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This is the most important invention in fashion thus far

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Wait what??? Where is this???

Thank you so much for blessing tumblr with the Avenger Hugh School Musical mash thing video. Bless you.

Hahah you’re welcome

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What the fuck???? Where is the rest of this story??? What happened??? Did anything ever get explained??? I'm so curious now damn it!!!!

Today, I fucked up... by asking the hot girl in school out

ogAOLhax0r This happened in 94. Was in 7th grade. Was a nerdy kid, but hung out with some jocks since I could play basketball pretty well. There was this one girl I always had a crush on, but being the nerdy guy I was, was very shy. After a killer game of basketball at lunch break, was talking smack and felt like king of the world. Everyone was like, ogAOLhax0r, you the man. This never happens. So heading to class after lunch, I run across my crush. Lets call her Sarah. My best friend is like man, this be perfect time to ask her out. Feeling on top of the world and out of my norm, I do. I ask Sarah if she wants to go to the movies this weekend and food after (I know, I was so cool, right?). She says she has to ask her parents first.

Now, Ive known Sarah for a few years and she had dated guys before with no problems so I thought it was just her nice way of saying no and thought, hey, at least I asked. Next day before 2nd or 3rd period, she comes up and says her dad said no, but she wanted to. She thought I was cute. Shot down, but called cute. Hell ya! During lunch that day I tell my best friend what happened. That her dad said no, but thought I was cute. Fast forward past the weekend (this happened on a wed, thur, or fri… cant rem, but know it was close to the weekend) and my ride drops me and my friends off at school. Walking to the front gate of our school was about a 50yr distance from the sidewalk. At the front, there is someone, who I think is a teacher/admin dressed up…didnt think anything of it since we always had someone there…This person asks, are you ogAOLhax0r…and I say yes…didnt think anything of it since it was pretty safe where we went to school…and tell my buddies Ill catch up with them…this adult pulls me to the side and picks me up by my throat choking me…Im literally kicking my toes from the ground trying to get any footing. Noticing its not doing anything, I try to kick and punch, again nothing. The man turns out to be Sarah’s father. Im at the time about 5'11 170lbs, he is 6'4 280 or so lbs. As he is choking me to what I thought was death, he tells me, no one ever talks to his daughter like that again and if I did, I’d be dead. This was his one and only warning. He throws me into the bushes and walks away like its nothing.

My friends didnt see what had happened as it was pretty quick. It felt like 30mins, but was under a few mins. But one of the local bullies did. Im balling my eyes out, still hard to breathe. I was scared shitless. I didnt know what to do. So bell rang just as I was walking into home room and one the bullies that always picked on me since forever walked up to me and said, dude, I saw what happened, you gotta tell the teacher. I was crying and said no, please dont. The bully walked to the teacher and told her what happened. She got up, ran the bully and I to the Principle and told him what happened. I know the principle as Ive grown up with his son. I tell him exactly what happened. Bully says exactly what happened and matches my story. During the questioning of the Principle (Not like I did something wrong, but for their incident report) the cops were called. Once they arrived the tone changed. Mind you, I was almost a straight A student and never got in trouble (at least been caught, but thats another story). When the cop gets there, the principle says we are waiting for his parents, so you’ll have to wait…cop said, its fine, I just want to ask him some questions so we can speed this along. Takes me to the other room in the admin office and starts to question me. Started with whats my name, where do I live, what grade…then questions started going in a diff direction….what did you do to upset sarah? Why did you spread rumors about her around the school that she’s a whore. I start crying more asking for my mom (I know my dad wouldnt be reachable since he was always working in the shop across town and our house was 10-15mins away) and the cop says just answer the questions and it will be easier. Principle comes in and is like, wtf is going on, we can hear him crying out here, what are you doing…cop again asks me the questions and the principle makes him stop. My mom gets there and then about a few mins later, so does Sarah’s dad. The cop and Sarah’s dad are best friends. He called him knowing most likely he would get the call since he works that area and told him what happened (I know for a fact they were best friends, but not positive about him calling his cop buddy, but thats what we all think happened).

My mom asks wtf is going on and the principle breaks it down. Sarah’s dad is in the other room while its me, principle and the cop in the principles. Cop every now and then inserts shit like, well, we dont know if he did that or why…angering my mom even more. My mom asks, well, why isnt he being arrested. Cop replies that he talked with Sarah’s dad and he is very sorry for what he (he says he talked to me,never choked) did and promises to never do it again. My mom freaks the fuck out….wtf do you mean he isnt being arrested. Well mam, your son spread lies about his daughter and he over reacted, he has promised me he will never speak to your son again. Everyone is saying that the bully saw it happen, but cop is saying he made it up because he is pissed at Sarah for not going out with him. Mind you, my neck is pretty fucked up. Im crying still telling my mom, I just want to go home, do whatever we need to go home. My mom says we will call the police later to file charges since this cop wont do anything. Principle says Sarah’s father is banned from school grounds and if caught, will be arrested. Thats all that really happened to him. We leave.

This whole ordeal took about 2 hours. Word had gotten back to my father by this time. As we pull up to our house, I see all my uncles (like most families, everyone is an uncle) cars in the drive way and my dad loading up his shotgun along with my uncles and their variety of guns. My mom drops to her knees begging my dad to stop. Saying our family will be gone once he goes to jail. My dad asks me point blank…do you want him dead or alive? I said alive. They went back in the house and put everything away and didnt bring it up again.

When my mom called the police…it was like nothing could be done, this guy was untouchable…saying no witnesses, I made it up, etc etc. I begged my mom to drop it because each time she brought it up, I would break down crying.

People stopped bringing it up after a few weeks around school and I never spoke of it again until I was an adult talking to one of my roommates drunk one night. I asked my dad a few years ago if he and my uncles would have killed him. He said yep and never would have found the body. Always knew my dad had a dark side as I saw the fights he got in when I was younger, but that took it to a whole new level.

by  ogAOLhax0r

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Ha!!! Yes. I need it.

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A cell phone doesn’t seem that heavy till you drop it on your face while laying down.

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My thoughts exactly.

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

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Only 48??

If all the billions of insects and animals cooperated to fearlessly attack humans at the same time, we’d be extinct within 48 hours.

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Agreed!!

Netlfix should have a request feature for potential titles based on voting and popularity.

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Yes

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SEASONAL VINE

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This

If a black guy has an unnecessarily large truck, which stereotype do I believe?

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bitch squads

bitch queens: gemini, cancer, leo, capricorn

casual bitch: libra, sagittarius, scorpio, aquarius

unexpected bitch: aries, taurus, virgo, pisces

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Right in the feels

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Me: I look so damn fine today!

Me: *takes a selfie*

Me: Sweet hell, I look the opposite of fine today. No one look at me.

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That just sounds like the feminine version of a pun.

I don’t know what the collective noun for puns are but I hope it is a Punnet.

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Suddenly desperate for delicious baked goods

im watching this at 1am and crying . for real

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So perfect.

Dean Thomas seeing Hagrid for the first time. 

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1983 Barbie is secretly Frankenstein's monster???