#because that's the way I sneeze

[apolaskiart]

Get yourself friends who will support your ironic relationship through the medium of marketable plushies

[sneverussape]

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[snzluv3r]

i experienced an entire new level of torture the other day in that i needed multiple emergent MRIs, so i had to be in the MRI machine for almost four hours back to back in total, completely awake and unsedated, and i couldn’t stop sneezing. you aren’t allowed to move.

at one point i FINALLY caved and pressed what is essentially a panic button (if you know you know), after 20 minutes of fighting back a fit and stifling back to back sneezes, knowing the scan was getting messed up from all the moving i was doing, only to be told “hang on two more minutes.” when i tell you that was the longest two minutes of my life.

the worst part of it was some random lady came at the last second as i was being pulled out of the machine to yell over and over, literally four times “why were you moving so much????” i was like ma’am, i was fighting for my life in there and y’all didn’t seem to mind 😭😭😭😭

[theoryofwhatnow]

and what if i said alex claiming nigel as his maraclea was less of an act of love and more about revenge and reclaiming the control he felt he lost with nigel? what then?

[weebsinstash]

I wonder how people feel when they read a few of my posts and they're like "oh this writing/yandere blog looks interesting, I'll go to their page and see what all they have" and it's me switching fandoms every other week, sometimes bitching about politics, and asking for money because my cat is sick

[lavsnz]

okay out of plain curiosity & totally not motivated by anything else, have any all yall ever told a partner that you didn’t meet through this kink that you’re into it? if so, how did that go & how did you do it? i’ve only ever been with people who i’ve meet through the kink & i’m curious to know how it went if people shared this kink with partners who didn’t know about it beforehand!

[nametakensff]

Hey guys, I'm a nerd and decided to keep track of my sneezes from 09/11/2023 to 09/12/2023 (excluding all induced/Chhinkni sneezes) and this is the breakdown

I sneezed a total of 446 times (again, excluding inducing etc) over 31 days

I sneezed 10 times a day on average more than any other amount

The lowest number of times I sneezed in a day was 5, the highest 42 - which meant there was a range of 37 sneezes from lowest to highest amount lol

The median number of sneezes a day was 12

And the mean number of sneezes per day was just over 14!

[snzydarling]

Masterlist

��✿⊰ first a quick intro !! im wren , 20 , she/her , and a lesbian !! umm i try to be as active as i can . the fics i post mostly just depend on whatever im fixated on at the time so it usually takes me a long time to answer reqs (^_^;) but my dms are always open !! feel free to chat anytime i lovee to talk !!

⊱✿⊰ my requests are open !!

⊱✿⊰ all info under the cut <3 luv u !!

⊱✿⊰ Main fandoms

jjk, bsd, soc, genshin, loz, furuba, hypmic, a:lta

⊱✿⊰ what i won't write

underage (obvi), anthro/furry, non-con, real people, + anything im not into !!

nothing behind my grasp (bsd, fukuzawa) fukuzawa’s exposed to an allergen and mori watches him loose control. slight NSFW, voyeurism themes

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lucky number 7 (bsd, jouno) Atsushi's polite habits and Tecchou's oddities leave Jouno in a tight spot.

new beginnings (bsd, fukuzawa) a birthday gift leaves fukuzawa affected in more ways than one.

white hibiscus (bsd, jouno) jouno and tecchou have to walk through a flower field. It affects one more than the other.

untitled (genshin, cyno) the mahamatra discovers and allergy to a new plant. Tighnari is there to help.

starve a cold, feed a fever (genshin, alhaitham) alhaitham comes down with something. kaveh just wants to help.

spice overload (genshin, tighnari) a slip-up has unfortunate consequences for tighnari's sensitive nose.

come when you call (hypmic, rosho) when rosho has to cancel his plans due to a cold, sasara brings up old memories.

untitled drabble (jjk, inumaki) cursed speech tickles as it fades away. it affects toge during a soft morning.

trial and error (loz, link) a series of vignettes in which link discovers and deals with an unfortunate puffshroom allergen

fall onto me (mha, shouta) when shouta's exposed to a mysterious allergen, hizashi helps him figure it out.

in the right direction (soc, kaz) inej picks up the pieces when kaz comes down with a nasty cold.

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[cattewife]

to take; to accept

a h/ual/ian modern au snzfic/sickfic

<< NEW: CHAPTER 2 HERE >>

The whole day that X/ie L/ian is getting better, H/ua C/heng is clearly fading. This is simultaneously making X/ie L/ian feel incredibly guilty and feel like a star has bloomed low in his gut, watching H/ua C/heng clear his throat and try to pass the soft coughing off as allergies.

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[ pls do not reblog to non snz/kink blogs! ]

[fiddleabout]

didn't think it was possible to experience a more egregious level of Smart-Person Stupid than when dealing with doctors a work, but now. now. now, there are coders. god save me from smart people who couldn't find their ass without going around their elbow because i am about to kill a bitch.

[easeupkid]

the town i live in has a tulip festival each spring and i used to kinda think it was a scam because you have to pay to get in and then you have to pay per tulip you picked and that’s like the only thing to do at said festival so unless you were there solely to take photos with a cool backdrop you were spending like $15+ and i was broke college student with now where to plant tulips but now i have a balcony patio type deal and i’m like counting down the days to the tulip festival lol

[cuteniaarts]

Wine stains on porcelain

(Alternatively: @katkastrofa and I have created 5 OCs in 3 days and I suffer from chronic “I wanna draw the little guysssssss” disease)

[nametakensff]

Took a break from writing to draw a little summer scenario - e/ddie discovers a sensitivity to chlorine at s/teve's pool ❤️

[clovesnz]

Just had a dream where a woman left her sad stale marriage to a man for me when she learned we both were into snz and I woke up so wistful because it was so poignant, like at one point she had her arms around me and she said in a low voice “I’ve never felt so understood by someone,” and it was like so sexy but also so emotional cause like she was basically changing her whole life because of her intense desire for hot snz sex, but also she had been unhappy and we connected so quickly because we were old acquaintances seeing each other in a new light. It definitely played into my fantasy of learning that someone I know irl is actually into snz and so we date purely for the sex but then we actually fall in love 🥺

[snzyspencer]

A public speaker with a terrible cold who is trying to speak through the pain in their voice.

They’re subtly trying to wipe their nose with their sleeve or a tissue they keep fishing out of their pocket.

They’re doing their absolute best to hide the fact that they’re ill from the people they’re presenting to but their voice is thick and stuffed up.

They’re just trying to rush through what they have to do so they can go hide pitifully in some corner and finally just blow their nose.

Sick presenters ♥️

[sneezarify]

for some reason I find it extra hot when someone’s nose is itchy and actually scratch their nose, rather than rub it!