#begging actually

[perotovar]

friendly reminder that the greek/roman ideal penis shape was small. you were considered a barbarian or unintelligent if you had a big dick.

for those writing marcus acacius fics (or any of the other gladiator men), you know what to do

[reddje]

can we get another IT adaptation please i just need a little series from someone who read the book and just wants the losers to have a good time

[earthfromadistance]

I need someone who can draw to draw chibi noah kahan and hozier braiding each other’s hair or if this has already been done I need someone to point me in the direction or it

[cocainesuperstarblog]

what about last kiss by taylor swift to romanced!emmrich volkarin while rook is stuck in the regret prison?

after that argument, too...

[leviscolwill]

pls do listen to this song

[lonebugget]

yearning for the beach so much im letting tumblr know abt it

[citrusoc]

Dear all, please stop reminding me of the she-ra art I made at 13, the memory is painful enough

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[skalety]

not to sound annoying but uhh i have an INPRNT and i have some DE and originals in it :>

https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/sarab.psd/

a few of my silly lil drawings of harry du bois i posted on instagram and twitter now onto here bc twitter is becoming hella sketchy lately anyway enjoy eheh

instagram: sarab.psd

twitter: martianpixels

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Monty and TADC Gummigoo are so alike!

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

I need Dick to be completely delusional about Tim and consider him to be his nicest, most helpful, and most well-behaved sibling.

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Tim: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.

Dick: I know this and I love you 🥰

Jason: ...Dick, are you fucking HIGH???

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Dick: You should consider trying to be more like Tim! He's always such a well-behaved angel ❤️

Tim: Thank you, Dick 😇

Damian:

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Dick: Tim is very kind and always so polite! He would never be mean to someone on purpose! ❤️

Bruce, who is bullied by Tim an average of 4.5 times a day:

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Dick: Tim is an absolute sweetheart!

Cass: ... I do not think that word means what you think it does.

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Duke, staring at a warehouse that he and Tim just 'accidentally' blew up: ... So how mad do you think Dick is going to be at us?

Tim: Don't worry, I got this.

Dick, landing next to them: Holy explosion, Red Robin! What happened here?!?

Tim: I don't know 😔. It was like this when we got here 🥺.

Duke, whispering: There is no way he's going to believe tha-

Dick: Oh no! Well, I'm just glad you two are safe!

Duke: ... Tim, I need you to teach me your ways.

Dick: hm? Did you say something, Duke?

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Dick: I don't get it! Why does everyone think Tim is some kind of crazed feral gremlin?!?

Alfred: I believe that is because they have in fact met Master Tim.

Dick: What was that? 🙃

Alfred: ... 😮‍💨 Truly it is a mystery for the ages.

[mysticfemme]

Thinking about...

"Oh good girl, you're so good for me."

"Fuck baby, you're so tight."

"I know, I know baby, it's okay, just breathe for me, come on, just breathe."

"You take me so well, fuck, you're making such a mess, angel."

"Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Good girl."

"God, you look so pretty underneath me like this."

"Come on baby, just one more. There we go, that's it sweetheart. You can do it for me."

"Oh darling, you thought we were done? We've barely even started."

"Fuck princess, oh fuck, you feel so fucking good, you're so fucking wet for me, fuck-"

men dni

[p1nkypie]

Yes.

oscar should make a new years resolution to wear sluttier shorts

[seraphont]

a murderous drone

[flowersforthemachines]

Note: those were ripped directly from the game files, as they aren't included in the OST. You can also listen to them in this playlist on PinkyJulien's Youtube channel or in this playlist by Slow Walkthroughs.

My DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

[wtchgrrl]

“tma/tme” “amab genitals” “afab experience” “transintersex” “intersex people are fascinating” “are you amab or afab” “forced surgery/hrt isn’t a thing that has ever happened” “futanari” “you can’t be cis and trans” “biologically nonbinary” “i wish i was a hermaphrodite” “DSD” “cis people with disordered sexual development” “im on t so im intersex now”