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The living, the dead...can they coexist? #Beetlejuice #Beetlejuice - Only in theaters September 6.

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13 Beetlejuice Halloween Png Bundle

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Beetlejuice è tornato! Il primo trailer del sequel è da brividi (e risate)

30 anni dopo, il fantasma più stravagante del cinema è pronto a farvi tremare (e ridere) di nuovo: Beetlejuice è tornato! Il primo trailer del sequel, in uscita il 5 settembre 2024, è finalmente arrivato e ci regala un’anteprima mostruosamente divertente di ciò che ci aspetta. Michael Keaton è ancora una volta il leggendario bio-esorcista, con il suo trucco iconico e la sua verve inconfondibile.…

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6 Chic Halloween Decorating Trends for 2024

As October is going through, the air is buzzing with excitement for Halloween 2024. This year, Halloween decor is taking a sophisticated turn, moving away from the traditional plastic orange and black decorations to a more elegant and stylish aesthetic. Here are the top six trends that will inspire you to decorate your home tastefully for this spooky season. 1. Switching Up the Color Palette In…

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Whumptober 2024 - 12 - "Starvation"

Your aunties and nannas, your sisters and grammas sent you to me, little eggs? Little eggs, to me? Well, I don't have time to draw in the dirt for you all the arteries of the underneath nor the roads of the world up above, but yes, I am Half Spear Flann, and I have walked both, and I have cut spiderpaws down by their shinbones and finished them at the throat.

Yes, that is the way to do it, little eggs. I'm here in your village to refill my flasks, to fatten my packs, and to lay close with your aunties and nannas, your sisters and grammas, to make more little eggs to kill more ugly spiderpaws, but yes, I am Half Spear Flann, and I will tell you the story of why that is my name.

Many years ago in the village of Small God Umyaralech, the salt dog that was the servant of the great salt lizard Shaensigin, I was only Flann, but there was not one better with the long spear than Flann. I could pin a beetle at a hundred paces, slay Redcaps by the dozen. The wanderers heard this and wanted me badly; wanted Flann to join their wandering along the shores of the Deep Hungry Sea.

I trained and packed, and waited for the wanderers to return to Umyaralech's village. I would leave with them and be a Man then. But long past the mating time, they still had not appeared. More time passed, and the Still Season was soon upon us. The wanderers had not brought meat, had not brought roots. The little eggs bawled and fussed, tired of only bug and saflesh on their plates. The Elders took up spears. They took up lanterns. They kissed the wet snouts of their little eggs and left, to travel themselves towards the hinters in search of the wanderers.

Then, one day, a strange light burned from the blackness outside the gates of Umyaralech. Little eggs thought it our elders and wanderers, and whooped and ran to greet them. But this light was not the blue of lymph nor the warm amber of fire. This light was the colour of sickness, and even the bagmoths would not circle it.

For this light was made by the evil spellery of Spiderpaws, and it poured into our village like plague.

Cutting shards flew as the enemy barked its spells. In pieces, the little eggs tumbled to the ground, heads cut from necks, arms cut from shoulders, tails cut from flanks. I took up my spear as our leaders let loose our traps. For we were not so far at the periphery, we of Umyaralech, that we had not heard tale of the ugly giants raiding inak lands in search of ogre bones and sparkling stones. So stones we gave them! Down carved chutes, boulders thundered from the dark, crushing the fragile bones that hold spiderpaws tall. They are very weak, the spiderpaws. Break the knees, shatter the legs. Their bared bellies are soft as pig wool, and their throats open at a touch.

Flann opened many throats that day, and the nannas were like beasts in defence of clutch and kin. Soon, only two spiderpaws remained there in our home. They looked around at the bloodied village that I think they had not expected to find so large, so angry, so hard. Upon the taller of them, three inak set, raking his back open so the white bones showed through the red and we all saw the thump! thump! thump! of his terrified heart! It thumps still! Don't pity the monster, but that long thought thumps still!

The last human was left to me. Towards my snout he flung his monstrous glowing paw but Flann was not afraid. I threw a body at him - small yellow Sarb, my dead friend, who could sing and braid so well - I threw her body, and the demon's spell bounced against it. I vaulted forward, to that soft and unguarded spot between the thighs, and plunged my spear high. Oh, his scream, little eggs. I was drunk on it, as with a cup of bitter aret juice I had enjoyed when the Fanare'she visited. I wanted more! Into his dancing body I twisted my spear head, again and again, until the shaft snapped, I could no longer feel my fingers, and there was no blue of me left beneath the coat of my enemy's red gore.

Yes, inak mine, yes. Always celebrate the death of evil! Draw it out and celebrate it! For it is rare, and it is precious, and you must not be ashamed to find it beautiful.

Weeks passed, and still no wanderers. Still no elders returned from the dark. We did not expect them to. Among the dead spiderpaws we'd found my Nanna's fine jewelled belt, and many of the wanderers ancient and holy blades. We knew they had died in glory and sacrifice. We knew they never again would return home to taste Shaensigin's salt nor embrace little eggs beneath the blue lymph of Tidalsong. Yet, we of Umyaralech would not starve, there, in the Still Season. We would live, and make new eggs, and one day kill more and more spiderpaws. Little eggs would become elders, and I, Half Spear Flann, would become a wanderer and gather more wanderers to me.

And so though there was no roasted fish on our plates then, nor crisp sea cotton nor pinchers nor salt dog, we ate well that Still Season. Spiderpaw flank is not so fine a meal, but it grows little eggs into inak men and inak elders, and if you have opportunity to taste it, my fierce ones, dig your fangs deep.

Now away from me! Go and make sport with the beetles and balls. But send your nannas hither! For the Dark is deep and cold, and Flann would take into it better memories than these red tales that make your young eyes glisten and gleam.

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Brought to you by listening to "Say My Name (Beetlejuice the Musical)" on loop for Spotify Wrapped 2024 while reading a series of Rated E fanfics.

//The versions of Lydia and Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice I've had in mind when I started this kept blending from one to the other, so readers' choice and interpretation, you do you. I love all versions of the characters.//

"Say My Name (horny edition)"

You could use a Daddy (the alternative was fuck buddy, but fuck was sounding redundant in this stanza), Don't you wanna fuck? (Yes, I do! Yes, I do!) Babe, the way I see it, Your folks should just be leavin', And you should stick around,  (And fuck me.) What? I said fuck me So, Lydia don't end yourself, Bend me on the shelf, We can be fuck buddies, c'mon, Together we can fornicate, AND CONSUMMATE NO! My demon cock can't wait,  But, first you gotta say my name Go ahead and jump but that won't stop me, Here you got a long, thick, big D option, Honey, I can give you so much cane, All you gotta do is say my name Babes, just say it three times in a row, And you won't believe how deep I'll go, I'm already yours, but Lyds, Let's stop playin' this game, All you gotta do is say my name

And that's that, but let me just add the charades part cause it's so good. I didn't change anything there for obvious reasons...

(continuation)

I don't know your name, Well, I can't say it, How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it

Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes

Okay, first word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes

Beetlejuice?

Wow, I'm impressed, And all you gotta do is say my name three times, Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken

Ready? Yeah Okay, go

Beetlejuice Yes Beetlejuice Yes Beeee~ Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good 'Cause

What?

I've got a draft for the rest of the song, but it could live without it

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Beetle Juice Beetle Juice . 2024

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Jenna Ortega for ‘BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE’ press 📸

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Tuesday 22nd October 2024

Hey journal so today, I started of my day by getting ready to go to the cinema with my mum, me and my mum went to go and watch beetle juice which was good, but was very confusing I must say. After watching this we went to Dunelm to look at suitcases, but nothing sparked my mums fancy so we just went home. Once I got home I pumped up my tyre again as it had gone low again. Then after this I drove to the gym. At the gym I trained chest and triceps then did 15 minutes of cardio. Then I got speaking to the girl that I always speak to that works there. Then Morgan randomly Morgan came to the gym, and wanted me to come in to do a bit of a session with him so I trained some shoulders with him. Then after this I came home. Since being home I haven’t really done much to be fair. Anyways bye journal!

Photos from today! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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JOP of Fuerza Regida & Bobby Dee Presents: Street Mob Tour 2024

Wednesday afternoon & I found myself at Beetle Juice cafe off Hollywood Boulevard waiting to be checked in. There’s a huge line at the door of men & women with backpacks, suitcases, & wagons of camera equipment. I’m given my wristband & I climb the stairs, greeted by a sign that reads “STREET MOB TOUR 2024” with a picture of Chino Pacas, Calle 24, & Clave Especial front & center. The press…

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Séance Beetle juice au cinéma de Saran ce samedi 05/09/2024 avec ma fille

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