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hauntedshells · 1 year ago
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hot take, I actually really like how the bayverse turtles look a lot but everything else about the movies are just off, didn’t enjoy the plot, the jokes mikey makes about april are SO WEIRD(she NAMED HIM when he wasn’t even mutated yet and he’s making boner jokes about her? EW.), why did… why did they make casey a cop? I have nothing against megan fox but she doesn’t really look like an april o’neil and that’s kind of impressive considering april’s had so many different looks, somehow they made the foot clan feel even more uncomfortably terrorist(I know tmnt has a history of being anti asian racist but like still) and while the fandom has a few wonderful people most of the fandom is so gross like the whole bayverse tag is smut of the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles and no aging them up is not any less weird if you’re doing it only to sexualize them. these movies also have the humor of those adult cartoons that try way too hard to seem adult to the point that they feel childish and the vibes are just off.
the 90’s movies definitely had their flaws but they were so much better than bayverse. and mikey having a crush on april doesn’t have to be weird in the first 90’s movie the turtles made comments on how pretty she was and seemed to have a crush on her and that’s normal and healthy kids have crushes on adults all the time it’s not inherently bad but the way that mikey did really is classic michael bay because OF COURSE he can’t make a movie without objectifying megan fox. but the fact that they made it so april’s dad was one of the people who mutated them and she named them and they used to be like her pets makes it a lot grosser that no one says anything against mikey calling her his girlfriend and sexualizing her.
even though I’m sad splinter lost any connection to hamato yoshi I still really enjoyed him I like bayverse splinter and donnie’s really endearing
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ivanttakethis · 14 days ago
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So like………………. what was the point of Round 6?? 🤨
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laurrelise · 2 months ago
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ok also another thing:
i hear “they were stuck on the subway for 7 years alone, what would you expect? of course they fell in love”
can you just do me a favor and try to wrap your head around the fact that writers can literally make whatever they want to happen, happen.
if they want a goddamn pirate ship to crash into the sun and cause another apocalypse they could. would it be stupid? yes. but they could do it.
if they want a giant pterodactyl to bite reginald’s head off and then cause the economy to crash because all of reginald’s money and businesses go under, they could. would it be stupid? yes. but again, they could absolutely do it.
if they want an old man in the body of his nineteen year-old self to get stuck on a subway with his brother’s wife (who he cares about but also sort of hates because she understands him and he’s not used to people understanding him) and fall in love with her after 7 years of hopeless searching, they could.
would it be fucking moronic? you bet. but once again. they could absolutely fucking do it.
and guess what they did!!!!!
could we try our very best to consider that the writers could’ve had five fall in love with literally anyone? that they could’ve brought delores to life (i’m biased, but alas)? that they could’ve introduced literally any other character for him to have a romance with? or that they could’ve remembered that the entire first 3 seasons were familial love stories of five’s caring for his siblings?
could we try our VERY best to remember that both lila AND five were stripped of every one of their character traits to fit into the cookie cutter shapes that would allow them to fall in love?
you say five and lila were perfect for each other, but what you did was you watched two strangers fall in love. that wasn’t five and lila. they were strangers with masks of our favorite characters that netflix deemed acceptable enough to cheap out on.
i don’t think i’ll ever stop being angry about this. fuck
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there really is just something so stilted and awkward in every bucktommy scene and tonight just proved that even more like even when i was okay with bucktommy (as a temporary relationship) they still objectively lacked chemistry in their s7 kiss scenes and it feels so surface level
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witchlingcirce · 5 months ago
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Yk as much as I find humour in the incest plot lines in the mortal instruments and enjoy and make the jokes. I honestly think the meaning is a little lost on people.
Preface: I AM NOT DEFENDING INCEST!!!! Incest is disgusting and gross and I do NOT support it, I just think Cassie added these for a reason.
The point of the two incest plot lines isn’t because of some weird fetish (btw Cassie writing fanfic between Ron and Ginny is a false rumour) it actually does serve a purpose in the story: and that’s to just show how sick and twisted Valentine is.
When Valentine reveals that Jace is Clary’s sister, he’s not just doing it for the shits and the giggles. It’s a specific manipulation tactic. It’s been a while since I’ve read City of Bones, but the idea behind it was just to put a wedge between the two. The purpose of this part in particular is to show Valentine's manipulation, he probably thought that if he said they were siblings then they would be likely to join him to protect each other (or at least Jace). It was also definitely to poke at Jace, whom he taught that emotions/love was a weakness. I understand why a lot of people don’t like this bit in the story since I don’t think it was handled particularly well (I think the meaning behind the reveal kind of gets lost with all the Clace bickering). Lol, however, I do think it gets better for the other plotline:
The Sebastian plotline is so misconstrued online it makes me want to die. When Clary shows people the visions of their loved ones, Sebastian sees Clary. Sebastian is taught growing up that any emotions are some kind of weakness. We even see that he naturally does not feel things. So when he sees Clary he thinks it’s romantic love and not sibling love. I feel like people saying things about this plotline completely misses the mark on it. It is incest but it is not reciprocated. Not only does Sebastian torture Clary’s loved ones but also kills them, he tried to rape her. Clary is the victim of abuse at Sebastian's hands. The point of this plot line is to emphasise Sebastian’s disconnect with his emotions, to emphasise how sick he is. If Izzy saw Alec when Clary showed the vision then Izzy would have known it was sibling love. Same with any of the blackthorns, or any other character with siblings.
Anyways, obviously the “your my sister” joke is really funny, I just think that sometimes people miss the point of these storyline’s (there obviously weird but after you read game of thrones you get it used to it I fear)
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buckleyy · 2 months ago
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“On the bright side, Buck’s relationship with Tommy is going strong (“They’re still getting to know each other a little better”), so at least he’ll have someone to complain to after a long day of putting up with his racist, sexist, homophobic boss.”
please buck is going to spill his heart and insecurities and tommy is going to be like “have you all tried being less gay and/or less of a racial minority”
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teenybratt · 5 months ago
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helppp I get so TURNED ON BY BULLYING 💀 you hate me so much that you wanna hurt me?? You want to humiliate me and make me cry? You want me to hate myself to the point where I want to never show my face in public?? Babe that’s so hotttt 😭
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cyancherub · 4 months ago
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when is this word going to leave our lexicon
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novablisters · 8 months ago
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if I had a time machine I’d erase harry potter from existence not necessarily just out of hatred for jk rowling(though that is a very strong reason) but also because it’s fucking annoying how culturally dominant it is I want people to stop talking about it I want to not think about it it’s not that good it’s not that interesting shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
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d1sapp01ntm3nt · 25 days ago
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here’s all the Johnnyboy stuff I have. This is normal trust me.
Non Johnnyboy stuff if you don’t like them cuz you’re an opp
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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 4 months ago
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ok i just finished vol 8 and now i’m gonna start the manga from the beginning >:33 wish me luck!!
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angelsdean · 3 months ago
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it’s as if ppl have forgotten others will lie for money and attention lol like sorry but I don’t believe a word some random tour guide says (even if it’s confirming my ship!) esp when it’s literally just reiterating what we already have heard misha say about the pre-covid heaven reunion but with random added embellishments to act like there’s “new” info on top of what we already know. also idk why anyone is celebrating that ending, it’s still so shitty like dean only able to “accept” his sexuality once he’s DEAD in heaven ??? When he’s been bisexual on our screens openly flirting with men and doing dudes since the 90s??? Get out of here with that bullshit lmao
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eddiestardust · 2 months ago
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it is insulting to see people call mcr goth or punk. they’re not even close.please.spare me. stop trying to shoehorn your fucking pop band into whatever “aesthetic” you want to bastardise. leave us goths alone. PLEASE. There are so many brilliant goth and punk bands out there that actually make goth/punk music and good music that you choose to ignore because they aren’t as sanitised and squeaky clean as the pop drivel you choose to ram into subcultures it doesn’t belong in!!!! i could give you a list of amazing goth/goth-adjacent bands that are worth a listen!!! AAAAAAARRRGHHHH
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angy-grrr · 3 months ago
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oh I hate, hate, HATE how some mlw shippers act like they are targeted and oppressed; I hate hate HATE canon!izu///ocha because I genuinely believe it’s harmful for the characters (yes, it does reduce her to a love interest as her character would get fulfilled only by confessing and dating him, instead of accepting her feelings and guilt/mourning for not saving Himiko and still work into reach out to others; it reduces their whole story into “love this boy” and it’s disrespectful towards them as if she is a better girl, an actual good one that deserves to be dating the guy they both like; it would ignore the weirdness Ochako felt when she was liking him, and how the only times she was able to not feel something negative towards it was when she was admiring something heroic/cool he was doing; it literally sends the message of the story not being over unless girl and boy date, even if girl and boy never wanted to get closer to each other like that; it ignores Ochako’s heroism, it ignores her drive to be a better hero and how her storyline is about accepting her own negative emotions without isolating herself, to be able to rely on others like Izuku and Tsuyu; if this ends with them dating, it means her story was about accepting to learn that her heroic actions that involve him, like saving him, aren’t actually heroic, just romantic, and to accept that her greatest heroism is just her liking him; this was never about her needing to confess but about being envy of him and Himiko for showing their faces more than her, for feeling like she is so far behind and not wanting to bother others with her sadness. It would mean her story can’t end accepting her feelings and choosing to stay single/not dating him, it would mean Izuku’s story can’t end without getting a girl just because she likes him even tho we clearly see he doesn’t think about romance when he’s with her or tries to support her, there’s no togetherness about them but a common objective and goal to support others, and I think that’s way better than girl and boy get married; it would literally mean Ochako’s heroism is based on her love for him, not her having the heart of the hero too when the point is she is like him, helping everyone and putting everyone else over themselves).
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stripysockxx · 2 months ago
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Split I drew for funsies and I wanted to draw an updated full body of her digitally :3
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bucksboobs · 3 months ago
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They’ve only filmed half an episode so far and people want to say Tommy isn’t coming back this is ridiculous.
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