#beep beep i'm sleep

[quotidian-oblivion]

Beep. I Choose @the-echos-error to Join me on a trip to the store. Will you accept?

[pronounrespector]

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(ANON WHO ASKED ABOUT UPLOADING BEAN TO ARTFIGHT, I have done so!!!

I was gonna add more, but I exhausted, so it is bedtime for me, but have some Beans hehe

[izzy-b-hands]

The insomnia sure is insomniaing

[beepbeepdespair]

woke up at 4am with my face on my bag and no idea who or where the hell i was. open tumblr and first thing i see is tma is trending at number 1. may not be out of touch thursday but it sure as hell feels like one

[luukka]

Ok hear me out

Toph, Gothi and Merryweather would team up and destroy the world. Also, if they could, they would swear like sailors.

[pastafossa]

So, reason for radio silence. If you remember like, late last week or whenever, I mentioned I was trying to find whatever smoke alarm I had in my bedroom was doing the low battery beep. The really annoying beep. The beep I cannot easily sleep with, because I can hear that fucker in from the BASEMENT, so imagine how loud it is sleeping WITH it. 

Well, after winding up tearing down all THREE of the detectors in my room - the smoke detector, carbon monoxide detector, AND the heat point detector - and after some screaming, crying and swearing, and calling the alarm company because I cannot sleep with this loud as fuck beep every goddamn 30 seconds I am losing my mind, I can confirm it was none of those alarms and the beep is coming from the ceiling.

The best guess of me and the security company is that some FUCKHEAD during reno accidentally forgot to remove or disconnect an old alarm from the ceiling before sealing it up.

This means I now have two options.

I can either bust a hole in the ceiling trying to find it - which anyone who’s followed me through last year’s fiberglass nightmare will know I am VERY terrified to do - or... I wait the little fucker out, which google says could take anywhere from seven days to a month before the battery dies.

I am now in a war between my sanity and the thirty second beep. I finally, finally found some earplugs the other day that cut out maybe 75% of the beep (all the others hadn’t done shit to block that particular sound out), so I at least slept ok last night, which is likely why I had energy to finish editing today. But it has not been fun. However, I will literally die before I open up that ceiling again, so I’m determined to outlast it.

[britneyshakespeare]

this is a public service announcement that if you are reading this you must boop @shecomesincolors

[wolpatinga]

[c4tto626]

okay set up some laundry to be done in 8 hours this way i have no choice but to get up in. eight hours

[pronounrespector]

Omg I forgot to say good morning

[gojohatemail]

i feel like this today

[dirkxcaliborn]

whenever I'm laying in bed after a kinda overstimulating day and it's all dark and quiet and it's just me and my thoughts... it becomes a goddamn circus in my head. Why the fuck do I have noisy beep playing over a daydream about two characters I ship while random dialogue from work throughout the cuts in and out

attaching noisy beep to help y'all picture the chaos.

[homunculus-argument]

Things birds would make memes about:

when you're all fucked up and ready to GO but the male got too into doing his mating display and won't fuck before he's done dancing

when your hatchlings this year should be all grown up and you've taught them everything you know but they still follow you around beeping for food like GET A FUCKING JOB

lmao the stupidest fucking mf in the flock got stuck in a trash can

when your species mates for life and you just realised that your spouse that you imprinted on is a fucking idiot

stealing fluff for my nest straight off a sleeping dog because I fear no death and answer to no god

I think my huge idiot son is a cuckoo

THE SUN IS UP AND SO AM I, TIME TO SCREAM MOTHERFUCKERS

Birds of prey hanging around bird feeders waiting for rats, squirrels, smaller birds, and other bird food to show up.

I fucking hate seagulls, all my homies hate seagulls

suck my dick, I'm a seagull, fuck you

[pastafossa]

Pastaaaaa I hope you and your family feel better soon!🥺💕 Thank god Cato is bringing you socks, 100% the best cure😂

Btw what happened to the beeping smoke detector?

Thank you. 😭 It's been absolute hell and we feel like the walking dead, but at least no hospital so that's a plus, and there's small improvements every day even if I'm going slowest. I suspect those improvements are due to the socks, without them I'd be dead. 😆

As for the beep, hilariously (but not really), if you turn the volume all the way up on the Cato Delivering Socks video, at exactly the one second mark you can hear the dreaded hellish Beep from the detector, despite the vid being filmed from the first floor and the beep being in the attic (3rd floor). So it has continued to beep. Ironically, I've been so sick that I've slept through it easier as long as I had ear plugs in and remained drugged to the gills with cold medicine. That won't last once I'm feeling better but at this point I'll take it.

[justanothermachine]

So constantly out of touch with emotions. This body is more honest than my mind.