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axlsscarlore Ā· 19 days ago
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Another hc I had and decided to illustrate in a lil sketch
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soupkiddo Ā· 9 months ago
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tried to put myself in the headspace of a transphobe and got pissed off cus it's so fucking stupid
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thatoneluckybee Ā· 10 months ago
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snekdood Ā· 5 months ago
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i just struggle to believe theres any ethical way to harvest meat. farm animal dying of old age? yeah. ok. sure. but farm animals aren't going to be perpetually dying of old age enough to fulfill the demand for their meats. you can make better and more convincing arguments to me for ethically harvesting eggs, wool and milk rather than meat.
#eggs? just supplement the chickens diet with more diverse foods to make up for the nutrients lost that they would otherwise have#if they were left to consume their own unfertile eggs#wool? well unfortunately we've already bred sheep to constantly grow wool so you kinda have to shear them for their own wellbeing#milk's a little harder to convince me w. but as long as you're not taking more than the calf needs then it should be generally ok.#the true crime however is how aurochs went extinct so that humans could benefit from them.#i don't think you can convince me that genetically altering animals for human benefit was ever a good idea. but we're here already.#so we gotta figure it out. i'm still disgusted about how we got here.#give me a convincing reason not to be. i do not marvel at the 'greatness and intellect of humanity' because all I see is people#using these animals as a means to an end. it feels the same to me as genetically altering dogs till they can hardly function.#wish people would just admit that this endeavor was done by the selfishness of humanity rather than try to fluff it up with#'well the animals can benefit too !!!' yeah but who benefits more and why do they deserve to benefit more#its fine to admit its done for self serving reasons. i'd respect you more if you did admit it.#humans do a lot of things for self serving reasons. the worst is when humans try to convince themselves thats Not the reason they#did something so blatantly self serving.#i think a lot of progressive types struggle to accept when they do things for self serving reasons. im not gonna pull a 'humans are#inherently selfish' on you but selfishness is very much a core part of being human and an animal in general. it's not what defines#us and it's not our only trait. we are a social species after all so it doesnt serve us to be purely selfish#but we do be being selfish still. we're not gonna be able to fully escape that behavior. you're not gonna be able to escape being#selfish by virtue of calling yourself progressive. it's impossible. just do your best to not be selfish but also dont deny when you are#honesty with yourself and what you're like is important. you're never going to be a pure perfect good moral person ever.#and convincing yourself all your actions are ones of Morality is Not the way you should go about ANYTHING ever#its why instead of letting yourself be kinda sad about an animal having to die to feed you you somehow try to convince yourself#that the animal wanted it or needed it or benefited somehow. it didn't. and thats ok to acknowledge. you're not an inhuman monster#for eating a dead animal. that doesn't mean it cant be sad. that doesn't mean you dont pay your respects. be sad it happened#and at the same time thankful for the animal feeding you. dont skip with glee about its sacrifice bc thats just fuckin.... weird...#a lil unhinged......... 'im so glad you're dying for me :)))))))' like.... girl what#not that you cant be happy to be fed just like.... dont sound like a serial killer about it in your inner monologue.............
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gaberoothekangaroo Ā· 1 year ago
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god fingers crossed i actually get some answers from these biopsies. cause if i have to learn my diagnosis is still "idk didnt find anything, must still be ibs" despite not being able to actually eat anything im gonna start throwing shit through the walls and windows
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beneathashadytree Ā· 4 months ago
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from the same authors of "do you think zayne cum is cold?" we also have: do you think xavier cum shine in the dark, or that he shines when he comes (like that blonde female character from the boys, that i forgot the name)?
I know you are only message fics for now and i dont know if something like this would fit that format, but if you can i would love to read anything about this ā™”
Iā€™m gonna be honest with you nonnie, Iā€™m VERY out of touch with modern media (Iā€™ve watched like. 4 series in my entire life and a total of like 20 movies all in all) so I have no idea what youā€™ve just referenced, BUTTTT I do believe I have an answer to your question!! Of course this is all based off my silly headcanons, so take my opinion with a grain of saltšŸ™šŸ½ Of course, this is pretty NSFW, and the reader is gender-neutral as always!
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Metaphorically speaking, Xavierā€™s cum is pretty much lighter fluid
In the sense that this manā€™s diet is absolutely disastrousā€¦ can a person even live on an almost-purely-carnivorous diet???
Naturally that makes his cum a lot more bitter than it normally would be, so unless his lover wants to choke on battery acid every time they swallow his cum, they ought to sit down with him and have a few serious conversations regarding sex vs food
Either he pulls out of their mouth before he cums when theyā€™re sucking him off, or he gets a little more greens in him in order to improve his own tasteā€¦ fair enough, I would think!
Xavier doesnā€™t really mind; after all, heā€™s still eating lots of red meat, he just now balances that out with more fruits and veggiesā€¦ and he still gets the overwhelming pleasure of watching his partner swallow his release with a much more pleased hum than they ever did, their thumb reaching out to catch any drops that spill out of the corner of their mouth
It drives him half mad, but he guesses thatā€™s a small price to pay
Now that weā€™ve got the metaphorical part out of the way, letā€™s get to this interesting point: does he, or does he not glow when he climaxes?
I wouldnā€™t say that his cum glows, because if it did, I think his other bodily fluids would too
From a fictional anatomical standpoint, I highly doubt that his lover wouldnā€™t notice if his saliva had a bit of a glow (something theyā€™d surely notice while making out or having a hearty meal, for example)
So I do believe his cum is as normal as normal could be for a man like him
I do believe, though, since heā€™s not 100% human (or, at the very least, not from Earth) that doesnā€™t mean heā€™s fully normal
I think that he would have abnormally thick cum, and I would assume that that has to do with his biological make-up
Given how people from Philos lead extremely long lives (given Xavierā€™s age, Iā€™d give them a lifespan of 500+), and given how literally none of the characters from Philos have any siblings, I think it would be safe to assume that their seed isnā€™t very potent to start with
So if a person will live half a millennium and be able to have just 1 kid their entire life, I do believe that their cum would be stickier and thicker in order to have a higher chance of ā€œtakingā€ by not spilling out immediately
So I honestly think that Xavierā€™s cum is genetically modified for breeding purposes
And regardless of whether or not his significant other has the ability to become pregnant and/or even wants it at all, his brain has him wired to have a bit of a breeding kink that he canā€™t even help
But of course, heā€™ll always listen to and respect his partnerā€™s wishes!
One thing Iā€™ve noticed about Xavier, however, is that his eyes tend to lose their shine when heā€™s being forward and open about his sexual desires
Heā€™s putty in his loverā€™s hands, yes, but once he takes control? Those angel eyes have a very intentional purpose, and heā€™s making that message come across loud and clear
Like a turbulent ocean, deep and all-consuming, his gaze leaves no doubts about what he wants
Now, hereā€™s my headcanon: I like to think that when heā€™s close, his eyes get their shine back; so much so that they would be mistaken for tears
Maybe itā€™s the emotional attachment to the person heā€™s yearned for all these years, maybe itā€™s because of his own EVOL making its appearance
But for some reason, as he begins to lose control, his eyes do shine quite a bit, almost like freshly-cut sparkling sapphires
Itā€™s quite dazzling and a bit surprising to witness for the first time, since Xavier doesnā€™t usually exhibit non-human behavior
But it makes that seraphic face seem all the more otherworldly; the contrast between how beautiful he is and how downright filthy his actions can be when heā€™s buried to the hilt inside them makes their head spin
After heā€™s spilled inside them amidst soft sighs and sweet moans, his eyes do go back to normal after a few seconds of closing them in bliss, so they might miss it if theyā€™re not paying close attention
Kind of hard to look away though, when your lover looks like that
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akutasoda Ā· 7 months ago
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hi hi ml!!! weā€™ve only recently become moots but i hope you dont mind me joining your event šŸ«¶ā€¼ļø if star rail is still open, wb boothill & aventurine !! with general domestic stuff !! specifically cooking or baking with him ;; i wonder how that would go
also thank you again for the opportunity šŸ’•šŸ’•
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a life with you
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synopsis - a domestic lifestyle with them
includes - aventurine, boothill
warnings - gn!reader, domestic stuff, fluff, slight angst at the start, slight crack, teasing, wc - 675
a/n: hii ren! don't mind at all <3
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aventurine ā˜…ā†·
ā†Ŗa domestic setting to aventurine is something to be treasured with your loved ones. he loved his family and he still does but now after all this time, the person he gets to experience domestic bliss with is you.
ā†Ŗto him, being with you in that domestic style is one of the only places where he can show his weaknesses. it's just you and him so if you've made it this far with him he trusts you enough to show his most vulnerable side.
ā†Ŗit would be a change of pace compared to his life as one of the stonehearts but a very welcome change. he'll let himself indulge heavily in the moments of peace with you as he knows that being with you is the closest thing he can get to being safe.
ā†Ŗdue to being a stoneheart, he is prone to being sent across the galaxy quite often and with you in his life he does try and get back to you as quick as possible. alot of the time he gets back late as well so doesn't encourage you to wait up for him but if you do, his heart melts so much.
ā†Ŗonce he gets really comfortable with you, you can start seeing him become more open and honest with his words and actions. he likes to embrace you whenever he can and sometimes catches himself unconsciously searrching for your figure even if you're right next to him.
ā†Ŗmaybe has some cooking or baking skills but would be extremely limited - very open to learn however and whether it's out of genuine interest or just an excuse to be with you is up in the air. very willing to help you anywhere and so cooking or baking is no exception.
ā†Ŗwould be a surprisingly good baker/cook. it takes him a little while to get into it but when he does he becomes very efficient. no accidents would occur when you two cook or bale together and whatever you'd make would turn out very good.
boothill ā˜…ā†·
ā†Ŗa galaxy ranger, a bounty hunter, a cowboy. boothill was many things, constantly moving around to chase his next target - he didn't live for himself afterall. he never settled in one area for too long and so domestic activities were irrelevant in his life.
ā†Ŗhe probably had a higher probability of experiencing domestic activities when he was human but definitely not as a cyborg. he just doesn't have time for such trivial things that wouldn't give him the homeliness that it would to anyone else. or so he thought.
ā†Ŗyou made alot of things that seemed pointless to his cold metal body worthwhile. he may not be able to feel the same feelings he used to but atleast with you he could fully convince himself that he could. so that domestic feeling becomes real to him.
ā†Ŗ it's never really a dull day when boothill's around, although if you asked him he'd tone down his slight hyperactive mind. he isn't that energetic at home but he can get very loud and annoying sometimes especially when you knwo he's trying to tease you
ā†Ŗhe's very touchy both in and out of a private setting, sometimes tones it down if you aren't really a pda type. while he may not be able to feel you under his cold fingertips he can instead feel a comfort in knowing nobody would dare mess with you when you have him practically slumped on top of you. also is a massive bed hogger - you have to fight him for even a slither of the bed.
ā†Ŗcooking probably isn't one of boothill's strong suits. whether or not he actually need to consume food is unknown - he probably doesn't but because he does have a human face he probably can still taste. however he'd gladly entertain you if you wanted cook or bake with him.
ā†Ŗ absolutely no help whatsoever. most likely does not know how to cook or bake but would insist he does just to nearly set things on fire. if you really wanted him to help you probably have to distract him by telling him to hand you ingredients or stir things but then he'd insist to help - do you think he could pull up recipes in his mind?
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camelliassinensis Ā· 2 years ago
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went back in my kajillionaire tag. imagining old dolio having a homer moment upon first being employed. my labour can be exchanged for money. which can then be exchanged for goods and services. i do not have to scheme to get money and survive šŸ¤Æ
anyways she buys dinner for mel with her first paycheck and feels so proud
old dolio gets a job at the mall. 100%. I think while she's waiting for Melanie to get off work she starts hanging around the pretzel stand for long enough and they just hire her right there
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strangebiology Ā· 3 months ago
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I think a lot of the people in my life who have expressed disgust or disapproval of my interest in/collection of animal remains have come at it first from the perspective of "but diseases!" like regular uncleanliness stigma. the second most common reaction is that interest in/collection of/comfort with animal remains (to be clear, i collect bones and sometimes preserved tails or pelts and these are the objects in question) is... creepy? and, the people who are most disgusted/creeped out are usually people who by and large dont interact with wild animals or livestock. my friends who are vet techs or who hunt or who practice animal husbandry are more or less unfazed.
(Re: What are actual common attitudes towards animal remains?)
Interesting, thank you!
Now, I'm wondering if people mistake personal discomfort for immorality.
I've mentioned my one video that did get some negative comments, showing the slaughter of a reindeer (you can see it here but I have warnings on it for a reason! Blood and death!) And, I think 90% or so (I suppose I could go count them) are more reasonable.
First, people are mad at the assumption that I killed a reindeer (I did NOT kill it, I just filmed it.) Then, the issue is it's being killed for no reason (it was NOT no reason, it's for food.) Then the method is criticized (this is one of the ONLY legal ways to kill them and it's quicker than it looks because of post-mortem spasms.) Then, when those concerns are disproven, the only issue left is "filming and posting it is sadistic." So...killing was no problem, but showing anyone that their meat came from a death was a problem. (Again, I respect if you don't want to see it! So please heed the warnings unless your desire to know how reindeer are killed outweighs your discomfort with watching a death!)
I wonder if sometimes people are overly focused on prioritizing their own 5-second comfort over things that matter a lot more, but are external to them, and they don't really care about others who they are not currently looking in the face of at all.
This isn't a 100% relevant example, but consider the people who don't want to donate their organs after death. A common reason to forgo something that could save and improve lots of lives is "it sounds gross!" Ickiness really should not be a factor in whether or not to save lives--the donor will never see or feel it, but since it's not their own life being saved, the 5-second icky feeling when checking the "donor" box is suddenly more important than the saved and improved human lives.
I know I shouldn't think too hard about one random experience, but I will always remember this one. I was once at a consumer survey thing for a turkey meat brand, where participants tried the meat and said what we thought about the name, taste, packaging, branding etc. We were instructed to circle what we liked on the branding and cross out what we didn't like.
One participant crossed out the part where it said "humanely raised." I asked if she had made a mistake, or...does she feel like the label is disingenuous or something...? Surely she's pro-humane treatment of animals, right??
"No," she said. "I don't want them to do that. I don't want to think about their lives when I'm eating them, and they don't need to be humane to animals that are going to die anyway." Most of the group agreed. I couldn't help but point and say "YOU'RE gonna die anyway!"
That may have been the first time I encountered a group of people shamelessly agreeing that they would rather animals suffer unnecessarily than think for one second that the animal whose body they are using/eating was ever even alive. Because not feeling guilty about something was infinitely more important to them than any amount of suffering that someone else might experience.
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ambi-kiko Ā· 1 year ago
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here are some tma food hcs bc AAAA
i think that jon gets hungry for real food, too. but its more of a deep hunger? he actually needs food less and less and eventually just doesn't need to eat, but he still can and he still gets hungry, when he lets himself be relaxed enough to realize what his body needs
hes a great cook and at the safe house, cooks amazing meals and bakes warm loafs and all of martins favorite meals
jon sometimes gets hungry and doesnt let himself eat bc he doesnt feel human enough and feels like he doesnt deserve it
martin notices that last one and tries his best to make something jon likes
i think that martin is the best at making tea, really excellent at making classic chocolate chip cookies, and just awful at anything else in the kitchen. he still tries his best, and jon eats everything he makes
lonely!martin loses a lot of weight bc he leaves the office less and less and doesnt care for himself as much
jon is the only one who notices this and starts putting out a little tray of homemade biscuits near the tea in hopes that martin grabs some
when theyre in the safe house, jons #1 priority is to figure out martins favorite meals as subtly as he can to get martin to stop starving himself accidentally out of habit (he actually wasnt subtle at all, but martin found it endearing so he played along)
Melanie wanted to be a baker when she was younger and got really good at making treats. Her first youtube channel was for baking
Georgie cooks and Melanie bakes and they always call eachother the better chef
georgie is pretty good at cooking but she isnt exceptional by any means. melanie is excellent at baking, but she considers it pretty useless because "you cant live off fancy cakes and meringues"
daisy says that she knows how to cook and for a pretty long time basira believes her bc you cant be that buff if you dont eat
one night she comes over and finds that all that daisy has been eating is frozen meals
basira is fine at cooking (enough to live off of), but she cooked the best meal she could in hopes to inpress daisy
daisy had so little actual ingredients that basira rly struggled but it was amazing. daisy didnt notice bc she was too tired. she crashed on the couch and basira left after tucking her in. daisy was pissed at herself for not appreciating basira
after that, she stops eating frozen meals and tries learning to cook. shes really bad at it at first and almost gives up multiple times, but wants to be able to cook for herself (its really for basira but she wont admit it)
tim is the cook and sasha cleans up after
he feels bad making her clean but she insists bc "cooking is so much more useful and time consuming" and that he should "let her be useful"
tim always helps out in the end and they often end up dancing together in the kitchen
tim gets this weird feeling of loneliness when certain songs come up when hes cleaning the kitchen alone after not!sasha
peter leaves homecooked meals at elias' desk when he has his back turned (he starts with warm foods, but realized that they always turn cold and that isnt very pleasent, so he starts bringing salads and poke bowls)
if i missed anyone, lmk! i could continue w these for a while but im blanking on other characters and i dont want to go on too long in 1 post so see ya later!
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locuas642 Ā· 3 months ago
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One Piece 1125
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Me and some friends like to jokingly call manga "that very apolitical thing from Apolitical Japan" mostly in regards of poking fun to dudebros who are convinced their lack of understanding of Japan as a country while consuming their media is the same as that media having no commentary or the creators of the work having no opinion or politics of their own.
That is to say that, while an old tired thing to say, the manga One Piece has always had been political to a degree. that is to say, Eiichiro Oda, as a person living in Japan, has and always had opinions and politics like all other human beings. which sometimes he intentionally puts into the page, or which show by how he decides to portray certain things (despite writing about Pirates, he likely doesnt support the illegal download of Movies, for example, but it's likely he believes a good ruler is one who sees themselves as equal to the common people, with how often that type of leader comes again and again as the "right" kind of leader).
This is to say that when I say this latest arc of One Piece was very political, it's to say this might be the most clear Oda has been in making a statement with his art.
through a transmission across the world, the characters just had a massive reveal for the series in the way of an allegory for Climate Change: the world is going to sink. and this is not a natural phenomenon, but it's going to be a Man Made disaster carried out by the people who are in charge of this world. As a result, we see those same people in charge reacting to the fact most of the world has learned the truth.
One Vice Admiral, a rank that the series has given an animal motif of being Dogs (government dogs, get it?) asks one of the elders wether or not it's true.
And they are immediatly punished.
That same elder, who failed to stop that transmission, is killed and replaced by the leader of the world. Meanwhile, the Celestial Dragons, who represent the super 1%, have their concern be not with the state of the world, but with the minor inconvinience of not getting to eat as much food as they want. Because the plan was always for them in specific to be safe.
this is as we learn that the effects of these news will be what happens when a major crisis leads to desperation among the common people to survive: War is coming.
if that is not using your work to say something about the world i dont know what is
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thequietkid-moonie Ā· 5 months ago
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Yandere Akane Aoi - headcanons
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[ YANDERE HEADCANONS ]
[ Toilet Bound Hanako-kun / Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun ]
āš ļø Yandere, I don't support nor try to romanticize this toxic behaivor, is just for entretaiment
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The person who requested this wanted to stay anonymous!
Hehe, my dear friend you! are! right! I dont have enough Akane content on my blog! I need to write more about him!! I'll try to think on what else to write >:3c
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For Akane to fall in love is a little tricky, he isn't someone who is easily impress, let a alone superficial, he doesn't falls in love easily but when he does he falls fast and hard, it take him only a moment to understand how special and awesome is someone before feeling completely obsessed
Since the moment Akane falls in love he knows that that person is the one for him and doesn't even waste time before introducing himself and probably already declarating his love! he may apologize for being so straight forward if it makes you uncomfortable but he won't take back what he have said
After he had finally find his one and only no matter what you do to try to get away from him nothing will work, from that moment he is completely devoted and loyal to you, and he won't accept to be away from you, he wouldn't be able to handle it, if you stay away from him or just without knowing where or what are you doing for too long Akane will start to feel paranoid, the more time it pass the worst he gets to the point where he already believes you are in danger
Despite falling in love really fast Akane will take his time to learn everything about you, since small things, like your favorite color or your favorite food, to going to the extreme to even know your medical history, he just loves you so much that he wants to know everything there is to know about you! the good and the bad because no matter what he will always love you!
Akane's love is intense and suffocating, and, honestly, it doesn't matter if you don't correspond his feelings for him is enough if you let him be close to you, to bask in your presence and bless him with your sweet voice, or well, thats at first, at the start for him it was enough to simply be with you but as the more time it pass the more obsessed and needy he becomes, but it can be quite tolerable if you indulge in his wishes, giving him some affection from time to time can appease his burning love and calms his racing heart for a while, letting you breath and even be able to give you some space (but never leaving you completely alone)
Akane wants and expect for you to love him over time, but he won't just let you do it all by yourself, once he knows what you like he will try really hard to court you properly, showering you in compliments and gifts, showing you how much he does love and care for you, even if it takes him the whole eternity win your heart as long as you love him and decide to stay with him at the end is fine with him
Akane can be blinded by his love but he is not an idiot, he is well aware and quite delusional at the same time, he sees you as the perfect human being, everything you are and everything you do is perfection itself, even your flaws makes you even more beautiful! but, at the end, Akane knows that his feelings aren't exactly healthy, he knows this love that lives like an intense fire consuming his heart, making him yearn for your presence aren't normal, but who cares? definetly not him! he doesn't care in the slighest if what he does is good or not, as long as he has you, as long as you are happy and with him nothing will trouble him
Akane is also easily jealous and possessive, he wants you all to himself, he wants your attention only be on him he wants you to only look and smile at him! but he won't stop you, he loves you so much that he let you be with your friends and family all you want, he will be watching from afar to make sure no one tries to steal you from him anyways, besides if you love him then he is completely sure that you will come back at him at the end of the day. He trust you, but not the rest of the world, thats why he is always watching closely in case someone dares to get too close to you, ready to throw himself between you two and stop anyone who tried to touch you, look at you or even just think of you in a disrespectful way
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dullgecko Ā· 3 months ago
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Iā€™ve been thinking more about goblin culture after my latest ask and what major differences a horde would have when interacting with spyre culture, so here they are;
Nudity is definitely not a major taboo in goblin culture and neither are female breasts, like no oneā€™s going to just strut around naked but it can can hot in the caves during summer so if either gender just decides to go shirtless and just wear some short pants no oneā€™s going to bat an eye.
Or if certain injuries or tasks mean wearing clothes is just going to get in the way then of course the simplest solution is just going to take of whatever article of clothing is needed.
Also set meal times would probably also be a weird concept to goblins, like goblins eat when theyā€™re either hungry or food is available.
And while yes grabbing a small snack and sitting with others on occasion is done for the most part food is consumed as quickly as possible so you can carry on with other stuff. The idea of everyone sitting down THREE times a day all at an agreed time by everyone to slowly consume food is just bizarre to them.
Physical contact and body language is almost as much as a part of goblin language as verbal is so when talking to non goblins I imagine goblins having to constantly remind themselves not to punctuate whatever their saying with an a quick hug/grapple or soft bite and that the variation of different ear poses mean little to them etc. xx
Goblins, as a species, are more on the 'critter' end of the spectrum when it comes to their physiology. They look superficially humanoid but they're not /human/ (human encompassing any species that can cross breed and create viable young without weird magic schenanigans ie orc, human, elves etc). There's no reason why they would have the same biological set-up as those species. External genitals would be a detriment when you're scrambling through tight tunnels so they're evolved to keep them 'tucked away' until it's time to party so to speak. It's not even that weird of a set up (dragonborn are the same but they're reptillian) but it's surprising because goblins look like they're just small green humanoids and theyre mammals.
At first glance it means that males and females are basically identical when nude (females only developing breasts while pregnant or rearing young) so why would wandering around naked even be an issue. Everyone looks the same theres nothing to hide. Clothes are more for comfort or personal style than anything else. Plus, even if you're born one way you can easily get one of your hordes clerics to swap you to the other sex. Most goblins go through a phase where they switch back and forth until they usually settle on their favorite around puberty.
Changing your physical sex can alter things like the stripes along your back or tail and face markings (stripes will darken on males and get wider with irregular edges for camoflage) but thats as far as they get with sexual dimorphism, most races dont look hard enough to clock that it may have changed and its usually hidden under clothing so if one of the goblins they're aquainted with suddenly changed sex they wouldnt know unless told. Face shape is more of a genetic thing than a sexuality thing and goblin kids might take after one parent more than the other but it has nothing to do with whether they're male or female.
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Riz grew up in Elmville so he's used to the people around him needing to eat at specific times because thats just what these people do. He initially tried to match his mealtimes with them but he ended up making himself ill from eating too much when he's not hungry (it would be similar to a human eating a huge breakfast, then an equally huge brunch, THEN an equally huge lunch all within the span of a couple hours).
He finds it easier to just put off eating for as long as possible even if he's absoloutly starving JUST so he can sit and share food with his friends. It made his coffee habit worse though because he'll sometimes skip a meal even if he's ravenous so he can eat with his friends later; having more coffee than usual because its something that temporarily fills his stomach and supresses his appetite.
Once his party find out they gently let him know that they wont be offended if he doesnt /actually/ eat a whole meal with them. Its mostly about the act of sitting and sharing something together, so Riz will often just have a drink or a small snack to chew on inbetween his large meal days.
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Be careful when speaking common young goblin. The tall-men races will start a fight over the silliest things. Imagine attacking someone because they told a joke (teeth bared and ears alert with amusement) or getting hurt because you let them know you love them (a bite on the forearm not even hard enough to draw much blood). Make sure you are also careful when showing your emotions, because being upset or anxious will often make them believe you are priming to attack even though you politely expressed your desire to be left alone.
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yameoto Ā· 3 months ago
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do u think cai bots help with your writing? curious since theres a technical overlap!
iā€™m going to take this ask seriously as a question for personal writing advice so buckle in
short answer no way.
long answer: cai is like the fast food of writing. cheap invest, cheap return. ultimately bad for you, but the sugar rush hooks you.
the reason why my bots are so ā€œcharacter accurateā€ and why i put so much of an emphasis on example messages when people ask how to make ā€˜good botsā€™ is because for the ones i do put effort in, the character descriptions ARE my own writing! generally from my own actual fic wips and such. good bots come from good writing, because the input of the author is what the bot spits out.
however, DONT absorb chatting with ai like real writing, because itā€™s not. the difference in robot/human prose is so vast. i can distinguish when people make ā€˜ficsā€™ and simply copy and paste their chat with one of my bots because ai prose is distinct in a noticeably flat way. personally itā€™s kind of mind numbing talking to ai. which sounds strange coming from a bot maker but i enjoy making bots, but i donā€™t tend to chat with them. unless iā€™m in a super indulgent mood for a super niche character, itā€™s like writing without an end goal. thereā€™s no point to it, and you fall into the trap of complacency, because the bots are by nature repetitive and predictable, and will never challenge you.
if youā€™re aiming to improve your writing, read real literature thatā€™s written by real people. cai is something for kicks. i seriously put it on the same level as consuming porn in a sense. iā€™m not sure how else to explain it. itā€™s an indulgence. even if youā€™re not a writer. be careful of being sucked in for too long! and i know that sounds strange but take care of yourselves.
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lollytea Ā· 1 year ago
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Just want to bring up a question about the Grom curse thing, this implies that a curse can be made by can be made per se by strong emotions. This also may have given Belos the idea of "the dangers of wild magic" he could've conveniently corrupted people who posed a great threat to him. just a thought
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I'm hesitant to call Grometheus' fate a curse because I can't say for certain if that's what it is. TOH is kinda vague about how curses in this universe work or what defines them.
It's never clarified if Belos' problem is technically a curse like he claims or just some stupid shit he did to himself, without considering the possibility that the glyph/palisman magic might be uncooperative with his (at the time) human body.
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I don't imagine that what Grometheus endured was a traditional curse like Eda but rather, something more similar to Darius (and maybe Belos a bit too)
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Alright so, this is just a headcanon but I've always figured that this talent Darius has for shifting his whole body, flesh, bones and all, into goo mode wouldn't be like. Standard abomination magic stuff. This track is the study of controlling goo, not becoming goo. So, the stuff he's pulling off here is near impossible for any normal witch.
So, in my opinion, Darius is simply not normal. He was born with a capacity for magic that is far beyond that of a normal witch and equates to being extremely powerful. Anyway his mastery over abominations became so natural to him, as simple as breathing that his physical body went through an innate "transfusion" of sorts where he basically became one with his magic.
Cases like these are very rare and usually only crop up if a witch has bonded their soul to one specific area of magic. So if goo is what's making Darius' bile sac overheat, goo is what he's gonna be.
So, for example, another born powerful witch like Eda, who is a jack of all trades, wouldn't have developed something like this (even if her curse hadn't hindered her.) because there's too many spells and techniques being practised but no outright obsession that is being mastered enough to completely dilute her bloodstream.
Well, possibly. It's unknown if a witch can achieve this form with mixed magic. The condition is rare enough that not a lot of data has been collected yet.
Giuls and me have been exploring the same idea with Willow
(There's a lot more in-depth biological details about how this whole thing works but Giuls will probably talk more about all that at some point)
Anyway!! Grometheus!!
So, what I imagine is that Darius is an example of a successful fusion between physical form and magic, while Grometheus was an example of the same thing Gone Terribly Wrong.
See, in Darius' case, he managed to achieve a perfect union between his own sense of identity and the magic that had become part of him.
But in Grometheus' case, that did not happen.
They began as person who collected the essence of others for their research. They hoarded fears inside their own mind for years and years, maybe even decades. That's thousands and thousands of souls that they stole those fears from.
That's far too much for a normal witch to handle. But Grometheus was not a normal witch. They were powerful enough to endure it. Or at least they thought.
It was too much. Far too much. It was like deathly bacteria damaging everything inside of you. A slow and steady rot. Think food that's gone bad that's been there for months. That was the magic inside of Grometheus.
I dont imagine that this corruption was directly caused by Grometheus' negative emotions. But rather, those emotions weakened their resistance to the swarming fear that was consuming them. Maybe if they had been stronger or happier or had people around who reminded them why they were alive, they could have realized what was happening before it was too late.
There still would have been long lasting damages. But they may have been able to find the balance between themself and the magic and kept their identity intact.
But soon enough, the fear ate away at everything else that remained of Grometheus. They lost who they were. They didn't know who they had ever been.
They were no longer a witch who collected fears. They were simply the vessel for fear itself.
It's a little unclear what this ask means but I don't imagine that Belos was the one who corrupted Grometheus, if that's what it's implying. Although yes, he probably would have used this case as effective propaganda.
At the time of Grometheus' corruption, this concept of physical form and magic fusion was unheard of. No cases had been documented yet. So Belos could conveniently twist it as an example of the dangers of wild magic.
However, as times changed and studies continued, this condition became more well known in the Healing Coven as a perfectly natural (if rare) biological evolution.
Sadly, it had not yet been theorized that Grometheus' case was anything other than a reckless use of wild magic, rather than a condition that wound up destroying them because nobody knew enough to help.
The truth doesn't come to light until after their vessel was slain in the Hexside arena, but they were hardly still alive in there anyway. The truth is delivered by Gus Porter, who saw everything through their eyes during that one moment where he dissected them with his amplifier mirror.
So now, Gus has absorbed it all. The thousands upon thousands of fears all melted together into a sickening tarry contamination. Gus inherits everything that consumed Grometheus and now it resides in his own mind.
And that's where we currently stand and now the question hangs in the air. Can Gus achieve a successful physical and magical transfusion the way Darius did? Or is he in danger of losing himself to the rot?
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everybodymakesmehorny Ā· 1 year ago
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u better be careful when walking through the forrest, its easy to be fooled by forrest slimes
make sure u dont leave the path and dont squat down to pick up pretty rocks or crystals - a slime could easily take the opportunity to jump under your panties and slide its way inside your tight little cunt. It would be incredibly easy for it to make your ripe little womb its new home, and once a slime finds a home, it never leaves
after settling in your precious hole, the slime will start reproducing, multiplying itself into numerous other slimes, you wont feel a thing for the first few weeks though, as newborn slimes are not big enough to be detected, but you will soon feel bloated as the creatures absorb fat and nutrients from any food u consume - it is because of this that only a month after being chosen as a host ur appetite will have most likely tripled in size!
soon enough ur womb will start expanding from the growing babies and it will resemble a normal human pregnancy, the mayor reason why slime take overs are so rarely diagnosticated, but really by this point it would be too late for a doctor to do anything about it
Slimes only take 3 months to come to full term, and depending on the amount of times the mother slime multiplied, u could be looking anywhere between from overdue with twins to overdue with sixtuplets, it is very recommended that u stay off ur feet and make sure to consume junk food constantly
once the slime babies are ready to be born, ur 'water' will burst and the babies will rush out of the body, so it is best for u to spend the last weeks of ur slime pregnancy completely pantie and trouser less, to be better prepared for when the exiting happens - it is very likely that after dozens and dozens of slimes rushing to empty u, ur womb and pussy my prolapse obscenely, if that is the case don't worry! ur mother slime will soon reach out and pull ur insides back in! after all, it is time for it to begin the cycle all over again!
if u find urself in this situation, remain calm and positive, becoming a slime brood incubator is a very rewarding experience, just keep stuffing ur face with junk food and let the cycle continue
let the cycle continue
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