#beer tourism

[upstatebeertourist]

April is full of excitement. If you are a beer lover, we have some good news for you. Turn on your festive mood and have a fun-filled month ahead by tasting unique breweries along with live music and delicious food items. Here we have enlisted some upcoming event details for April.

[barrilete02]

26/07/2023

Madrid 💕

[shutterandsentence]

“Summer afternoon — summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.”

— Henry James

Photo: Berlin, Germany

[lecklect]

National Geographic Society and De Beers Proudly Announce World Premiere of Nkashi: Race for the Okavango to Take Place in Botswana

[techdriveplay]

Top 10 Things to See and Do in Amsterdam

Living on a houseboat has always been a wild dream of mine. That’s why Amsterdam, a city built around a network of canals over six feet below sea level, captures my heart. There’s even a houseboat there just for cats, De Poezenboot! With over 165 canals stretching 60 miles, you could explore the capital of the Netherlands without traversing the same waterway twice. It’s a small city with just…

[brewscoop]

Exciting news for all beer enthusiasts! The Texas Craft Brewers Guild just launched the Brew City Texas Program, boosting Texas craft beer tourism. Learn about the cities standing out with their unique breweries, engaging festivals, and the incredible benefits for local economies. Get ready to explore and celebrate Texas's rich craft beer culture!

[exploreelginarea]

These days, you can find flights (an order of samplings or tastings of selected items) at many local restaurants. But if you thought they were only beer or cocktail related, think again. Establishments in the Elgin Area are bringing new meaning to what’s traditionally been considered a flight with soup flights, ice cream flights, and more.

Here’s a roundup of some of the creative food and drink flights you can find!

[dailybhutan]

7 Benefits of Cordyceps: Harnessing the Power of Traditional Medicine | Dailybhutan

Discover the age-old secrets of Cordyceps, prized in Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) and herbalism. Uncover the multitude of health benefits linked to this remarkable fungus. Explore the natural wonders of Cordyceps and its potential to enhance your well-being

[mrscaffeina]

[upstatebeertourist]

The Cleveland Brewsology Beer Fest is going to be held on 18th March, 2023 at Great Lakes Science Center. This event will feature dozens of local craft breweries and cideries and will give attendees access throughout the museum. So get your ticket now for this. For general admission tickets are $50 and for VIP admission tickets are $65. Both include beer samplings from over 40 breweries as well as access throughout the museum, with VIP offering an added hour (7pm to 8pm) and exclusive beers for the first hour. Food is sold separately. Book your tickets - https://bit.ly/3kPr0WB

[paulpingminho]

[teamrv]

well - i tried to ignore it, but i think some people are lacking context on franco's links with the argentinian state. first, it's a very well known fact (i hope so) that franco struggled with money all his racing career. thankfully nowadays, he has many sponsors (quilmes which a beer brand, flybondi which is low cost airline, etc) but during his f3 days, his sponsors were visit argentina and ypf. you can see them in his race suit:

visit argentina is a state-owned platform created to push tourism to our country so obviously, the goverment is behind it. he got that sponsorship in early 2023 during alberto fernandez goverment so they funded their f3 career, helped him getting into f2 and funded the first part of his f2 year until mil3i took the sponsorship away in june/july.

this is his f3 car:

here's his f2 car on may:

then on june:

this happened after he went to an event where our current president spoke and franco was there SEARCHING FOR SPONSORS (he said in an interview that he went there to "pasar la gorra" which is basically ask for money lol and mil3i told him/someone "there is no money" whatever).

i'll keep getting deeper under this.

in that convention you can see he got a few more sponsors like ripio, bigbox and flybondi.

let me talk also about ypf which you see it on his boob here

ypf is a state-owned energy company. it's one of our biggest companies. for now, ypf is still in hands of the argentinian goverment and they are still sponsoring franco.

btw we don't think bad of ypf, we love ypf because is cheaper than the rest of the gas stations <3 also there's a funny meme format that includes ypf...but that's for another time.

what's the point? the goverment funded his f3 career on early 2023, then they "helped" him into f2 at late 2023 (december 2023: mil3i took over) then they funded the first part of his f2 (and they dropped him mid-season because they are shitbags oops). at some moment during fernandez goverment (leftist btw) he was named like representative of argentina's brand whatever that means.

also fun fact: he liked a post of lali esposito (a singer) when she was actively beefing with our useless president (in the picture she destroys the president lol)

[shutterandsentence]

Travel always makes me think three things simultaneously...

First, how big, diverse, and beautiful the world is, and how much is out there to experience and learn from!

Second, what a privilege it is to be able to see as much of it as I do!

Third, how fortunate I am to have my own comfortable, familiar little piece of it to return home to!

Photo: Munich, Germany

[octuscle]

A unique holiday experience

Stephen was lying by the pool… The wind rustled through the oleander bushes. From the restaurant, he could hear muffled conversations. He took a sip of his vermouth tonic. The ice cubes clinked in the glass. It really was a perfect idyll. From the pool, you had a perfect view of the plains of Mallorca, looking out over the sea of houses of Palma and, in the distance, the glistening Mediterranean. Stephen was somewhat exhausted from a road bike tour through the Tramuntana Mountains. But after a few days of just relaxing by the pool, he really needed a bit of a change. The bike tour had been a good idea from the concierge… But now Stephen needed something else. He surfed the internet. The offers from getyourguide were quite nice, but he didn't need another visit to the cathedral of Palma, another visit to an olive oil factory, another hike on the dry stone wall trail. He knew all that well enough. But then he stumbled across an ad that sounded original: “Bored of the luxurious Mallorcan quality tourism? Fancy a break from the real world? Party and have fun with normal people? We offer you a vacation like you've probably never experienced before!” The logo showed two young guys who reminded Stephen unpleasantly of the booze tourists who had made him shudder more than once at Palma Airport.

Still, it sounded kind of funny… Stephen clicked on “Continue”… Then he took another sip from the beer can. The stuff got damn hot in the sun. Then he fell asleep.

“Mate, you fell asleep in the sun again. Drinking ain't good for you. Want another beer?” Stephen woke with a start. He had to belch in shock. The guy in front of him laughed and held out an ice-cold beer can. Where the hell was he? Stephen was lying in the blazing sun by a small, shabby-looking pool. The cheap plastic lounger groaned as he sat up. Shit, that hurt! He was bright red. “That looks nasty, mate! You gotta cool it down!” The boy in front of him shook the beer can and opened it. A beer fountain hit Stephen's burnt chest. And even though he was sure he wanted to say something else, he said, “You absolute arsehole. You can't be wasting beer like that. Or are you gonna lick it off my six-pack again, you dirty pig?” What the fuck was going on? The chav in front of him laughed and actually licked the beer foam off Stephen's body. Or what was probably Stephen's body. What Stephen could see was an athletic, fiery red body with a few cheap-looking tattoos. And what he could also see was the tent that he was building in his shorts. “Bloody hell, can't you wait till we're back in our room? The pricks will end up banning us if they catch us!” This was a nightmare? Stephen was stuck in a strange body and was like a remote-controlled robot. He had no control over his actions or his language. He was stuck in this body and watched everything like a movie. Except that the pain of the sunburn was just as real as the lust that was coursing through his body. “Bruv, let's get up to our room, innit? If they're changing the sheets tomorrow, we might as well have a proper go at it, yeah?” Stephen didn't need to be told twice. He didn't know the guy's name, he didn't understand why he was talking about their room, but he wanted to fuck the guy. Now! And hard! He opened the door with his door card. He threw the guy onto the bed. He pulled down the guy's Adidas shorts. He pulled down his own shorts. He didn't give a shit about the stark contrast between his red-burned and chalk-white skin. His boner jumped out of his pants like a jumping jack. The guy squealed with anticipation. And Stephen fucked him like only slightly drunk chavs can manage shortly after the end of puberty. And Callum (Stephen suddenly remembered the name) was right: tonight they would have to sleep in cum-encrusted sheets. But tomorrow there might be fresh ones. If the maid didn't refuse to clean the room again because it was too messy.

After the fuck, Stevo and Callum lay on the beach for a while. Stevo had organized a new round of beer and was checking with the other guys from her soccer club what was going on tonight. Dinner at their cheap all-inclusive hotel in Magaluf was set, but after that it was unclear whether they wanted to go to the sports bar for a few rounds of darts or go straight to the club to pick up chicks. Callum didn't participate. He was drunk again and sleeping off his drunk.

The four days of drinking and fucking in Magaluf were always the highlight of the year. The football club organized this trip every year and Stevo had been going since he was 16. Shit, it was a wild time, but what happened in Magaluf stayed in Magaluf. His girlfriend in Birmingham didn't believe a word of it anyway, no matter what he told her about the trip. Hehehe, he could only hope that she had no idea what had been going on between him and Callum. Hey, it had always been without eye contact, it wasn't homo.

His buddies and he had savored the last day at the pool as best they could. They'd had to vacate their rooms in the morning, but they'd been allowed to use the all-inclusive until the bus picked them up for the airport. And the bar had been serving alcohol for an hour. Callum had already pissed his pants again, Stevo had already been to the loo once to throw up, but had unfortunately just missed the toilet bowl. The bus wasn't due for another hour. He had bought himself another beer and fell asleep on the sun lounger.

The other guests always raised their eyebrows a little at the sight of Stephen. The young man may have been able to afford the expensive hotel in Bunyola, but with his tattoos he somehow didn't fit in here. And he drank a little too much beer. And the burping could also be more discreet. Stephen didn't care about any of that. Somehow he thought that beer and Mallorca formed a unit. And if that bothered you, just get in touch. So far, Stephen had shagged everyone who was bothered by something to their senses.

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ketterdam dashboard simulator

goedmedbridge420

who up boeking they canal

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drydens follow

I can't believe some of you log on here and thirstpost about barrel vagrants. it makes me so sick. these men are the very pits of society and have never honoured ghezen a day in their lives. there are so many other young men who make their living in a reverent way. have some dignity.

#ghezen #inghezenssight #ghezenhonouring #churchofghezen #handofghezen

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kooperomno1fan

lionsroar12 follow

omg HOW is kaz brekker winning this he's SO problematic he's not even good for the economy he killed members of his own gang and kidnapped councilman van eck's son

dregsundrained

cranky coz your gang fell apart aren't you

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oskervoexchange follow

guys is this a mandela effect or what bc I SWEAR this painting used to be in the university district art museum, I literally saw it this week??? but I went today and it was GONE?????? there wasn't even a plaque?? guys pls I'm so confused why is everyone acting like this is normal for ketterdam? do priceless antiques just VANISH? am I being gaslit?

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stadhall-clerking

guys I'm so sorry I've been MIA :( I found out that my landlord was using my rent on the staves rather than fixing my black mould problem so I pushed him out the window and told the stadwatch he must have fallen and died because he wasn't honouring ghezen and got away with it. anyway I think maybe the black mould explains the dirtyhands/sturmhond fic I was writing sorry :( but I WILL finish my fairy queen of istamere meta post once I've moved into my new lodging

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dregsconfessions follow

SUBMISSION: sometimes I lie awake thinking about the time I fell down an entire flight of stairs at the slat when kaz was at the bottom, and he just stared at me (still lying on the floor), and then asked if I'd changed the beer kegs at the silver six yet. GIRL NO?!?!?!

#submission #dregs #dirtyhands #admin comment: laughed so loud my upstairs neighbour threatened to shoot me

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dregsconfessions follow

ADMIN NOTE: if the razorgulls don't fucking stop sending anon hate to this blog we'll tell dirtyhands n he'll send you your own IP address back

#see what happens you hack job seagulls

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kerchtourismboard

it's us, the real kerch tourism board, here to tell you what we're putting in the new summer season pamphlet. we got 1) three pages all about kaz brekker that end up being more of an advertisement than a deterrent 2) list of slipperiest spots in the barrel where you will fall over and get a concussion when ur drunk 3) top 10 ways to get your wallet stolen by a child in broad daylight 4) paintings of the komedie brute 5) advert for sten's stockpot 6) map of public toilets

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kerchtourismboardreal follow

we are not affiliated with any degenerate impersonator accounts who claim to be us. we are the only real kerch tourism account.

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kerchtourismboard-real follow

grafcanal smells like piss and you should bite everyone you see wearing the mister crimson costume

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stensstockpot follow

it's all 'fuck sten's stockpot' and 'I got food poisoning from the special at sten's stockpot' until you realise you don't have the money for cilla's fry, and then you come CRAWLING back to the loving arms of sten's stockpot and our special. you fucking traitors. you'll be back! you'll all be back

canaljumpings follow

what's in the special sten's stockpot

stensstockpot follow

it's a surprise ;)

bertskerch follow

nah I thought this was the real stens lmao

stensstockpot follow

bert smit you still have 45 kruge to pay on your tab and if you don't cough up we'll send our debtors to break your legs

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exchangingbabey follow

my grisha girlfriend who still wears a kefta and says things like 'nikolai lantsov is a bastard': ugh they're still debating whether or not the council of tides should be able to control kerch shipping, I hate inter-country politics

me: I think I hauve the queen's lady

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