#like i feed him ofc but he loves to join the chickens when I bring home cantaloupe

[lo-carb]

I can't really say who this cantaloupe was actually for

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I just love these rogue headcanon questions so here is another! beach day head canons! what are they all doing on beach day together!

OFC!!!! This was so much fun to do, thank you for the request!

Rogues + Beach Day HCs!

Bane:

He’s just trying to have a good time but… he can’t help but feel as if he’s being watched….

He may not think he’s doing anything sus, but dudes got stacks on stacks on stacks. SO MUCH BEEF. people will be ogling at him. He’s not a big people-person, so he’s a little shocked at the amount of people calling him over to play volleyball, or why so many moms are asking if he could help them put sunblock on that “hard to reach spot”. No, he will not rub lotion on your back, Linda. Your husband is literally right there. idiots.

Eventually, he just grabs his towel, some beer from the cooler, and he finds a quiet, secluded spot to tan or he goes out to swim.

Catwoman:

Selina easily puts the most effort in her beach outfit, but that’s hardly a surprise. 

She looooooves setting up her towel close to random groups of moms so she can listen to the gossip. She doesn’t know who the FUCK they’re talking about, but that arguably makes the tea even better. Susan did WHAT with her poolboy? Unbelievable, what a bitch.

Anyone who catcalls her will get their tires slashed before they leave. No one knows how Selina is figure out which car is the right one... but they decide to not question it

Clayface:

Have you FELT the heat??? Have you SEEN the water?? All that fucking SAND??? This literally sounds like hell no fucking thank you.

He spends the day wandering around the nearby stores and bars. He has a genuine soft spot for tourist traps that sell kitschy souvenirs, and he can literally spend HOURS in one shell shop alone.

He WILL go home with at least one hideous mermaid clock and that’s a promise.

Harley Quinn:

Harley is living her BEST life. She brought ice cream, she brought a boogie board, she misplaced her flip flops so she had to borrow an extra pair of Ivy’s, (but Ivy didn’t get mad so it's alright). The beach trip was more than likely her idea, and if it wasn’t, Harley most certainly was responsible for getting the other rogues to come.

The QUEEN of beach volleyball!!! She’ll literally just join any group that’s playing and will absolutely wipe the floor with the other team!!! She quickly becomes super popular amongst beach-goers.

She tries soooo haaaaard to convince her friends to get more active because they’re either reading, sleeping, or not even ON THE BEACH. Some of them humor her, but the others just double-down on whatever they were doing prior.

Joker:

He literally spends the entire day bullying people. He’s kicking sandcastles, getting sand in people’s picnics- he doesn’t care.

When he’s not being a public menace, he’s out trying to surf. He’s frustratingly competent. No one knows where he learned how to surf.

Because he’s an IDIOT he thought his chemical-bleached skin was too good for sunscreen. Wrong. 

Killer Croc:

He literally can’t go swimming in a somewhat crowded area without some teen mistaking him for a sea monster or some shit. It really sucks, because Waylon is the best swimmer of the rogues, and he genuinely enjoys getting into the water (He does get to venture out for a few hours once it gets dark!)

Actually, CAN Waylon even do anything at a public beach without freaking people out??? What the fuck???

In the meantime though, he’s content to take a nap because the sun feels fantastic on his back and the sand is warm and ough,,,, snzzzzz,,,,,snnnnzzzzz,,,,,

Mad Hatter:

He tags along with Basil and they go explore the shops together. He doesn’t particularly care for the beach, but unlike SOME PEOPLE (Eddie) Jervis doesn’t sit around and bitch about it, so he looks for something to do.

Jerv eventually gets bored, so he spends the rest of the day doing some light people watching. There’s SO many different hats in one place! It’s fascinating!

He 100% falls asleep at around noon and he has to get woken up several times to reapply sunscreen before his white pasty-ass burns.

Mr. Freeze:

Penguin:

(I was very tempted to just link the robot chicken DC special where Oswald convinces half of the Legion of Doom to strip at the beach but! I shall not! Also… realistically, I know that Oz would Literally Rather Perish than take his shirt off somewhere public.)

As usual, he has to be the responsible one. He brought sunblock, reminded everyone to bring their towels, and he brought extra towels because he knows people will forget. And yes, even though he was teased relentlessly for it, he DID provide the beach umbrella.

He’s got a nice shirt, some Gucci shades, and a pair of beach trousers. He will NOT get in the water. “Harley, I am serious. Do you know what’s in that water? I will not get these clothes wet.”

He just wants to read a book on the sand and relax. Please let him rest. please.

Poison Ivy:

Finally… she can get some proper tanning done…

The only reason she’ll get up is if Harley is drowning, or if she needs some backup on a volleyball match. The MOMENT she isn’t needed, she’s going back to sunbathe.

She’s been around the other rogues long enough to know that half of them won’t properly apply sunscreen and it’s for that very reason that she refuses to share any of her hyper-potent aloe vera. Play shitty games, win shitty prizes.

Riddler:

HE IS WHINING CONSTANTLY WHY DID HE TAG ALONG??? ITS SO HOT OUT AND HES SO SWEATY AND THE SUNSCREEN IS SO OILY AND THE SUN IS TOO BRIGHT SO HE CANT LOOK AT HIS PHONE SCREEN AND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Surprisingly tho he does venture out into the water to cool off, but once he gets completely wiped out from a wave he crawls back to where The Umbrella and The Cooler are located and sulks there for a while. EVERYONE saw him and laughed.

He eventually decides to do the one thing he KNOWS he’ll enjoy doing, and he moves his towel next to where Oz is sitting, and they spend the rest of the day idly chatting. He perks up later when he gets to help with the grill during dinner.

Scarecrow:

At first, he GENUINELY doesn’t understand how he got talked into coming. There’s nothing for him to do except read (Which he could have just done at home)... Maybe if he walked along the shore he’ll find a beached jellyfish. Or a dead body… Alas, no such luck. What a terrible day… 

That is… until he comes across the seagulls. He is fascinated. No, enamoured with them. They have so much potential… for anarchy… he’ll find a flock and feed them bits of his sandwich until more join in and they start to follow him around… and then he’ll throw the rest of his food into a large group of beach-goers and watch the ensuing chaos.

After that, this literally becomes the best day ever. Jon has a smug fucking grin, and he’s openly nice to the other rogues. He gets himself a BIG ASS frozen margarita with salt on the rims AND a novelty umbrella. He REFUSES to explain his good mood, but the others begin to suspect it may have something to do with the influx of people leaving the beach at around noon.

Two-Face:

Harv’s burnt skin is very sensitive to heavy sunlight, so he’ll just throw on some sandals and he’ll hop around the bars near the beach and watch some sports. Once it gets darker and cooler, he’ll rejoin the rest of the rogues.

Once it gets dark? Guys? Barbeque. King. He’s got the grill. He’s got the meats. He’s got the cooler of beer. He is unstoppable.

He used to be That Dude With The Guitar back in college (y’all fucking know who I’m talking about, every campus has one of them), so mayyyybeee,,, if the mood strikes him,,, he miiiiiight pull out his old uke and play some tunes. maybe.

[misomilk]

MISO SENPAI. MISO SENPAI. MIIIIISOOOOO SENPAI!!!!! ( ˘ ³˘)❤ THIS IS NOT WHO YOU THINK IT IS. OKAY, THAT'S A FUCKING LIE. IT'S WHO YOU THINK IT IS. I SAW THAT CHRISTMAS OTP PROMPT THINGY, AND LIKE - I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH OISUGA. 👀 PLEASE, AND SANK YOU.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Gosh, senpai, who are you calling senpai?! Clearly, I am the kouhai between the two of us. 😘 I am SHO SHO SHO SHO SHOOOO HAPPY that you have come to my ask again. ;AAAAA; It has been so long. I know I’ve been gone from tumblr for more than a few months, been back for like two, but only now do I truly feel like I’m back in tumblr. Now that you have returned to my inbox. 😍 You know how it is. I am only truly home with you. (/o\)

ANYWAY (/o\) IM SUPER HAPPY YOU SENT THESE TWO. ;AAAAA; I’ve missed them dearly!!!! Let’s see what I can come up with, hmm?

Christmas OTP Questions: oisuga

Who wakes the other up excitedly on Christmas morning? Which one begs for five more minutes of sleep? I imagine they’re both the types to sleep in, cuddling each other because of how cold it is. (That year, Oikawa’s heater is broken again? But the following year, Suga should have successfully convinced Oikawa to move in with him. (/o\)) They both sleep in, but when Oikawa opens his eyes and realizes it’s Christmas, he’d immediately perk up and start pestering Suga. “Kou-chan, Kou-chan, it’s Christmas. KOU-CHAN WAKE UP IT’S CHRISTMAS.” Suga would smack him in the face and demand more sleep. LOLOne Christmas, Oikawa wakes up to the smell of something sweet in the air. Turns out Suga-chan surprised him and baked their Christmas cake that year!!! Super cute and sweet. 😍

Which one hangs the mistletoe? Oikawa. Rather than hanging it around his place, because he knows Suga would avoid stepping through them on purpose, he keeps one in his pocket and lifts it up over him and his boyfriend so he can kiss him. XD One time, Suga hangs a mistle toe over Oikawa’s bedroom, which he takes weeks to notice??? Oikawa is a silly fool. Suga makes fun of him, then makes out with him under the mistletoe, and then guides his boyfriend to bed. (/o\)

Which one cooks? Do they cook together? Do they go out to eat? The first Christmas they spent together, to add to the chicken + cake combo that they get from the store, Suga made some nabe, and doesn’t realize immediately that it’s one of the first meals Oikawa doesn’t yap on about having nabe with “Iwa-chan” years before. HAPPY VIBES. \0/When they start working, it’s Oikawa that treats Suga to some fancy chocolate Christmas cake that he had to be in line for a little over an hour to get. (He took time off work just for that!!!) It’s the year Suga realizes how big a space he occupies in Oikawa’s heart, and just falls deeper. (/o\)

Which one can’t sleep the night before? It’s not that they can’t sleep, but they stay out as late as they can on the 24th, walking through various illuminations set up across the city. Tokyo is really grand about illuminations, 20x 30x more so than Sendai. It’s amazing how the city just– shines. They once stayed for an hour staring at the moving illuminations at Roppongi, sipping on their limited edition Christmas-themed coffee.

Which one dresses like they’re straight out of a Christmas movie? I’d say none of them. They’re not too hyped up about the holiday for that. XD

Which one sings Christmas carols loudly and off-key at random times? SUGA. Which surprises Oikawa because he normally has such a lovely singing voice, but for Christmas carols he’s just– He can’t sing them. He just cannot. Oikawa makes fun of him and, of course, gets punched on the arm by Suga for it. No dinner for him that night? But ofc he doesn’t learn his lesson and keeps teasing Suga anyway. XD

Which one tears open their packages? Which one slowly, methodically unwraps every single one? Suga methodically unwraps his presents, up to a certain point. Like, when he gets through 75% he just goes ‘OH WHATEVER’ and tears it apart. Oikawa tears his presents from the start.

Who opens their biggest gift first? Who opens their smallest gift first? Suga opens his presents according to how important to him the giver is. He starts from general gifts he gets from classmates and such. Then his ex-clubmates’. Daichi’s. Saves Oikawa’s for last.Oikawa starts from the biggest gift, and kind of gets too distracted about the amazingness of such big gifts that Suga has to remind him there are other presents to open.“Hey, Tooru, remember there’re more here.”“Yes, but LOOK at this sweater, Kou-chan. You think it fits me?”“-roll eye- You look great. Now, here. I think this one’s from your mom?”“KOU-CHAN, I wore it. Tell me I’m handsome.”“(blankly) Wow, you’re handsome now open this one.”“Let me get my camera.”“TOORU.”Which is why Suga doesn’t bring out his gift until everything else has been opened, else Oikawa may just forget about it. XD

Which one makes the sappy Christmas speech? Rather than a speech, it’s just a moment they look at each other, no words needed. One emotional “Merry Christmas.”

Which one’s family do they spend Christmas Day with? Does the whole family get together, or is it just your OTP, and any kids they have? They rarely ever go back to Sendai on Christmas, since spending it just the two of them is enough. When they do, they spend the Eve at Suga’s and Christmas day at Oikawa’s. Suga gets so flustered when Oikawa’s mom keeps commenting that he’s so pretty. But when Oikawa’s all “Ikr, mom? I’ve got such a good eye.” Oikawa gets kicked in the shin when no one’s looking.Also, they each totally make sure they do it in each other’s beds. Burning away the bed’s memories of past lovers, maybe? :P (YAY ANGST but not so angst)

Which one buys a gift for their pet? They have a pet fish once, which Oikawa gets so attached to, and regularly feeds. When it dies, he was inconsolable.

Who dreams of a white Christmas? Suga. He’s used to it snowing in Sendai, and gets disappointed it didn’t snow the first year he was in Tokyo. He hopes and hopes and hopes to spend Christmas in the snow with Oikawa, but it just hasn’t happened yet.

Which one munches on candy until lunch time? I’d say both of them. Oikawa starts, and Suga has to tell him to stop eating because he’ll lose his appetite. In the end, he joins in and they have a fun time eating sweets.

Which one goes to bed first that day? Which one stays up, being nostalgic? Suga sleeps first, tried from all the activities of the day, and Oikawa watches him sleep, thinking about how lucky he’d been to find someone who sticks with him no matter how annoying he gets.

Which one is ready to start de-decorating on the 26th? Which one wants to keep stuff up until after January? Well, it’s typical in Japan to take down Christmas decors by the 26th to start preparing for the new year, which is the grander holiday for them. They don’t have much decor up in the first place, but it’s Oikawa that complains and says, “Let’s just take them down next year” bec he’s too lazy. XD Poor Suga will have to trick him into helping him take down and keep their decors.

Thank you thank you thank you for sending these two !!!!!!!!! It was soooo sos o much fun thinking of these. ;AAAAA; Thank you. I LOVE U SO MUUUCH

[professor-abeloved]

sean x mc for the ship breakdown!! :~)

@zaddysloan @kingraydan @secretargonian​ @allthecowslovetheleo​ thank you guys so much!!! ily y’all!! 

EDIT: here’s my bi boy!! his name is “juan elias de loyola” but goes by “elias” or “eli” cuz he knows too many juans lol. he/him & occassionally they/them. (and i agree he looks rly Fly dammit why couldnt we date mc)

Send me a Ship and I’ll Break Them DOWN

How did they they meet?

while i hc that eli sees sean around & sean once saw eli on campus and thought “hey he’s cute”, they officially met on the plane ride to la huerta when eli blurts out “i had a dream about you!” which is… honestly not the first time he had a dream about sean LOL

Who developed romantic feelings first?

eli has had a tiny crush on him (based on aesthetic attraction + also he’s a big fan of sean on the field), but sean’s the first one who develops intense, romantic feelings first as he fell for eli’s helpful, earnest attitude, his leadership skills... and the adorable way he cannot flirt for shit.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

diego used to claim that title… until craig arm-wrestled him for it HAHA. diego now says that he’s the First Eli/Sean shipper tho which is #true

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

they had what they thought was their first and last kiss as they fell beneath the waves, sinking into the unfathomable abyss, wrapped up in each other’s arms

Who confessed their feelings first?

eli did!! tbh with diego’s help, he prepared this whole speech declaring his love for sean… but it ended up slipping out when he was trying to defend sean from someone and sean heard it and went hearteyes motherfucker

okay no but seriously sean gayle deserves the world and needs to be protected at all costs?? eli, meech and craig are all official member of the Sean Gayle Protection Squad

What was their first official date?

after they get off la huerta, eli wastes no time in asking sean out (literally the second they step onto the plane/boat/whatever) and sean is like “i was just about to ask you the same thing” 

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

sean’s a team player and eli is a people person, but i honestly think that they’re not really the types to go on double/group dates often.

@principal-mc and i were talking about the time mc/sean would go out on a double date with craig/michelle (who got together after bonding ofter the fact they they both had [?] unrequited feelings for sean LOLOL)

What do they do in their down time?

i hc that sean likes to watch some of his old football matches to see if he could think of a better strategy or whatever and he gets… way too into it like “shit i couldve done better if i made that pass” and other mistakes

so when eli sees this he goes to the couch, wraps sean up in a blanket and hands him hot chocolate and watches the game with him… except he loudly cheers whenever sean is on-screen. 

sean’s startled by it at first like “wtf eli” but then he can’t help but be endeared by the way eli excitedly points at the screen and goes “YO LOOK AT HIM GO! THATS MY BOYFRIEND EVERYONE!!” like it’s an actual game and?? tbh my mc’s a football nerd and i’m not, so just imagine eli enthusiastically complimenting sean’s techniques and making sean smile and feel better about himself 

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

sean’s mother & his siblings adore eli on first sight while eli’s aunt coddles sean and keeps calling him “guapo” and eli’s like “ikr??”

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

hmm i imagine their first fight would be a little after [book 1 spoilers] eli sees sean die for the first time and he gets extremely over-protective of sean? but sean kinda… misunderstands that as eli losing trust in him/his abilities and that really stings since eli was one of his number one supporters ??

they talk it out though and it ends with eli bursting into tears while confessing that they’ve seen sean die and he just can’t lose sean, he can’t. sean feels his heart break as he takes eli into his arms and promises them that they will never lose him and shit sarap magsulat ng fanfic

Which one is more easily made jealous?

neither cuz they trust each other too much to be jealous

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

for some reason jelly donuts come to mind? just let me have eli bringing sean jelly donuts after his games ok

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

sean’s v cuddly!! like eli will hug him for just one (1) sec and suddenly they’ve been cuddling for two (2) hours and eli is… Not Complaining tbh AHAHA they like to cuddle while facing each other although eli’s shorter than sean and usually ends up burrowing his face in sean’s neck as they cuddle lolol

Are they hand holders?

tbh their friends are shookt when they’re not holding each other’s hands like “yo eli are you and sean ok?” “yeah why??” “it’s just… youre not holding hands?” when in reality they both had their hands full carrying stuff lol

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

they sleep together for the first time the night before the watchers arrive because they think it’s their last time together and it’s so sweet and so pure but i don’t like to dwell on it because i’m still traumatized by the scene that happens afterwards

Who tops?

they take turns sis!! sean just loves to take care of eli and eli just wants sean to feel loved and appreciated for the amazing man he is like frick theyre too sugary sweet

What’s the worst fight they’ve ever gotten into?

^see above; their worst fight is their first fight

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

sean shops & eli cooks and they both take turns feeding each other like dorks

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

sean “epitome of a virgo” gayle def likes order and tidiness and tbh eli’s aunt think that sean’s a really good influence on her nephew bc he starts cleaning up after himself

Who proposes?

…they propose at the exact same time it’s not even funny cuz sean’s been planning the perfect Night for weeks and eli took to carrying a ring in his pocket for far longer because he just felt like the time was near, but he kept chickening out lol 

so they have this weird mindmeld where they both feel like it’s the Right Time and eli takes out the ring box at the exact second he sees the ring in the champagne glass and he and sean look at each other like Oh My God 

and they end up stumbling over their words and talking over each other like “yes!!” and “i love you” and “when were you planning this” before ending up kissing passionately

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

joined with the rest of the es crew y’all!

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

diego and craig are the best men of honor with the other es people (most notably michelle my queen who’s Over sean by this point and is genuinely happy for them and ofc is by this time a Famous, Sucessful Neurosurgeon and making the most of her life and i’m sorry this became a tangent but i love michelle nguyen!!)

Big Ceremony or Small?

small; they’re not ones for really extravagant engagements lol

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

i’m not good with this question i’m gonna say la huerta again and i’m gonna smacked for it.  uh gags, let them go to venice and have a rly romantic gondola ride maybe? idk i just feel like sean would wanna take eli out to romantic places around the world haha

Do they have children? How many?

they look into adopting kids (esp those who come from…bad households) and end up taking care of three lil girls who they adore more than life itself