#being an American this week has been

[pedropascallme]

Why DO I do that?

[phoenixcatch7]

Reading loz/lu fics and it's just so interesting how wide the spectrum is of their personalities.

Sometimes it's got an in universe reason (different past (usually gender or species change), recent or ongoing traumatic events, a spectacularly bad first meeting), but sometimes (often) the characters are just... Weirdly angsty or peppy, there's no in between!

And I'm beginning to think less people have played more than one game than I thought XD.

Not that it's anyone's fault! One game is more than enough to be part of it all, and loz is exclusive to Nintendo consoles - and all the older stuff is frustratingly hard to get hold of. Heck, I'm still looking for wind waker, and that was really popular! And then you have to play it! They're not small games!!

But could people writing wild please ease off just a tiiiiiny bit so he can be a semi functional member of society pretty please XD? He's just as much a polite boy as any other member of the chain! He won't even run in shops! He can't attack npcs! He talks to every single person he's ever seen and remembers every single name. Yes, he's three quarters woodland creature with a hefty amount of trauma but he's also a fashionista who managed to avoid accidentally taking sides in a mayoral election and that's not easy!

[excedrinpm]

Political rant:

You have INFINITY more in common with the Mexican teenager who’s parents were immigrants who was born on American soil who grew up in this country who went to school and got a job and grew up being told the same lies about the American dream that is violently ripped from his place of work and they want to deport him and send him to a country he has NEVER BEEN TO before and yet you want to stand 10 TOES DOWN and defend the billionaire politicians who would JUST AS QUICKLY get rid of you if it meant their pockets would get fatter.

I desperately need “middle class” white people to realize that THEY are NOT the white rich people that this country’s politicians care about. They will spit and dance on your grave if it makes them richer. They do not give a single fuck about you beyond making them money and you’re too fucking stupid and full of American propaganda to realize that they do not have your best interests at heart. You are too fucking stupid and brainwashed to realize that what these senile rich people who have never been told no in their life who were ALIVE for “separate but equal” and who continue to profit off of the exploitation of the working INCLUDING YOURSELF tell you are your “best interests” are actually NOT your best interests.

You guys stand around and fight against policies that will HELP you because you’re too fucking stupid to realize that you are shooting yourself in the foot for the rich man.

YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM.

[i-dont-r3member]

*taking my bajillion ibuprofen in the past month or so*: urghhhhhh my poor little celllsss im sorry guys pls don’t hate me if i get an ulcer my back hurts :(((( i have. :((( chronic pain. :(((( that i haven’t fully figured out how to deal with properly yet :(((

(The poor cells I am envisioning)

[cator99]

I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care

[chainofclovers]

Being a human is literally like this weird combo of being okay and not okay that goes on forever except there is also death

[tariah23]

Now whites are complaining about black ppl complaining about yall calling us yanks out of nowhere (because of that racist shit that just went down on here like a few days ago lol.)

[porto-rosso]

brother where is the charles appreciation

[choysum]

unfortunately have pieced together that the summer's made me reluctant to take any invitations to things seriously ⭐️🫶 it's too humiliating to find out they aren't meant

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Having to explain to my 57 year old mother that, no, it is not funny to send me photos of a clearly exhausted woman at the airport at 3am who had an accent she thinks makes her stupid. Like. Just tell me what she said that was funny. I don't need a series of photos of this woman exhaustedly explaining to your coworkers what she needs.

[thisultraviolet]

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[shugthedug]

I have a horrible horrrible horrible essay to write BUT it’s my last one and when I am finished I am going to let this poor sad girl watch top gun maverick as many times as she likes

[permanentreverie]

I swear the thing that's finally gonna convince me to delete Instagram is all of the Americans whining about the smoke and 'blaming Canada'

[ssongsboo]

why does bitch ass 쏭 always start spamming the fromm chat when i start working 🧌🧌 literally on the dot as soon as my shift starts

[overthegardenwirtt]

funniest things in interview with the vampire:

the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(

"he ain't white he french!"

lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression

florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses

"what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat

louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building

"i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"

grace calling lestat louis' white daddy

louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy

louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay

"we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"

louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window

tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer

the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss

armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life

armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about

armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more

"are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"

the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ

french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park

daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin

daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick

daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall

armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized

armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories

armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial

santiago small dick reveal

lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi

"siri pause"

[mx-paint]

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