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messin with portals

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xaphan screaming BELZAGOR DOESNT WANT MEEEEEEEEEE made me CRY

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HEY WHAT THE FUCK BRIMSTONE VALLEY MALL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY PODCAST?????

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Dont speak to me for 4-5 business days, I'm gonna pull an orpheus and sneak down into the underworld

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this is carpasinus. to me.

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Real, he's still back there drinking straight from the taps

actually i'm still thinking about margaritaville carpasinus. what am i supposed to do with this guy who just lives in my head now. carp ass sinus. carpy. carp-man....

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Ep 17, FUCK

I think people are getting bingo pens ready after that dumpster thing last ep

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... Asking for a freind, is there a way to hear trent and Asmoraius's song?? For a freind of course

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I don't know whether to cry, laugh or be scared

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Man it’s gonna be catastrophic for the bvm tumblr tagging community if trainee’s name ever gets revealed

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waittt were you that one guy that roleplayed miles g. and then deleted your account

Nah only shit posts round here partner

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I WAS RIGHT (fuck)

I think people are getting bingo pens ready after that dumpster thing last ep

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honestly its so fun having hornblas here this season :3

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We love trents shitty costumes

WAIT THE DETAIL OF SANTA WALKING AROUND THE MALL BEING RELEVENT TO THE PLOT ?!?!?!?!?!?

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Who got bingo??

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Yes chef, over!

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I think people are getting bingo pens ready after that dumpster thing last ep