#because this is the holy grail

[wackarat]

Tf2 X Monty python guys. We see the vision

[samijey]

someone from WWE production really saw Jey acting like this on camera and said yeah this is absolutely fine let's put it on TV

[xbuster]

Fate/Zero fans haven’t even seen Fate/Zero

[themarvelwars]

I think it's adorable, how the main Objektive in TOTK isn't to "Destroy Ganon"

It's literally to "Find Zelda"

And yet, Nintendo didn't even let our Boi and his Princess share a hug... :(

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

I could say that ASOIAF is a very medieval lit story at heart and you’d be like, “well no shit Sherlock, tell me something I don’t know 🙄”.

And I’d say: “Ok bet. ASOIAF’s medieval core is best exemplified through Jon Snow and Bran Stark, two distinct yet mirrored iterations of one hero-knight whose origins can be traced to Percival and his magical quest. Both are Percival (and both are potentially the grail king) but one is as close a 1:1 copy as we can get (Jon) and the other is the Percival archetype completely flipped over its head before it even begins (Bran). Jon, by the author’s own admission, is the fantasy hero in the most traditional sense. He’s Percival who was inspired by the knights and left his mother’s castle to chase after chivalric glory (Jon III AGoT), only to find out that he has a massive misunderstanding of the knight’s purpose and honor (ACOK/ASOS arcs). No one told him of the ethical dilemmas involved with being a knight. No one told him that he could meet the fair maiden and either be completely incapable of helping her (Gilly) or help her, leave her, and be burdened by her death (Ygritte). No one told him how hard it would be to have his entire world view upended and upon going back to his fellow knights and saying ‘hey friends maybe we should all re-evaluate the system in which we operate and how it might be causing us to betray the vows we swore’ he’d be met with disdain. No one told him that, like Percival, he might look back to his mother’s home and see what has become of it (and his sister whom he left) and upon making the decision to go back to it he dies before he can even get his foot out of the gate. Percival made it back home and Jon might too, but where Percival still had his mother’s shirt to remind him of his boyhood Jon had to kill the boy because the fate of the world depended on it. Jon stumbles and rises, only to stumble again. But nonetheless, he gets to be a knight. But on the other hand, there’s poor Bran! He doesn’t even get to fail at being a knight in the first place because that storyline was fucking taken from him before he could realize his dream of leaving his mother’s home. Jon at least got his call to action. Bran’s dazzling dream of knighthood doesn’t even get off the ground (quite literally). He climbs, falls immediately, and once his eyes are awakened he realizes that he is now incapable of being Percival as he’d wish to be. There’s no battling evil knights. There’s no saving fair maidens. But then he’s visited by a wizened old man who’s like ‘hey Percival, you can never be a knight but I’ll teach you how to be a mighty wizard!’ And that would be cool and all….BUT BRAN WANTS TO BE A KNIGHT GODDAMNIT! When he auditioned for the medieval lit play, he picked up the Percival/Arthur script. Yet that’s not what he ultimately got when the cast list finally got out. Because who the fuck switched it out his hero-knight script for the Merlin one??! So now he has to try and figure out how to be a knight who’s actually a wizard, and it fucking sucks y’all.”

[fanaticalthings]

hii!!!

i love your social media aus and i've been thinking of making one of my own. are there any apps you would recommend?

Hi! I'm glad to hear you enjoy my posts 🥹 ❤️ In terms of actually making them, I use a variety of apps/websites!

Originally, I used to use Tweetgen for my older posts along with another site that unfortunately doesn't exist anymore, but it lacks small details from real Twitter (plus it can be tedious if you keep making mistakes)

Recently, I've started using the TwiNote app, which is literally just a fake Twitter app where you can make profiles and tweet like you're on Twitter, and the layout looks just like Twitter, too lol

For the text messages, honestly, I switch through a lot, and all of them have their issues :')

I mostly use iFake. You can make contacts, change the layout, and what kind of messaging app you want your texts to look like. But there's a limit to how many chats you can make, and you'd have to keep watching ads to increase that amount.

I sometimes also use MeMi, I just feel like this one looks slightly more like the iPhone messages. But unfortunately it can be very buggy, and sometimes chats don't save and disappear :')

This next one is ChatsMock and isn't one I've used yet for a post, but it seems pretty good to me, I just prefer the previous ones since their layouts are more universally recognized when it comes to messaging

Hope this all helps! I love seeing ppl make social media aus so hopefully, this will help others in starting :) Happy tweet-making y'all!

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

just for the record, the Lilith myth undermines so much of Christian theology as to be on par with Dan Brown's myth of Jesus being married to Mary Magdalene. No Christian is obligated to 'respect' it or regard it as anything but cheap, no matter how Jewish or medieval it is.

[valewritessss]

I don’t give a fuck about walking into the kids section of the bookstore. If I want to find my percy jackson books I’m going to do so with zero shame because these little gremlins don’t appreciate the place like I do

[whichcouldmeannothing]

chemistry of a car crash by hildegardtheb

(minnie's holy grail: 5/?)

(dust jacket version w the magazine and its regular cover!)

i've been gone w exams for the past 2 weeks, and this fic was my comfort fic during my exams. this fic is one of the best fics i've ever read, and if you are scared by big word counts (195k) like i was, trust me, you will not feel the length.

this fic has everything: angst, hurt/comfort, in depth details on the au itself, people who make fun of the main rs, people who help the main rs get to where they need to go, fluff, pining HFBHBASBGS

and don't you worry, the character development is strong. it is one of the most human fics ive ever read, and you can really feel that forgiveness and growth is a constant choice that you keep making and oh, the lessons you can learn from this fic. my life has changed because of it.

anyway, read it. read it. idc if you have never watched got i dont care if you dont know anything. this fic can be read by anyone ever, its that good. better than half of booktoks most recommended romances. so please read this absolutely lovely delicious and entertaining fic!

[pc-98s]

if you can type 150 wpm, want to be paid far lower than minimum wage, and enjoy being privy to government secrets, try transcription!

[raychleadele]

Buying bras is the worst for many reasons but for me specifically, all bra companies think I have the proportions of an alien.

Per my measurements (and I just took my measurements) I should have a J cup. In reality, I’ve found something like a G usually fits well, but regardless I’m working with some Tig Old Bitties.

Every company assumes if I have tits that large, my band size can’t POSSIBLY be smaller than, say 46. I promise you that’s ten inches too large.

The bra I need doesn’t exist.

[introspectivememories]

My fear is that DC makes Bernard such a beautiful well written character that mixs his old asshole personality with his newer tamed personality and people start actively liking him because he is own person with his own hopes and dreams and then fans want more of this Bernard only to be met with a shitty shell of a character and starting back at square one by forcing him just to be Tim’s love interest

this too actually

[thesuetyouforgot]

Not including Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film for the others couldn't stand a chance against him

[sunbackeddog]

I finally completed the first leg of my holy grail.... It only took three years

[trans-cuchulainn]

arthurian authors be normal about sex challenge