#being a clown fucker

[little-mimikyuwu]

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[spookieloverslittlemind]

just watched a reaction to Terrifier and the guy said “some people want to fuck Art the clown, how crazy is that?”

[hellish-heart-ships]

The moment I accepted my new life and true calling

[glamfellens]

thinking about going back to my pied piper vibes durge with her bad 80s red highlights

[thenapalmvault]

Americans will whine and piss about how certain subcultures died after having abandoned it (or even cynically chalked it up to not being "cool" anymore) while consistently ignoring South American and Asian countries that have kept that subculture alive and well for years and I will always be mad about that.

[t-errifier]

❝  do you like how this feels?  ❞ (anabel- DONT LOOK AT ME JAXX DONT LOOK AT ME)

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐅𝐈𝐓, the santa suit was quite thin. & he didn't seem too eager to take any of it off. he preferred to be clothed, despite their actions. she was rubbing the front of his pants, asking him if he enjoyed it; his head was leaned forwards, with an expression that was difficult to read. no sound came from him, giving way to whether he enjoyed it or not. they were free from prying eyes, behind the shopping mall. he wouldn't have put up with something if he thought someone would see him in the act - he might have been careless, but not that much. her words came out a shallow whisper, fearful that the invisible audience would hear her. either that, or she was worried about his answer. it was a shame that he wouldn't give her more signs of enjoyment; the most she would get was a small movement in his hips - sporadic & gentle.

his head nodded, slowly without lifting his eyes to meet her own. intense eye contact tended to be his favorite, but not at the moment. his eyes were glued down to her hand, watching the way she drew circles on the front of his pants. her pace was slow, and he wasn't complaining about that. with his reservation for taking off his clothing at all; he wouldn't make a fuss about any of her decisions. allowing the situation to be fully in her control: so long as she didn't cross any of his strict boundaries.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

I'M FREE BITCHES

PERMANENT RETAINERS BEGONE

[jacqcrisis]

I really like when interesting narrative things happen in fights due to various game mechanics. Examples:

- against the Masks in Auntie Ethel's lair, Roman went down to death saves for the first time. Gale was the closest and got him back up. Ronan never even needs healing so I like to imagine there had to have been a moment of anxiety within the party over that along with the strengthening of comraderie between Gale and their cleric as he hands Ronan a few healing potions.

- along the monastary traul, there is a fight with some death shepherds. In that fight, Gale actually dies for a moment, down to death saves before a ghoul finishes him. Ronan has to use revivify for the first time before the rest of the party take out the last remaining undead. After, I like the idea of Ronan fretting, uncharacteristically shaken as he heals up the chunk missing out of Gale's neck.

- the party has a habit of singling out someone in a room and taking out that one person with no one else being the wiser. So I just really like the image of Ronan walking into a room silently, letting everyone in, and closing the door as he nods to Karlach and Astarion to take care of the very confused person watching all this happen.

- this happened in the prison under moonrise towers to the warden, along with the party just hanging out behind Gale in the warden's office as he had thunder wave prepared and aimed at the door to take out the scrying eyes that came through. This took several minutes so I imagine it the party is genuinely just chilling and chatting as they wait. Ronan's standing resolute with his hand on his mace, watching Astarion drink off the dead Warden while he and Karlach, whose perched on the desk, discuss next steps. Extremely chill, bloody, and funny scene to me.

- while protecting the portal for Halsin, Ronan was put in front of said portal, cast spirit guardians, guardian of faith, had lathanders mace, and was genuinely just a beacon of light as he blinded nearby enemies and took out anything that got past Gale casting fireball or the other two picking off larger targets. In game, he's being a cleric making full use of the capabilities I tend to ignore for most fights. Narratively, since Ronan usually stays back and focuses more on keeping everyone alive and well while picking off smaller targets so everyone else can do the impressive damage, I like the idea that it was a stark reminder of what Ronan is capable of. Especially to certain vampires looking to murder their old master.

- Astarion gets down to death saves A LOT. Just all the goddamn time. Most of Ronan's healing is going to keeping him going since he's specced to be in the face of opponents, his armor sucks, and also I forgor all the time he has a fucking bow. Narratively, I like to think Astarion is doing it somewhat on purpose as it gets him physically touched in a way that is intimate, yet not expectant of anything more. Fucked up way to get intimacy for the guy with intimacy issues.

- adding onto that, the second time Ronan had to had to use Revivify was during the fight with the Apostle of Myrkul. Astarion went down to death saves, and before Ronan could get him back up, he was knocked off the platform and dead. Immediately revivify him and a healing word to keep him going. I like to think Ronan ordered him to stay out of range and swap to his bow, but Astarion ignored that, ran up, and got the last hit on the big skeleton and then was EXTREMELY smug about it later when Ronan had to patch him up. Again.

- last one: at the circus, I sent Ronan up at Dribble's request. Obviously, clown man turned out to be evil and combat starts. By game mechanics, Astarion is most likely to be first in initiative and he does just that here. I didn't see the other guys closer by, so we send the rogue to go stab a clown, at which point I notice there's like 2 other dudes in the lineup. So game wise, I make a mistake because Ronan is a tank who can 1v1 a clown for days, but narratively: I think it's a cute idea that Astarion sees the large dragon man he's in a relationship with (and who he needs to help kill Cazador) get threatened by a dog and a clown and just snaps into action before anyone else has a chance. That's adorable to me.

[roguelioness]

[under the cut for ShB spoilers]

tfw you look up at the clawed, taloned, horned, crowned monstrosity that is hades and think yup, that's the man i love

[lotusdreamt]

so .. y'all watch live action o.ne piece?

[mitchie02]

Yo terf next time you have a suicidal thought how about you carry it out so no one has to put up with your terf ass

Thank you for your nice words, kind stranger! Thanks to your nicely put arguments, I finally sat down and reflected on my actions. Yes, you all lunatics are completely right: JKR making a few million less if a boycott succeeds is definitely worth harassing people who already bought the game and telling them to kill themselves (despite how the American left is always up in arms about treating everyone with compassion and being mindful of possible triggers, good job at being consistent). /s

In the time it took you to be a disgusting piece of shit, just to use a term as incorrectly as possible and make it lose any meaning because you can't comprehend that not every single human will think 100% like you, you could've actually showed support to a person who needed some kind words or you could've donated to a charity. Anything other than acting like a baby clown, too scared to face someone without anon activated.

Finally, take your own advice and go read a book, your brain needs some exercise.

[jules-hoard-of-stuff]

god forbid transmascs post anything

[prussianmemes]

magnetického tok a intenzita magnetické indukce a permitivita se sníží na vyšším teplotě a jaký je inductance počkej ne, je to indukčnosti a jaký je rozdíl mezi jednocestný ventil a dvoucestný, graetzův můstek slouží: a termoemise je z katody anebo anody, a v jednorázového transformátoru se proudy transformují ne počkej pane řekni mi emitor tranzistoru NPN se připojuje na zápor-

[outlying-hyppocrate]

fucking wailing because i have to write a full-fledged essay on the perks of being a wallflower that's due in four hours (it's 4am here) and i have done nothing but look at pretty enmu pictures on the internet. oh well. i like enmu because. aha. pretty

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Danny the Guy Who Won't Die

He lives in Gotham, and he is just A Guy. Nothing weird about him, he's just there to study/work/help Lady Gotham to lift her curse/on vacation with Sam. Point is, he is not there to cause trouble and there's no GIW on his tail. Just a dude living his (after)life.

And Gotham, being Gotham, still finds a way to be annoying. There are mugging attempts, robbery, Rogues running around. Only Danny really doesn't want to deal with any of it.

Now there's a dilemma. If he uses his powers to fight, it will sooner or later come to Bats' attention. And if he fights as a human, it will also alert some of the Bats since he doesn't really do a great job at keeping his power levels low. Not to mention the fact he is really not enthusiastic about accidentally punching someone hard enough he sends them to a hospital.

What does he do instead? He pulls the 'I guess I'll die' act.

So every time he is attacked, he just plays dead. The mugger shot him in the chest? He falls down and stops breathing. Caught up in the middle of a Poison Ivy attack? Skewers himself on the vine and goes lax. Scarecrow's Fear Gas? Very dramatically chokes himself and plays a corpse. He makes sure to disappear before any ambulances arrive later, and it all goes well for a few months - he is just a casualty, who cares, really - until one day, he runs into that same mugger who shot him in the chest a while ago.

The man does a double take. Danny doesn't notice - he's been mugged so many times, who has the brain capacity to remember all of those fuckers. But the rumor goes out anyway.

A guy-who-won't-die. It's more of a city legend, really, and the Bats don't give it much thought since, well, it sounds stupid and not very important. A rumor of some man who was shot dead and then showed up like nothing happened? Yeah, it's probably because the mugger didn't check if he was actually dead. That happens. Maybe it wasn't even the same man, Gotham is a big city. If anything, hey, at least that was one less casualty? That's a good thing.

That is, until one day, they show up to Joker's hostage situation and witness the clown screaming at one of the hostages. He is so enraged he is shaking, spit flying out of his mouth, and, contrary to the usual Joker's evil sneers and maniacal laughter, he seems just... furious. But, like, the normal-human-level furious. The 'I just lost the last ounce of patience with you' furious.

"Don't you look away from me, you think I don't remember you?! Na-ah, I do. You were the one I drowned in the shark tank last week! And you were the one run through the chainsaw trap two weeks before that! And you were in the guillotine!!! I saw your fucking head get deattached from your body, how the fuck are you here again?!"

And the guy he is screaming at just looks at him, confused and incomprehensive.

"Um, I'm pretty sure I'd remember getting my head cut off, you know? So, err, wrong guy."

"Wrong guy my fucking ass-"

Joker is so distracted by his screaming match that it makes it almost too easy for the Bats to fight him down and drag to Arkham. Yet, a few of them get just a bit suspicious.

Now, imagine all the shenanigans when they try keeping a watch on Danny the Won't Die Guy.

[mayonaisalspray]

I’m like stewing myself alive in my brain every fucking song i listen to has become about my oc