#because they CANTALOUPE!

[littlemizzlinguistics]

The thing about being neurodivergent and trying to be funny is just that… I could be giving my BEST material. A proper standup act! True hilarity (like that in my bio, thank you very much!) and… nada. Zilch. లేదు. לו. Total crickets!!!

But then, I just… say something. Completely random, somewhat serious. Just a regular old response to something. And then like… people are like “OMG UR SO FUNNY!”

And I’m like… I made THE BEST pun five minutes ago and you looked at me like “oh, sweetie…” but then I just… respond naturally to whatever you just said and suddenly I’m a comedian!!!

[jojaxcola]

and that's why that lady works fourteen hour shifts :)

[jojamart mockumentary #3]

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[wrathful-reptile]

Hey Everyone.

I want to know YOUR favorite FR color.

I think mine is cantaloupe. Idk why

[giftplane]

puts ur funny little time loopers in the animal paint game

[transgoldeneagle]

(incoherent screaming)

WHY

WHY DOES LINE THICKNESS CHANGE THE ENTIRE DRAWING

THIS IS SO STUPID

ITS JUST A PHONE

LITERALLY 2 RECTANGLES

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE THIS COMPLICATED

THESE TWO PICTURES ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/neg /neg /neg /neg /neg /neg /neg /neg

im going to bash my head against a wall

[gl1tchxr]

I mean this as a silly friendly thing and not to actually be mean but

you have wonderful opinions on mint and opinions I strongly disagree with on cantaloupe

It’s just NEVER RIPE???

see i KNEW writing that tag that cantaloupe would be controversial. if you've never eaten ripe cantaloupe then i don't think you can have an opinion on it. so this is my assignment to you: acquire and eat ripe cantaloupe and let me know your opinion on it after

[electaaaaa]

“melon is the cheap fruit they put in fruit salads”

Fuck you. A good cantaloupe is GODS GIFT TO THIS EARTH

Cantaloupe is an absolute banger fruit and I am TIRED OF PRETENDING IT ISNT

[briarpatch-kids]

Are you ok? I love you I love you I love you <3

Do you like smoothies? I’ve been struggling to eat nutritious stuff more lately and fruit has been my savior. I like making fruit smoothies with baby spinach and apple cider added for vegetables. If you haven’t tried it yet, frozen mango chunks are some of the best (imo) snacks to eat during summer. They are like popsicles but they don’t melt onto your hands and you can eat them with a fork or spoon. You can put them in smoothies instead of ice cubes to keep it cool too. Also, when I was a kid my mom used to make me ‘blueberry icecream’ which was just frozen wild blueberries (which are smaller than normal blueberries) in a bowl with milk. The cold blueberries froze the milk into a slushy-like solution and it was very good. It would probably work with most milk substitutes too although I haven’t tried it yet.

Everyone should go have a fizzy drink with some fruit juice and ice cubes mixed in if they are hot right now, it is so wonderful.

I love you I love you I love you <3

I'm doing good! Thanks for the kind words! I find i can do about 2 cups of chopped fruit and vegetables a day right now, which is really good for me! Be careful with smoothies if you have gastroparesis, I was getting blockages at my worst because the fiber is still there even if it's all chopped up. Juice is really good though because you're getting all the nutrients and sugars without fiber.

Something I do now that i wish I started sooner was having ensure around for bad days. I mix it with my coffee and have two of them a day on bad days and three if I can't eat solid food at all. Learning what the fullness of delayed emptying feels like helps a lot because then I can eat again when the feeling is gone without hurting myself.

I've done the frozen blueberries too! When I was kid we went every year to Oregon for u pick berries with my grandma and ate them with frozen milk while we visited! It's really good with peaches too like that.

Also if you can eat a lot of melon, get a small personal sized cantaloupe and fill the center where the seeds were with vanilla ice cream. You won't regret it.

[iii-days-grace]

vampires can only take medicines derived from plants because they were once-living things

(that's actually a LOT of drugs including common ones like aspirin, morphine, some heart medicines, chemotherapy drugs, and of course a lot of the fun recreational ones)

[monards]

rhine the type of mom to slide sliced fruits under the door instead of apologizing

[lo-carb]

I can't really say who this cantaloupe was actually for

[cooking-with-hailstones]

It physically pains me that I went through this whole convoluted system to come up with a name for one of my OCs only to discover THAT EXACT NAME ALREADY EXISTS AS A ZELDA NPC

[cheapcheapfaker]

there is something so funny about someone replying “damn my family of four only spends $200 month on groceries” to a post and then so many people call bullshit they immediately have to reply “I’ve ever only gone shopping with my mom like once so maybe my numbers are off”

[navigatorsghost]

I never thought I'd see someone successfully say "&!@*$%!!!" like they were in an old comic, let alone in a presidential debate, but by gods she did it.

Oh, she was thisclose to calling him something very impolite. 😂

[cyreneduvent]

In good news for my happiness I’ve discovered that while I categorically can’t eat normal yoghourt because it upsets my stomach too much, Greek yoghourt is less of a problem!

[bpecial]

cantaloupe 🤤🤤🤤