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I think the reason I hate most LGBT couples in fiction is because LGBT couples in fiction have the worst tropes imaginable.
#it's the writing not the gayness#anti lgbt#just because someone's going to get on and say I'm anti gay#it's probably also why y'all keep making platonic couples romantic#because the canon characters suck
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can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest
like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!
#me.txt#jjba#i'm going to ramble in tags actually. excuse me#ok. rereading sdc and so confused at the general perception of jotaro and his friends/family. he's not NEARLY as flat or as dickish#i understand that the anime (particularly the dub) tends to slander him but even then he still clearly cares for them! i'm confused#i also understand that a lot of people dig against jotaro and kakyoin as a dynamic because 'they're popular' and that generally disliking#popular things across media is a thing that i've seen consistently everywhere but the discredit to them simply as a DUO and not even as a#pairing is so..... odd..... like they're considered to be a duo that clicks for a reason. i enjoyed them even before i got into the fandom#every time i see someone say jotaro is overrated/dull i take a shot and assume they're an anime-only or only read the manga like once btw#joseph and jotaro also have a neat dynamic and they obviously both love and care for each other. like they're not going to go around loudly#or anything but literally the entirety of the lovers and the prelude to the dio fight IS jotaro being worked up over joseph getting hurt#equally i don't know if it translates to the anime as much but joseph is VERY complimentary when it comes to jotaro. like he sings his#praises so often and reminds everyone that he's his grandson so frequently (d'arby the gamer is a good example of this). either way it's so#peculiar....... there's not enough avdol and jotaro content btw (also in canon) because jotaro obviously looks up to him and avdol jokes#around with him on the occasion they interact after their intro which doesn't start very well. it's very cute#i do think an important thing to note about jotaro's character is how he acts AFTER his intro because he's so drastically different. early#jotaro and later jotaro aren't the same character and i do not mean this in a character development way. excluding the jail incident he's#completely different and probably shouldn't really be taken into account (especially considering the amount of slapstick in araki's intros)#and i think that's really???? what people center on for his character? Which sucks balls bad!#anyways. i could ramble more about this if asked i have so much to say but sigh. jotaro cares so much for his friends and family he's not a#flat fully cold asshole character regardless of whether you watch the anime or ova or read the manga. you just have poor media literacy#i wouldn't recommend watching solely the anime for his character though. the dub also changes a lot so it's... questionable#i love the anime and it's still important for him though. also adds neat stuff. i need to stop myself. i have many thoughts on the matter#jotaro kujo#joseph joestar#noriaki kakyoin#adding in case anyone sees: i am not saying that he is perfect about this. in fact he is very ass about it with jolyne and holly and that's#very important. he also is in fact an asshole sometimes. NOT as much as you guys are making him though!#please don't get me started on how much of a dick etc people make kakyoin to veer away from the 'woobified' characterizations of him#in fact i think that's bad if not worse because it CLAIMS to be in character. hes a prim asshole at times but not that angry or dishevelled
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fancy schmancy
#FOAMING AT THE MOUTH RRR#HER CURLS 😩😩😩#she showed up to the ball and went 😧 because there was so many pretty girls#sliding up to one of them and being like 🤭🤭😚😚hey😩😩💗💗😚😚🤭😘#canon she fainted 36 times because of seeing her pretty classmates#she SUCKS at dancing though oml…guess someone will have to teach her 😉😉😘😘#oc#oc art#dresses#original character#original character art#curly hair#art#digital art#calypso salutations#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy characters#character art#hogwarts legacy mc#yule ball#hphl#hphl mc#hphl oc
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No one ever talks about how Rick aged Nico up specifically to ship him.
#riordanverse#pjo#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#percy jackson series#solangelo#we know why they dont#its because theyre too busy sucking ricks dick#personally the only part that annoys me is he couldnt even come up with a canon reason and just did it with no in universe explanation#but i know the morality police - the mopo if you will - pretend to hate aging characters up to ship them#and yet its crickets how sus of them almost like they dont actually care about aging characters up for ships
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I hate it when I headcanon a character who’s canonically a girl as a trans man and make ships of him and a character who’s canonically a guy and I refer to it as a gay/mlm/guyxguy/whatever ship and someone gets mad. Like omg let trans people have FUNNNNN. Why are queer headcanons and genderbends cool until they’re saying that the character is trans???
“OMGGG you’re so misogynistic I can’t believe you would erase FEMALE representation!!!”
and like half of the characters in the franchise are women, and a total of… NONE of the characters are trans men. Also, my headcanon doesn’t change the source material. If my stuff upsets you, you can block me and go engage with the source or maybe every single other fanwork, since mine is the only trans man hc for this character that I’ve ever seen.
or when people are like “WTF??? this is so transphobic!!! how dare you imply that a character who looks like that could be a trans man?!?! do you think that trans men are women or something??? she uses she/her, and you’re misgendering her!”
No, I don’t think that being a trans man makes you a woman or vice versa. That’s why it’s a headcanon, and the headcanon is that this character is actually a trans man and not a woman at all! You’ll never guess what pronouns most trans men had to use at some point in their lives, and you really won’t like it when you find out about pre-(or no-)transition trans men… or trans men who are in the closet… or trans men who don’t know that they’re trans yet.
“But the character is a kid!!! Saying they’re trans is sexualizing them.”
I’ve seen this one from other queer people. Like did you miss when all of the homophobes said this about your identity, or do you think that bigotry is only bad when it’s directed at you?
“Why would you say ‘testosterone could fix her’??? Are you trying to call her a delusional woman?”
Why would your brain even go to that first? This literally has to be a bad faith reading, because there’s no way that someone could see what I said and get this unless they were specifically looking for something to be mad at me for.
(Note for anyone unaware: “Estrogen would’ve fixed him!” was a meme going around at the time I said this. I’m not sure if it’s still super big, but this was a joke to the effect of that.)
“So girls can’t be tomboys anymore? You just wanna trans everyone?”
This is like actual real life transphobic rhetoric. This isn’t even just shitting on my headcanon, but in fact, sending transphobic hate to a trans man. Thanks 👍. Maybe you should go send JK Rowling another message about how much you loved her essay instead of bothering me.
#transgender#trans#trans man#transandrophobia#<- not all of it but the ‘it’s misogynystic to be a trans man!!!’ part is. esp because it’s something that people say about real trans men#is this inspired by a Tik tok about how making male characters women is empowering and making female characters men is misogyny?#(although that post was weirdly about genderbending gay ships? idk why that’s discourse going around 😭😭😭. I miss old fandom sometimes.)#not exactly. although the comments on it sucked. I’ve seen multiple variations of posts like that and all of their comment sections made me#feel like I was wading through raw sewage with how full of shit the commenters were.#I saw one violently threatening anyone who portrays a canon girl as a man (in stupid Tik Tok speak)#oh Feng Min… oh Hilda Pokémon… oh Y PokéSpe… you’re all beautiful young men to me#nonbinary hcs also get you that last one super hard#I haven’t seen as much of this about hcing canon guys as trans girls other than posts where op says ‘name a girl character who (blank)!’-#and then makes an addition that you’re an evil misogynist if you said a MALE!!! (even though Brock Pokémon is a transbian to me </3)#which icks me out so bad. omfg. like she’s a girl to ME!!! so maybe that’s why I’m naming her under a post about GIRLS!!!#I imagine that most of the reason for not hearing much about it is because these types of headcanons just… really aren’t common#so if you have a bunch of experience with headcanoning characters who are canonically men as trans girls and the hate that it gets you then#feel free to add on (and also please talk to me about your headcanons… there are so few of us. we need to stick together!!!)#it’s not derailing despite this post specifically being tagged about trans men#that’s just bc that’s all that I talk about in my original post#this post has been in my drafts in different forms for probably like months#long post#I guess#anyone remember a while back when someone on this app got violently mad that someone put a character (canonically a guy) in the m/m tags on#ao3 bc the guy was hced as trans in the fic#and the post was like ‘grrr the ao3 gender ship things are talking about GENITALS!!! not gender!!! I’m not transphobic though <3.’#so now to imagine what it’s like to hc a character who’s canonically a girl as a trans man just imagine that but it’s worse and also you’re#getting it from other trans people too 👍
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imagine having a personality that sucks so much, no one you ever meet can bring themself to take you seriously even if you're literally one of the strongest people in the world. among literally only eight people.
and then imagine you still have such a high and unyielding self-esteem of yourself, in no universe you'll ever so much as come close to consider that maybe you're the problem. obviously you're not. there's just no way you can be when you're so damn great in every way
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#khr skull#like listen i too am always up for a good old deep dive into what skull's character /could/ have been in canon as much as the next person#but you could never make me love him more than the skull we were canonically given just as he is#like imagine this is your reality and meanwhile the power scale in khr literally goes like this#kawahira > arco > everyone else#and yeah within the arco it goes reborn > the rest > skull#but it still makes skull the /eighth/ strongest person in khr#but this is still how he lives because his personality just sucks so bad#which he'll never do anything about it because he's always going to be his number one fan comes hell or high water#that's so funny#also remember when he almost blew up a middle school because this one middle schooler just wouldn't listen to him#ZJDLSKSK HES SO- 😭😭😭#this should have been canon actually peak skull's character#anyway skull's such a successfull loser because there's nothing you could ever tell him to make him even consider that he IS in fact a lose#and THAT'S what so great about him btw. if you even care
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I think the reason that MTMTE remains the most defining, influential, and loved series in the IDW1 run is fundamentally because, despite its many flaws, MTMTE has the power to make you think and wonder about the world beyond what's shown on the page. The character relationships are so strongly developed that it's easy to care about the characters and easy to imagine further adventures they could go on. While the myriad dropped plotlines, underwritten/underutilized characters, and worldbuilding with weird implications are all fucking maddening at times... even if it makes you mad, MTMTE makes you mad because you care and it makes you want to immerse yourself into a world that feels like it's real beyond what's explicitly shown to you on the page. It's a sandbox of a story where there's so much fertile ground for pretty much anyone with any preferred character archetype, storyline, etc to dig in.
It's just... immersive. That's the best way I can put it. It feels like it could be real and it makes you want to spend more time in it than the constraints JRO had. It makes you want to know more about it and come up with theories on how/why things function or happen the way they do. That's why it's loved and that's why it's the best series in IDW1.
#squiggposting#the intense focus on character and heart ties into a post on here that said something like#a story with good characters but a bad plot can still be good bc at least you care about the characters#and a story with a good plot but boring characters sucks because you don't care#and i think that's why like. despite barber having ideas (sometimes storylines) of comparable weight to mtmte his shit isn't as widely read#crossovers aside it's bc barber focuses on plot and The Message to the detriment of individual characters and that's why it's a drag to rea#no time is taken to explore side stories or implications. character relationships are underdeveloped or crammed into the margins#or like there's maybe 3 characters that are developed and one of them is arcee (bless btw that's good shit)#when JRO's writing sucks it makes me go 'he could've done X Y or Z. you know what I feel like writing it myself'#when barber's writing sucks it makes me go 'why did i even bother getting invested in this when nothing matters in canon'#or 'was this written to actively spite me as the reader' or 'this is so stupid i literally don't know how i'd fix it'#unfortunately after like 2 years of coping im forced to admit that MTMTE is indeed the best series in idw1 and there's literally no contest#you can't even call it overrated the way ppl focus exclusively on it bc mtmte literally is as good as ppl say it is. better even
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I think some people forget that peppino can be kind of a jerk. He's not your perfect awkward nervous guy who can do no wrong, he is not perfect, but that doesn't make him a bad guy. He has flaws, because thats a normal human thing to have.
Sometimes he gets angry and a bit mean, sometimes he takes joy in beating the shit out of the tower residents, sometimes he gets selfish or says something mean to someone. His anxiety is not his only flaw, please don't forget that. He is not a perfect sunshine boy who can do no wrong. He is not nice and friendly 100% of the time. He is a human person, he is a complex being who cannot be easily defined as completely good or completely bad.
Sometimes good people do shitty things. Sometimes a person will not act in the kindest way possible. Sometimes someone will do something not realising (or caring) how it makes others feel. Sometimes people have bad days. Sometimes people make mistakes. Sometimes people are wrong.
Peppino is a human, he is not immune to being a jerk sometimes. Again, this doesn't make him a bad person, it just makes him human, and I don't want people to forget that and misinterpret him as being someone whos only flaw is his anxiety. Yes it is a key part of his character, but theres more to this guy than that, thats not his only flaw or imperfection or whatever you want to call it. He's not 'kind perfect guy who also has anxiety', theres more detail to who he is than that.
Peppino can be a bit mean, Peppino can be hotheaded, and you know what? Thats okay because thats what a person is like sometimes, and that is a sign of a complex and realisticly written character (even if he is a cartoon guy, his personality still feels realistic). He's not the same guy all of the time, he doesnt respond to every situation in the same way, he's not a one note character. Sometimes he sucks as a person, but its okay because despite all that, he's a loveable and endearing character, and he isn't a horrible terrible person, he just is human, and thats okay.
#okay rant over just had to get that out#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino pizza tower#pizza tower peppino#pizza rambles#I'm not implying that having anxiety or other mental illnesses is a flaw or makes you a flawed person I just couldnt think of a better word#so sorry if it comes across that way!#I dont even know if I made any sense and got my point across but hopefully I did#my guy kind of sucks and that okay because I love him#sometimes people get such heavily head canoned interpretations of someone they forget what the actual character is like#and its like yeah nothing wrong with hcs but you got to remind yourself that maybe your version of him isnt the same as he is in canon#your brain can twist a character into your idealised perfect version of them which can stray from the actual guy you started with#and you gotta remind yourself of that sometimes#of course if were talking about au peppinos than ignore all of this but if were talking about just regular guy peppino than please remember#he's a bit of jerk sometimes okay? and we love him for that
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”Skybound ruined Jaya for me” Skill issue.
#ninjago#Jay Walker#Jay ninjago#nya smith#nya jiang#nya ninjago#jaya#I have many thoughts about this line of thinking but I will try to keep it brief#1. Skybound came out almost nine real life years ago#the writing and characters have changed a lot since then so obviously so has their relationship#2. Skybound has literally some of the worst character writing in the entire show#it includes characterization that was not seen before that point and has never been seen again#And was just a bad outing for literally everyone in involved#3. It didn’t happen#I know that Jay and Nya remember it#but canonically it literally didn’t happen and effects nothing going forward except for that one nod in the WildBrain era#TLDR; basing your entire view on the ship on one incredibly bad season that doesn’t effect anything in the rest of the show#is kinda dumb#(I know I said I was keeping it brief but!) ALSO there were other much worse pairings with the same issues in television at this time#I don’t want to heart shit about how Jay is an obsessive creep unless y’all have seen the shitshow that was tmnt 2012 apriltello#because that was a nightmare that made every character involved infinitely worse#Like Donnie in the first few seasons is literally what people say Jay is like in Skybound#which sucks cause he’s my favorite character and when April is not in the room he’s fantastic#anyway#captains log
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*complaining for no reason again because i am bored* i need more ppl to know that these. are all the same person these are literally canonically all the exact same individual person im begging u
literally almost all the ganondorfs are the exact same individual and almost all the ganons are the exact same individual, almost all the ganondorfs & ganons are the same exact person just in different forms and circumstances. except for FSA and maybe whatever the fuck is going on with TotK ganondorf but i still think it’s weird that he still has golden eyes & rounded ears when even the gerudo in TotK’s ancient past dont, but anyway ashfjsbfjsn
#not like you always have to subscribe to canon because it’s often impossible to know the truth of certain things#or some things that are canonical just suck and should be changed anyway but like#of all the things that are like relatively basic facts for ppl engaging in the Lore or whatever#ppl are like always. Always talking about ganondorf as if every iteration of him is a different person just like link & zelda#but so much of his character development stems from the fact that WW ganon and TP ganon are both different timeline offshoots of OoT ganon#i’m not even citing the ‘Official Timeline’ on this because it is silly & confusing but i just literally mean#in terms of basic canon continuity#that WW and TP were conceptualized even in the early 2000s to be the events that occur distantly after the two timeline splits OoT created#because OoT is a game about time travel and the entire concept of the split timelines in this series#originated from the two different scenarios that are created by link & zelda’s use of the master sword and the ocarina#WW ganondorf and TP ganondorf are both literal older versions of OoT ganondorf in 2 different futures#not to mention all of the ganons in the early games. OoT was made as a prequel that both literally and figuratively#attempted to humanize the main antagonist of the series#OoT ganondorf at the time WAS the ‘ganondorf with character development and an actual motivation’#WW ganondorf (who is the same person.) just actually got to vocalize what specifically his motivation was#which is great!! and also retroactively gives OoT ganondorf more context & depth#can u tell i am off my meds at the moment and have nothing better to do with my time ahsjfhskfhdj
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Rumors are going around on twitter and weibo that starember might have left the tgcf manhua team omg.. they're unfounded right now but can we get a prayer circle going for hoping that it's true!! 🙏🙏🙏I'm so tired of their consistent racism and orientalism being passed around in the manhua space, people have been raising the alarm on it for literal years now
#for reference because im not sure its common knowledge about the manhua anymore#a brief list of concerns:#has drawn nazi incest art#purposefully drew the banyue people (whose main story relevance is that they attempted to suicide bomb the yong an kingdom) as obviously#islamic-inspired. w the “monstrous general” being the character with the darkest skin#drew hualian au art where xl was extremely pale and small and hc was a giant dark skinned half demon monster#important to note for that last one that in the manhua itself hc is extremely pale like xl. its just in thst one art where his skin was dark#constant orientalist fetishization of xl in a stereotypical hyper sexualized bellydancer costume#arguable whitewashing of feng xin who is canonically tan tho this is somewhat up in the air considering that he is tan in comparison to the#other characters but thats just because all of the other characters are white as paper#i have proof for anyone who wants to see for themselves but its truly damning just how much ppl excuse from them#just bc they have a pretty art style#it sucks tbh#tgcf
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my piece for the @transformers-electric-metal zine
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Meet two of my ocs: Directrix (which I also use as a sona) and Vinculum. They're both space stations and data gatherers of specific data in their own fields.
I guess Directrix scrapes anything and everything about the cybertronian population. He has access to both the mass surveillance system and the Autobot database. He helps Prowl identify threats (person or event) to the current status quo.
While Vinculum is more specific to the world of politics and economics. (His owner is a politician) so he collects anything that is of interest with his owner (dirty secrets, any black mail material from both enemies and friends, trade secrets, etc), and also aids him in other equally shady things (money laundering, fraud, market manipulation, etc)
My ref sheets, and a little overview of them:
#tfoc#maccadam#transformers#directrix#Vinculum#anyway say hello to my silly ocs#they're both morally bankrupt btw because their owners didnt teach them morals#transformers oc#tf oc#myart#i have another space station oc that i couldnt include because i was already working on this when i designed him#his name is Virion and he's a medic space station. a hospital basically.#anyway that's it.#when im not thinking of simpatico or any canon characters i think of my bois a lot. xD#.. but recently i got sucked in fixating on astrotrain so.. 🤷#honestly my brain is just a constant battle on who i get to hyperfixate on a certain period of time
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One final cooking poll.
#mdzs#tgcf#poll#I keep pouring grease on to the kitchen fire with these polls in the hopes it will be a fun thing#this one at least relies on subjective opinions about unstoppable force and immovable object.#every possible outcome is still relatively in character#its up to weighing the strength of each character’s traits against each other.#a fun thought experiment if you will.#***xie lian *has* canonically made decent meals in the past. His current issue is that he gets too experimental. Poor chef’s sense.#And he weaponizes his cooking against others. Quite literally would go 'woe soup upon ye'.#yes there is lore behind why his cooking sucks. Not what the funny poll is about.#I have been making these cooking polls because I like these characters and i like to cook!#alas it is not meant to be. I will be letting the cooking discourse rest forever after this#Will have a comic at the end of this poll's running once again!
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my amatonormativity alarm is going off. "ooooh the creator CAN'T have been serious about having no canon ships when there's THIS in the episode: [insert normal interaction between friends]”
#kirbabble#like it can be funny to joke about those moments#but like. characters can interact and it can be non-romantic#you know that right. you understand that right#tadc#I’m too aromantic for this#it sucks too because I think this fandom has some pretty creative ship names#but like. they are pretty dedicated to seeing every interaction as romantic#like obviously you can ship but is that ALL you do?? have you no zest?#i'm sorry i'm frankly just annoyed#that this one piece of media with no canonical romance (barring like. kinger and his wife) has an overwhelming shipping focus by the fans#the amazing digital circus
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TW: Heavy talk about death
I think the reason why Kai and Cole had such a radical emotional change after March of the Oni was because Lloyd died
We’ve had plenty of characters die in Ninjago, and it always had a horrific affect on the ninja emotionally. Despite all their adventures and godlike powers they’re still older teenagers and young adults- of course when their sibling or lover dies in the fight they’re gonna want to avoid the fight itself
I think it was different for Lloyd tho- Lloyd despite losing the golden power is still the most powerful ninja. He’s not meant to lose, out of all of the ninja he’s the one who’s least likely to die and I think they know that.
So when he died facing down the Oni, even briefly, that would make the ninja doubtful and even afraid of their own mortality-
Kai’s hotheadedness and desire for the fury of battle dies when he see’s his little brother unresponsive on the floor. If he can die, so can Kai
Coles stubborn facade and die hard attitude gets a reality check when the kid who defeated the incarnate of evil lies dead in front of him
It would just be a reality check for them. Both have had to look death in the eyes many times before, but experiencing death is something that they themselves wouldn’t often think about.
Just a theory
#yes I know it was really cause S11 sucked#I just like to connect the dots for shows and make up canon explanations for things that only happened cause of decisions in our world#it’s fun#I also only did cole and jay cause their character changes caused them to be more timid#Jays was about being less selfish which I think is because his selfishness was caused by being scared#so he’d horde what makes him happy and would be terrified if it seemed like it was leaving#sadly he needed to have the yin yang bond with Nya to finally see she wasn’t leaving him#so he didn’t have to worry anymore#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago secrets of the forbidden spinjitzu#ninjago kai#ninjago cole#kai smith#cole brookstone
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once again wishing begging dying for series loki and og loki to be different character tags on ao3
#they are not the same character!#like literally! in-universe canon! it is a whole huge point they establish in the show!#that for some reason people don't catch onto!#which i don't know why!#because they literally have totally different experiences!#it actually baffles me how people treat them like the same character. it's not even some purity thing like#“oh it's not the same character、because MY loki was good and this one sucks!” (tho that is true)#they are just. literally. different people????#unityrain.txt#ao3#og loki#fanfic#anti loki series#<-that tag more for myself#you don't have to hate the series to understand they are different people#you can love them both equally or even prefer the series#and understand that. they are different people. beyond just “who the writers were.”#IN-UNIVERSE THEY ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE#mcu
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