#beesetc

[finalrestingplace]

🌻!!!

it might be down to synesthesia or somethin but i thought all yellow gloves came lemon-scented….. like, no such product exists in reality to my knowledge, but especially when i was younger i would strongly definitely smell lemon when looking at/using these!!

there’s worse extra sensory experiences one could have :-)

[k3fanblog]

As suggested by @beesetc

[ja-khajay]

Don't have the link, but I think ('google thinks') that that homo being strangled quote is from Fushigi Yuugi Episode 20 :)

COME CLAIM YOUR PRICE YOU ABSOLUTE KING

[nedermemes]

Grafhekel is zo'n leuk woord, ook heel relevant met halloween nu👌👌👻👌

dat klopt

[sunhitsthewater-main]

THANKS YALL!!! i think it went well –– i’m gonna have another interview with them!

[dickpuncher420]

If you're looking for gay pining songs: without by years & years?

yes!! love it!!

[farmerlesbian]

beesetc replied to your post “Are you by any chance dutch??? (Because of the 'gezellig' tag)”

Aah super cool! Haha i use gezellig like 100x a day so it's one of my biggest struggles when speaking english that i cannot use it

It’s such a good word! My goal is to make a gezellig life for myself and my future partner and I really have no better word to describe that. Please keep using it 100x a day! it’s so beautiful 

[sinterklaasjournaal]

In mijn surprisegedicht heb ik 'accessoires' gerijmd met 'als het waar is', is dit een chocoladeletter waard?

[likeshipsonthesea]

So I’m bored and asked for prompts and beesetc suggested a trip to Ikea so I’m writing in a universe where this long rambling au is a thing so here. Have a youtuber au trip to Ikea.

*

“We’re going to Ikea today!” Holster and Ransom’s faces are pressed together at the cheek, even though the scope of the camera is wide enough to get them both in frame whilst keeping a normal distance apart.

“The Dex-meister has challenged us to another Ikea-Off, which, if you don’t know, is a timed challenge to see who can put together a piece of Ikea’s fine furniture correctly the fastest.” Holster explains this all with wide hand gestures and a rising and pitching tone to make it seem as interesting as possible. In the background, Dex’s flat face comes into frame. He’s holding a piece of paper with something written on it. It says “Help”.

“Since there’s no practice and it’s a weekend, we’re bringing along some other friends to help us in our furniture selection!” Ransom cheers in his announcer voice. “First up, we have The Shit, The Stain, everybody’s favorite ranter, shittyrant!”

Shitty comes into frame, stroking his mustache and quieting the pretend-crowds with petting motions in the air. “Thank you, thank you, it’s an honor just to be asked.”

“Next we have the coolest artist/vlogger you have ever seen, Ms. Larissa Duan,” Holster says, panning the camera over to Lardo, who is lying on the couch, staring at her phone. She glances up and raises a perfectly sculpted unimpressed eyebrow at them.

“I need cheap curtains for my next project,” she says, and then continues scrolling on her phone.

“And last but not least, we have with us today the poetry-slammin’, make-up mannin’, all ‘round chillest dude on YouTube, the one and only Nursey.” Ransom turns the camera on Nursey, who grins in response.

“I’m just here to watch Dex explode.”

“Fuck you, Nurse-”

There’s a cut and they’re all suddenly in a parking lot.

“Okay, guys, so like most stores, we’re not entirely sure if we’re allowed to film in Ikea or not, so if that’s a not, we’ll have to be super-secret-stealthy,” Holster explains to the camera, Ransom nodding seriously behind him. Dex comes up in his other side, still wearing that flat, resigned look on his face.

“Meaning they’ll unnecessarily somersault between storing containers and get kicked out for being disruptive,” he says.

“Hey-”

Another cut and they’re inside the store. Dex has acquired a shopping cart for whatever furniture piece they pick to reside in. Now Nursey is holding the camera. Holster and Ransom are on either side of the cart pulling random things from various bins in the made-up part of the store on their way to the warehouse. Dex keeps having to stop and put back the items- so far there’s been a wicker vase, an egg-shaped whisk, and an apron with an elephant on it.

“So, update so far. We got past the front door and the children’s play area. We already lost Shitty, who’s using his lawyer skills to try and convince the lady running the daycare that he’s young enough to indulge in the ball pit. Lardo left for curtains, so we’ll either see her again in a few minutes or she’ll leave without us and take a bus back to the Haus. Place your bets now on which it is.”

“And what about you, Nurse?” Dex calls, distracting him from the green loofah shaped like a dog that Ransom is sneaking in the cart.

Nursey coughs. “I fell into a box of towels.”

Dex laughs, and then it cuts to another scene.

Holster is holding the camera, presumably, as the only people in-frame are Nursey, Dex, and Ransom. Nursey and Dex are arguing about something, their voices background noise to Ransom, who is rolling his eyes and whispering, “This has been going on for ten minutes.”

The next cut scene is obviously from an iPhone, of Lardo sitting at a metal table with a bag filled with patterned fabric on top of it. She’s eating an ice cream cone and looking flatly at the camera.

Back to the boys, who seemed to have reacquired Shitty, who is sullenly pouting for a minute or two before lighting up when they get to the show rooms. Holster and Ransom run off to inspect an apartment set-up with a fake view of New York City in a fake window and Shitty mimes taking a shower, scaring the shit out of a suburban family looking around the show-bathroom when they pull back the curtain.

The camera pans to Dex, who is face palming hard. Nursey, who is holding the camera so he is also in the shot, is laughing.

Finally, after many more clips of Dex sighing and the rest of them going off to play with things, they make it to the warehouse. Lardo has found them, finishing her cone with a satisfied bite while Holster looks on, obviously jealous.

“We’ll get you your fucking meatballs, just let’s find the table,” Dex grumbles, pushing the cart with purpose towards one of the aisles.

“Today we’re purchasing two VEJMON coffee tables for the Ikea Race, courtesy of Shitty’s father,” Nursey explains to the camera he is holding.

“Thanks for something, Dad!” Shitty cheers from the background. Nursey turns the camera around to show Ransom, who is sitting in the cart, surrounded by stuffed animals, pillows, and that same green loofah dog from earlier. He grins, obviously pleased.

“Once we get this, we can head back to the Haus for the race! Which me and Holtzy are totes gonna win.” Holster sticks his head in frame, nodding seriously. Dex’s distinctive groan is heard in the background.

After the next cut, they’re finally at the check out, Dex attempting to persuade Shitty to put back a rubber oven mitt he’s been using as a puppet named Alexander Pop, who is sexually attracted to Dex and also really into saying furniture names in alluring ways. Nursey’s grin is so wide it must hurt.

The last scene of the video is them in the parking lot, Nursey at the front of the group. Holster and Ransom are playing with the loofah and Lardo is stealing licks of Shitty’s ice cream. A bag no-doubt filled with meatballs is clutched in Holster’s hand.

“I can’t go anywhere with any of you,” Dex says, disgruntled and grumpy as he pushes the cart.

Nursey rolls his eyes. “Whatever, you’re totally worse whenever we go to Home Depot.” Dex’s eyes light up at the mere mention of the store. Nursey smiles, a bit more fond than he’d probably like, and shakes his head. “Weirdo.”

Dex sighs, visibly exhausted, and manages a smile. “Whatever,” he says.

The video ends.

[gay-velma]

I was tagged by @raumikins for a get to know meme

Name: Sabrina Nickname : Sabrona, Sabine, or Sabrine Gender: Female                   Height: 5′3″ Favorite animals: Dogs are rad Sleep: Work/school days typically go 12-6:30 just because of when I get home from work+doing homework ive put off. Any day im off work its more like 10 pm is bed time. Saturdays are hella nap time tho. Current time: 9:50 pm. like i said hella naps Dog or cat:  I love both but allergies say dogs Dream trip: Take me to them haunted castles Dream job: I wanna be an English teacher When i made the blog: uhhhhhh 2013? like june I think, all i remember is it was the summer before freshman year. Followers: 282 Why i made this blog: I wanted to see more writing stuff from my fave wattpad authors, fell into a hole, rped away from this blog for a couple years then came back.

Im tagging @damsnacks @rhiwyn @razzledazzlefoshazzle @beesetc @bottles-stardust

[k3fanblog]

Also as suggested by @beesetc and to accompany the age poll

[beforesleepgenius]

Thanks for tagging me @angstkater, there is a first time for everything 

honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or unsweetened iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés // unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals //hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // rome or amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macarons or croissants // glitter or matte // degas or seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip // colouring books or water colour // fairy lights or candle

Now it is your turn @a-bromeliad-in-lincoln-green and @beesetc​ and all the rest of my followers :)

this or that ｡･:*˚:✧｡

i got tagged by @disgvises for this cute challenge thing :)

honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or unsweetened iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés // unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals //hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // rome or amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macarons or croissants // glitter or matte // degas or seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip // colouring books or water colour // fairy lights or candle

i'm tagging uhh @gevoeligst @beforesleepgenius @festein @scarfissh & everyone else who'd like to do this !!

[nedermemes]

oh ik vond de verkeerde versie ook best droog haha

[farmerlesbian]

Are you by any chance dutch??? (Because of the 'gezellig' tag)

I am! I’ve lived my whole life in the US but my mother’s parents immigrated when she was 2 so the rest of that side of my family is in NL so we’re still really in touch with them. I actually recently got a tattoo of the word gezellig! While I, as an American, will never truly understand the meaning of gezellig, I find it really meaningful to the way I see myself, and my future, and the life I want to and am building for myself, if that makes sense? 

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

#mvdb is an ace anthem you cant change my mind (via @beesetc)

No, you're right actually

Best KKJ song bracket!

Link to the full bracket!