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[lover-of-mine]

To you I can admit that I'm just too soft for all of it...

[xinyuehui]

Don't tell anyone I gifted you anything!

Love Game in Eastern Fantasy · 2024

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[lollytea]

btw look at my little yellow tulip hunter sticker it is so cute

[maddiesflame]

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[kindahoping4forever]

Ashton @ The 5SOS Show Tour NYC - 21 August 2023

[beeftendergroin]

obi-wan and his pruny boy

[blakbonnet]

Just one question: will there be a third season of ofmd? I saw some posts and got confused 😥

officially, the show is cancelled and s2 was the end.

unofficially, we've got a bunch of clowning going on over here and Twitter, with the writer, cast and crew also playing along. they'd love to make it if given the chance, and the fandom + david have recently been trying to woo Netflix by tagging them in posts and asking them to pick it up. but so far, it's just clowning and there's no s3.

[mangosaurus]

some thoughts and speculations on chaos theory :)

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

I roll over in bed, lifting my body just enough to not squish my little dog under me. He doesn't move, trusting that I know what I'm doing.

I kiss his soft face, knowing and trusting that the most he'll ever do is try to lick my mouth.

"Look out," I say without thinking as I come near him, carrying a basket full of laundry. He moves away from my feet, recognizing those words even though I never intentionally taught him their meaning.

He scratches at a box in the kitchen, and I ask him what he's doing and to please cut it out. After several more occurrences, I realize that he's taught me to give him attention.

I sit on the floor and he settles in the space my folded legs create, as if it was always meant for him.

The way humans and our animal companions make room for each other and trust each other is really getting to me.

[brizzlovesyou]

I loved you in spite of (deep fears that world would divide us) by PennedByLynn header by the INCREDIBLE @kiekiecarrera

It was an island built of stolen moments: grasping his arm when she needed balance, heated glances while everyone else was preoccupied, hushed whispers and a growing vocabulary for just the two of them. In a world inhabited by just 6 people, they’d still managed to carve out their own corner. So when real life came crashing - quite literally - back into their lives, it sunk the island beneath the surface, burying their lighthearted innocence beneath parental expectations and eviction notices and both their demons playing some twisted game of chicken, trying to see whose would break first. And when his came out on top, because they always did, she’d summoned every ounce of bravery to get through to him, glancing off the ricochets of his past and present vices. Or, Kie reflects in the back of a Kitty Hawk van, unaware that JJ's on his way to break her out.

keep reading here

[astralscrivener]

i have made a root beer float. which i feel like the last time i did that my stomach got very upset and i said “oh yeah, that’s why i don’t do this more often,” so we’ll see how i feel in an hour

[dunsparceappreciator]

Very, very poorly drawn classic pokemon rivals

[hel-dolunay]

Headers SahDen (Sahra ve Deniz) - Sen İnandır.

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[orcelito]

So I rearranged my bookshelf a bit for fitting trigun on my shelf...

Top shelf is still my persona shelf. It's way too established to change that. But I moved my assorted other fav manga volumes to the bottom shelf, leaving room for This...

It didn't Quite fit all the way, but it's close enough. This shelf is composed of my three top favorite mangas of all time, which are Also the only 3 series that I own in totality. Specifically bc theyre my favorites & I care enough about them to want to own them all lol

It's... really really nice to see them all in one place like this.

And of course. The trigun ❤️ completely worth the money I spent on them.

[kneworder]

killing me that get out of london is gone from spotify for some reason?? they've wiped intaferon?? i fucking love that song it's so fun