#because mel lowkey deserves better

[mochibiz]

idk i just can’t be convinced jayce was ever in love with mel. mel initiates everything and from the beginning jayce seems more comfortable and himself around viktor, he’s always thinking of viktor, so much of his character revolves around viktor. the way he treats mel is friendly, and nice, i believe he’s genuinely attracted to her. but in love…?

[momoemarias]

OK SO. ARCANE ENDED AND I NEED TO RAMBLE. finale spoilers!!

Jayce: Dare I say best written/best arc of the season. Consistent, protagonist energy, won back the crowd since he got so much over-the-top hate in S1 (the hate in S2 turned into a funny profile pic meme so I'd argue he won back the crowd with this as well, fans were having so much fun with that). I don't really have any notes.

Viktor: On a purely superficial level I think I hauve covid. ohhhh my goddd

On a writing level uh ? I guess I'm feeling mixed? Like the lack of autonomy for a large portion of his arc does not feel great. I think I'm mostly satisfied but it's probably the sheer high I'm feeling from the finale saying that. His arc started to come together w/ Jayce's imperfections speech. Probably the most anxiety-inducing, it's so over/we're so back graph.png arc of the season lmao. I'm sure I'll be thinking about it for a long while.

Vi: man. I don't want to say character assassination but I'm a little confused to say the least... it felt like her relationships with Jinx and Caitlyn just fizzled out near the end. I skimmed the leaks and hoped her having sex in Jinx's jail cell was a joke. Vi fans I'm sorry.

Jinx: Speaking of leaks, I was mad about her death but people are saying the ending implies she escaped so I feel better now. However... it lowkey pissed me off that she did that to Vi? Also how did she have TWO episodes basically to herself and it still feels like they speedrun her conclusion, like what made her ultimately fly the airship and join the war (as in we didn't see her reach a conclusion)? If it were any other character these things wouldn't bother me as much, but Jinx is the closest thing to a main character in this show. I think this won't be the last we see of her.

Ekko: I loved ep 7. I think his MVP status is deserved if only because he got a whole ep devoted to figuring out the Z drive.

Caitlyn: So. Jinx got a moment to tell Cait she didn't know she would kill her mom but Cait can't apologize to Vi. I also don't know how to feel about her arc being sooo wrapped up with Noxus. Another mixed bag I guess.

Mel: Similar to Ekko in the very minimal front half/very significant back half way, but I feel like the pacing made her arc feel a little off? My theory for why is I know that Ekko is going to involve time travel bc of the game, I don't know anything about Mel (but surely she'll be next to enter league after Ambessa right?) So I couldn't prepare my expectations properly? But like. that's not at all her fault.

I also really liked that Mel got to defend herself when Jayce called her out in ep 8. Both with her trying to be someone she isn't and not saving everyone/Viktor from the rocket.

Heimerdinger: I loved his song but his sacrifice felt a little unnecessary.

Ambessa: Wasn't fully convinced why she was included in a PnZ-focused show at first, but I think having a neutral party who wanted to benefit from an outside conflict made sense and made the world feel bigger.

[highlifeboat]

First off, my heart was broken with the "Swap!Mel telling Alcina not to baby her" bit, please tell me they talk things out and get their happy vibes back. :( Second - I now really wanna hear about Mia and the wife from Crimson Snow. You may have given me a new ship and need to know this XD

Always gotta throw in a little angsty family drama, no matter the AU.

I feel like, eventually, Alcina is going to question Melony's sudden disdain for getting babied. Her daughter is just kind of coasting and sullen since it stopped, and it's worrying. With all the strange vibes between her kids, too, there has to be some suspicion that something happened.

She has a little private meeting with Mel and pushes the subject more, reminding Mel she can be trusted and all that. Mel, despite having every right to throw Max under the bus, goes with the half truth of "I've just heard.. people say some things about me." and how it made her think on how much time she spends around Alcina. She doesn't like being seen as a baby, or weak, or anything like that since she's arguable just as capable as her siblings. But when Alcina asks her if she's sure she doesn't want to be babied anymore she doesn't have a real answer.

Mel still likes the extra attention, and the kisses and hugs, and general motherly love, but she also feels like she should get some independence and responsibility. Alcina tells her they'll work to find a nice balance that makes Mel happy, and if Alcina ever goes too much either way to simply tell her. She's going to miss her baby moth and constant cuddling and whatever, but she won't deny Mel's want to have her own life.

A little bitter sweet, but they hug it out after and get back into their good vibes, even if it isn't the same as before.

AS FOR THE SECOND THING--

Listen, okay, so... Ideas are limited at the moment, but bare with me.

Main backstory isn't fully important right now, but the short version is Mia gets relocated to whatever snowy undisclosed town Crimson Snow takes place in. Gets a note from the neighbour across the road as an invite for dinner, say "fuck it" because she's tired of being lonely post-Ethan dying and losing everything (again). Ends up in Scary Ex's house, who quickly realizes Mia is NOT her ex boyf. Hilarity ensues, Mia makes friends with a demon woman, enter gay lady kisses. Y'know, classic tale pfff.

I will supply a little bit of headcanons, because that's the only way I can explain ideas coherently pfff.

The reason the Ex doesn't kill Mia on the spot, is because Mia still takes her up on the dinner offer/is actually civil despite... everything

Like, my girl saw the spaghetti on the table and said "I know this is awkward, but I brought wine and I feel like it's rude if I just leave."

Ex is initially confused, but after realizing Mark(the game MC/Ex Boyf) isn't showing up/moved, agrees.

This is heavily reliant on the idea that the Scary Ex only kills Mark in-game because he's running/hiding from her, and because Mia doesn't the Ex is chill.

A good chunk of dinner is Ex venting about how "I put all this effort into the holiday and he doesn't even bother to tell me he's MOVING?" and Mia nodding along and saying stuff like "Sounds like he was a loser honestly. You deserve better."

In terms of general relationship, lowkey they be cute

Ex drags Mia dress shopping all the time, for both of them

Mia always be complimenting her. On her dresses, and make up, and cooking, just showers this woman with compliments.

Ex has accidentally scared the shit out of Mia in the middle of the night before. More than once.

They do living room karaoke.

Mia might have a thing for women with sharp teeth and long nails.

The Ex is lowkey ecstatic to just be in a relationship with someone who doesn't call her crazy

Mia casually dropping how she used to be possessed too, except it wasn't by choice and now she's forever infected with sentient fungus.

Scary Ex being like "That explains a lot actually." and then never bringing it up again

Basic idea is: Local Himbo falls in love with Horror Beyond Human Comprehension

[celiastjamesoscar]

Lol yeah Mike should pay us for breaking our gay hearts and tormenting us with his beautiful but heartbreaking stories. LEXA IS A TRUE U-HAUL LESBIAN!! She saw something she liked and went for it. I'd love to have her conference. If there wouldn't have been a war then Lexa would have married Clarke immediately. YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE SHOW!!! IT'S FANTASTIC! (Aside from season 3 and the last 5 minutes)

HOUSE OF USHER WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!! I loved it. Everyone in this family was a gigantic asshole and they lowkey deserved their fate (not Camille though, she is mother and can't do anything wrong). The cinematography, the metaphors, the shots. Everything was so beautiful and once again Mike managed to create such a wonderful story with great horror elements. I love that guy. And I'm so happy that I called the "twist"/reason for everything that's happened around episode 4. Usually I suck at predictions but now I'm so proud of myself 😁 You really have to force your brother to watch Hill House! Everyone must see this masterpiece at least once in their lives.

My day was good. I had fantastic food for lunch, hung out with the chickens and binged House of Usher. And read many more Wanda/Nat fics...

Look at her. Why couldn't she have gotten more screen time 😭 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJTkWVBe/

My tiktok is full of her now... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJTBrwgL/

And to complete the hot trio, here is Mel https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ7P3v1K/

I don't understand how one person can be so beautiful

Honestly, everyone should aspire to have Lexa’s confidence and her U-Haul lesbianism!!! I mean, Lexa basically did marry Clarke when she swore fealty to her in season 3!! I definitely do need to watch the rest of the show sometime!

THAT SHOW SO WAS FUCKING GOOD AND ONLY FOR 8 EPISODES?!?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 10!! Kate Siegel try not to serve cunt challenge (impossible)!!! I loved all of the little references to Edgar Allan Pie’s story, especially the name ‘Fortunato.’ I had to explain most of the references to Poe’s work to my brother because he never got to read them in 8 grade because that was his covid year sadly, but he really loved that show!! It took me a hot minute to guess the twist, but I eventually did around episode 6 😭 I’m probably going to rewatch it again but after I read Poe’s stories, just so I can get a better understanding of it. And oh my god, I actually ship Verna and Madeline!!! Her final monologue in episode 8 was peak Mike Flanagan, and every word was written to perfection! Trust me, my brother will watch Hill House whether he wants to or not!

I’m glad you had a good day and some fantastic food!! Reading Wanda/Nat fics is the best way to end a day!

ALL OF HER OUTFITS WERE AMAZING!! ESPECIALLY THAT ONE WITH THE SNAKES

Those are my two favorite eras of her hair!!! Winter Soldier and Civil War are chefs kiss 😩

I absolutely love Melissa so much, how can she be so hot?!??

Also, I don’t know if this is true or not, but I’ve heard some things about Mel not returning to play Sam in the Scream 7 🧍‍♀️ I don’t think it’s true, because Sam is the new face of the movies, but I don’t know…

[wingsofhcpe]

SNOWPIERCER S3 EPISODE 4: GOD SAVE THIS FUCKING TRAIN

Mel haunting Alex is tearing me apart but also it would lowkey be real cool if she was actually hunting her train, her engine. Y'know, poetic. And since we've started with the supernatural shit anyway (don't think I've forgotten about Layton's visions), why not? May as well go big or go home.

MAMA GRANDE?? 😭😭😭

The last Aussies too... I'm in so much pain, why does this season keep killing characters off screen. I get it was the flu and everything but still.

Ngl for a moment I thought the cars blocking the track would be the ones Layton got rid of during S1. That would have been cool too.

Pike is PISSED and also not taking Layton's bullshit and you know what? Good for him.

Also Pike I love you but how did Ruth fall in love with you when you literally walk around in your PJ's. Gremlin man.

Oh Roche ..please get yourself together, your daughter needs you!

(although I did very much enjoy it when he stabbed Wilford in the heart. Bastard absolutely deserved it).

RUTH AND PIKE DATE TIME. PIKE MAKING HER LAUGH. I'M CRYING.

Ruth with her hair down like that is gorgeous pls queen do that more often and also marry me.

Also idk why but she reminded me of Zelda from Breath of the Wild in that episode. Does that make Pike Link?

Me whispering "now kith" in That scene and my mum shushihg me. We're both SO invested in this ship.

Pike telling Ruth she should lead 😭 what a simp, I love him.

Also uh, I know we were all joking last week that they were going to fuck but um. Okay. So that happened. Good for them, good for them.

RUTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIM I KNOW YOU'RE A WORKAHOLIC BUT LIKE. DON'T BE DAFT HE LOVES YOU.

"teal is not your colour" Pike how DARE you. I will have to hit a hard pass on that. (....but I do see the symbolism that she shouldn't just be on hospitality and should take a step up and actually lead. Clever one).

Oh Alex...OH ALEX.... The little flashbacks with her friend ruined me, they both deserved so much better.

Speaking of, I LITERALLY OWN THAT SAME BUNNY PLUSHIE. I'm not shitting you I have this very bunny and I'm gonna post a picture asap because holy shit, of all the things to relate to it had to be the plushie???

I love how the show decided to explore Alex's dynamic with Wilford, how she still loves him even though he's an abusive piece of shit. As someone with an abusive father, who cannot bear to think of anything happening to him even though I hate him, this scene really hit home and I found it exceptionally written.

This is the first time I'm actually 100% on Zarah's side and Layton can suck my fucking dick, also poor Madame Headwood, grabbing her dead husband's shoes for comfort the moment Layton lunged at her 😭

I want a redemption arc for Jupiter and I'm not even joking at this point.

On that note I want to hug Javi and protect him forever it's what he deserves.

Till really being everyone's babysitter and therapist in that episode huh.

Till and Asha are actually a great ship, I'm rooting.

Also good idea yall, let the severely traumatised, panic attack-prone person get drunk and roam around in a rave party! No way this will backfire on all of you.

LJ straightening her hair.....mwah.

But also that means she's the girl trying to stab Os from the trailer... here's to hoping it's just knifeplay.

I think that's all but at this point you guys know me, you know I'm gonna follow up with like 50 Ruth/RuthPike posts so. Ahem. Love you all. And I'm sorry for what I will become for the next 24 hrs before I sink back into attack on titan hell and start screaming about my beautiful wife Hange Zoe.

[theheightofdishonor]

Teen Wolf triads are something that can be so personal, so here’s a list of my faves 

Scott/Stiles/Allison

The OG trio. The gang that dies together might not stay together, but they’re still iconic.

Scott/Stiles/Lydia

Any Scott/Stiles/X dynamic is brilliant, but few more than this one. These three have been there since the beginning and they’ve gone through so much together. There’s no Teen Wolf without them. 

Scott/Stiles/Derek

They were the driving force in S1&2 and had some absolutely iconic moments together. Hate that there wasn’t more of them after that. 

Scott/Derek/Isaac 

Mostly based on S2/3. I was very invested in Isaac’s struggle to pick between these two. 

Scott/Stiles/Isaac

This triad’s dynamic completely changes between S2 and 3. In Season 2, Isaac, as part of Derek’s pack is a slightly antagonistic figure and it’s very much Scott&Stiles vs Isaac but in S3, Scott and Isaac grow closer while Isaac and Stiles erm, don’t. It’s very fun to watch. 

Scott/Isaac/Allison

My ot3 and the only trio on this list that I 100% ship. 

Isaac/Erica/Boyd

Ayy, it’s the OG Hale Pack aka 3 teens bonding over being thrown headfirst into something they weren’t prepared for and Derek’s horrible leadership. Isaac should’ve ran away with Erica and Boyd for solidarity’s sake. 

Chris/Allison/Isaac

Chris’s struggle between hating Isaac for dating his daughter and wanting to adopt him is hilarious. One of my favourites. 

Scott/Melissa/Isaac

 Who didn’t completely melt at Isaac joining the McCall fam? The scene where they’re ‘guarding’ Melissa was so cute. As a bonus, it made Stiles’s animosity towards Isaac that much stronger. Will forever hate that this trio was more or less non-existent in 3b even though I love Chris/Allison/Isaac. 

Derek/Cora/Peter

The non-dead Hales. Why oh why did Cora have to leave? Their family dynamic was great. 

Allison/Lydia/Cora

I know they only had a couple scenes as a triad, but there was so potential. We love antagonism with underlying sexual tension. And ofc, the only thing better than 1 terrifying badass that can secretly be super sweet is 3 terrifying badasses. 

Derek/Isaac/Boyd

At one point, the only non-dead members of the Hale Pack (TW quickly amended that). I always think of the S3a Loft scene where Boyd and Isaac skip school to protect Derek. Despite how awful of an alpha Derek’s been, they still care about him and he cares about them (as actual people and not just betas that he needs for power like he did originally)

Derek/Allison/Lydia. 

Yes it’s my 5th s3 based trio in a row, but can you blame me? This is 100% based off the classroom scene in 3x02. 

Allison/Lydia/Jackson

Although Lydia and Jackson were both awful in S1, their friendship with Allison and their immediately taking her under their wing was beyond precious. Additionally, it combines both the asshole-who’s-soft-towards-1-person- dynamic (jydia w/ allison) and assholes-who-secretly-care-about-each-other (jydia) And ofc, the underlying tension due to Jydia’s disdain towards Scott and later, Jackson and Allison’s experiences/knowledge of the supernatural. 

Malia/Kira/Lydia

Comedy gold. Their scenes speak for themselves and we needed more. 

Liam/Mason/Corey

Their S6a dynamic is sooo underrated and should’ve been given more screen time. I loved watching Liam and Corey struggle to get along for Mason’s sake because they want him to be happy. It was all very wholesome and one of the few things that made 6a worth watching. 

Stiles/Scott/Liam

Aka the best part of S4.Their dynamic is so fun and well-balanced and infinitely better because they’re a triad. You’ve got Scott and Liam figuring out their mentor/mentee relationship with Stiles co-parenting and preventing the Scott/Liam dynamic from turning unhealthy. (Liam and Scott’s S6 dynamic veered way too close to parent/child for my taste. They need Stiles to balance it out) It’s also hilarious how quickly Liam accepts being aggressively adopted by two idiots who are barely older than him. And Stiles takes so easily to playing older brother/co-parent. It’s adorable. They’re adorable. 

Erica/Allison/Lydia 

Very similar dynamic to Allison/Lydia/Cora due to Cora and Erica’s similar personalities but also not, which has a lot to do with Allison and Lydia’s reactions to Erica’s weaponized feminity. Also, there’s a lot more history between these girls and I want to know everything about what Erica thinks of Lydia after going to school with her for years. 

Sherriff/Melissa/Chris 

Of the top of my head, I can only remember that time where they were trapped under the Nemeton and that’s simply unacceptable. 

Sheriff/Noshiko/Melissa. 

It’s a crime that this triad never got scenes. Especially after the Sheriff tried to arrest Kira. I know Melissa bitch slapped him but I wanted to watch these two badasses gang up on the Sheriff together. ( the Noshiko/Melissa dynamic would be so iconic.) 

Victoria/Noshiko/Melissa

Another triad that never shared scenes (obviously because Vic is dead) but their power would’ve been off the charts. I want to make a joke about milfs, but I’ll refrain. 

The Yukimura fam

Seemed appropriate since my last two also included. Noshiko.I love family dynamics and the Yukimuras are no exception. The attraction of this triad, for me, is mostly the dynamic between Kira and Noshiko and how Ken navigates between them. They’re also a trio that we didn’t see nearly enough of in S4 and 5. Like seriously, where were they? Noshiko’s on the dead pool, but she’s barely mentioned. (on a mostly unrelated note, how is the 900 yr old Kitsune worth less than a girl that just found about her kitsune powers?)

Derek/Allison/Scott

I don’t need to explain this one. The angst, the drama, Derek projecting Kate onto Allison and Allison trying to murder Derek and their evolution to reluctant allies with a good dash of Scallison and Scott navigating his own difficult relationship with Derek. Aka the complicated, tension fraught trio we all loved/should love. ( ok, I kind of explained it)

Derek/Scott/Liam 

And here we have a two for one deal; two mentor/mentee dynamics in 1 triad. People much smarter than me have written about this trio in extensive detail, so all I’m saying is that Derek’s that one uncle who occasionally comes around and gives somewhat helpful advice. 

Braeden/Malia/Scott 

Braeden and Scott were great in S4. Braeden and Malia were great in S5. Scott and Malia are pretty great when they’re not in a relationship. Combine, and you get what had to be a kick-ass triad that’s sadly never canonly shown together (I think)

Melissa/Chris/Isaac

Not actually featured in the show, but Isaac deserves all the parental figures and I want to witness the surely epic custody battle between Chris and Melissa. 

Malia/Scott/Peter

That this trio is on here is actually pretty funny because I hate both Scalia and the forced Peter/Malia bonding in S6. But I loved the scene where Peter warned Malia not to fall in love with Scott because a) he has absolutely 0 right to advise her on anything and b) because of the history between Scott and Peter. In a way, a relationship with Malia is just another thing tying Scott to someone that’s repeatedly caused harm to him and his friends and was the initial cause for all the pain he’s suffered in the last couple years. I just find this dynamic worth exploring. 

Malia/Derek/Peter

The Hales 2.0. Derek and Malia deserve to bond over unwillingly being related to Peter, that scumbag. 

Malia/Stiles/Peter

Stiles and Peter are so fun together and Stalia is my jam. Throw in an antagonistic Malia and Peter relationship and they’re entertaining as hell. Much more lighthearted than Malia/Scott/Peter.  

Stiles/Malia/Lydia 

To clarify, this has nothing to do with a love triangle and everything to do with how their personalities play off each other. It’s one of those trios where together, they’re either terrifying or absolute morons. 

Stiles/Cora/Derek

Admittedly, my version of this is very Sterek+Cora and the hilarity of Stiles and his attraction to Hales but it’s also 3x snark and you really can’t go wrong. 

Scott/Stiles/Melissa 

It’s Melissa and her boys 1.0. This woman is by far the best parent on this show, and I love the specific dynamic among these three. Melissa might not always like Stiles, but she cares about him and there’s the mutual understanding that they both adore Scott and would do anything for him. Also, Mel being exasperated by the dumbass duo is always funny.  

Kate/Allison/Chris

Lowkey another custody battle because Kate and Chris do fight to be the bigger influence on Allison This is such a tragic trio to me, and the lesson here is basically that sometimes love isn’t enough. Chris and Kate both genuinely love Allison and she loves them too but can’t have both and at some point, she has neither. Kate and Chris care about each other, but that’s not enough either. In the end, they all lose each other. There’s no happy ending for them, at least not with each other. 

Derek/Stiles/Peter

Stiles just has chemistry (not necessarily romantic) with all Hales and this trio really shines through in 3x01 and in S3 in general. “Chess is Stiles’s game” asgdhfjgh. I wanted more of that very specific dynamic. 

That was a hell lot longer than I thought it would be, but what can you do. Feel free to tell me your own opinions in the tags/comments.  

[calypsoff]

Forty Three. Part 2

Mel is adamant that I am pregnant, but I am spotting, I even had to put a tampon on because of it. I just don’t see the excitement she has, ok I have been riding Chris a lot, sex has been going on a lot, but it deflated me when my period came, my period came late which gave a little bit of hope when I assumed I was but no, god wasn’t going to bless me that quick. And besides, I am the same woman that went out drinking with my dad so why do I deserve to be a mother, this is god’ way of teaching me a lesson and I am really learning it, I am so stupid. Why drink that way, what am I doing to myself. I didn’t want to be this way, but I am now, Mel has bought out my depressed side because I was holding it in so much because I thought don’t tell anyone, I haven’t told Chris that I was late because I didn’t want to get him excited and then I get excited, but it’s happened now but I feel sad now anyways. Mel has gone to buy a test, I hope not too local because everyone knows us around here, they will be questioning “Melissa was here right?” My mom questioned, confused on where she has gone “erm yeah, she had gone to the store to get some things. She said you didn’t have them” my mom looks offended now “I always have everything in this house, don’t lie to me. Why you look so sad, why have you been crying?” Shaking my head “not now mom, it’s ok” shaking my head walking away, I can’t speak to her about this and now look at me, I am crying. I sniffled wiping the stray tears that fell, the cleaner here stared at me, I wish they weren’t here but now my mother wanted them back, I knew she couldn’t do it, I am not that stupid. Rushing off to go and cry on my own “Robyn!” Noella spat, I don’t want to hear it. I blame Mel for this, now look at me and everyone is harassing me. Of course I have been feeling this way, but I kept this to myself, I wanted to just move on, but I can’t because Mel had bought it forward.

Stupid Mel, she is so annoying for this. I didn’t want to cry but here I am sobbing “Robyn, can I come in?” Noella said outside my room “Majesty wants to see you, come on” shaking my head “come in” wiping my nose “I lied, she is with your mom” I expected that “what happened? Please tell me nothing to do with the wedding” walking around the bed slowly “you framed the picture of you and Chris at Haunte Garden, awww this is cute. Sorry, talk to me” sitting on the edge of the bed “I just, you know what. Mel shouldn’t have bought it up, but she did, just keep it between us and if my mother asks, nothing happened. So like we are trying for a baby, you know after what happened with me losing one, so we are trying and I was late for my period and I got my hopes up, I was exciting, but I started bleeding. I am spotting blood, so I was like ok I’m not which hurt me, I had a cry alone and got over it. Mel started to have a blunt and I gagged at it, I just couldn’t stand the smell and she mentioned it, I could be. So she Googled it, it said spotting can happen but I’m like it can’t be, I just get my hopes for nothing and now she has gone to get a test, but I’m simply scared to get happy because I am bleeding” I sniffled “oh no-” the conversation cut off as my phone started to ring, looking over to see it’s Chris “I can’t pick that up, ignore it. He will question why I am crying so yeah, it just bought that feeling back. After losing my first, it hurts you know” Noella hugged me “bleeding does happen during pregnancy though, I am not lying to you to get your hopes up, but it does happen. I didn’t bleed with Majesty, but it does happen” taking in a deep breath “I just feel like, ignore it I will call him back after” waving my hand around “but he’s called twice, let me check. I will say you’re in the shower at least” nodding my head, Noella is right, I shouldn’t ignore the call “Hi Chris, it’s Noella” I don’t want him to hear me sound like this so I will just not answer him right now “yeah, she’s just in the shower and chocolate drop is playing on the bed, we just waiting but you called twice so I got concerned” I hate lying to him but it has to be done, I can hear his voice from here, he sounds cute “I’ll tell her, but as long you’re ok. Bye then” she disconnected the call “he said to tell you to ring him when you can, he just wanted to tell you that his parents know and that’s it, talk later” nodding my head, I miss his face so much already.

I do feel bad that I didn’t answer his phone call and I was just here “I just don’t see the point in having a test, just for it to say negative, it’s just silly. You know?” Noella shook her head “it’s actually not silly, you’re actively trying so you should be testing yourself. I get you’re nervous in seeing negative but you’re young still and you have time, do not stress yourself out, honestly I believe you will be ok” the bedroom door opened “just me” Mel doesn’t know how to knock at all, the hell is wrong with her “I got you tests, oh my god. Why have you been crying. I am sorry but I have never seen you reject weed like that at all, it was concerning to me” I laughed at her saying that “that concerning huh, I guess I will take the test but please keep this to us. If it’s negative we don’t speak on it, just don’t. I have been an emotional wreck about it, I got over it and then she started me off, where did you go? Please not local?” Mel grinned “oh bitch, did he question?” She nodded her head “I said Noella might be” Mel snorted laughing “I’m glad you said that” taking the bag from her “I got three, pee on them all!” Mel spat “do it in the morning, your hcg levels will be better, I learnt that with Majesty. So leave it for now, do it tomorrow morning. Wake us up and we can do it together, I am nervous for you now” I groaned out, now I got to wait “fine, I will take your advice Noella, imagine if I am. I will be so happy, just that fear for me, but anyways. Mel don’t you have some bridesmaid dresses to research?” She’s stood here doing nothing “yeah bitch, I am doing it now of course, but seriously. Is Chris going to let me stay at the house sometimes?” Mel is worried “why wouldn’t he? I’m sure he will be ok with it, why are you worried?” Mel sat next to me on the edge of the bed “because I didn’t expect to lose my right arm right now, I just think he will not like me around just being there is your home, you know? You’re going to be married so you need to obey your husband so if he says no, then it’s sad for me” I cooed out “I will kick him out” nudging her lightly “stop it, I love you so much. I would never, I will have a word with him” she is so worried, I understand because I would be the same with her, but I know Chris, he wouldn’t mind Mel at all.

The thought is in my mind now, I just want to wake up already and take the test. I am apprehensive about it all, I can’t even think about what Jay Brown is saying to me right now, I know he is saying to me things I should hear but my mind is on the possibility, Chris did text me and said for me to call him. He seems to want to speak to me anyways. We didn’t talk in the morning at all so I can imagine he is missing me, he was busy catching flights to VA late, I told him to not stay in Houston for three weeks but what did he do, he stayed there and is staying in VA for one day, he is behind and I am scared he isn’t doing what I am requesting, I swear Chris does stress me out but I know he will do things to make me happy “Robyn” looking up from my lap “I didn’t fall asleep” I laughed, Jay Brown was discussing things with Tina “I thought you did so what did you have to speak to me about” clasping my hands together “so I am still going to London do the Puma X Fenty deal, but a little later. Reason is” I dragged, I had to laugh “I am getting married on New Years eve” I smiled, Jay Brown’ eyes widened “oh my god” he placed his hands over his eyes “oh my god, really!?” he spat, nodding my head smiling “I am so happy for you Robyn, so happy for you” Tina said “thank you, bitch you are here then. You’re at the wedding” Tina gasped “I am invited?” she shouted “yes, and Jay Brown. You both are. I am keeping lowkey though, not celebrity filled. I will probably do a party for after so that is why I have been busy and lowkey about things, I am busy planning my wedding” Jay Brown is shocked, I guess he didn’t expect it “wow, Robyn really getting married. Congratulation” he clapped his hands together, nice to see people happy for me “how is Chris feeling? He is marrying the number one woman in the business, he is lucky to have you” I chuckled “he is nervous I think, he hasn’t showed me that though” I sighed out, I am excited.

Poking my lips out looking down at Majesty, she is so adorable “auntie baby, yes you are. I love you princess” my mother sat next to me, I have a feeling my mom wants to speak on why I was upset earlier “she is beautiful, I enjoy her so much. My sweet angel” Majesty is smiling at my mother “she loves you” I grinned “all the babies do, I can’t wait to make you a gran gran, I really can’t” my mother smiled at me “stop it, don’t be hard on yourself. You are getting married, that to me warms my heart. My beautiful daughter married for love; this is what I wanted for you. He is a good man, he loves you. Dolly said get you a man that loves you more then you love them, and he does. I see him love you so much, you both argue but it doesn’t matter, it happens. But I am happy for you both, I couldn’t be anymore happier for you both, but please do not stress for a baby. You have time, but why were you sad? I hate you crying?” my mom asked, I understand she was going to ask “I miss Chris” I lied, I need too “really, baby you will be with him forever now. Don’t worry ok? You both will be together in marriage; I am happy with the man you chose?” side eyeing my mom smiling “didn’t like Rakim?” I questioned “no baby, he wasn’t for you. Chris is for you; your heart was with him. Rakim didn’t love you and it showed, I knew it Robyn. He was with you for the name, I hated it. But we learn and move on, don’t cry. You and Chris will reunite” I hate lying to my mom, but I don’t need the pressure from my mom on top of doing the test.

I am finally facetiming Chris, it has taken me a while to actually call him, but I didn’t want to look so sad when I did, he knows me and he will know that I am feeling that way so I though I would do it when I am in bed so we can spend time for a while “twin, damn. You’re a busy woman” lifting my phone up smiling “I know, I am sorry. I was trying to prepare for one of the best days of our lives and then I had a meeting with Jay Brown, I told him that I am getting married, and he is overwhelmed, shocked actually. But I told him and Tina, they were so excited about it and shocked. But that is me and my day. How about yours” smiling down the at Chris, I love him so much. Chris and I just stared at each other, he tilted his head to the side “what?” he is really staring at me in awe “I really miss you mouth breather” I scoffed rolling my eyes “joking aside, I do. Just so surreal that I have you back in my life, little Robyn from the islands, that girl I fell for, I just see you and I am like wow. It’s real, anyways. Enough of that” he just started, he is cute “I told the family, and once again they are shocked, can’t believe it but also my mom has gone on hunger strike, she needs to lose weight. But she understands and is excited, no Robyn I haven’t done the honeymoon” I deep down knew he didn’t, I am not even going to be angry with him because I have missed him “but you are aware so I will take that” rolling my eyes.

I could watch his face all day “I am going to bed soon; I know it’s early, but it has been a long day for me. I have been going to bed early actually anyways because I have so much to do which I don’t mind, oh yeah. I wanted to speak to you, Mel is a little upset about the fact I am getting married, she feels she is losing her best friend, which I understand. Because you know everyone loves me” Chris rolled his eyes playfully laughing “she is like will Chris let me stay at the house, is it just a family home. Can I come? Will I be allowed, so I just wanted to ask would that bug you. If let’s say Mel stayed for a week or so, even a month at the house? Or you just want it to be our home, that is it. Family visit and go” I swear I won’t accept if he says something I don’t agree with “I don’t mind it, I get on with Mel, I get on with all of your family, I know you would equally let TJ and Barry stay so I don’t mind, she can move in with us, tell her there is a bedroom for her too. Also if you annoy me she can sleep in the bed with you” I chuckled “be quiet, that is nice to hear. I would never take liberties, but I would like your input, it’s our home” I wanted to make sure he was involved in this “thank you for asking me twin” I wonder if he is going to bed, he is in his room “are you sleeping too?” he shook his head “I had a nap, you woke me” I wish I was with my poppa, oh my god I miss his face so much.

I have to laugh; we are all half asleep and we are sat waiting for this stick to tell us something. I say a stick, I did three of them to be on the safe side “I only had an hour sleep, you know that right?” Mel pointed out “Majesty will be awake soon for me” clasping my hands together feeling so sick to my stomach, this is a moment for me that I am most nervous about “so you left the stick on the side of the bathroom? I am sure time is up, don’t you think?” Mel looked at Noella “it has but it’s Robyn, she is refusing” they both looked at me “I am nervous” I mumbled “I can check?” shaking my head “I can do it, you know what I am doing it. Like my mom said, I am young, I still have so much left in me. I can get pregnant but it’s just god’ way of testing me, testing Chris. Ok I am going” I can do this, I need to honestly suck it up, I can’t just keep crying, this is god’ way “let’s go then baby” I am over just crying, I can move on from this and try again. I have time, walking into the bathroom “ok I am nervous” I turned back around “no bitch” Mel turned me back around, she is not having it. Closing my eyes sighing out, walking over to the counter seeing the three sticks just left there, I ran off once I washed my hands off. Peaking over ever so slowly, I am such a little bitch after that prep talk with myself “move” Mel pushed in front, placing my hands over my mouth stepping back feeling the nerves just hitting, hitting me a little too much. I gipped feeling nausea hit me, I turned around, rushing to the toilet to be sick.

That was not nice, everything just got to me “ugh, see what y’all done to me” drying my hands off, Mel and Noella holding my pregnancy sticks and moved away from me “you do know I peed on those right? Holding it for dear life, I don’t need it. Just say I am not and I can move” let me not prep myself again because my body couldn’t take it “did you get nausea too?” Mel asked Noella, she nodded her head “it has to be a girl, Majesty will love a baby cousin being a girl” looking between both Mel and Noella “you are a one hundred percent pregnant. Three times” I dropped the towel to the floor in shock “no, what?” grabbing the test from Mel “bitch you are pregnant, it’s true!” reading pregnant, grabbing the other from her, reading pregnant again. A sob left my lips, I grabbed the test from Noella, reading pregnant again. I sobbed out holding the test in my hand “congratulations Robyn!” Mel hugged me; this is unreal. But it’s real “but…” I dragged out but I couldn’t say anything, I can only just cry with tears flowing “it’s happened to me” I managed to say, Mel shushed me “this is so good, I am so happy for you” I can’t believe I am pregnant.

[pinkievie]

I just gotta say some stuff about Season 3 of Charmed

I thought the premiere was soo boring, and the second episode was loads better because more stuff was happening but there is still so much lazy and inconsistent writing I just struggle

First of all there were a few great things about ep 2...

MAGGIE MY QUEEN!! 💕 I literally love it when they focus on Maggie because it shows that you don’t need to be the most confident or dominant or combative one in the room to be the most powerful. I think even going back to season 1 the show was implying that Maggie is lowkey the most powerful charmed one and she really keeps the family together. She’s the heart and soul of the power of three and she’s easily the smartest of the sisters because she has insight and premonitions that Macy and Mel don’t have. She also holds a lot of the responsibility and pressure and has had to be the stable rock in the family so many times when she has had arguably the most draining powers which takes so much out of her, but she always exceeds even her own expectations despite being the youngest. She’s literally the most powerful witch in the world and stands for an entire coven, and has continuously lead the power of three, and performed explosive spells as well as the most intricate empathetic spells. There’s nothing she can’t do. She is just 😍 and AS WELL AS all of this she has moments of vulnerability and panic attacks and personal struggles and it’s JUST AMAZING CHARACTERISATION showing that you can have low points and be open about it but that doesn’t mean you are any weaker or less powerful PLUS you can be empathetic and kind and emotional as well as being BADASS AND when I see the AMAZING Maggie moments like these, I just wonder how it’s the same writers who are writing the rest of the piss poor series 🤷‍♀️

Harry and Macy. Yes, we are getting literal crumbs like 1 x hug and confirmation that they will enjoy a #date when “the magical world is no longer in danger” or whatever, but you know I feel like their relationship might be the reason why 50% of us are still watching the show so I gotta give it to them

the graphics were alright

and the actors are all doing amazingly considering the source material

OKAY NOW on to my many many issues

It was definitely interesting to see Julian as Nadia but i gotta be honest, who even is Nadia? We hardly know her. How did she end up in a relationship with Jimmy? It doesn’t seem like their romance was relevant or important to the story . ? . What relationship is Nadia to Vivian and why does she even care about magic? We’ve only had like a handful of meaningful scenes with her and then in this episode they full on removed her from the story off-screen. The actress is really great so that was a blow in my opinion because she could have done so much MORE. (maybe we’ll see her again I dunno, but I doubt it because the writers aren’t even trying to hide how much they don’t care about her character)

Julian was 1000% done dirty. I wanted to see him come to terms with what he helped create, go against his aunt. What even happened with his sister, Rosemary? Why did Vivian FULL ON KILL her own nephew?? Was their whole relationship just a load of crap or did she feel at all guilty about killing him? Maybe the magic went to her head and made her crazy kinda like Parker with the powerful fruit things. What beef does Viv have with the magical world anyway ? What’s her history

THIS ONE REALLY TICKS ME OFF. The weird thanos infinity glove thing that Viv had to steal and utilise magic. WHere ? Did she ? Did she invent it? HOW? How does it work, what the hell we don’t even know its origins before its already destroyed along with Viv

I know I said they did Julian dirty but Viv also. Wow what a let down from apparently the biggest villain of the season. Again, the graphics were alright but all of the build up regarding her faction and her magical army, and suddenly it’s like “she’s cashed in on her army, destroying all the creatures, and now she’s dead” 🤷‍♀️

Jordan is by far the most pure sweetest character on the show but his small storyline in this episode was too vague, and other more important stuff was going on like did anyone care what he was doing ?? He deserves a part in storyline A. Also the Jordan and Maggie scene at the end was just meh like by this point i’m tired. They don’t seem to even like each other that much and are so distracted by their own problems, they not interested in helping each other. 

As much as I like Ruby and the actress, it just felt weird that she clearly didn’t want anything to do with magic the last time we saw her, but then SUDDENLY she comes running to offer her help with a giant crystal, and then at the end her and Mel seemed like they were like back together? They were going in for a kiss and I’m just like WAT has changed here? Don’t get me wrong, I like their relationship but I thought she didn’t want anything to do with this world and didn’t wanna be with Mel. I guess Mel’s life being at stake might have changed her mind ?? Although she already knew being a witch is dangerous so ~lazy writing~ 

RIGHT OKAY did the producers/writers seriously say that they were making the show darker and upping the anti after season 1 because season 1 was too tame and wishy washy and low-stakes and very like “ah let’s just destroy the monster of the week with the power of three” TO THEN LITERALLY destroy the season 2 big bad with the power of three 🤦‍♂️  i mean, enuf said about that, that last battle was such a let down, i was underwhelmed to extremes

Aside from that, seeing as the power of three did kill Viv, why were the charmed ones focused on protecting the sacred tree and sealing the vault like it was the ONLY WAY they could win instead of just, i dunno, goING TO KILL VIV with the power of three in the first place to prevent her from getting the amber. They were obviously clearly more powerful than her, so why did they all doubt that for the whole episode. Why was the power of three like their .. last...resort ?? 

OK so the sisters were told by the guardian lady that if humans touched the black amber then the magical scales would be unbalanced or some shit, so before they killed Viv was it not obvious that she had touched the black amber considering her appearance and the vault door was wide open. They’re smart girls, why didn’t they realise shit was going down sooner even after killing Viv. They should have checked on the sacred tree no? SOOOO like then everyone was all *shocked* in the final scene upon discovering that Viv had clearly touched the black amber and the magical kingdom was in danger and ON TOP OF THIS are you trying to make ME surprised by this. Bitch you showed us Viv putting her hands in the amber, we’re not shocked by this revelation that the ~battle isn’t over~ we’re not stupid

and -breathe-

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2010s: 160 - 156

160. Margaret Berger - “I feed you my love” Norway 2013

This is definitely the section of the ranking where I feel comfortable enough to park the fan faves I like, but not love. 🤗 “I feed you my love”, definitely falls into that category for me. It’s a discount Robyn track, and one that liberally abuses its dubstepping budget. 

However, I kind of lowkey ADORE Maggie Burger (-mel giedroyc). ^_^ She seems like just.. a naturally evervescent sparkplug of a human? What really sells “I feed you my love” to me specifically is her diction. It’s like Mélovinese but even better, somehow. Enjoy this adverbatim transcript:

akokoown eena silen tri tru de dark-NYTE yo lissen tumi wen i wis-PEIR brok-end-wurds in yor ~eeyu~

enyopuhsh yo puhsh mihar tu da sur-FIS am blin det har  bat yo wek-MI yo-wek-mi-ap  frum da snoa wer a wuz ~boarn~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yopuddanayf uh-GENT ma beck en yo DER MI to fes dee uh-teck yo sej for kau-WERDS derz no ri-WORD fill da ~kheet~

ooohhhhh tek ma hend a trast yor werd brynn da fi-YEAH a don kerr iv et hurds a haff da fyucher on ma tung giv mi uh ~kes~

<3 

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159. Lidia Isac - “Falling stars” Moldova 2016

Yes and I *also* feel comfortable enough ranking random NQs higher than celebrated runners up. 🤭

Real question: Is “Falling stars” really that much worse of a song than “Sound of silence”? I’d say the compositions are quite even  with the only real difference being the care they’re given, which Moldova, a poor country with a population of three million, simply can’t afford to do so, lacking both the talent and the resources. 

As hopeless as “Fallen stars” is though, I must commend Lidia Isac here: In spite of the very narrow odds she faced, she pulled of a very valiant attempt at qualification. I think she’s a engaging and has good chemistry with the astronaut dancer (who btw, forgot to take off his backstage pass <3 incompetence <3 <3 <3). I will never reneg on praising a plucky underdog, and Lidia is precisely that.  ________________________________________________________________

158. Leonor Andrade - “Há um mar que nos separa” Portugal 2015

Lmfao you forgot Leonor was still in this, didn’t you? Well let that be exactly why I rank her this high 🤗. Let me open with a Personal Leonor Anecdote: 

Back in 2016, a few of my friends and I did a CO-OP ranking of all entries between 2007 and 2016, ranking them in turns. With over 500 entries in the mix, everyone just *forgot* about Leonor and she quietly made it to 75th place without ever being in danger of getting taken out before. 😂

As you can expect, my Leonor Fandom initially stemned from how memorably unmemorable she is, but as all Ironic Appreciation goes, it’s only a matter of time before it sets itself as Unironic. Much like Lidia, Leonor is not a shabby or a money maker, but a spirited bottomgoddess. Her delivery is much more intense and fierce than you may remember. Kicking the air with her giant plateau heels <3 Aggressively oscillating her shoulder pads around as a means of punctuation <3  Incoherently yelling into a windmachine <3 Ah, the tactile futility of it all <3

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157. Tamara Todevska - “Proud” North Macedonia 2019 

Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

Oh dear how do I even tackle this one. Tamara still feels like a “Pleasant Random Underdog”, but she actually made he top 10!!! 😲

The gulf between “Proud as a song” and “Proud as a performance” is giant for me. I never cared about “Proud” as a song: It’s a stripped down power ballad with “relevant meaning”, which as you know is one of my least favourite Eurovision tropes. Also the “relevant meaning” here is female empowerment, which is awesome, but how much traction does that theme have in a song written by three white cisgender men? 

However, with their new name can the time for reinvention. North Macedonia went ToDevSka and it was beautiful. Tamara was a STAR and shone so bright (into the sky):

and I mean, man, for a song I don’t fundamentally care about, I sure as hell love revisiting “Proud” and it’s all because of Tamara. I thought she would be a Gabriela (Guncikova or Horn, both work) we instead got a Kostov/Dami. She injects SO MUCH credibility in her song by making it a personal experience directed at her daughter. Poised and dramatic, yet warm and inviting. Tamara is the heart and soul of “Proud”. Simply put, she was brilliant. 

I can’t think of anyone more deserving of being their country’s first top 10 placer after a 7 harsh NQs. Well done.  ________________________________________________________________

156. Soluna Samay - “Should’ve known better” Denmark 2012

More pleasant randoms!!

Okay, so I remember how I am going to slaughter the underwhelming 2012 entries before the next shade of green? We’re almost there, so the time has come. Get ready!

However, Soluna doesn’t belong to that group for me, so I’m getting her out of the way first. “Should’ve known better” has a lot of heart and I find it very endearing. Overachieving drummer girl <3 All the backing musicians/singer combos <3 bringing her own furniture. <3 “Should’ve known” better is just a very quaint indie darling that many people overlooked, but never fail to conjure up a smile. ^_^

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[wavemaker9]

warning for talk about self-harm/attempted suicide; nothing detailed but yknow, started thinking more about how mel’s (believed) death would affect both kyle and others in los santos

it’d be unlikely that at least some others wouldn’t hear rumors that mel had died and when she’s not showing her face around town, it’s hard not to believe.There might be some people in the city who live under a strict “if i don’t directly see the body, i have no proof” mindset, but the bottom line is that people die alone in gutters all the time in the city. people disappear off the map constantly. and some move away or retire to better lives, but some people just end up dead. I think Toni’s the closest of my kids to that just because A, there’s always the risk that someone could have faked their death so it pays to lowkey be even a little prepared, and B, he saw gil do it first hand so yknow. But also Toni’s a realist and recognizes that sometimes people do just get killed, or they die from some dumb stunt, or they overdose or otherwise get themself killed. it’s not impossible, and spending all your days insisting on having that proof directly is a waste of time. And I do think other people besides Kyle and Ivan would hear about mel’s death sooner or later. Austin could hear from Kyle directly, and toni could hear it either from ivan directly or maybe down the chain from Kyle (kyle > austin > oliver > toni).

Austin probably hears from kyle just because. Well, kyle’s mood fucking drops following both mel’s death + his specifically being blamed for it. That was one of his best friends and it hits him hard. I think at first he’s just trying cope using his vices, but either by overdosing with that, having a particularly reckless stunt go bad, or just having things get rougher until he falls to more direct methods of harm, austin finds him directly following that. After fixing him up as best he can/getting him to someone who can do it better, depending on how he got hurt, austin confronting kyle about it and kyle trying to avoid the questions. Austin’s able to get out that mel died, but can’t get much more from Kyle before it leads into a shouting match. Austin unintentionally admits his frustration over all the shit kyle does like this, being ungrateful for the help austin gives him, putting himself in dumb and dangerous situations all the time, and refusing to just talk about things when they’re clearly /greatly/ bothering him, before storming off to give them both time to cool down before he tries again. Of course, it’s kyle, and austin should really know better and prolly would if he hadn’t gotten mad, because when he tries to come back to talk to him again, kyle’s outta there.

Austin ends up finding kyle again after another, seemingly more serious attempt, and having to take him to the hospital. And the pro of that is that it makes it much harder for kyle to bail, especially with austin not taking any second chances this time around. With enough pressing and kyle knowing he’s caught, him finally admitting the issue, that it’s not just that mel’s dead but he feels responsible and for a bullshit reason of them just fucking around like they normally do and it going bad. The two able to talk about it more without so much yelling this time, and austin admitting he appreciated amelia’s skill and work effort but, compared to kyle, amelia’s not worth it. Kyle arguing that, of course she is, but austin standing firm, he refuses to lose kyle over this. Kyle can drink and whatever else he does normally to cope, but he needs to move past this without sacrificing his whole life for it. Yes, his reckless behavior got someone killed, and maybe he’ll take this and learn how to not put the people he cares about in such risk- austin himself would /love/ for kyle to learn that. But Kyle needs to learn his lesson and move on, not wallow in this. Adds the classic case that austin wouldn’t expect amelia to really want kyle to die for this, no matter what happened, and kyle’d also be leaving ivan behind as well and imagine how well that would be taken. 

It’s a combined effort of points that’s enough of a pull back to get kyle off the edge for a bit, getting him to ease back closer to the range of ‘struggling but managing’. Still fucking, rough for him, mourning is never easy for anyone and particularly not for Kyle, but like. Still, it’s something. However, around that time is when Toni hears the news and isn’t happy. Amelia had a lot of promise and he was interested to see where she took that. I think he’s less angry specifically that Amelia /died/ and more that she died /like she did/. Like he would have been fine with her going down a more impressive death, hell he’d have been chill killing her himself in a fight. But like. However he hears it from, he probably also hears even vaguely that it was something that went wrong connected to Kyle and Ivan, and just. The promise she had, she didn’t deserve that. She didn’t deserve to die because /those fucking two hazards/ dropped a ball. Like A, this reignites the anger for Ivan that had been starting to cool over the years since Gil was first injured. Because fucking Ivan can’t learn how to mind himself and what damage he causes for 2 fucking seconds? 

And /Kyle/. Like Ivan’s a goddamn danger in the worst of ways, clearly, but at least he does something for the city, too. At least he’s made a name for himself and counters the bad shit he does with impressive shit and at least he puts in a fucking effort. It pisses Toni off that he can’t learn to play by the rules a little more, but that’s nothing compared to Toni’s opinion on the fucking useless menace that is Kyle Brown. The most Kyle’s been doing since Toni learned about him is minor jobs, fucking around and pissing away his time and energy on shit that don’t really mean nothing in the long run. Kyle does what he wants and shows no tact or respect and pull stunts & causes chaos without thinking through his actions and how they affect others. And Toni /told/ Amelia when he found out about her tie to Kyle that knowing him was a mistake, that she’d be wasting her time or needlessly putting herself in danger by staying too connected to him, and it seems like that turned out to be more than true. Toni plans to have a fucking talking with Ivan as well, but he sets something up with Kyle first to basically call him out on his shitty behavior and what a waste of space Toni thinks he is. That Mel /was/ worth more than Kyle,/easily so/, that she had the drive and motivation that Kyle lacks, so why is /he/ still alive when Amelia is /dead/? He calls out a lot of small but foolish mistakes Kyle���s made since moving to the city, things Toni’s taken note of as jobs/tasks/etc that Kyle only apparently managed to survive because of luck or help instead of relying on his own strength like Amelia did, like all people who are worth something in this city do. His final note is that, the way Toni sees it, Kyle does nothing but make mistakes, to the point of getting respectable people killed over them, while the only mistake Mel made was being associated with a useless fuck up like him.

And Kyle usually doesn’t care about Toni’s opinion in the slightest, but it is a laser-guided hit to an already shaky house of cards that is his recovery path, and he spirals back down /hard/ following it because yeah. A part of him wants to believe Austin over Toni, obviously, but also like. What was he thinking believing Austin saying that he was worthwhile or that he doesn’t deserve to die. What a fucking idiot he is. His whole mood crashes hard all over again. Luckily, following the previous shit, even with kyle’s slow improvement, Austin would be keeping a close eye on him. Insisting on one of them staying at the other’s place, trying to remove/hide any dangerous items like knives, insisting on driving Kyle places. He probably does a milder form of this during lesser depressive episodes of Kyle’s*, but clearly this is bad and following the previous attempt, takes no chances. So him catching onto Kyle’s change in mood before he has the chance to do anything drastic, pressing on what brought it about and doing his best to counter it. And he himself is /very/ mad when he hears it’s Toni who caused it because ughhhh this fucking guy. The worst guy. Austin’s had maybe one good interaction with Toni, /barely/ if ever, his whole life. Hate that guy.

Austin considers just focusing on Kyle, but like. Austin’s already sick of the shit Toni pulls on himself, but undoing what progress he managed with Kyle is bullshit. Like was shown with Austin suddenly standing up to Ivan over his parents, he has very few people he actually cares about but he cares about them a /lot/, so him requesting Oliver set up a meeting between Toni and himself, he has some things he needs to discuss with Toni. It’s a reluctant action, he really doesn’t wanna deal with Toni ever, but god Toni needs to know that fucking with Kyle isn’t okay and hopefully get him to help correct what he said to Kyle or at least back off, and if Austin has to be the only one to make that happen, then /fine/. He didn’t make it as far as he did by backing down immediately when things got too tough, after all, and toni’s main complaint about him anyway is not having enough backbone, so maybe this’ll get toni to chill on that, too. /Does/ request it in the Jawbreaker’s office though to dissuade Toni from trying anything bad if the convo does get heated. Austin’s not stupid, cmon.

And Toni shows, already very amused on what Austin thinks he has to say to him. Austin basically arguing he had already addressed kyle about what happened in a way to hopefully teach him to be more careful, without making him full on spiral, and toni’s messed that up now by once again thinking he knows best all the time when he doesn’t. Toni dismissive of any criticism though, it’s not his fault if kyle can’t handle the consequences of his actions. He shouldn’t make the mistakes if he’s not prepared to struggle with the guilt over them. This can be good for Kyle if he learns to take that pain and make something of it, and if he doesn’t, well then nothing of value /really/ lost. Austin clearly angry at that, but holding himself back. Insisting he’s upset about mel to a point too, but getting kyle to kill himself over an accident when austin had already been working on getting kyle to be more careful won’t do any good for anybody. If anything, it might do worse for the city, given all of kyle’s little connections to different crews. he’d expect someone like toni to recognize that. Toni pressing back, he doesn’t want to dismiss Kyle’s talents, but kyle ain’t /really/ important in this city. He’s talented and lucky, but anyone who works with him could replace him in a day if they needed to, and probably be better off for it. kyle is reckless, dangerously so, clearly. He doesn’t think through his actions, doesn’t care about making enemies, doesn’t care about protecting himself or those around him. Him getting someone killed by his refusal to take charge in his life was only a matter of time, it’s just a shame it had to be this person. The way toni sees it, kyle’s death might help the city, actually. It certainly couldn’t /hurt/ los santos any.

Austin’s eyes thinning at him at this, at toni so blatantly stating his opinion on kyle’s /life/, before he questions if a death to help the city stabilize wasn’t supposedly the same reasoning the Grazhdane had when they put Beilschmidt in a-? Toni’s eyes snapping onto Austin with a fucking fury the moment toni recognizes where he’s going with this, standing immediately and storming across the room to grab austin by the throat before he can continue, pinning him up against a nearby wall, telling him to finish that sentence, /please/. Give him a reason to let oliver find a better Second for his crew, he is /begging/ austin to. Austin able to make a move on toni to get him to have to pull back for a moment, but toni’s able to just full on out-strength him on austin’s next attempt to pull free more. Chuckling, though in a way that is more bitter amusement than anything else, Toni asks where austin learned that. Austin, still trying to get free, answers kyle taught him it, proof that kyle’s worth more than toni thinks after all. Toni laughing further, countering that teaching austin a move or two to keep him alive a second longer is not putting anything good into the city because austin barely puts anything worthwhile into the city either. Austin questioning back what good /toni/ puts into the city, then? what do any of them put there? They’re criminals, that’s the point. But of all of them, he figures Kyle is one of the ones who puts more /actual good/ in the world, certainly more than /toni/ does. 

Toni pinning austin further, showing a sliver of that anger before catching himself and letting austin go, crossing back across the room, telling him to relax, they both know he wouldn’t do shit here; he assumes that’s why austin requested the meeting here, too cowardly to talk shit outside of his own home. Austin still rubbing at his arm, trying to steady himself, but acknowledging that was his idea, yes. Toni doing the little roll of ones eyes when they’re disappointed but not surprised. Him brushing himself off slightly, 95% for show to signify him feeling they’re done here, before stating flatly and firmly to austin that he doesn’t regret the things he said and he’s /not/ going to take them back, to kyle’s face or not, because they’re /true/. Austin may only be comfortable criticizing his cousin when his life isn’t on the line, but the fact of the matter is that both of them are embarrassments to the city, and he won’t feel bad about calling out that fact, because someone needs to. Austin clearly still frustrated, but knowing he’s not going to get anywhere further. Toni’s stubborn when he wants to be, he’s heard that from oliver and seen it in the handful of times they’ve interacted. Especially after Austin let his temper slip and insulted Gilbert in such a way, he’s not going to make any progress with Toni tonight. So him waving Toni off, the meeting’s over, just stay away from Kyle in the future. Toni laughing, waving off austin didn’t have to bother trying to order him to do that. Clearly kyle’s dangerous to be around, Toni’ll be staying as far clear as he can from that boy. As he starts to leave, him reaching out to grab Austin’s shoulder, though, telling him he might want to consider the same. Kyle’s a drowning dog no matter what mood he’s in, and he’ll drag down anyone who reaches out to help him; it’s all that people like him know how to do. He gives a slight pat to Austin’s shoulder which Austin very roughly pulls free from, with Toni leaving after that.

I will say a pro to Kyle’s teetering emotional state is that probably when Ivan realizes how bad Kyle’s doing, that’s something to focus on besides his own anger over Mel’s loss. Though god, Toni trying to call a meeting with Ivan over this shit, especially if ivan figured out about toni’s meeting with kyle. imagine /that/. About 5 times more fighting and no hate sex at the end, it’d probably be bad. Probably Kyle’s being guided back to managing and is even starting to get back to in sights of normal when Mel finds him, and that is a whole new emotional whiplash because he is at once wholly and deeply relieved when he sees her and believes that she’s alive, and also fucking /furious/. I love him trying to take a swing at her because his immediate reaction to anger is to fight the source of said anger because that’ll fix it, obviously, but his resolve is crumbling by the second and he has zero heart into trying on that actual strike, so even if she’s still recovering some, her easily stepping out of the way and him barely managing to stay standing, before immediately turning around and moving at her again, though this time both arms up and just dragging her into a clinging, sobbing hug.

The most infuriating thing about kyle is his just. For being so sympathetic and even to a point generally empathetic, he’s so unaware of trying to be empathetic in a way that’s not natural to him that most shit he doesn’t immediately consider/agree with flies right over his head. Like he would need it pointed out very plainly that maybe he shouldn’t be super angry at mel’s mom because like. Compared to how upset he was, imagine how upset she would have been if mel actually died and remember how upset she was just as the risk of her dying. Doesn’t that make sense she’d try to protect her daughter, even if it was done like this. Hell, I feel like Kyle’s even angry after the initial moment at mel because she should have known they didn’t know she was alive or they would have been there. Kyle’d have been at her side if he knew he could be and she should have known that so why did it take so long for her to realize and come find him. >( Once Kyle grasped things, though, that’d probably be better then because he could help talk Ivan down from being mad at bea when he finds out mel’s alive. Mel desperately trying to get these boys to understand the concept of her mom being worried about her and the constant dangerous shenanigans they pull.

Also fucking /god/, Mel finding out from kyle or austin that toni called kyle out over her death in the way he did and her going to speak to him to be like hey? Fuck you??? Kyle’s a menace but he’s my menace, compared to you who’s neither my boss nor my friend, so what gives you the fucking right to judge him like you did at all, fuck you. Which honestly is less of an insult to toni but more disappoints him because for her to go back and defend Kyle even after that scare shows a perceived weakness in her judgement he feels he must have missed before. Just ‘oh good to see you didn’t die after all, but also I expected better from you??’ Toni can you /chill/????

[highlifeboat]

OC asks: 22, 3, 4, 7, 18. Definitely requesting Max and Mel but will happily read about others as well ^_^

oc as thing :3

2. What is one thing your oc will refuse to eat under any circumstances?

Max would die before he eats a marshmallow of any kind. He absolutely hates the taste and they just make him feel sick. S’mores, peeps, viva puffs, anything that’s largely marshmallow he doesn’t like.

Melony, although she will eat pretty much whatever even if she doesn’t like it, refuses to eat jello. The look, the taste, the mouth feel, the way it just… moves. She thinks it’s unnatural (and it lowkey kinda scares her).

3. What do they consider an overrated virtue?

Generally speaking, Max considers honesty to be a fairly overrated virtue. Not that he thinks constantly lying is fine, but he feels like honesty is given more praise than it really deserves. A world of nothing but honesty without lies would be just as bad as the other way around.

Melony thinks hopefulness is overrated. It could just be because of her personal experiences, but she finds it ends up getting people hurt far more than it actually helps, and doesn’t do anything besides draw out the inevitable disappointment.

4. Has your oc ever been to jail? What was it for?

Melony hasn’t, because girl can do no wrong and has never commit a crime ever (intentionally, anyway)

Max also hasn’t, though he 100% probably would have gone to jail by now for public indecency, if the Village actually had a jail that is.

7. How does your oc approach social situations with strangers? And with friends?

Max is pretty chill with strangers. Sometimes it takes him a little while to actually get a feel for how he can act around them, but generally speaking he can handle a simple conversation with someone he doesn’t really know.

With friends he’s a lot more comfortable being outright loud and slightly obnoxious. He definitely has more confidence with friends or people he already knows.

Melony is a lot more stilted when it comes to talking with strangers. She tries very hard to focus on conversations and stay still and just generally do whatever she can so they don’t get mad at her. Ironically enough, she focuses so hard on focusing and not moving she ends up just staring at them with a blank look and not paying attention at all.

She can be pretty chatty with friends, though. Well, chatty for her, however you want to interpret that. She still tries to be careful with how she acts, though. She doesn’t want them to think she isn’t paying attention or is rude just because she’s being fidgety.

18.  Does your oc remember names or faces easier?

Max remembers names better than faces.

Melony remembers faces better than names.

[shall-we-imagine]

WH Characters at the zoo.

A/N: I was watching NCT life in Chiang Mai then this popped into my head so..┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Elias:

Holds the map and keeps giving directions, even though nobody is actually listening to him. Gives random information about the animals. Reads all the information written about the animals. "LuCa!!1!1 iT sAyS rIgHt HeRe NoT tO tOuCh Or FeEd ThE aNiMaLs!!1!1"

Luca:

Sneaks food to the animals and pets them when no one is looking. Animals love him for some reason?? Which pisses off Elias a lot more than he's willing to admit. "Chill, Prince Elias; it's fine. I know what I'm doing." Still has to be stalked by Elias cuz Luca's not trustworthy, according to him (and everyone else for that matter). Don't even be surprised if he tries to pick up an animal or something.

Yukiya:

Just enjoying himself tbh. Feels kinda indignant towards the fact that these animals are locked up and such but can tell they're treated fairly well, so he ends up feeling slightly better about it. Particularly drawn towards the smaller animals like bunnies and birds.

Klaus:

Trying to make sure he doesn't lose any of them and that everyone stays together. "Serge, goddammit, stop running around; just walk at a normal speed, for god's sake! Luca, fucking put the duck down!!! And, no, Elias, I didn't know that the Caracal is the 10th biggest cat. Zeus, I'll feed you to the lions if you don't shut the fuck up. SIGURD, I SAID I'M CALM, OKAY?!" Just a v v stressed mum basically.

Azusa:

Acts like it's such a burden to have to come along but is actually enjoying himself. Particularly drawn to the animals most people aren't drawn to- like reptiles. Only listens to Elias when it's an animal he's interested in, still doesn't show he's listening though.

Serge:

"KLAUS, LOOK AT ITS COLOURS!" "AZUSA, ISN'T IT SO PRETTY?" An excited child. Loves Every. Single. Animal. No exceptions. Probably comes home with an inspiration for a new invention. Secretly wants to pet some animals too, but doesn't want to disturb them, so he backs off for most of the tour. Except for a few animals he couldn't help but pet. "It was asking me to pet it, okay??"

Joel:

"*sigh* No, Liz, you can't adopt this. Nope, not this one either." "Leon, um, you watch from outside; stop trying to climb past the barriers." Basically a personal babysitter for Liz and Leon. Klaus is pretty thankful for his presence. Also very drawn to birds. And most animals really. Adds some information to what Elias is saying when he decides to listen from time to time.

Leon:

Very!! Impressed!! By!! Everything!! High key wants to free all animals though. That's why Joel needs to watch over him closely. Very friendly with the horses. Completely ignores the do not touch the animals warnings when it comes to horses specifically. Literally jumps everytime he hears a roar. Then clings to a 100% done Joel. Not paying attention during like most of the pictures they took.

Vincent:

"I brought snacks!" Honestly just here for the food. "Can we, please, take a break? I'm tired." Knows some false facts that he keeps adding, just to have like half the group correct him.

Cerim:

Kinda enjoying watching everyone more than he's enjoying watching the animals tbh. Gets dragged around by Guy but is okay with it. Looks at each animal with a different perspective and ends up overthinking how difficult each animal's life must be, and now he's kinda panicked and upset??

Guy:

"I brought snacks!" #2. Another excited child. But somehow more tamed than Serge. Makes friends with random people and guards, which sort of gets them exclusive closer looks at the animals. Absolutely flattered by animals giving attention to him.

Glenn:

Pities Klaus. Kinda helps but doesn't really wanna get himself into any responsibilities cuz, hey, he deserves a day free of responsibilities, too, right? Enjoys the snacks more than the animals.

Leslie:

Ready to actually feed Zeus to the lions. Lowkey watching over the group too. Admires most of the animals. When he's interested, he reads some of the info written, along with Elias. I imagine him to be particularly interested in predators idk why 🤷‍♀️

Mel:

Already resting on the bench before people agree to Vincent's request for taking a break. Quiet for most of the tour. Unless plants were mentioned somehow, of course. Pays close attention to the animals and is the first one to notice if an animal seems injured or such. High key wants to free all animals #2.

Sigurd:

"Klaus, calm down; it's a day off." "How about after we're done here, we go to this specific restaurant and then after it we can..*2 hour long plan*" Also making lots of friends easily. Knows that group of girls is staring at him and will talk to them. (Will keep it friendly though) Finds it amusing to watch Klaus, but that's not new, is it?

Zeus:

"Hey, Caesar, look at that! *points at a group of pigs* do you know them? You might be related." "*points at any animal he finds ugly* Hiro, that's you." A child but not as pure and innocent as Guy and Serge; instead, he's more of an annoying type of child. Almost challenges a Siberian tiger to a duel and at this point, nobody cares if he does tbh.

Hiro:

"Ha ha very funny, Zeus." Ready to actually feed Zeus to the lions #2. Secretly considering throwing Amelia's phone into the pond halfway through the tour. Is very soft when it comes to small, fluffy animals.

Alfonse:

Trying to stop Caesar and Zeus from biting each other's heads off. Also watching over everyone but doesn't make it obvious because he knows Klaus would say he doesn't need help. Is fairly calm. Tries to pay attention to Elias but Caesar and Zeus just would not calm tf down for a sec.

Caesar:

"HeY, zEuS, lOoK aT tHaT!!1!1 *points to a group of rats* dO yOu KnOw ThEm?!?!1?1?! YoU mIgHt Be ReLaTeD!!1!1!1" Just wants to enjoy himself but Zeus exists. Only person enthusiastic about Amelia's repeated need to take pictures.

Amelia:

"Selfie time!!" "Let's take a picture!!" Drags everyone into the picture, which might explain their expressions. (Klaus and Azusa's murderous glares. Hiro and Mel's bored/irritated expressions. Alfonse and Liz's polite but awkward smiles.) Baffled by how graceful some of the animals are. Literally in love with Peacocks and flamingos.

Liz:

"Amelia, it's the 20th picture in this exact spot..isn't that a little bit..um..enough?" Excitedly pulling Joel around and babbling on and on about the animals (Which he obviously finds very adorable). Has a conversation with as much animals as she can. Is deeply offended when an animal ignores her. "I brought snacks!" #3.

[takaraphoenix]

Arcane for the ask game?

Thanks for playing! <3

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…

the first character i ever fell in love with: JINX. Even before I watched the show, because she used to be a favorite character of a friend of mine and her design intrigued me even then

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: mmmh none I can think of

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: also none; my opinions have not yet changed

my ultimate favorite character™: JIIINX

prettiest character: oh Mel for sure, she's a goddess

my most hated character: I don't really hate anyone so far, even the evil bad guy has something intriguing in his love for Jinx

my OTP: not really? The ships are good and all but I'm not like SUPER invested in any

my NOTP: not that I could think of one

favorite episode: oh gods this is impossible to answer when you binge-watched the entire season in one go xD"

saddest death: none made me really sad

favorite season: season one!

least favorite season: by default, also season 1 xDDD

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: not hate, but I don't find Caitlyn overly interesting so far? She feels overhyped just for the fact that she's a wlw but character wise she's... not much yet. I hope she gets more character depth next season though

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: JINX she is like a feral raccoon you find in the trash and just wanna KEEP

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: MEL absolutely

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I got nothing; maybe season 2 will get me more invested in ships

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: CaitVi I'd say. I totally appreciate the canon wlw and hope they'll fully get together next season, but so far it's not exactly something that has me running to fanartists and onto AO3, but maybe season 2 will give us more and get me really hooked?

[noexit-ff]

52. Part 3

Patting the side of the bed, turning my head to the side of me frowning. Seeing the empty bed, where has Chris gone. I did fall asleep with him in the bed with me, I sighed out looking up at the ceiling. I feel like a whole new woman, Chris and I had sex all night and honestly I can’t complain now. When he made love to me, that is a feeling that will stay with me. It’s ever so special when he does, the things he said to me is something I love to hear. I just need a little us time, to feel him and his love. Checking my phone and I have a few messages, none from Jen so I can only assume that Junior is being an angel or she is busy, unlocking my phone and tapping on the thing Mel has tagged me in. Instagram loaded up and opened up her comment she left “nasty asses” I read out, scrolling up and going onto what she tagged me in. Seeing it’s a video of Chris and I at the game, the video played and it’s me harassing Chris. What am I like “oh god” I said to myself, someone has literally caught me grabbing his crotch, we look so happy and cute together though. Going back to Mel’ comment and replying ‘I wanted his dick, stop judging me’ I tapped send, I don’t give a fuck because I got what I wanted and it was the best night I have had in a while.

Tiptoeing down the steps with Chris’ tee on, I didn’t bother to have a shower. I smell like my husband, I like the smell. I just need to find out where he is but he is right here, sat at the dining table “I appreciate it, I know it’s short notice and I know I barely been in contact but I needed to find myself, I am slowly getting there with the help” wrapping my arms around Chris’ neck from behind him, pressing a kiss to his cheek “we will discuss that, talk soon Ant. The boss lady is awake” pressing the side of my cheek against his smiling “cool, bye” walking around the chair without moving my arms, sitting on Chris’ lap “you speaking to Ant now? And morning” pressing a kiss to his lips “yeah, I needed a favour” Chris looked down at my bare legs “pussy out? No panties” he lifted the shirt up a little “you know me but what favour was it?” Chris paused “I can only tell you if you put my dick in your mouth” squinting my eyes at him “like that is anything hard to do Chris but tell me” I whined out, pulling myself closer to him, pressing kisses to the side of his face “uuhhhh well, I just want to take you out somewhere. I called Ant and asked what was happening around LA and he said Mariah Carey so we going there, you like her her music” Chris shrugged, my eyes widened “you’re taking me where!?” I said in shock “date night, we going to see Mariah Carey. Just me and you and Cass” I squealed out “oh my gosh! But what about Junior?” we are forgetting about our son “Jen will be fine but you know, I am having a good time so I thought why not” pressing a kiss to his lips.

Jen has not stopped “so while you’re having the time of your life I am babysitting?” this is the second time she has said this “well yeah, after we will pick him up. I am sorry, Chris said it out of nowhere. You know Chris, he is last minute” I need to find a cute outfit “knock yourself out, you both look so happy out and about. Nice to see Chris out too, you deserve to be spoilt, I mean not like you ain’t but whatever” I knew Jen would be happy for us and ok with Junior “how is my baby boy?” I do miss him “he is good, I think I am ready to be a mother now but he’s been so good. We took him to Target with us and he got noticed, people kept saying that is Rihanna’ son. I didn’t like that they was taking pictures so we rushed around, I have a section in my home full of baby Chris diapers and food. He only cried with me in the morning, wouldn’t settle but he calmed down after feeding him. He drools a lot though and is biting down on everything so he is teething” I miss his face “scares me that, he’s a baby and people don’t care, they take pictures like he is a celebrity and he is just a baby. I tend to not have him there when pictures with fans are taken but I am happy he settled, you’re like a second mother to him” Junior needs to be acquainted with Jen, maybe Mel when she builds the courage up to see us.

It’s not everyday Chris and I do get to go out, it’s not everyday that he wants to do something like this with me. I am actually so excited to see Mariah, I am probably wearing the least today but I feel confident. Holding my clutch bag close to me, my heels clicking at the steps as I climbed down, I have taken so long upstairs. I want to look good for my man, I want to make that effort. I have lost weight, like the thickness I had because of Junior has gone and it’s because of stress but I don’t look bad at all “are you ready?” I said slowly walking down the hallway, he did come to the bedroom to say he was getting ready. Looking at myself as I walked by the mirror, I have taken so much time on me “I am” Chris came from around the corner putting his snapback on his head and froze midway, he glared at me. I can feel his eyes undressing me, he licked his top lip nodding his head “let’s just forget Mariah and let’s have sex again” I laughed placing my hand over his chest “we are going now, but do I look good?” he’s not said anything “you look beautiful, I can’t believe you’re mine” I blushed under the make-up, looking down at my bare stomach showing, wearing a black bralette crop tank, black shorts and black heels, I mean it’s not much but I make it look better than it is “let me take a picture of you” here he goes “let’s just go” Chris stepped back with his phone in hand “it’s been a while, come on. I am enjoying this” rolling my eye smiling, placing my clutch in front of me standing for him “hurry up” I said looking down, he’s making me shy and I hate it but also lowkey love it.

Hearing the sound of my Lamborghini engine roar, it’s been a while. I don’t get the chance to drive my babies since Junior has come along, we have to drive family friendly cars but I am taking my wife out so I can use this car. Watching Robyn pull the door down on the car, I am honestly going to do right by her. She didn’t need to ride for me the way she has, I could have lost her. I was so close to losing a lot and she didn’t leave me, with the things she knows she could have left me but no, she is sat with me holding my hand and I want to repay her. This is by me spoiling he, give her my time. I will never put my friends first, I don’t need them like that “why are you staring at me like that?” Robyn said breaking my train of thoughts “I am admiring you, I posted you on IG after so long” driving off slowly “oh no, Chris. We are supposed to pick up Junior after, we can’t do that in this?” pulling a face “let’s pretend we are not parents, I am sure Jen won’t mind. On god we coming home and having sex, we going to have nasty sex. I have to do it, we can’t have him back home” Robyn shook her head “Jen is going to kill me” Jen can deal “she can practice being a mother while I practice making more babies with you, I could just have sex with you now” I am so horny right now.

Sitting across from Robyn in the restaurant, she is really reading the menu. This is some new place that opened and I ain’t want to take her to the usual spot, she looks so beautiful. It’s amazing how beautiful she looks, tapping on my camera. Robyn pulled a face at the menu, pressing record on my camera “they have rabbit here” she looked up at me so confused “and?” I said without a care “are you recording me, stop it” she put her head back down “but what is wrong with rabbit? You have eaten worse” Robyn shook her head with a smile on her face “rabbits are cute, don’t eat cute things” I snorted “I like eating cute things” I grinned, Robyn put her hand up at me “you’re nasty, get out” stopping the recording “I am not cute ok, you called me sexy” Robyn finally looked up at me knowing I have stopped recording “you’re cute, when you get shy and for that we are getting rabbit” Robyn gasped “you better not” just to try it I might.

I feel like I should have went to Wendy’s because this shit was wack “did you like it?” I questioned Robyn “it was nice actually but I am glad I didn’t order the chicken wings, that looked wack” side eyeing Robyn as the waiter walked over to us “would you like dessert?” I paused looking oer at Robyn “I have dessert, she is sitting across me” the waiter didn’t know what to say “I am sure you will enjoy sir” I busted out laughing “you know it” I know for a fact Robyn wants to hide, the waiter walked off “you know if they could put you on a platter, legs open with chocolate and strawberries, cake around you. Bring you out and then I just eat the dessert and you” my imagination is going wild “is that what what you want for Christmas?” She said, I chuckled nodding my head “please, be in a Mrs Claus outfit for me too” I have given my wife an idea now “oh god Chris, what am I going to do with you. I am very excited for Christmas, this is our first Christmas with our son, I am really looking forward to the future” I cooed out “same, I just want to be there for the people that support me” all year long, fuck the rest because this is about my family now.

Robyn and I walked in late to the concert, not my fault. There was a lot of traffic, holding Robyn’ hand as we walked into the audience. I don’t know how Ant got us front row but I will take it, Cass pointed at the seats for us “cool” letting Robyn’ hand go as we sat down, I didn’t want to come actually, I felt like going home so I can dick my wife down but I did say it. Cass sat down next to me “we about to turn up” I said to Cass “not me, maybe you yes. Rihanna looks already happy” looking to the side of me, she is already singing. He’s got a point, sitting back in the seat and placing my arm behind Robyn’ seat “Dream lover come rescue me, take me up take me down. Take me anywhere you want to baby now” Robyn shimmied into me “you about to be singing a lot ain’t you?” Robyn rested her head against my shoulder “you know it, I am going to be annoying you” I already know it, she pecked my lips as I smiled.

I kind of regret coming here, I should have let Jen come here while I look after Junior because I am honestly so out of place. Rubbing my chin looking at Cass “your date nigga, she wants you” he nudged me, I already had to deal with Robyn singing Fantasy to me “maybe you can take my spot, her ass is half drunk” getting up from the seat, it’s full of women and yeah. I am just here for Robyn, Robyn grabbed my hand “are you done saying I am in heaven with my boyfriend now?” I said to her, Robyn just laughed pulling me closer to her “I love this song!” she has said this for every song “I am sure you do” placing my arms around her neck and she rested against me “you'll always be a part of me, I'm part of you indefinitely. Boy don't you know you can't escape me, Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby” Robyn sang aloud and rested her hands on top of my forearm, pressing a kiss to her cheek “you and I will always be” I grinned at Robyn, she is a mess singing but at the end of the day I rather be here with my wife.

[joe-wants-a-cheeseburger]

Her Interactive Ships

(That i ship)

.Nancy Drew ships:

Nancy×Frank because DUH OTP

Nancy×Sonny Joon

Nancy×Alec (the silent spy)

Nancy×Henry Bolet(meh)

A few people have been making NANCY FUCKIN DREW queer which is something i don't fuck with and haven't dealt with yet like i still don't grasp that. In the og books i shipped her with her friend Helen, but that was in the books. I feel like modern, HER Nancy is straight. If i had to pick? Zoe (from the silent spy)/Samantha Quick/whatever because they ALMOST had as much sexual tension as Nancy×Frank Nancy×Sonny and easily as much as Nancy×Alec. Love triangle between Nancy, Alec, and Zoe, anyone??

. George Fayne ships:

George Fayne×Dagny because they're both hella bitchy and smart

George×Jessalyn

George Fayne is a lesbian ok don't fight me on this.

. Bess Marvin ships:

I lowkey ship her with Ned. Actually i can see them together. They were super cute during Ghost of Blackmoore manor.

I wanna do fanfic for them. Like Bess and Ned being bored while Nancy is gone and worried about their friend and getting all emotional and fucking on the rooftop cus why not.

(Cheating Ned just fits so well I'm sorry.)

Also I used to do a Nancy Drew fanfic series and I wrote Bess in with an OC character and i lowkey liked them, they just made me realize Bess needs passion and someone who keeps her on her toes and having adventures she always wants to have but also holds her head over the toilet when she's drunk (Bess is a lightweight ok) and buys her ice cream when she's sad and makes her feel better after a scary movie HOLY FUCK THAT'S NED.

(Before i get annihilated: i ship Nancy and Ned in the 2007 Emma Roberts movie but not outside of that I'm sorry don't kill me clue crew)

Dagny Ships:

George, also Elisabette or however you spell it. Maybe Jessalyn?? FUCK YES

I love Dagny. I feel like she's secretly a smol bean.

Ned ships:

Bess Marvin

Joe Hardy YES I SAID IT (but like, one sided and angsty)

Joe Hardy ships:

N/A as of now. I'll update when i find someone for my baby.

Frank Hardy ships:

NANCY AND ONLY NANCY NO ONE ELSE EVER OK???

Carson Drew ships:

Ew wtf no one!!

Mel ships:

Izzy

Rachel ships:

Also Izzy (only she gets the twins confused sometimes like Izzy would)

Miwako:

FUCKIN DESERVES BETTER maybe Henry Bolet????

Samantha Quick:

NANCY FUCKIN DREW

Savannah Woodham:

Her and Wade are so precious

Kyler:

Kit

I'll update this later lmao now i wanna write Bess/Ned fic. i literally hadn't considered that pairing til now. Omg.

[supersgirls]

supergirl!

my all-time ultimate fave character: kara, although she’s slowly becoming more ooc imo, esoecially last ep :(

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: i guess it took me a while to warm up to j’onn? like back when we thought he was actually hank henshaw in early s1 and didn’t trust him

a character I used to like but now don’t: don’t think there are any, my opinions on characters have been pretty consistent.

a character I’m indifferent about: hmm not sure

a character who deserved better: 100% james olsen!! but kara too

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: k/mel and winn/lyra

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: karolsen rip

a cute, low-key ship: i really don’t know! hmm

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: karolsen? i think that counts because even though most people seem to like it somewhat there’s NO CONTENT FOR IT ANYWHERE AND I’M DYING

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: again, k/mel

my favourite storyline/moment: hmm i think i need to watch s1 again in order to properly choose but maybe ‘human for a day’? that one’s coming to mind for some reason, i remember that being a really good episode

a storyline that never should have been written: pretty much all of s2, tbh :(

my first thoughts on the show: best thing since sliced bread!! a gift!!

my thoughts now: lowkey betrayal, lol because in s1 it was my favourite show in a long time and got me through my worst year ever and now i have to force myself to watch it half the time. i am kinda looking forward to the new episode though because james should be in it a decent amount, so that’s a nice change!

send me a tv series!! :)