#beetle chitter

[gur0beetl3]

Leaving my abusive household.

Hello, I try to not get too serious or talk about my private life too often, but today I've finally started up a gofundme to. Well. Get out of the abusive situation I live in. It's something I've thought long and hard about, and while I hate having to resort to this, all other options have failed me, and I'm desperate to leave so I can start actually living. Please, any and all help sharing this around will mean the world to me, as this situation has gotten dire, and I honestly cannot live in this house with my mother for another year.

Thank you for taking the time to read this post, I appreciate it, and I hope you have a wonderful day.

[beetleships]

hehe new icon time :3 I'm proud of it! I colored it myself it was so fun!!

[normal-about-the-dca]

Oh.

[guardian-insect]

Hello.

There are many Rykers on this website. I must guide them all.

Da rules: - Keep interactions at game rating or lower (Mature allowed but not NC17) - Be nice and kind always

Tags guide

asks - #beetle prayers

posts - #beetle guidance

interactions - #beetle chitters

OOC - #thats not beetle

Why are you still here?

[coleopterabyte]

Deciding to update the avatar for this blog to something more relevant to the url.

[7-ferrets-in-a-coat]

🥬

L,,, Lettuce,,

This is accurate too because i fuciing LOVE lettuce guys

i WANT lettuce NOW i want my SNACK i want it NOW

[spookykestrel]

My Wikipedia search history be like “rabbit” “cow” “butterfly ” “cicindela sexguttata”

[valeechtine]

Gonna try freeballing my first crocheted plush wish me luck...

[pragretti]

Sometimes I wish I could talk to bugs

[fefrezi]

my favorite bugs are bed bugs they kiss me good night every night :)

[gur0beetl3]

I really need to work on my regretevator au

Like it absolutely is just kind of a something is wrong/different au, with a few notable marked differences such as PartyNoob being a robot and Mark possibly being associated with or tormented by Folly in some way shape or form, but I don't have much for it otherwise other than some massive calamity happens and the entire dimension is destroyed leading to everyone getting scattered throughout different dimensions and I wanna plan out more for it tbh

also Pezt (Pest's name in this au) and Folly are vengeful exes that initially started working together for some larger goal, it turned romantic, then it turned sour

Pezt and Poob never actually met because Poob was stuck in Mr's cult, and instead of witnessing a cult sacrifice, they were the cult sacrifice

P-006, Poob's current vessel, was a robot being made by Pezt for companionship because he was suffering big time from isolation and really, truly, wanted someone he could at least talk to sometimes, Poob just died at the right time and their spirit came to possess the mechanical shell that was being built. Pezt just thought that the companion he had built was just had a particularly eccentric ai when no man that's a whole ghost in there

I'm debating if i want to sprinkle some barkbeetle angst in because barkbeetle is absolutely a ship of mine now even if the larger main ship is partybeetle because god Pezt and Poob remind me of my gf and i and we ship them for that reason

but something something saving someone you love from a terrible fate something something Pezt not wanting to give up on Mark and letting him become lost to Folly

i also just might make the endgame ship for this au barkpartybeetle,,,, i am Debating It,,,

oh also Mark fell victim to folly's manipulations and machinations out of desperation for initially wanting his ex husband back that then turns into "oh god i don't want Pezt to get hurt through all the work he's doing"

I've got concepts for Folly, Pezt (Pest), P-006 (PartyNoob), Wallter, Mark, and possibly MR and Gnarpy and maaaaaaybeeee Spudddddd??? that's it so far,,, but ourgh I want to do more

also here's a wip of Pezt's design :]

i'm still trying to input his 3 other arms into it and then i wanna start to get clothes figured out for him too lol

[normal-about-the-dca]

sun, knowing EXACTLY what he's doing but playing oblivious because he likes to see you fluster: oh my, friend. you're really red! are you sick? huh? huh??? rest a while! we can cuddle and watch videos on your phone until you feel better ^^

moon, no idea what he's doing but pretending he does, immediately after pretending to throw y/n from the balcony: ohh you want me so bad!!! you wanna kiss me silly sloppy style, huh? hehehehe! you wanna get smooched sssso so bad- wait no why are you angry (<-genuinely thinks scaring them is flirting)

[guardian-insect]

“Still nothing of importance that I can find on the island. How are you faring with the Priest?” - 🦌

Ryker Dublin is faring well. I have not needed to intervene as they do not seem to be in any danger. Not many of the cosmically planned events have occurred yet. It is baffling.

[coleopterabyte]

ABP 2023

[valeechtine]

I miss Orisa so much

[guardian-insect]

Ryker Dublin. Have you forgotten Them?

how is your baby?

Baby...? What baby? Last time I checked I don't have any children, I've never even dated someone... A bit embarrassing to admit.