#because i think it’s funny

[sunnyrmrez]

Happy new year

[evilminji]

Okay Ya'll... Genuine Question...

Would a Jedi... make a good Cultivator?

Like?

Let us assume? It's not your average, middling, Jedi. It's a pretty GOOD at Jedi-ing Jedi. One USED to being humanoid, so there isn't any body dismorphia. Let's go with Obi-Wan, cause honestly? He's perfect for this. And life DOES like to kick him in the nuts like that.

It would FUCKIN TRACK. Might as WELL happen, he would think, reincarnated.

Probably not even mad, honestly. Just mildly upset with the Force, as a nebulous concept. Cause he fuckin DID his time. He was enjoying not being organic anymore. Rude™

Cause like? Let's look at what a Jedi is?

Spiritual

Knows how to use a (lazer) sword

VERY non-judgmental of Sentient Beings that do not look like them

Practiced in being kind and emotionally balanced (Anikin. Remember those classes? WE REMEMBER THOSE CLASSES)

Great at meditation and feeling "The Force"

Etc etc! It's damn near a one to one! Except? For the DETAILS. Both? Would fundamentally view the OTHER as "doing it wrong". Jedi? Use violence as a LAST resort. Cultivators? Often the FIRST. Jedi do not KEEP the Force inside them selves. They are PART of it. Cultivators? Build Qi, taken in and built "from themselves", to form a golden core. The base of their IMMORTALITY.

You know... the very thing SITH have been attempting for eons.

And what is this Becoming Gods business? Ascension???! EXCUSE ME?

Talking down to the "mortal world"? Removing yourself from it? It is... it is UNNATURAL. Un-jedi. Yes, they KNOW their are other Force Sects out there. And they are not necessarily DARK... but... this feels? Wrong?

And to Cultivators? What is the Jedi? If not some bizarrely powerful Hippie? All humble robes and sitting in the dirt, laughing with villager children. Getting shown their straw dolls. Passed a baby to hold, by grateful parents they helped.

What is Dignity to a Jedi? What is Face? Reputation and Honor?

They are servants of a higher calling. A humble calling.

One with the Force, which is One With Them.

@legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @mayfay

[siliconcat]

I can’t even draw aunn standing upright anymore without it feeling off bc in my mind she must always be depicted like this

[kingsdee]

FINALE SPOILERS

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[tides-of-time]

@oakiebun12 thanks man

[scoundrellyfeline]

i love them! so silly!

you know, originally i didnt like equius much. but, after rereading in the UHC, including the flash game where nepeta and equius are together for the last time, which i HAD NEVER seen before, hes grown on me:33 meowrails is now one of my favorite ships, and i really like drawing nepeta and equius together! in the future i might also draw some eridan because i love his character.

[superjail-opinions]

WHY IS THE WARDEN BALD

[afloralrib]

Dude screws me up every fucking time.

[crown-of-roses-thsc]

Sometimes a family a ghost hippie, his depressed double agent son, and their pet mutant zombie ghost

[deadsquidstudios]

Everyone I have an important announcement

My spider plant is pregnant

[wukongfeetpics]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[duffmckagans]

i think i’m committing to vaxl matching tattooism

[legacyofacat]

I pulled out the notes app and started planning / sketching out the effects of an alternate scenario in which Kongou sinks Blue Steel during her rampage because I need it for a fanfic.

I then got stopped by my hungry stomach, got food, re-opened the app and lemme tell you, the me from four minutes ago thought I was an absolute idiot. I literally wrote the following thing: "Admiralty Code = active -> enslaved Fog = bad"

Like yeah thank you, obviously

[visenyaism]

Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"

Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"

Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"

Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"

I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.

ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes