#before remodel

[slappappy]

Commander Beach House Hotel - Ocean City, Maryland

[violent138]

Stephanie: "Did you get it?"

Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."

Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."

Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."

Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."

Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"

Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"

Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."

Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.

Jason looked up from his book.

Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."

Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.

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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."

Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."

Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."

Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."

Bruce:

Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."

[neishroom]

Omie randomly got bloaty head :[

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Why did they even buy this house?

If they wanted something modern?

[kasperawr]

I GOT MOTIVATION TO DRAW AGAIN SO BOOMSKATESHOT !!! RGBTRIO!!!!! POLYAMORY!!!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!

[shimmer-like-agirl]

Some people write. Some people mod. Some people do VP. Some people spend hours placing and replacing furniture (and undoing some of the stuff I did last night). They look like they're enjoying it, so I'll call it a win

[nekrosmos]

Enjoy Minecraft, bud. I am having to pretend to be a fully functioning adult and talk about tiling and showers because the boy wants a new bathroom. 😬 Daydreaming about Nikprice getting me through.

At this point I'm going to assume that everyone just pretends to know what the fuck they're talking about when having to deal with stuff like tilling and showers and other functioning adult stuff UHVSNVSJHV. Good luck with this man, the chances that either Nik or Price or both of them have been in the exact same situation as you are now are not that low.

Nik wants a nice Italian style shower installed in Price's flat (It's classy and makes showering together easier, according to him). Price wonders what the fuck is wrong with the shower he's been using for over a decade (it's small and tight and means Nik has to be real close to him when showering together, which to Price is a good thing.) Nik argues that one day one of them is going to go through the glass door while they're being intimate in the shower and it won't be cute then.

They argue over it until they end up in a store looking at showers and Price can no longer deny it: his current shower sucks.

Nik wins again ​✌️

[unironicallytes]

"..."

"speaker will ye quit hittin' damn the merryvine while ye're workin'. cannae fuckin' read this contract. father's sake."

[quibbs126]

Gonna be honest, I think this is my best creation of an area in this game

I’m just not good at kingdom designing if I’m being honest

[yardsards]

little man investigates a lamp

[seabeck]

Where’d the snack go?

[4x4girl]

I need to share my latest happy place/ project..

before and after pics. Both still in the process of being completed. But as money allows. I’ve gotten so many veggies and fruits planted! Can’t wait for the harvest! Going to cook some tasty things in the kitchen when I do 🥰

[good-in-space]

I’ve done two separate household improvement projects in the past two days with my father and we didn’t end up fighting during either, even when we had to improvise and adjust plans on the fly. Not sure if it’s maturity on both sides or just dumb luck but I’ll take it. Felt good.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This seriously sucks. Why the hell would you get rid of all the trees and greenery?

[godborn]

giorno loves to pretend he’s not interested in regular teenager things because he’s Too Mature or whatever but there’s definitely a secret room in the villa that’s just a shrine to britney spears

[lovely-hikari-cosplay]

Minor SMT V: Vengeance Spoilers!!

Now why tf was the recommended level for the Dagda fight 75 while Mephisto’s was 77??? Dagda was level EIGHTY and even with just a 5 level differential (2 for my Fionn) I had to get SUPREMELY lucky and play perfectly to beat him!

If Fionn didn’t dodge during his juiced “Lost Hit” barrage I would’ve either lost my Whittled Goat or lost the fight all together when I had him at like 10% 😭😭😭