#because you’re either a legit idiot

[anamericangirl]

You found 5 instances of rapist rabbi over a span of more than 5 years in multiple countries

There have been hundreds of Christian clergy in the USA alone arrested just this year.

A conservative Texas judge just let a priest who plead guilty to raping a 14 year old boy off the hook without even making the rapist register as a sex offender.

If you’re going to cherry pick my replies and expect me to find all the cases of child abuse in the Jewish community ever in history for you when you have as much access to the internet as I do then I’m not going to waste my time responding to you anymore.

Christianity is the largest religion in the world and the most popular in the US. You’re not proving anything about the religion by googling more cases of Christians or Catholics guilty of sexual abuse. Even with the “hundreds” of cases you think there are that is an incredibly small percentage of the amount of Christian and catholic clergy in the country. You’re just proving you’re a moron who doesn’t understand statistics.

But if you’re really worried about where most of the sexual abuse of children is, look at public schools. You talk about “hundreds” of Christian clergy arrested in the US this year while the GOA estimates that in one single year (specifically 2017-2018, but there’s not reason to believe this year is unique in numbers) there were almost 15,000 cases of rape or attempted rape in schools.

So if you think you’ve proved something because a small percentage of church clergy have been arrested this year, what does that say about schools in the US? 🤔

But also way to go by saying these cases don’t exist to ok they exist but they don’t count when you were proven wrong. That just shows you don’t deserve any attention in this discussion and your comments should be completely ignored and tossed in the garbage where they belong and I will treat them that way from now on.

[physalian]

On writing a double-sided argument

If you’re trying to write a story where there’s multiple arguments/philosophies/POVs going on, and there isn’t supposed to be a clear winner that the audience is supposed to root for, I think one of the best things you can do—and this is just from experience with other people, haven’t tested it yet with my betas—is to have every side diminish the other into one correct but unfair assumption, ignoring all other traits.

Having one or more parties in the debate be complete nonsense with no leg to stand on won’t have your audience thinking they’re anything other than a willful idiot.

I’ll use my WIP as an example, Eternal Night's TBD sequel.

Side A: Mortals are uniquely brutal and bigoted toward each other, basing their entire lives on superficial prejudices and love nothing more than tearing each other down in the perpetual climb to the top.

Side B: Vampires are unchanging, petty, and arrogant, throwing their weight around and subjugating mortals to feed themselves when there’s plenty proof of concept that cohabitating with willing mortals, or surviving off animals is doable, they want to be superior, so they become slavers.

—

Why Side A sees it the way they do:

Person 1 was enslaved to mortals already as a vampire (in this world slaving goes both ways and that's kinda the whole point) and has seen mortals be particularly brutal to vampires knowing that they will survive any torture done to them, and any living conditions, being treated with less respect and care than livestock.

Person 2 is biracial, and in their village, it was life or death that they could successfully pass, and they watched their parent get humiliated and butchered by the town who only saw them for their skin and hair.

Basically, these two have legit cause to think the way they do, and Side B can’t refute their claims, because these things did happen and do still happen, but Side A refuses to see mortals as above their basest monstrosities, when it concerns ever sharing a world.

Why Side B sees it the way they do:

Person 3’s sheltered life constantly on the brink of starvation or hypothermia is directly caused by vampires triggering a winter apocalypse on half the planet, destroying the environment and sending their people deep underground for 300 years. Even today, vampires have every advantage, and still maintain what they see as a bitter, petty, useless grudge against mortals who can’t hope to stand up to them anyway.

What Person 3 refuses to see is Side A’s proven track record of providing stability and protection, a thriving symbiotic society, wells of knowledge that were never recorded, and simply that they are still people, many of whom did not choose to be here, whose only way out is intentionally getting themselves killed.

—

Basically, neither side is totally wrong, but most importantly, neither side is totally right. Both are only seeing the worst of each other, but that worst is a valid and paramount concern, not to be dismissed lightly.

Choosing sides is inevitable, but I really want it to come down to the characters’ own flaws and refusals to learn, rather than either’s philosophy itself being their downfall, because it needs to be a character-driven conflict, not lore and world history.

A “listen you’re both right and wrong here but this guy went too far trying to win this argument and now here we are with a mess to clean up” kind of thing.

Does that make sense?

A lot of times I’ll see stuff where you have Heroes vs Strawman, where the other side’s argument is weak at best and nonsensical at worst, seeing patterns where none truly exist. They’re wrong just because. They think the way they do just because. It doesn’t matter, you’re siding with the heroes anyway.

Heck, this can also be used to equalize lopsided love triangles where there’s the clear winner and then the delusional loser who hasn’t figured it out yet.

[sturniolo04]

Besties- All

Bsf!Fem!Reader x Bsf!Matt x Bsf!Chris x Bsf!Nick

A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you- Charli

Summary: Moments that I think would happen if you were besties with the triplets

Dividers by: @bernardsbendystraws

“Guys I trapped my door”

Chris groans out as you all turn to see the car door stuck on the turf Matt had parked next to.

“You’re joking”

You giggle out as you look up from you phone as Nick and Matt roll their eyes. Chris begins to push the door closed which didn’t really do anything in the end.

“What are you doing you fucking idiot you are going to break the door”

Matt exclaims as he looks at you seeing you are recording this on your phone as documentation of what you have to deal with all day everyday.

“Dude I don’t know what to do”

Chris defends as Nick makes his way over towards the door.

“How the hell do you fix this’

Nick asks as you continue to giggle.

“Matt you might have to drive the car forward”

You suggest as you stop recording looking at Chris turning to dig the corner of the car door out of the turf.

“Yeah fucking dig a hole little rabbit”

Matt groans out chuckling as you playfully slap his shoulder.

“Stop that’s so mean just drive the Car u-“

You trail off as Chris finally gets the door loose to close it.

“Holy shit you are unreal”

Nick chuckles out witch you giggling and Matt rolling his eyes.

You just happen to be over at the triplets shared house today while they filmed the content for their upcoming Wednesday video which was all kinds of chaos. As you sit on the couch out of Frame you watch them attempt to film a bit of them trying the new globerry prime drink.

“The bottle glows so that cool”

Chris states as he attempts to test it out hiding the bottle under his shirt which just so happen to be the color white.

“Kid you’re wearing a white shirt it’s not going to work”

Nick states matter of factory to ibis younger brother.

“Whatever shut up dude”

Chris retaliates as Matt continues to intently focus on the bottle in his hands.

“What if we got that blanket over there”

Nick suggests pointing to the blanket sitting next you on the couch.

“Yeah go ahead go get the blanket”

Chris agrees as Nick makes his way over to the blanket grabbing it.

“Oh wow is does glow a little bit”

Matt states as they are all under the blanket. You recording this interaction from the couch giggling.

“Wait I don’t see anything’

Nick huffs out.

“Wait hug the thing”

Matt states as they begin to huddle closer together.

“Ohhh it says prime”

Nick chuckles as Matt and Chris laugh along with him as they finally take the blanket off of them to then make eye contact with you giggling.

“You guys are goofballs”

You chuckle still recording the three.

“But you love us though”

Chris chuckles out

“You want to try some’

Matt asks gazing down at you into your eyes as you were standing next to him as they recorded a bit for the vlog.

“What is it it looks gross I’m scared’

You whine holding onto the foreign drink Nick had order from Taco Bell

“It’s good I promise”

Chris lies as Nick continues to look in the camera as him and Matt continue to gaze down at you standing in between the pair.

“This doesn’t have strawberry flavor in it’

You ask worried because you have told both Matt and Chris for that Matt for sure that the taste of strawberry anything makes you gag to the point you could throw up.

“No its cherry’

Nick states completely unsure as you begin to take a sip out of the shared straw.

“Is it good’

Matt chuckles out knowing the answer from how your face morphed into pure disgust as you swallowed placing a hand over your mouth shaking your head in response to him.

“Oh shit it actually was strawberry flavor”

Nick states slowly looking at the receipt feeling really bad.

“She has legit tears in her eyes”

Chris states as he places a hand on your shoulder as you begin to gag ultimately running to Matt’s bathroom a few feet away.

“Oh no I feel bad”

Matt groans out chuckling as they all head to the bathroom.

“Mwah I love Chris”

Marylou states hugging Chris as you all decided to come visit Boston for the week.

“I love you too”

He replies sweetly.

“Okay that’s enough I love Matt too”

She states move over to hug Matt and eventually moving over to then hug Nick.

“But I love her more”

Marylou giggles as she comes up to hug you.

“What no way”

Chris exclaims as Nick and Matt chuckle knowing that even though you weren’t her real daughter you always felt like one to their mom which meant you were the favorite

“I told you I was the favorite’

You joke ruffling chris’ hair as he playfully pushes your hand away.

“Can you guys like stop yelling at each other”

You scream at the three that are filming a blind deaf and mute baking video you were watching sitting a few feet away in the kitchen finally having enough. You tolerated it enough from the cussing to even the aggressive smacks on each other.

“Matt’s not listening to a word I’m saying it’s frustrating”

Nick exclaims as you stand up from your seat coming over to Nick.

‘Okay we’ll he isn’t going to listen to you if you keep yelling at him”

You state simply knowing how Matt is.

“And you need to be nice too”

You state directly towards Chris who was continuing to eat popcorn sitting on the counter.

“We’ll nick’s a fucking moron yelling at me to go someone and eat even though I told him I haven’t eaten anything at all today and it’s fucking 6 pm”

Chris huffs out as you continued to sort out the overwhelming pair as Matt let’s out an anxious sigh which alerts all three of you.

“Matt what’s wrong”

You ask coming over to him rubbing his shoulder slightly as he continues to breathe deeply.

“Guys he’s gonna cry”

You state to Nick and Chris.

“Let’s just stop for a minute”

Nick suggests a Chris turns off the camera and Matt takes off the blindfold he was wearing.

‘Yeah you guys need to take a break”

You agree as you follow Matt to the couch.

“Can you not do this”

Nick groans out as you guys are sitting in a booth a dennys as Chris is messing around with the curtain next to him.

“Do you think they want it down”

Chris asks as Nick rolls his eyes.

“How about leave it the way they had it’

Nick chuckles as he looks across to you and Matt on the other side of the table.

“I don’t know if I want anything from here because all of their stuff is bad”

Nick disgustily states looking at you.

“No same we only came here because Chris asked”

You agree with Nick resting you head on Matt’s shoulder feeling the sleep crash over your senses it being 7pm as Matt leans his head on top of yours.

“That’s because you all don’t get the French toast slam”

Chris exclaims slamming the table as you slightly jump geuininely fall asleep

“Oh my god Chris i fucking hate you”

You huff out throwing a straw wrapper at him once you sit up to lean your head forward to rest on your arms on the table as Nick laughs.

“ oh no she’s sleepy”

Matt states chuckling as he begins to rub your back softly. Matt had always had a subtle thing for you and think everyone noticed over time.

"dude didnt you take a nap earlier"

nick questions.

"i did but you wanted to go to dennys so it got cut short"

you whine out sitting back up realizing you couldn't get a moment of silence as matt chuckles beside you as you roll your eyes laying your head back on his shoulder

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[quibbs126]

I had another thought with that one megop sparkling idea I keep bringing up but never fully committing to because I can’t decide on any one idea and at this rate I think I’m just annoying people

But yeah, I had another thought, one that I just thought was funny. I want to draw it out, but I’m lazy and also I have a test tomorrow that I have to study for, so I’m not doing it now. But I’m also impatient, so I’m giving you the bullet points/written version. If I’m sensible, I’ll take this post down after I finish the actual thing so I’m not too repetitive

Anyways, so there’s the kid, who is the child of the two leaders of the Autobot and Decepticon factions, and thus, potentially, holds a lot of value as a hostage and bargaining chip. Granted, I don’t know how known they actually are, there might just be a rumor going around that the two leaders have a secret kid somewhere

But anyways, someone (I don’t know who) gets the idea to capitalize on this, and afterwards calls up Optimus and Megatron, who are up to their usual things, claiming they have taken their sparkling captive and want some demands or other if the two ever want to see them again

Now both of them are very confused by this turn of events. Optimus has no goddamn clue what this guy’s talking about, because he’s pretty sure he knows the two of them definitely don’t have a sparkling. Megatron meanwhile does know they definitely had a sparkling, but he’s cycling through his head the possibilities of if this guy’s telling the truth. Because he was pretty sure no one knew about them, how did this person find out? How many people know? Do they really have their sparkling or is it just a trap to kill them? Or is it some idiot claiming this status, while probably not being aware there is a genuine one out there? Or did they just pick up an innocent bot who just happens to kind of look like them? How close is his secret to getting out, especially to Optimus?

But yeah basically meanwhile, while Megatron is somewhat internally panicking and trying to assess the most likely severity of this situation, Optimus is just like, “…I have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about, Megatron and I don’t have a sparkling, isn’t that right Megatron?”, thinking Megatron is on the same page of this being absolutely absurd as him

But because Megatron is thinking and stopped paying much attention, he doesn’t answer at all. And the silence goes on long enough that it’s getting questionable, especially since Megatron isn’t jumping in to defend his own honor that he did not have a baby with his sworn enemy. His silence is starting to become an admission, and the possibility of this actually being legit is starting to freak Optimus out, because again, he doesn’t know about any of this

Okay explaining it out loud does not bring out the comedy the situation is supposed to have. Probably because there’s no visuals and my description of the narrative rather than just dialogue. So like, the comedy doesn’t happen like it’s supposed to, this isn’t the format for the joke. But the image is funny in my head, okay?

I’ll make the picture either tomorrow or Friday or something, since I have things to do tomorrow. I was just trying to explain it so that you could understand my vision before I can make it

[showtoonzfan]

Okay so I saw S1E2 of HH “Video killed the radio Star” so here’s my thoughts on that, ⚠️SPOILERS⚠️

- So once again, the pacing is all over the place. In the span of 2 episodes we have to deal with introducing Adam and Lute, the main characters of the hotel, the three V’s and Sir Pen, and I don’t like how the three V’s are introduced in the second episode of season 1. Like…can we just let the characters we know breathe and get to know them before you introduce new ones?? Told you this was going to be like Helluva lol.

- So hell is freaking out that the extermination got moved to 6 months later, but Charlie of course isn’t the focus of this episode. It’s mainly the three V’s + Angel/Al/Sir Pen. It still bothers me that the reason behind redeeming sinners is not because Charlie is sick of Hell being a damnation but because she doesn’t want them to be exterminated. It’s such a drastic change from the pilot and the character motivation that it still throws me off sorry.

- So, I actually like Vox. I take back bitching about Christian Borle playing him because while his suave voice may not fit the twink design, he does a fantastic job either way as expected, making Vox an intimidating person. I had thought before that Vox was going to just be this dumb henchman, but I actually like how he’s the runner of things. He’d be so cool if he didn’t curse and talk like every other character in the show though.

- Good GOD Valentino. I already shared how I felt about him when the dialogue leaks came out, but I HATE how his character is just this idiot man baby who throws temper tantrums and legit needs to be “calmed down” by Vox because he’s such an idiot. Like…Velvette calls him a piss baby and Vox legit had to talk to him as if he was one, that’s how dumb this guy is. There’s a scene where Vox asks what they should do about the hotel and Val says “just put something inside, that’s how I get the bitches”- like…kill me. The fan interpretations were better. He was actually someone you didn’t want to mess with and had an intimidating voice, here he’s a whiny baby that you have to remind yourself is the same guy who forces himself on Angel. The Addict and comic version of this character is not the same as the one we have now. His voice is too high pitch, it sucks and his accent goes on and off constantly. Viv can’t write abusers for shit, she sees everything as a joke. Again, how are we supposed to take abuse seriously if this is how you portray your abuser. Crimson is more intimidating than this joke of a cockroach.

- Alastor has been gone for seven years, yeah that “Lilith is Rosie and Al is working for her”- allegation is 100% true like it perfectly lines up together since Lilith has also been gone for seven years. Only for Alastor, it makes no sense. Like…wdym he’s been gone for seven years. The pilot is canon and they state he’s been at the hotel for a week. Alastor was literally walking around town when Charlie was on the news. Do they mean that it’s been years since he’s done his radio show? Viv, when you retcon shit you need to specify. You’re just confusing everyone again.

- They need to explain why exactly it’s dangerous to make a deal with Alastor because all this vagueness isn’t helping the story. The whole reason Vox sends Sir Pen out to be a spy was to make sure Charlie didn’t make a deal with him, yet you literally have Vaggie making a deal with him like it was nothing in the last episode. I also fail to see why exactly Vox cares about Charlie making a deal with Alastor in the first place. Is it because he doesn’t want Al to have more power? Is it because he doesn’t want Charlie to have power? EXPLAIN.

- Yay more retconning and woobifying. So Angel Dust is a whiny wimpy bitch in this episode, he’s very out of character. When Sir Pen comes to the hotel, he’s extra pressed about that, when in the pilot he couldn’t even take Sir Pen seriously and was acting nonchalant towards him. Then when Charlie starts getting all giddy and complimenting Pen, Angel gets sad and jealous??? This is the second fucking episode of season 1. I thought the whole point about Angel and the hotel was that he didn’t trust Charlie nor take the redemption stuff seriously. Now apparently he wants her approval? And then when he finds Pen out, Pen insults him and that causes Angel to just fucking lunge at him and start punching. When did Angel get this goddamn sensitive. Why did the wimpy snake character who’s supposed to be a loser get under his skin THAT much? It’s even more jarring because the last episode Angel was literally saying he loves being exploited and in the pilot he’s presented as someone who could give less of a shit of what other people think, now a simple jab at him being a slut made him go off. Remember when Travis called him a slut in the pilot and Angel just laughed it off? What happened to that Angel lol.

- Vaggie has a line that flat out calls Angel a sexual harasser. And yet we’re supposed to feel bad for him and root for HuskerDust. Makes perfect sense Viv, fuck you. She has no idea what sexual harassment even is because she sees actual harassment as quirky funny jokes and paints it as genuine love. Pick a side. Is Angel an asshole who sexually harasses people or is he an uwu baby who deserves to be with Husk. Clearly Viv chose the second option.

- I liked Vox and Al’s song, tho I wish it was more singing instead of talking. Charlie’s song in the end was boring but at least it was short. I still don’t know how to feel about Pen being at the hotel tho. Like I get he’s a loser and not a big threat but him happily joining the hotel now is way too structurally fast. There’s a lot of things that feel like Viv changed at the last minute compared to the pilot and it shows. Pilot was better.

That’s it, not looking forward to the third one which is HuskerDust focused (female centric show my ass)

[steggyisnthere]

HCs of what it would be like dating the main 4+ butters Fem!Reader

(characters aged up to 16-17)

word count (607)

warnings - a couple swear words and a bit of suggestiveness

🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

stan 💙🌿💨

he would definitely tease you a lot, but lovingly for sure

‘y/n you’re so stupid’

‘my stupid tho...’

he would be okay with a little bit of PDA in public, like holding hands or a small peck before class but anything else will legit make him puke lol

he’d be a bit hesitant to introduce you to his family, because of Shelly and Randy but yk he would do it eventually

If you don't like him smoking, wouldn’t do it near you <3

would defo talk to you about the most stupid things but you two were chill with that

dates would be a lot of movie nights, in and out 💙

calls you ‘babe’ or your nickname, ‘

kyle ✡️💚🏀

Kyle would try to be really romantic and want you to feel comfortable in your relationship 

he’d try to be THAT guy because he’s a bit worried you might leave him

he likes some PDA in public like holding hands, leaning on shoulders, and kissing but he would be WAY more cuddly in private

he wouldn’t mind introducing you to his family at ALL, Shelia legit loves you the first time you meet

you two would talk about deep sentimental things a lot of the time, to be honest

for dates, you two would like to read in together or go to the library, and sometimes breakfast or brunch dates 💚

he would call you ‘love, honey, sweetheart’ and if you were fortunate ‘darling’

Kenny 🧡🐈‍🧸

Kenny defo the biggest dirty mind out of all of these guys

he is so overconfident with his rizz it’s hilarious 💀 

‘hey babe, are you a highway cuz I wanna ride you all night i lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?’

LIVES FOR PDA, bro is all over you, smooching, hugging, holding your arm, hugging, public and private 

would also be hesitant to introduce you to the fam because of how poor he is 😭 

if you get along with Karen tho, he’s gonna be so happy 

you two talk about a lot of sex-related stuff, like ‘how do girls even jerk off’ but you two are very open-minded about it, don’t worry

If you don't like him smoking, will try his best not to do it in front of you

For dates, you and Kenny would go to the park or some cheap-ass diner (all he can afford is the water but it’s the thought that counts, right?)

He would call you the most ridiculous names to annoy you ‘pookie, honey-babe, sexy, wifey’ but would mostly call you ‘babe.’

Eric ❤️🍟🍗

He’s mean to you, but deep down he really loves you, promise

Thinks you and him are the shit, for real

PDA is a no unless he’s trying to be nice, but in private he won’t mind a few kisses and cuddles here and there

Won’t be bothered to introduce you to Liane unless you asked first because he is a lazy piece of shit

You two talk shiz about EVERYONE at school

Ya’ll are either feared as a couple or like ‘wtf how did they get together’

For dates, he’d take you out to eat or you’d play Roblox and bully kids together <3

He would call you your normal name, but sometimes, just sometimes he calls you ‘babe’

Butters 🧈 🦋 💙

He is the sweetest most innocent boyfriend everrrrr 😭

Will always be around, a little needy at times

PDA, he’s all for it. Butters is all over you, hugging and kissing and always holding your hand aww

Is also hesitant to introduce you to his family because his parents are fkn idiots meany poos

You guys talk about Hello Kitty and literally everything nice under the sun

Practices how to ask you on dates in the mirror-

He would take you to the park to go on a walk, and sometimes to the movies too <3

He would call you your name or sometimes ‘lovely’ because that's what he does best

[makethosenarratorsfight]

UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE A

Lemony Snicket Propaganda:

(I would like to preface this by saying that Lemony Snicket is the author's pen name, not a real person, and he exists as a character in-universe as well as being the one in-universe who writes the books!) I'd say he's unreliable because he spent time collecting information about the Baudelaire kids and then... wrote books about it. He has no idea what any of their dialogue actually was, what they were thinking, or even the whole plot, he's just doing research into the incidents and then filling in the gaps to make it a story. What ACTUALLY happened to the Baudelaires? Nobody really knows for sure

While the Baudelaire siblings are in potentially life threatening danger, he will randomly start talking about his own life and just leave the siblings hanging. For example, once Count Olaf was threatening to kill Violet, and then Lemony randomly began talking about how he met the love of his life at a costume party. This man CANNOT stay on topic. Usually when a new character is introduced, Lemony tells us right at the start that they’re either going to die or that the Baudelaire siblings will never see them again. Foreshadowing is not subtle in these books. CONSTANTLY emphasizes how miserable he feels while writing these books. At one point he admits that he had to put his pencil down and go cry for a while because of how sad it made him. Once he filled an entire page with nothing but the word “ever” to emphasize how dangerous it is to put forks in electrical outlets. He also repeated a paragraph about deja vu later on in the book to give the reader deja vu.

Johnny Truant Propaganda:

He literally tells us he’s a liar / storyteller in the first couple of chapters. He edits other people’s manuscripts without giving a hint as to what exactly he’s edited, so you have to figure it out yourself and then second guess whether you’re right or wrong. He claims to just be an idiot junkie and then you find out in his mother’s letters to him that he’s fluent in Latin, won academic scholarships, and writes poetry. In the end he writes a happy ending for himself and then tells us it was bullshit and then tells us another, slightly less happy (but still surprisingly good) ending and you have to just. Sort of decide on your own whether that one was legit or not.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Athena, Ra, and Demeter

Got bich slap by god killer in their human form and give them order of an almost impossible task for something they did that didn't go unpunished from their cowerdness

-During your many months in Valhalla, you haven’t had many issues with the various gods and humans you’ve come to meet, and you’ve realized the tenacity of the humans, something they’ve learned themselves, fighting against the gods.

-Everyone was respectful of you, as, rightfully earned, many were afraid of you when you first arrived back, you could end all of them on whim with just a snap of your fingers, but they did a good job keeping you placated.

-Those few idiotic fools who tried to challenge you learned very quickly that you were legit, but to be fair, Zeus and Odin did warn all of them, humans and gods alike, so it was their own fault.

-You were walking around in your human form, wearing the chiton Leonidas had given to you, since you couldn’t walk around naked in your human form, unlike your cat-like form where you could be free as you normally were, enjoying the pleasant weather in the Greek pantheon, which is where you normally hung out.

-Your journey was paused when you heard crying, the crying of a child and you immediately went to investigate and what you found made your void writhe with fury.

-There was a group of children, four to be exact, whom you enjoyed spending time with, mainly because they were innocent and would often make you flower crowns, either for your human form or cat form.

-There were new flower crowns, now destroyed, around them, all of them crying over their hard work being lost, but the culprits of who dared to do something so cruel, were three gods, two from the Greek pantheon, Athena and Demeter, and one from the Egyptian, Ra.

-From what you gathered, the children had been running, seeking you out to give you their new gifts, and unfortunately ran, literally, into these three gods, who punished these children for their ‘disrespect’.

-You approached, your hair swirling around you as your power seemed to make the earth tremble around you, “Why are these children crying?” the kids gasped, hearing your voice and immediately ran for you, crying, hugging you around your knees, holding the end of your chiton.

-Athena glared down at you, “Who do you think you are speaking to us like that?” your eyelid twitched lightly as they didn’t seem to realize who you were as Demeter folded her arms across her chest, “You’re but a child yourself- don’t argue with us!”

-Your power flared more, the world shaking as your hair seemed to rise around you, creating a halo of darkness and you heard Zeus in the distance, “Oh no!!”

-You immediately darted forward and sent all three of these gods spinning with a bitch slap each, the sound was heard even in the farthest pantheons in Valhalla, knocking them to the ground.

-Ra was immediately standing, holding his cheek, “HOW DARE YOU?!”

-The three gods were fuming and instantly standing, screaming at you before Zeus, in his bulky form, leapt in front of you, defending you, which shocked the three gods, Demeter demanding to know the meaning of him protecting you.

-Zeus immediately shrunk down and turned, sweating heavily as he bowed his head to you, “Please forgive them Y/N!” they all turned white, instantly paling, as they didn’t recognize you because they never seen you out of your cat form before.

-They were quickly groveling to you, begging for your forgiveness, but your rage was not so easily calmed as you motioned to the children, “I’m not the one you should be apologizing to- they ran into you, on accident, and you attacked them- destroying the thing that brings them joy!”

-Zeus swallowed, standing next to the side with the children, watching in awe as he had never seen you so angry before as they quickly swallowed their pride and apologized to the children, begging for their forgiveness.

-The children forgave them, but you gave them an intimidating warning, “Mind yourselves, you never know who will be watching.” Now that they knew you could change your form at will, they had to be careful.

-You turned to Zeus who nodded, ushering the children over to you, “I’ll be sure to educate them on how to be a proper god.” You gave him a small nod and they couldn’t argue with Zeus, as he had been telling all gods for months now to be true gods, not abusing their position and power, and they all knew you wouldn’t give them another chance.

-The children took your hands, pulling you back to the flower fields to make new flower crowns, even better ones this time!!

[turquoisewritermaster]

((Valentines, several days late as is tradition here. Because I’m lazy. Drake gifts his partners a big fish, Smoker tries cooking and mostly succeeds, and Ruth thinks about the past and the future.))

Smoker awoke to a loud thud from outside, following by a low rumbling. He became aware of the fact that Ruth was snuggled up against him next, which meant Drake was out of bed, since she usually attached herself to him in the morning. Then he saw the calendar.

“Ah, fuck.”

Ruth groaned when he got out of bed, but didn’t wake up. Which made sense, she’d come to bed late last night after doing god knows what for hours. Smoker dressed himself in his casual clothes and headed outside, where he was greeted by an Allosaurus and one very large dead fish.

“Drake. What the hell.”

“I brought breakfast.”

The deep, rumbly tone Drake’s voice took in Zoan form used to send a shiver down Smoker’s spine. Well, it still did. Just not at seven in the morning, when it was supposed to be his day off.

“You could have just gone to the store, idiot.”

“Ruth thinks this is charming.”

“Ruth also tried to eat Doflamingo. Her sense of what’s normal is not reliable.”

Drake huffed, and Smoker stepped towards the fish. It was big, but not sea king big. They could probably take it apart and freeze or dry what they didn’t use over the next few days.

“Are you going to help me take this thing apart?”

“Sure. Is Ruth still-“

“Sleeping. She’ll probably wake up when she smells food.”

Ruth did emerge once Smoker started cooking. She still looked half asleep, but she’d gotten dressed, and paused to kiss Drake’s cheek before coming over and doing the same to Smoker.

“Morning.”

“Morning. Breakfast’s almost done, you can go wait with your fisherman over there.”

She’d turned, and Drake had smiled softly at her. He moved one of the books on the table as she sat down, placing it on the side none of them used.

“You brought in the fish?”

“Yeah. Happy Valentines.”

The way Ruth smiled at him, that made it worth it. Even if he was pretty sure he’d need to take a long hot shower tonight to get the fish smell off.

“Alright. Here you go. We’re still on for dinner at your idiot cook’s place tonight, don’t forget.”

“I’d never forget.”

Ruth said softly, and Drake nodded, letting Smoker set their plates down. Normally, Marine officers didn’t learn to cook. Mess halls took care of dietary needs, and restaurants were always an option during shore leave, but Smoker had learned sometime between Drake leaving on his undercover operation and the three of them getting together.

“Stop contemplating your food and eat, Drake.”

“Alright, alright.”

He took a bite of the fish, and let a calm silence settle over them.

If you’d told me three years ago that I would be here, I would have called you insane. One because I’d died. Legit died, my spine had been severed and my heart and brain had stopped functioning. I’d learned that at Laugh Tale, which was fun. Two, because I was in a relationship with two people who cared about me. I had gone from zero experience with romance or sex, to having two boyfriends. And also the Devil Fruit thing. There had been a long period of time, especially when I’d been separated from the rest of the Straw Hats, that I’d found myself missing my old life. A life I could never go back to. It was the past, gone like the wind, and I had to keep moving forward. Drake and Smoker gave me a reason to do that, to keep looking towards the sunrise.

“You’re awfully quiet.”

Smoker’s voice snapped me from my thoughts, and I shrugged, taking a bite of rice.

“Just thinking. Breakfast’s good, as usual.”

“You say that like your cooking isn’t better than mine”.

He said dryly, which made Drake bite back a laugh. Never expected I’d hear that either, but having people who genuinely cared, who he could be open with, had done a lot for Drake. I was happy for him.

“I love you two.”

They both paused at that, Smoker looking at me before huffing and Drake nodding.

“I love you too. Both of you. Is everything-“

“Yeah. Just thinking about the future.”

A future I hoped was as bright as the morning sun, and would last a long, long time.

[jewishbarbies]

I had made a post a while back about how dolly parton could be a billionaire but she donates too much money and taylor is about to be a billionaire because she doesn’t and some idiot swifties legit just reblogged it with articles from this year only about taylor’s “charity” saying she can be both and bitch. you seriously think what taylor donated to look good while on tour is the same amount or more than what dolly has done for her entire career? no, you can’t do both. either you’re a good person or you’re a billionaire. and dolly isn’t a billionaire.

[firecrackerhh]

We aaaaaallll deseeeeeerve to diiiiieeeee!!

The lives of the wicked at the very least. God knows we have far too many of those wretched vermin insisting they stamp their boot all over us for their own gain. Too many blubbering idiots so unbearably fucking retarded they barely should count as human fucking beings to begin with think this country is only for them. Anyone outside of their view may as well be considered persona non grata.

These people legit believe that Donald fucking trump is the next Jesus Christ or some shit dude, these people think that a fascist piece of shit fucking spoiled brat of an absolute wretch is somehow going to make things better for them because these idiots don’t think that Trump despises them too.

Oh yeah, sure, the rich billionaire will totally help you out, he totally doesn’t think you’re a retard. Not like trump has any right to claim he’s smarter than anyone.

When Hillary called those wretched fucks deplorables she was fucking correct. I don’t like Hillary but she got one thing right at least.

I can’t respect any of these ‘people’ I’m supposed to respect ‘people’ who would have very little issue in fucking killing me for the crime of existing? Nah, fuck that civility politics bullshit, respect is earned. If anyone’s persona non grata here, it’s them. it sure as fuck isn’t me! I’m not retarded enough to fall for a F-rate salesman who shouldn’t have even been allowed to run the second time given how January 6th fucking played out! He’s, yknow, a felon?

Felon, the same class of people who aren’t even allowed to vote? Felons can’t vote but Donald trump can run for office and somehow fucking win and no one who actually matters gives a fuck!? It’s not like he really suffered any consequences for all this shit!

Like yeah yeah he has to spend a lot of money, oh whatever, man could sell one of his golden toilets or some shit, I’m sure it would be enough to last him a while. Frankly I think Donald trump should suffer for the rest of his life, I say we put him in a Saw trap but we can’t always get what we want. Tragic.

It’s funny I mention that at all cuz I’m a lil bitch who hates super gory stuff (Sweeney Todd is like nothing compared to the real bad gorey media out there) but man, if anyone deserves Jigsaw’s wrath…

I’m not gonna act all doom and gloom over this shit, that ain’t helpful, but goddamn I’m not gonna pretend that shit is all kittens and rainbows either.

And if you think I think his voters are shit you don’t wanna know what I think of the people they vote in.

Have a lot of nerve to claim immigrants, democrats and whatnot are poisoning the blood of this country when the only poisonous beings I see are them. I have to wonder if these people are just constantly projecting (however unintentionally)

Of course, that would assume they’re capable of understanding irony.

Sigh…I’m lucky to live in a safe enough state, but the federal supersedes the state governments, who knows how long that’ll last. Fuck me. I swear to god I keep imagining fucking mad max style apocalyptic scenarios and I can only fucking hope that it’s just my anxiety making shit worse and not eventual reality.

Fuck God, is there a demon we can summon to make things better?

Goddamnit.

Other countries are gonna be affected by this too.

Oh we will all go together when we go

What a comforting fact that is to know…

It really isn’t tbh but man what else do we got?

[phobia-sweets]

Can I get Firefly with a rival who accidentally confesses they like him during a fight and then legit the rival runs tf away out of embarrasment?

took a break from writing due to writer's block, came back and immadietly went to write firefly bc i love him

ALSO SHOULD I ADD KILLER MOTH TO MY LIST?? LIKE, i love him. i wanna put 2004 killer moth for shits and giggles

General! Firefly x reader

Warnings & Notes: i dont even know anymore, not proofread, im in love with him and i kept thinking abt arkham knight firefly in particular while writing this but it ain't him

 “Oh, you’re so lucky I love you.” You groaned, “If I didn’t you’d be dead already.”

 “Oh really?” You could practically hear the grin in his voice. “That so?”

 “Wait,” You stopped, glaring at him. “That’s not what I meant, and you know it.”

 “Then what did you mean?” he laughed, inhaling sharply afterwards. “You ain’t got a crush on little old me, do ya? ‘Cause if you did, it wouldn’t be that much of a surprise…”

 “Don’t flatter yourself.” You grumbled, feeling your heart hammering in your chest. You weren’t about to be humiliated by this… idiot, simply because you didn’t think properly before you spoke. “like I’d find someone like you attractive.”

 “ ‘Someone like me’, huh?” He turned off his jetpack. “What’s so bad about me? Aside from my, well-” He motioned to the burning building in the distance.

 “You’re fucking insufferable.” He looked amused at your comment, Not believing it one bit. You took a few steps back.

 “Am I? Or do you think I’m just so ho-”

 Oh, it was too much. You turned your back on him, and ran. That was humiliating. You should’ve just punched him when you had the chance, you thought. 

 “OH, SO I AM RIGHT!” He shouted as you ran.

 You, of course, responded with the classic “FUCK OFF!” and ran. Maybe taking a few weeks off wasn’t a bad idea. At least it’d mean you wouldn’t have to interact with Lynns. Maybe he’d forget about your slip-up. Hopefully. 

 It wasn’t long until you reached your apartment, gasping for breath and stumbling into the kitchen to get a glass of water. You drank, leaning against the counter. What you needed after that frankly embarrassing scene was a cup of tea and--

 Knock, knock, knock.

 You looked over at the window in your living room, where the noise came from. Despite the rain and darkness, Lynns’s silhouette was unmistakable. You didn’t wanna let him in, but closing the curtains on him would just make him angry, considering he knew you saw and heard him knocking. He would probably either kick down the door or break the window if you didn’t let him in - He was looking at you expectantly.

 “God fucking damnit” you sighed.

[bisluthq]

I think to him it was like… the only time he was ever gonna buy one right so he just spent whatever he thought best //

We know he looks up to his parents who have been married for like 47 or 48 years by now (I think he posted about their 45 year anniversary back in 2021?) and the two relationships he’s been in have been very long, so it doesn’t surprise me that he would believe that divorce is not even a possibility.

I think Taylor, for example, is a hopeless romantic and wants to believe every person she’s with is the one and all of that. But I get the sense that she does think of the worst case scenario too, she might not believe in it, but whether it’s being realistic or anxiety, I believe she does think about it.

But I don’t know that it’s something either Jack or Saoirse have even considered? And I don’t mean it in a “omg it’s so cute” way, I mean it in a “maybe you should take that into consideration” way. But I guess you should be that sure if you’re choosing to marry someone, you shouldn’t marry someone thinking you’re going to get divorced, but it’s also realistic to think about what would happen if you had to get one

Obviously you should think it’s gonna be forever if you’re marrying someone but you absolutely should 100% talk through what happens if it’s not imo. Like you’re way better off signing a prenup while you’re wanting to marry someone and it seems like you’ll never need to invoke it than figuring out a divorce in full community of property when you’re wanting a divorce. Ari’s a romantic - we know this lol and we know she said she “only wants to do it once” and stuff - but she had a prenup and I think that prenup saved her a hell of a lot of hassle and sleepless nights (and in the end was way cheaper for her lol than if she’d done something stupid).

I do think you should go into marriage thinking it’s gonna be forever - fwiw I think you should think/hope every serious relationship is forever - but I also don’t think you should be an idiot.

Also I always harp on about prenups and I think a lot of people think it’s like a way for rich people to protect themselves but it’s not just that? If you’re married in community of property with no prenup, you are liable for your spouse’s debts fyi. In fact, even if your spouse dies indebted, you inherit that debt. And seeing as how you’re one legal entity, them dying means you essentially died too so EVERYTHING YOU OWN becomes “the estate”. People get stuck in situations where they can’t access their own money that they spent their whole life working for because they’ve got a dead spouse and shit. Like it’s legit a fucking mess. Get a fucking prenup. It’s not about not being romantic or expecting divorce, it’s about not being a complete idiot.

The only reason I can think of to NOT want a prenup is if you’re expecting a divorce and are gold digging lol and trying to ensure you get 50/50 or as close to that as possible lmao or if you’re gold digging and are hoping the person dies first and you essentially get 100% of their shit. If you’re not in one of those situations idk why you wouldn’t want to spell out who gets what and who is legally liable for what.

[texasjen13]

Can I vent a bit? 😅☺️

I logically can’t process the faking a marriage standpoint, I think Chris really married this girl, gaslight his own fandom to use this mess to gain traction for himself or/and her and it backfired greatly because he didn’t know his own perception and tried and failed to copy other celeb couples (real and fake) doing pr stunts.

I also think she’s going to share the wedding pics or some shit will happen that will be the final nail in coffin confirmation that he really is willfully in this mess.

The pr angle would be one hell of a Hollywood story and no I don’t believe those who believe it’s pr are crazy, I think they are very intelligent and spotted many holes but the pr is indeed real as well as the relationship which would make Chris a pathetic loser.

He has suffered from low self worth for years and now it’s lead to an extreme terrible decision but it may take him years to finally see it, marrying a twenty something was a safe and easy choice for him, he has the power in said relationship and we see it playing out.

It’s unfortunate because he gave many hope that decent men were indeed out there, but it was a scam.

I hope these 40+ yr olds see in the future, how disgusting they come off, imagine them having a little girl and she grows up and when she turns 23, brings home a 41 yr old, bet he wouldn’t be so calm.

Also I can’t ignore marrying someone who’s bestie is a racist. Chris loves to act like he’s in the know and socially conscious but how many times has he put his foot in his mouth.

I expected better from this man and deep down in my heart I wanted this FS person to be his legit one, but I never expected him to pull this mess.

If by some shock I’m wrong and this gets exposed as pr, I’d be 1% relieved yet still mad at him for taking his fandom for granted but there’d be slight hope, but the reality is I’m sure he and his friends and hers spend time laughing at the team pr vs team real mess that they created and breadcrumbed for two years.

Many random people over the last year came out and said Chris wasn’t like his image in real life and how he gaslights women….I now believe it because that’s precisely what he did with his fandom. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Love the readings, keep them coming, I’d love to hope for better but like I said he sat his butt on stage and stated he’s married so logically…..I’m believing him. I feel like an idiot either way sooooo…..

Whooo… thanks for letting me vent. I hope this mess is pr and just a bump in the road towards him finding his true love aka FS. 🤞 thanks for reading! 💜

You’re welcome and I agree feel free to vent anytime

[unknownogre]

“So, you’re telling me that I’m stupid?”

That was spoken after the queen just stared at me for a while. I…my heart stopped. What I didn’t say anything. I just called her a Goddess. What in the hells did I do wrong. Oh shit, does she think I was trying to be mean? I…crap this is why I’m single. Oh man…and she is still staring at me with her arms crossed. I’d be a dead man if her gaze was a weapon.

“No…I…No you aren’t stupid your majesty.”

That…that didn’t make her happy. She just canted her head to the other side and walked up to me. I was quite a bit taller than her and she poked me in the chest without an ounce of fear…hell I even took a step back. Legit I’m like three times her size and I am terrified right now. What did I do?

“So now you are telling me I don’t know what I want because I’m a ‘female’?”

…am I going to die. Is she going to kill me right here and now? At least that is how I feel. Everyone is just staring at me like I messed up. HOW DID I MESS UP?! I was just trying to help. I’m a giant ugly man. What more is there to say? She deserves someone to look at and be like…’DAMN!’ you know? I’m not that guy. I’m just a battle axe. A tool, nothing more right? She wasn’t giving me an inch either. Her finger pointing into my chest…I felt a pillar at my back now…I couldn’t run even if I wanted. So is so small but in this moment I feel like she could reach into my chest with ease and rip out my heart.

“Oh…oh no no, no I didn’t…no. I’d never…I always respect women…You…I…”

Why was the DAMN ROUGE LAUGHING AT ME!? PHIL HELP ME!? I try to ask for help with my eyes, but no one is helping me. I don’t know what I said…I don’t know what I said. Panic, that is all I have. I’m not a diplomat…hell I don’t even know how I got to be the leader of my group. They said my plans were solid but I’m sure they could have found someone as smart as me. I’m just strong, strong and durable. That is all I have going for me in this world. I just got picked because I was the first person to kill a Demon general. Nothing more, at least…I don’t think. CRAP WHAT DO I DO!?

“So, I’m not stupid, and I’m not inferior because I’m a woman. You just called me a goddess not moments ago, would you question the will of a goddess? Or would you dare tell divinity they are wrong?”

Holy crap…! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! I can’t argue with that. I could try but then she might get mad and I don’t want her to get mad. I just let out a breath. I mean, I could do what I can to make her happy but…I’m really stupid. I don’t know what to say or how to act correct. There are lots of rules.

“You are right your majesty…I’m not very smart your majesty. I don’t think I’d be a good match for you. I just want you to be happy you see. Letting you know what you are getting into. I know you are just being nice by offering. You don’t want to marry me. But if it has to happen I’ll protect you…I’ll even stay quiet so you don’t have to bother worrying about me saying something stupid.”

I said quietly trying not to make eye contact. I’ll be a good trophy right? That is fine I suppose. I’m an ugly trophy but at least no one will want to attack her right? That is what I can do, protect her. She can have other men of course, I won’t stand In the way of that. I’ll be loyal, that is the least I can do, but she is a queen. I can’t be enough for her. I was Mabel was here, she was so easy to talk to. When she died I leveled the entire Crypt Lord’s castle on my way to the demon king. I miss her so much.

“You…YOU IDIOT!”

She barked at me and then she took my hand and forced me to sit on the throne. WHAT IS GOING ON!? I even agreed with her! Then she pulled out a ring and placed it on her finger and her entire appearance changed. She got a little shorter and more stout, her hair went from golden brown to a mousey blonde…her eyes from green to amber…

…I can’t breathe…

“You…died…you…you…”

I can’t think…I can’t see straight…what was going on? Good thing I wasn’t standing I would have fallen right over. What was this? Was I crying…I was crying. Is this an illusion? Does everyone else see Mabel? I think so even Phil is taken back. The ring was removed…and the queen stood there once more. Though her face softened a LOT. I could feel her slightly calloused hands holding each side of my face and forcing my gaze to her face, her thumb gently wiping away my tears.

“I had to go with you and your party. I needed to see the world, my kingdom through the eyes of a normal person. You never once made me feel weak for being a woman, or stupid for not knowing how to do things everyone else learned by the time they are five. We talked for hours, you and I, and I loved every moment of it. There just came a time though…when I had to go and I couldn’t have you looking for me. The ring had a set appearance, you didn’t find my body…it was that of a goblin you found broken in the ruins. I had someone go back and get the ring after you buried it.”

I was so happy to know that Mabel wasn’t dead I sort of forgot everything else and wrapped my arms around the Queen to hold her close to me. The guards moved for a second but she motioned them away, I was only vaguely aware of that. Come to think of it, that anger…that was clearly Mabel. She didn’t like it when I talked badly about myself.

“I missed you so much. I…I’m not even mad. I am so happy you are alive.”

I couldn’t stop crying. I wonder If she saw the rage that filled me when I thought she was murdered. I took me two months to come back around to something close to what I was. Soon though her arms were wrapped around my neck too and she was hugging me so close.

“You are worth more to me than all the handsome diplomats, all the beautiful faye…You think you are a 3, I think you are a 10. You, the one who brought peace talks to the orcs instead of just killing them all. Now they are valuable to the kingdom defense and exports. You who showed kindness to every single child that ran up to you, never saying a cross word to a single one. I see your soul when I look at you, don’t forget that. Your actions are written on your face, your goodness glows in your eyes…I want no one else by my side. Understand? I would have told you the truth after we were married, I just didn’t think you’d get like this my Hero. I love you, I really truly do. I figure now was the only shot I had. So what do you think?”

I…I’m just so happy she is alive. Did I love her? Is that was love is? Missing them when they are gone, wanting to spend your every day with them talking and just living? I look into her eyes, something I normally hate doing. I see everything I need to. There isn’t a hint of a lie in her eyes. That is something I’m good at…no one can lie to me. The rest of my party is already crying with happiness. They all found their people, and were always trying to push me one way or another. Perhaps that is why I couldn’t just look for another person, that this one already had my heart. Do I love her? Yes…I do believe I do.

“Yes, you know what you’re getting into. Just forgive me my blunders.”

The Queen just grinned and she kissed me…my entire body felt like it was struck by lightning. I just stood up and spun the queen around in my arms. Everyone in the entire throne room was cheering…I had forgotten I was in front of hundreds of people. Easy to do when in the same room as the love of your life apparently.

After the party had completed the quest, the queen proposed marriage to the hero. But the hero refused. When the queen asked why, the hero replied: "Ma’am, respectfully, you’re so beautiful you’re like a goddess here on earth while I’m barely a 3 out of ten on my best day."

[sleepysnk]

Hii!

I saw your post for headcannons, and pardon me if i got this wrong- i legit spent so long making sure this fit with your rules too

Anyways, do you mind doing a hanma x fem!reader when she is mad/angry with him, how would he make up with her (when he did something of course)??? I’m interested to see how he would!

I don’t think this is a scenario… if it is, do please ignore this! 😭 Thank youuu 🫶 take as much time as needed!

a/n: hey bae! i was gonna consider this a scenario at first, but i was able to condense it into headcanons! so no worries. thank you for requesting and i hope you enjoy these! 🫶🏻

characters: hanma shuji

warnings: some angst, some suggestive content, mentions of arguing, mentions of violence (not towards reader), mentions of blood (not graphic), use of pet names (baby, doll, babydoll), fluff, mentions of food, very fluffy content.

MAKING IT UP TO YOU AFTER A FIGHT.

hanma shuji:

- i genuinely believe hanma is someone that’s easily stubborn. it’s a toxic trait of his! so expect him to be that kind of guy during an argument. he won’t ever spit hurtful words or anything like that, but he doesn’t like to take responsibility sometimes.

- hanma wouldn’t fight with you very often, but when you do, it can be nasty and kind of irritating.

- he argued with you this time over a fight he had gotten into. he was ordered by kisaki to go after this guy who owed him a large amount of money. hanma went and almost ended up with a knife in his side. you were of course worried when your boyfriend came home with bloody knuckles and a few cuts on his hands. sure, dating the reaper of tokyo was eventful, but you were worried about him. worst part of all, he didn’t seem to take that concern to heart. he just told you it was fine and you needed to relax.

- you didn’t like that response and it led into an argument. it was fairly heated. you actually had gotten up and decided to go sleep at your moms house because of how angry you were with him.

- hanma immediately felt guilty. once the anger had fizzled out, he realized that he was in the wrong. you loved him more than anybody else in the universe. he didn’t like arguing or yelling at you whenever it came to the shit he did for a living. you didn’t deserve that shit at all, and he wanted to apologize to you as soon as possible.

- at first, he tries to call. you weren’t interested in having a phone conversation and ultimately ignore his messages. you were being a concerned girlfriend for him, and you wished he took a step back and understood that.

- when he gets antsy, he gets ansty.

- this man’s worst fear is you walking up and leaving him. he cannot imagine a life without you in it, and he begins to freak out when you’re ignoring him. he knew he had to make it up to you, but he wasn’t sure how. he knew buying your forgiveness was wrong, so that was completely out of the question. he had to think long and hard about what he wanted to do, and he eventually came up with a solution.

- he decided to cook you a nice meal. he also left you a nice voicemail so you wouldn’t feel intimidated or nervous about his tone or anything. he missed you, and he hoped you would forgive him.

- “hey, babydoll. i know you’re upset and i’m sorry. i love you so much, and i want to make it up to you. please come home, baby.”

- after hearing the voice message you went to his place. hanma was so fucking nervous to see you, but you wanted to maintain a serious nature. you weren’t about to let hanma break your facade. you had every right to be angry, so you weren’t going to let him off that easily. he wasn’t an idiot either. he knew you’d be upset, but he just wanted you by his side again.

- he cooked some really nice food. probably your favorite dish honestly. he’s a pretty nice cook and he wasn’t about to let your favorite meal go sour.

- not gonna lie, the food was great. it was delicious and you wanted to fold right there, but hanma wanted to have a proper conversation first with you.

- after you ate, you went to the shared bedroom you once had with him. you had seen hanma serious plenty of times, but this was one time you saw a more vulnerable side of him. you could tell by his demeanor and his eyes that he was being sincere, and he was genuinely sorry for what he had done/said.

- “i’m sorry, doll. i know you were angry with me and i know you care. i wish i wasn’t such an idiot and you didn’t deserve to hear such harsh things. i love you, baby.. i could never be without you and i just want you to know how sorry i am.”

- as much as you wanted to be mad, you just couldn’t. he was serious and you couldn’t deny that he was being truthful.

- you decided to just wrap your arms around his torso, bringing him into a hug. hanma was shocked to see you doing such a gesture, but he was so glad to have you wrapped in his arms once again. he instantly hugged you and brought you close to his body. your scent made his once anxious heart relax with ease. he was so glad to see you again, and just have you in his presence. his baby.

- LOTS OF KISSES!!! this man would shower you with them.

- eventually, you guys lay down in bed and cuddle with one another. he’s probably slipping his hands under your shirt 🙄, but you let him because you honestly missed him too. this man is such a touchy and clingy baby sometimes, but you could care less.

- holds your hand and kisses them <3.

- i love him so much, bye.