#beggars cant be choosers
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
tekitothemagpie · 5 months ago
Text
Gosh, he is so fine when his eyes are clear.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
156 notes · View notes
bewitchedmold · 1 month ago
Text
I headcanon that the reason gyro's belt is like that is so that on the extremely rare, one-in-a-million, stars perfectly aligned chance someone asks where his dick is he can be like "RIIIGHT HERE!!! 😼" like a fucking loser
Tumblr media
14 notes · View notes
greater-than-the-sword · 5 months ago
Text
I need someone to tell me that im not stuck here and things are going to get better. Also they have to know what they're talking about
20 notes · View notes
oeuvrinarydurian · 4 months ago
Text
I have nothing new for Half-Naked Wednesday.
In lieu of this, I submit to you,
Half-Ass Wednesday. 
Tumblr media
You’re welcome.
18 notes · View notes
nikist-4-n · 3 months ago
Note
are u for the girls?
I'm for everyone 🤤
12 notes · View notes
rmr-mori · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
I want Steve to have a breakdown sooooo bad I wanna see him cry I wanna see him lose his mind pls let my man cryyy
51 notes · View notes
lucyyygg · 4 months ago
Text
not to contribute 911 ship disk horse but it's weird to beg for a character to be confirmed queer for years but disregard and attack the show for it because it didn't happen exactly with who you wanted how you wanted it to
4 notes · View notes
nando161mando · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Businesses are begging.
2 notes · View notes
gordontheengineswifenirmal · 5 months ago
Note
Please can you help me and my family and donate to me even 20 euros so I can start my life again because of the damned war 😭😭
Can u feckers stop asking a poor woman? I don’t even have me own fucking home honestly. How about u stop being greedy n help me arse?
I helped him. I reported n blocked him.
Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
obliviouskara · 7 months ago
Text
what i wanted was the weight of a woman on top of me not the weight of the world but oh well
4 notes · View notes
jovenshires · 1 year ago
Text
me out in public: oh a new smosh video!
me seeing its a tntltp: oh. a new smosh video. :/
12 notes · View notes
soulspice · 1 year ago
Note
Turns out this is the best thing I could found
Better then nothing
Tumblr media
THAT'S EVEN BETTER
I'LL TAKE IT AND MUNCH ON IT
I'LL SAVOR EVERY BITE, KIND FRIEND.
4 notes · View notes
aoimeru14 · 2 months ago
Text
Well, when I said "we should pray some ancient god for good luck" that wasn't what I had in mind.
But I mean, it worked so... thank you, I guess????
Tumblr media
very sinister, evil, and orange of them
815 notes · View notes
marsinks · 5 days ago
Text
need someone to wrap me in furs, put me by a fire, feed me soup and rail me in that order until i feel better
1 note · View note
feminariden · 2 months ago
Text
On Reddit you will find so many zionists trying to reinforce the idea that palestinians are all assadists and that all assadists wear Hitler shirt
0 notes
bru1sedr1bs · 3 months ago
Text
my brother opened this bottle of bacardi the otherday to set fire to a little bit of it (literally) and i had a bit of that and then i had wine (might finish it at this rate bro) and now im begrudgingly drinking whiskey
1 note · View note