#bedtime comics

[weirdominate]

Big Luna. (Sailor Moon, by Naoko Takeuchi; less than reputable Mixx edition, 1998. Originally published in Nakayoshi, 1991.)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby could befriend any animatronic from FNAF..

[arttuff]

clark kent grew like a weed as a teen. that's his blankie btw

[bruciemilf]

More thoughts about cigarette mom! Thomas and Bruce HERE WE GO—

I just. I love mean dad Thomas, man.

Not mean in a way that makes Bruce feel small and worthless and insignificant, no, —

Mean in the sense of refusing to sugar coat and coddle because this is Gotham, and he can’t.

“Bruce I am NOT buying you that dumbass squeesh-mellow bullSHIT. Cause it’s 300 bucks, that’s why! We’re rich, not STUPID. You want it so bad, how about getting a JOB.”

Bruce is 5 years old and 4 feet of nothing and every inch his mother, which is why he could swallow the universe whole, Alfred thinks,

“I’m too CUTE for a job!”

“Well, babe, you can either be cute, or you can be broke. When you choose, let me know.”

Bruce’s first job was being Martha’s model for paintings, bringing Thomas his Budlights after long nights at the hospital, and taste tasting for Alfred.

I feel like baby Bruce was such a brat and Alfred is trained for inhuman composure. It’s kinda like watching a baby kitten try to use claws they don’t have. “Are you ready to count to 10 now?”

Thomas, not even looking up from his newspaper, “Bruce! Boy, you better listen to Al if you wanna keep your teeth, you hear me?!”

Baby Bruce called the CPS on Thomas MULTIPLE times but it’s always been for like. Dad smoked in the house again even if mommy said not to and it bothers my dolls.

[jasontoddslittletoe]

I couldn’t resist 😕

Accidentally telling Jason Todd that you love him when he’s balls deep inside of you, bottoming out for the first time in what feels like forever.

“Fuck—Missed this s’much.” He groaned above you, more than half of his weight smushing you between pure muscle and a soft mattress.

“Missed you Jay.” You hiss at the familiar stretch. Your eyes drift down to where you two finally connect and with a moan you throw your head back, whispering softly.

“Ohh I love you.”

And Jasons heart flutters. Or maybe it was his dick. Something fluttered and he paused mid thrust. “What did you say?” And you’re scrambling to explain what happened in that moment to cause that to slip out. Because you two are only friends. Friends who fuck. For stress and stress only. Right?

WRONG! And thanks to your slip up he’s forcing more of it out of your mouth, slipping his dick out to let a glob of his saliva sit against your entrance like a pearl, pushing himself back in and Jasons teasing you again.

“Tell me again, yeah? Tell me how you feel—show me how much you love me.” He tugs your head back, teeth attacking your jugular, hips snapping into you harshly.

“Love you Jay- Love you s’mu-uch!” You babbled out, fat tears pooling on the silk pillow cover as he makes you cum for the 5th time that night, stuffing you full, eating himself out of your disgustingly sticky and overstimulated hole, just to fuck himself into you again.

“I love you. Always have always will. Lemme take care of you. Lemme be yours.”

[chrishallbeck]

Bedtime.

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[vertigoartgore]

Judge Dredd in bed by Frank Quitely.

[lazylittledragon]

parenting is hard y'know

[i-am-the-n1-trash]

I'm rereading Tim Drake: Robin and honestly, Tim and Bernard's relationship just makes me so emotional. The fact that they both see each other as the 'bad one' in the relationship, with the other being their 'savior' says so much about their previous relationships.

Tim's biggest canon relationship is obviously Steph and, though I love her to death, their relationship was at points extremely unhealthy, and Tim was often shamed for his actions. He's the bad guy when Bruce won't let him tell her his name. He's the bad guy when Darla kisses him without consent. He's the bad guy for avoiding her when she comes back from faking her own death (against her will, I'm aware, but still), even though their relationship hadn't been in good terms at all when she 'died'.

Though Tim has his fair share of romantic relationships, only two outside of Steph, to me, are as meaningful or well-known enough to warrant exploring, and those are Ariana and Tam (There was definitely guilt with Lynx, but that was from the "she's possibly a criminal" kind, and his issues with Cassie come from a very different place too.)

In both these relationships, there are many times where Tim sees himself as the bad guy. With Ariana, he struggles with his growing feelings for Steph and the guilt of keeping a secret identity from someone he loves, not to mention the fact this is his first serious relationship and he constantly feels like he's messing up. With Tam, the secret isn't a problem anymore, but he ends up constantly putting her in danger just from knowing him, and that puts him off the idea of pursuing a relationship with her altogether.

With Bernard, though, it's the first time in a long time he has a complete fresh start. He's been stuck in a cycle of breaking up and making up with Steph, because they see each other as safe and familiar, but even that is something Tim feels guilty for.

Bernard is someone he knew, who Tim has enough history with to trust him, but who he is still getting to know now as the adults they've become, with no expectations of each other. He still sees himself as the bad guy, as the liar hiding his identity from him. They have a couple step backs, like when Tim has to ask him about the cult as Robin, but even then Bernard makes it clear that while he's angry, he understands why he's doing it, by doubling down on the fact that, regardless of Tim's current actions, their relationship is still a happy part of Bernard's life. (This comfort doesn't work that well, because Tim is a dumbass who doesn't realize Bernard knows he's Robin, but I digress.)

Essentially, to Tim, Bernard is the first baggage-free relationship he's had for a very long time, and he's somewhat plagues by the secrets he's keeping from him. To Tim, he is lying and putting him in danger, and Bernard, who he sees as a bright light in his life, deserves better.

On the other hand, we don't have that much info on Bernard's past relationships outside of Darla/Laura and Tim, but it's still easy to see that this boy is overflowing with self-deprecation.

In both Batman: Urban Legends and Tim Drake: Robin we see that his parents are, in the first one, very unaware of his life, and, in the second one, incredibly disapproving of his 'lifestyle' and even borderline emotionally abusive. Bernard really never met their expectations since he was young, and while he seems almost dismissive of this, you can tell it strikes him deep.

The one big thing we know about Bernard is the cult, and that already tells us everything we need to know. No one joins a cult if they have lot of self-love and confidence, especially not when the cult's main idea is to let go of all your problems through torture.

So when Tim, a guy he's had a crush on for years, someone he knows (or eventually finds out, the timeline is ambiguous) is not only a superhero, but his favorite superhero, Robin, he sees himself as dirty. As tainting Tim's heroism. Bernard is a likely depressed queer kid who fell victim to a cult, who has a history of self harm, with a bad relationship with his parents. To him, Tim is the one good thing in his life, and he says it outright even when they are having what's possibly their first big fight (unbeknownst to Tim, who, as I mentioned, is a dumbass <3).

He doesn't blame Tim at all for lying or keeping a secret identity, because Bernard sees himself as second to Robin in Tim's eyes and never once tries to fight back on that idea. Bernard considers Robin to be more important than himself, in general, and doesn't see anything wrong with that. To Bernard, Tim is the best thing that has ever happened to him, and the fact that they're dating is a blessing he doesn't believe he deserves.

In conclusion, these should like. Talk to each other. Please. And also both go to therapy. They love each other so much

[cluelesshero]

#496 True Terror

All his focus was on the path ahead, not realizing the true terror was creeping up from behind

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[delusioninabox]

Comic #2,540! I committed and couldn't back out now!

[weirdominate]

You remind me of the babes. (Urusei Yatsura, by Rumiko Takahashi; 1986.)

[gianteyedcrow]

Am I wrong if I say Tim Drake should smoke like a little weed

[hyperblue]

angsty thought of the day: kon takes some time away from tim to wrap his mind around all the cloning situation, but secretly keeps to eavesdrop on tim and their baby from across the country bc he just cannot help it

[useless-immortal]

okay aurora fandom we’ve had “Erin has a one-sided crush on Kendal”, and that’s good stuff I love it

but I think we are ready for the Ultimate Headcanon: “The Void Dragon has a one-sided crush on Kendal”

[xx-akubara-xx]

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