#being an auntie is the best

[howlngforyou]

my nephew told me I'm pretty so it must be true

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

[welcome-to-green-hills]

To all of the lovelies that are concerned about having access to contraceptives in the USA, please know that Plan B has a shelf life of a few years when stored properly (Plan B Fact Sheet, 2024). The same can be said for Julie Plan B.

These are not abortion pills. These morning-after pills delay the ovulation process, which means the menstrual cycle starts quicker and prevents the fertilization of the egg. Take when needed and store safely. All of these can be bought online and/or Target and CVS.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Cannibal Angel AU Scene Idea!

Rosie: Okay, normally you're much more sweet and in control. What's going on?

Charlie: I just, ugh thubgs with Vaggie...

Rosie: Oh dear. Relationship issues? My specialty, and with you and Vaggie? Hah, I got whatever it is covered.

Charlie: Even if it's the fact that she's an Exorcist?

Rosie: You never seemed to have a problem with that before?

Charlie: Wait, you knew?!

Rosie: You didn't? But you were together for three years, how did she not tell you?

Charlie: That's my point!

Rosie: *Sigh* Oh, she is getting such a talking to later. But let's work through your feelings first, scold her for keeping it secret later.

XD Rosie going from so impressed Charlie is ok with the dating an ex-exorcist thing, to so Disappointed in Vaggie for not TELLING Charlie about the ex-exorcist thing...

she has them over for relationship counseling teatime and puts Vaggie in a far corner

"It's the time out space~" "Aren't I a little to old for-" "Keeping huuuuge secrets from your girlfriend for three years? Yes dearie, I do think you are!" "...." (vaggie dejectedly goes to the corner with her cup of sad vegan non-blood tea)

(charlie staring forlornly after her) "..but.. now i miss my girlfriend..." "Be strong, Charlie dear! Tell us how you FEEL!" "I feel like... I could be holding hands with her right now, if she was closer" "Eeeh, not quite the feelings I meant. Let's try again, shall we?"

Rosie is trying SO HARD to get Charlie to open up about how all this made her feel, this time with Vaggie there to listen (and learn) from it, buuuuut Charlie just keeps scooting her chair across the room, slowly, innocently, smiling and nodding as Rosie goes on talking about communication and trust and honestly-

and looks around to find Charlie sitting next to Vaggie anyway. And then, ON Vaggie. In her lap. Without spilling any tea, thankfully

"Sweetie, I think you're supposed to be mad at me." "I can be mad at you better from here~" (snuggles her)

poor Rosie knows they need to get better at talking about their bad feelings with each other, specifically the ones coming from their own relationship, but they are SO cute together she doesn't have the heart to push it right now.... Instead she shrugs, takes a bite out of an actual human heart like and apple, and moves the whole tea table over to them so they can reach the vegan fruit bowl options if they want to. Not that they seem interested in letting go of each other long enough for that any time soon, but you know, just in case <3

original au credit to @sunsetcougar

[radiance1]

Danny and Vlad are now mythical creatures.

They don't know exactly how- their bets are on Desiree. Which mean someone in Amity Park had to wish for this to happen.

Except it extended to the whole of Amity park, and not just them. Danny became a dragon, while Vlad became a phoenix and not those small ones, but he's a very big one.

Like, bigger than a person big.

Everyone can switch between from a creature back to their human selves, with the catch being that some of their beastly instincts and traits carry over into their human side.

Anywho.

Danny is just minding his own business, resting in dragon form in the deepest part of the Far Frozen, until a phoenix busts through and interrupts his haze, fire blazing behind him and hits him with.

"Pariah Dark is missing."

And if that didn't wake Danny up faster than one of his parents inventions exploding then he doesn't know what would.

So they go to his abandoned castle, see the coffin missing, proceed to freak out for a few minutes, then remember that Clockwork exists and races over to his lair, leaving a trail of ice and fire in their wake.

Clockwork tells them that Pariah Dark was summoned to another dimension.

"Ghost King he is no more, but powerful ghost he still is."

So now they have to jump to different dimensions to try and find Pariah Dark before something goes down.

Meanwhile with Pariah Dark:

The 10 year old sitting at the edge of the summoning circle staring at the Sarcophagus that just appeared in stunned silence.

Also said child walking forward and poking at it curiously.

Also said child when he summoned something in his parents basement from a really old book he found not expecting it to work but it did: Neat.

The kid then opens the Sarcophagus, found it stupid easy, and then what is obviously a groggy giant man pulls himself out of it.

So he obviously dragged him upstairs and sat him down on the couch.

Meanwhile with Danny and Vlad:

Both of them are going through portals looking for the ex-ghost king, landed in some medieval dimensions, accidently became legends based on sightings alone, landed in some present day dimensions, alarmed their governments.

Yet none of them contained were wrecked and enslaved by Pariah Dark, nor was there even any signs of him.

they spent a few years looking in different dimensions, then they felt a tug about someone summoning them, not just one of them, but both.

Probably didn't get the memo about a new king.

Meanwhile with Pariah Dark:

Showing pictures of the kid who summoned him to other aunties and gossiping about the new gangs and drama in Gotham.

Meanwhile with Vlad and Danny:

Looking at the stunned faces of cultists as they stand menacingly in their mythical creature forms, just staring done at them as if they were mere ants.

In reality they just want this over and done with so they can go back to finding Pariah Dark and finally call it a day.

They're waiting for the cultists to finally speak and tell them what they want, only for them to be interrupted by people in colorful spandex who beat up the cultists.

Did they stay after that?

Nope.

They left the summoning circle to look for Pariah if he has any chance of being in this one.

They also went intangible to avoid them if they decided to chase after them, Vlad went one way and Danny the other.

[lunarlivs]

okay but whatever you do NOT think about the fact that lily never got to meet remus’s kid

[callme-batlesbian]

we need kara and lena as wives at least in one episode of superman & lois. the potential in that chapter, just imagine:

4.01: Supergirl & Lena

[alienglowgarden]

I shouldve been asleep HOURS ago, instead I did the exo tierlist....

[alicentsgf]

thank god my friends have started having kids i want to cuddle cute babies and i rly didnt want to have to make my own

[wingedqueenlynx]

HOLD UP I HAVE MY FIRST THEORY FOR UR AU❗❗❗❗

What if Lilly (Rascal 1) made friendship bracelets for Edward and Foxy bc she loves making them???

(Idk if u accept theories but I love this au so much and this just popped up in my head lol :') )

YES!!! Roll In The Theories! :D

Lily does actually make everyone a bracelet in the story. Jackie and Dillon already are wear several of her bracelets, but they are hidden under their sleeves. And when she started encountering Foxy at night, she made a whole bunch more for each of the Rogues that she encounters on patrols, telling Foxy- "You gotta give them a friendship bracelets. :]" and Foxy, being the sweetheart she is, helps her give out the bracelets.

But once they go around to Riddler for his one- Lily instead gives him a Flying-Fox themed one and a Riddler themed one to Foxy. Eddie wasn't amused, saying friendship is pointless, and Lily gave him the biggest wet eyes under her mask and said- "Friendship bracelets aren't pointless... ;<;" - and Foxy chiming in like- "Yeah, Edward. ✨️Friendship is forever.✨️ If you don't want it, we'll take it back and give it to someone more important."- Very smug with it and Eddie begrudgingly refused to give it back. Saying- "Nonsense. Nobody is more important than I. Edward Nigma, The Riddler. I'll keep this useless knick knack- not because you told me to. So don't give me that look, little fish, and you too, Dark Dutchess. Now. Shoo, go away- I have important work to be doing."

Since then, he has hidden the bracelet in his glove, out of sight and have been secretly keeping real good care of it lol

And please, do send in your theories, It's always fun to answer these :D

[britneyshakespeare]

I have to be so honest and vulnerable with you for a second. I keep thinking of getting another complete works of Shakespeare

[doomspaniels]

Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: The Chewy box is kind of crumpled...

TFaTB (opening the box): Oh good, the padding is on the crumpled side. (looking over the cases of cans) Looks like nothing is dented.

Guinevere's Royal Treasurer (explaining to Auntie the Tertiary Human): Yeah, once we didn't check, and they were busted. Tristan was so upset, kept insisting there was something wrong in the back room, but we couldn't find anything, and he couldn't explain.

Auntie The Tertiary Human: He was upset about the dent?

GRT: He was upset about the cans that were broken open, he could smell them, they were bad when we got them out later.

(Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy continues unloading can cases and putting them in the back room, then closes it and walks away.)

(Sad Tristan noises come from the hallway to the back room)

All of us: Oh, *crap*.

[i-am-thevoid]

I think about that quote about indigenous people living in a post apocalyptic world everyday here, why are there no natives here, why does this town think its still in europe, why is there a land acknowledgment before the list of original settlers that make it seem like we're extinct, why am i the only indigenous person here and the only reason im here is because im working??? why am i the only indigenous person here and the only reason i am here is because i am working.

[willowfey]

someone tell me to be brave and hit send on this email

[justinefrischmanngf]

do you know what i just need to chill out i need to drink ridiculous amounts of water and chill out and try get to bed early tonight and tell my mum that i love her and be okay with the fact that i feel incredibly suffocated when i'm around my family i just need to stop myself from spiralling and i need to not self martyr but also not feel like i'm the world's biggest cunt for not wanting to spend time with my family i need to take a deep breath and remember that i'm very lucky because in two weeks i'll be back in my uni city and i'll be able to be free again i need to roll all my emotions back and take care of myself while also being there for my family and grow the fuck up BASICALLY !!!!!!!!!

[clonehub]

I knooooooow Hahkin and dewan woulda been best friends AAAAHHH