so leave us a message.

None of us are demons by the way. Definitely not from Hell. Okay. Cool. You know what to do."

HAPPY BRIMSTONE VALLEY MALL S2 DAY!!! This season is already off to a great start I'm so excited to see where this goes.

Thank you to all my friends for indulging me in this silly little group (special thanks to Del/Trent for the y2k furby)

Full group credits can be found here.

If you haven't listened to @brimstonevalleymall literally what are you waiting for???

[theaceofshovels]

Prompt 9 of @actuallyrea’s ActuallyInfected challenge was “blue screen”. This is close enough right? Super excited for season 2 of @brimstonevalleymall, been relistening to s1 over October!

[crookedchildphantom]

I think people are getting bingo pens ready after that dumpster thing last ep

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[asmoshoebox]

the gang reacts to a spider in the house

belzagor: hey bud. i was gonna sit there, do you mind... yeah. thanks.

asmoraius: [big reflexive twitch, drops whatever he's holding] SHIT-- oh! i didn't see you there! wow, aren't you beautiful<33

hornblas: yoooooo check it outttt!!!!! massive pedipalps on this one haha that's so crazy!!

misroch: [they raise a flyswatter and are engulfed in a cartoonish cloud of dust with limbs and kitchen implements flying around in it. sfx banging pots and pans, cat yowls, etc. when the dust clears they're heaving and shaking and covered in blood. the spider is skittering away, clearly unharmed.]

[shmiki]

[brimstonevalleymall]

Our final script sneak peek reveal! We don’t want to give TOO much plot away, so we picked a few of our least spoiler-filled jokes for you as a little treat! Do these quotes make more sense in context? Maybe! There’s like a 50/50 chance!

There’s only FOUR DAYS LEFT to donate, so please please spread the word!

[misnis]

WE BACK

[hawkfurze]

Earlier this month I listened to @brimstonevalleymall and kept meaning to make some fanart for it

[might-as-well-happen]

Any Belzagor aro-spec truthers out there?? Please any Belzagor aro-spec truthers?? I can’t be alone in this after episode 7??

[junonothings]

MY GIRLS ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN I COULD CRY I AM CRYING

[polarskates]

in honor of bvmp s2 being fully funded, i have digitized my favorite ever bexlaph art ive ever drawn . i love gay people

[allhailwesttexas2002]

xaphan is truly the perfect character. i would kill for her and i don't even generally enjoy killing... <3

[crookedchildphantom]

Who got bingo??

[grifff17]

Audiodrama Sunday 12/8/2024

Happy AD Sunday! I caught up on a lot of shows this week, after falling behind last week.

NEW SHOW ALERT @goodmorningevildoers - HR broadcasts from a cartoonishly evil organization. This is a really funny show. Starting the show with a joke about LED highlights being the product of pure evil was a very strong start.

@brimstonevalleymall - I can never get over how good this show is at writing heart-to-hearts for a silly comedy. The conversation between Zaphan and Belzagor and then Zaphan talking to Nisroch during the lunch rush in the next episode were both so good. Unrelated, the terrible kissing sfx at the end of the scene where Zaphan asked Azormias for advice was so funny, comedy purely in sfx is so hard to do well.

@worldgonewrongpod- This season is written by Gabriel Urbena! I noticed the empty man reference and checked the credits. Jamie is really losing it in this episode, this has to be the most she's lost it since the apocalypse started. Are we every going to find out what Leonard is? I would guess not.

@asbestos4president - you can tell the writer for this episode was having so much fun with the terrible space opera audiobook writing. I love how everyone in this show is completely insane.

@midstpodcast - And now they descend into the fold. I wonder if they'll find something similar all the way down. Sucking out your soul is some Mothers shit for sure. Its interesting that only Dot remembers clearly, probably because of their Mother training.

Skyjacks: Couriers Call - The “doom of returning” that June experienced felt very personal for me. I totally understand the sense of impending doom about the end of something. It ties in to how the "return to the mundane" step of the Hero's Journey always feels tragic to me. Also, how is it that literally every Luminary they draw is perfect for the story.

@kingmakerpod - This was a great episode, I see why people were talking about it. Holtzmann's plan's are finally coming to pass, and that rich guy totally wants to fuck a horse.

@innbetween - Season 3 finished. I had theorized that Castor was a warlock but now they confirmed it. This show loves its "academics on the run from their dark past" huh?

@lostterminalpod - A very dramatic ending to this episode. Sealed in a room with an old battery on the verge of exploding is very bad. One more episode in the season.

Case Study: IREC-A59 - This episode was really neat, I love a good creation myth, and this is a really cool one. The act of living is to participate in a conversation between Life and Death, and you are obliged to tell Death stories of your life when you meet them, so they can remember their love.

This was a really good week for audiodramas. Tons of great new stuff, though some of it was backlog from last week. Can't wait for Stories from Ylelmore to end its hiatus soon!

[asmoshoebox]

welcome to asmo's shoebox, the one he keeps under his bed with a photo of misroch sleeping with their eyes open :)

this blog is 18+ and nsfw: expect horror, blood/gore, death, and sexual content (harder than canon-typical)

(if you'd like to scream with us in an all-ages environment, check out the bvm discord!)

i'm caius, but you can also call me shoebox or sweet thing, to fill in for all those pronouns you won't be using for me. i'm gay, aromantic, kinky, and (sadly) employed--so the art/fic i wanna make will happen very, very slowly.

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