#because one's on his knees

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

[morganbritton132]

Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

[littlecrittereli]

Grocery run!

just a silly doodle of how I think they would dress casually.... why is it the most on-model I've ever drawn them.... why do my doodles always turn out this way.... please send help....

[diurnalvl]

seven years ago, they used to be friends. almost.

1 / 2 / ?

[probably-impossible]

I got really inspired by @lostdathomirian 's amazing Cumulus on skates, and then felt compelled to draw roller derby ghoulettes!

Also some bonus Papas on the B-team:

[invinciblerodent]

From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.

Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.

[wtfforged]

doodle from september that i colored, you guessed it, during dnd. my sanji-is-just-a-bit-taller-than-zoro propaganda also. zoro my beautiful prizewinning tomato plucked fresh from garden

non-loser version bc i think he looks cuties on his own.

[toypretend]

twitter really liked this, so i’ll post it here too :))

[hussyknee]

If I spat the bile this rose in my throat in this fascist, death-worshipping maniac's face it would melt the flesh off his skull.

At the same time as Dems were pouring sympathy on the orange baby's boo boo today, Israel massacred nearly a hundred Palestinians in the designated safe zone of al-Mawasi. The only hospital in Gaza is just barely functioning after having been shut down by the Zionists. Of the three hundred injured it's unsure who will be able to get any treatment or survive.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

yeah still thinking about this actually

[hellenhighwater]

Man, if you guys think the current minotaur sculpture is sad, you should see what I'm gonna make in january

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Love the idea of anytime Bofur gets really drunk after meeting Bilbo his go to drunk action (we all have one) is to just grab hold of Bilbo and cuddle with him all night while the others still bring him drinks. Bilbo is just content to lean back against his chest and enjoy the cuddles.

Someone walks over and tells Bofur he needs to get up to do something and he just grumbles. Fili and Kili were in hysterics laughing when Bofur ended up accidentally telling Thorin to fuck off because he didn’t notice it was him when Thorin asked him to do something. Bilbo is trying not to laugh while the others are laughing their heads off and Thorin is rolling his eyes but doesn’t take it personally because he’s happy his company are enjoying themselves when they have such a tough road ahead of them.

[heatwavering]

okay if it was the 80s-90s and i was in Miramar working for the navy and I somehow stumbled across hot and single Tom Iceman Kazansky only to figure out he’s (a) gay and (b) taken by pete maverick mitchell of all people, i would go feral. i would die and have to be revived and then start my john wick revenge arc.

like this man is taken. by another man. he’s getting dog walked by pete maverick mitchell. the same guy who flies his plane like a looney tunes character and refuses to die. bad pickup line artist, 5’7, cowboy boot wearing, scrunkly little pete maverick mitchell put a ring on it. i’d bite the person closest to me and start a Free Iceman movement the moment i heard the news.

[uwemagain]

Should I be glad? I should take it as an honour, shouldn't I? Right. You should be glad to be my favourite.

Mark Pakin as 'Nick' | Only Friends EP.2

[dangerousdan-dan]

No matter if you play High Chaos or Low Chaos, the one thing that never changes about Corvo Attano is his unwavering love and adoration for Emily.

The player chooses how (if he'll be her sword or her shield, if he'll save her with blood or with mercy) but the fact remains that Emily is his sole motivation and that this rat man is going to protect his daughter with everything he's got to the end.

[panncakes]

devotion

/dĭ-vō′shən/

noun

1. Ardent, often selfless affection and dedication, as to a person or principle. 2. Religious ardor or zeal; piety. 3. An act of religious observance or prayer, especially when private.