#been a hot minute since the last one

[tomaturtles]

Sillies

[decoy-sammy]

WaveWave Week Day 2: 𝘔𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵

They're part of the most useful 'Cons so.... :] Con things! -They'll probably start speaking to each other about their personal-mutual-interests as well, after a while.

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

"... Even so, would I go back to that room, where I can have cake whenever I want? No. Never."

Happy birthday to Kabru! (May 28)

[wikoymi]

Yuu-san

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

[phannibal]

they need to come up with code words for when they’re fucking cloned or body swapped or whatever like girl this has happened at least five times at this point

[oh-hecate]

Without taking new pics, post one of your OCs as a:

(Stealing this from @cklukilutz who has one of the cutest bun babes ever imo! 💜🖤)

Romanceable NPC:

Quest Giving NPC:

The Final Boss:

[banesberry-anomoly]

Golden Scars

[waywardsalt]

While Ganondorf is busy as king of the Gerudo and Linebeck is often out at sea, they hardly manage to find time to spend together- but with the right timing and allowances, find time for a bit of desert exploration.

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ganonbeck fic complete!!

here's a new link to chapter 1, and chapter 2 is finally up as well.

FanFiction.net version: X

[ploncc]

Me as a gay little tweeny bopper: Oh, Murtagh is so dreamy and tragic~

me now: the urgals would treat me right. someone let me in to the fucked up little mountain range i want to get railed

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

Random hug attack!

Hihi friend! Just here to drop some love. Sending you warm vibes. Hope your day's been alright <3

*hugs you back* hey cappy, we're doing about as well as we can right now (which is to say, not very well, but we're holding up alright); thanks for the hug, it's appreciated :)

[mariocki]

Infinite list of favourite lyrics: 229/?

Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe (1967)

"And Papa said to Mama, as he passed around the black-eyed peas:

'Well, Billie Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please.

There's five more acres in the lower forty I got to plow'

And Mama said it was a shame about Billie Joe, anyhow.

Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge

And now Billie Joe McAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

[...]

"Mama said to me, 'Child, what's happened to your appetite?

I've been cookin' all morning, and you haven't touched a single bite.

That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today

Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday - oh, by the way

He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge

And she and Billie Joe was throwin' something off the Tallahatchie Bridge'"

[curiosityschild]

We just discovered a new Mediterranean cafe near our house and oh my goddddddd it's so good my mom and I got a chicken shawarma pita sandwich and a falafel pita sandwich and each had half of each and they were both incredible I'm so excited

[venelona]

tell me: who is you best DPS (Electro, Pryo, Anemo, Dendro, Hydro) in Genshin Impact????

( Looking with blood-red eyes full of starlight). Ven

uuuuuuuuh

Electro - Raiden (part of my team)

Pyro - Diluc (part of my team and my main)

Anemo - Xiao (only anemo 5 star I have, though I did level and artifact him and all)

Dendro - Alhaitham (I think I didn't get to finish leveling him up, but he's only dendro I got aside for Collei)

Hydro - when it comes to DPS it gotta be Childe (though I use Kokomi on my main team but obv as a healer)

Theeere you go ✨

[driftwoodsix]

was this what they meant when they said it's so cyclical