#because i hateee texting

[qyriaha]

yk that post about what neutral things have u picked up from ur parents... one of mine is calling ppl and hanging up as a hey wanna call message

[rainingincale]

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[goldenkid]

also tinder sucks ass

[katin-biscuit]

My guys who I never post (late holiday drawings)

[simpfortheseven]

Hiiii

I'm super sorry that you're going through a hard time and I hope it gets better! Stay strong, your efforts won't go unnoticed for sure<3 ❤️

Anyways as for the ask :

I was wondering if you have any Solomon headcanon? Funny or angsty, whatever it is, I'm kind of just collecting every hc I can get because I'm obsessed with this guy (he's so silly<3, I'm starved for content about him😭)

That's pretty much it, I'm sorry if you expected a more specific kind of ask, so feel free to ignore

And remember to stay hydrated and healthy~

Thank you Nonny! I appreciate the words of encouragement i’ve been getting from everyone 😭❤️

Fun fact: I used to HATEEE Solomon so much. Disposed him. Actively avoided any media about the guy.

then I started playing nightbringer.. and now i LOVEEE him! I low key think he’s my favorite now… Him, Simeon, Lucifer, Mammon, Diavolo, and Barbatos have my whole heart

I have some headcannons about Solomon so I’m glad you asked! I’m going to include general ones, fluffy ones, and then at the bottom will be 18+ ones. Please DNI if you’re a minor!

Keep in mind these are my headcannons and not necessarily based on what’s in the game or not in the game!

Solomon Headcannons!

1. Solomon is a little bad with tech, kinda like Simeon. He only uses his DDD for calling, and texting short messages. He doesn’t play games or have much social media. He’s easier to teach than Simeon though so he gets better the more time you spend together. He even gets into selfie taking after awhile!

2. Solomon used to believe in Santa.. Like hardcore. Now around christmas time he tries to make it magical for Luke in one way or another.

3. He acts very cool around others, but when it’s just you and him he is very laid back and can even be goofy at times. Think “making pancakes at 3am because you said you were hungry and now you’re dancing in the refrigerator light” type.

4. Solomon drinks coffee, specifically only hot coffee with sugar. You try to get him to drink other things but he’s pretty stubborn about his coffee. Once in awhile on a hot day he will have a cold brew.

5. On the coffee note, he once stayed awake for 4-5 days straight working on spells/potions, and ended up using a whole canister of coffee and a whole bag of sugar in the process..

6. He loves murder mystery/Who Done It shows. He could easily solve murders in real life with magic, but watching things like Murder, She Wrote or Matlock?? There’s something about the suspense and drama that he loves.

7. Solomon does NOT like the air conditioning. He thinks it’s a waste of money, and he gets cold easily. He’d rather open a window or use a fan.

8. If Solomon could have an exotic pet, he’d want a Farret. No explanation on this one folks, i just think he would.

9. One time Solomon broke his nose due to a spell gone haywire. If you look closely it is just the tiniest bit crooked, and it irks him beyond belief because no matter what he does it won’t be fixed.

10. On that same note, he has a lot of mysterious scars. Those he doesn’t try to hide, he’s even proud of a few of them and shows them off proudly.

11. Solomon is into whatever you’re into. He’s done it all and seen it all, so he says he has no preference. His actual preference is slow and intimate, he loves savoring every moment with you. He loves seeing your face and expression change, your eyes squeezing shut and your lips trembling as you whisper his name so lovingly.

12. He’s loves seeing you in big shirts and boxers, messy hair. Just thinking about you pouring yourself a cup of coffee in your jammie’s and bed head, holding the mug up to your face and smiling has him melting.

13.Solomon also likes doing some things in public. Never any further than a caress or some PDA, but the more you do it throughout the day the more riled up he gets. He may say you have to leave an event early just so he can go home and have you all to himself.

[em-harlsnow]

Weekly Tag Wednesday!!

Thank you so much for tagging me @iandarling !

Name: Em

Age: 20

Location (globally): England

Location (physically): always in bed

Favourite food to eat: sushi!!

Favourite food to cook: I hateee cooking but if I have to I'll do stir fry because it's really easy

What’s your zodiac: Aries <3

Now let predictive text complete each sentence for you after the 💭

My name is 💭: I have been in contact for over a year

My favourite animal is 💭the cat that I love the best

I love to cook 💭with you guys but I'm so sorry I don't know how (surprisingly accurate)

I love to eat💭 and eat with my family but it's so much more than just eating (I'm scared)

My dream career is 💭 lol and it's not like I'm going anywhere (that's so sad)

I have a lot of ideas about💭 my career and life and life and life

I have no clue 💭 about the real life so idk if it's a bad idea (that sort of summed up all my bad decisions)

My favourite character on Shameless 💭 the guy from stranger danger but he has the exact opposite of a girl in a suit (a boy in a dress??? mickey at the border???)

Debbie Gallagher is 💭 is the same name but with the name

Carl Gallagher is 💭 is a different character so idk what it would look good with a beard (umm okay)

Mandy Milkovich 💭 is the best but he has the best personality

Mickey Milkovich is 💭 a great actor but I don't see why people think that

Ian Gallagher is 💭 has a lot more talent and a better personality and a better person (awww - true)

To me Ian and Mickey 💭 is the most amazing person I have seen on this planet (very true)

Gallavich means💭 he's the most amazing of the people (adorable)

I wish anyone who reads this 💭 is the best of the world (aww <3 love youselevs)

Come join in!

@spookygingerr @mickeym4ndy @rayrayor @burninface @atthedugouts @transsexual-dandelions @sgtmickeyslaughter @kandyzee @jademickian @blue-disco-lights

[messrsrobyn]

i just saw a tiktok saying the marauders would call the fanon characters slurs bC theY weRE FroM the 70s aND they WoulD NEvEr wear SkiRTs or liSTeN to pOP mUSiC and like first of all sirius black himself told me he's a disco fan, but also... not even going into the "those are just headcanons" territory bc those people love to bring canon, there's a) no evidence of homophobia in the wizarding world, b) there's actually a lot of text evidence that supports the idea of the wizarding world being better at gender equality (which is wild bc jkr is a terf bud i digress...!) and they were teens who were fighting against a fascist system. like, not to go all politics here, but guys, people in the 70s were gay and were fighting fascism and were wearing skirts. all around the globe. it's not a wild jump to think they'd at least be ok with the fact that gay people are real lol (not to say a lot of leftists aren't homophobic, but like, again, this is fiction...they are canonically the light side, they are canonically against bigotry [wild, again, bc jkr] so you come into my house and you tell me they'd hate crime me in real life?) and what amazes me the most is that it's usually the same person that hates jegulus bc "james would never date a fascist" but like, choose your fighter, he's either a man of high morals and fighting for what is right or he's a queerphobe. you can't have both things and use the "fascism" argument in my house!!! actually, people in this fandom should actually just stop using the word fascist, tbh. they think their biggest revolutionary act is to... be mean to people online regarding ships? anyways robyn you're amazing and your patience is certainly better than mine will ever be!!!

I SAW THIS TIKTOK !!!!!

"they'd bully you and me if they were real" well they arent 😭

idk. the creator then said in the comments that people are entitled to their own hcs and it's like,,, then why make a post shitting on them??? just read what you wanna read???

and also yes !! queer people have *always* existed, the 70s were revolutionary for queer rights. i think it was '73 when they removed homosexuality from the APA list of psych disorders, the wholeeee punk scene?! (which always trips me up when people also say "sirius wouldn't have worn skirts/eyeliner! he was punk! like,,, do you know what punk is???)

idc what people hc at all but i hateee when canon/period-typical attitudes are brought into discourses.

"they wouldn't have all been allies or gay, the 70s were very homophobic" sorry that i don't want to read fics about homophobia i guess? sorry that i don't fancy reading about my oppression in fun lil stories??? i get enough of that irl i don't want it in my books. even then, if it is included? i fw it, but why would i want the MAIN CHARACTERS of FICTION that i'm engaging with FOR FUN to be against me????

ALSO !!! agreed. i've said it before and i'll say it over and over again, i HATE the morality based arguments because none of them are real !! i promise that me reading a fic about regulus doesn't mean im a fascist, it means i'm reading a silly little story. or reading mlm instead of wlw doesn't make me misogynistic BECAUSE THEY ARENT. REAL.

especiallyyyy with ships. no. jegulus isn't misogynistic. i don't read jegulus bc i hate women i read it bc it's fun??? bc i want to???

the people making these kinda posts just want to be the best marauders fan and they want to have the best takes and they want everyone to bow down in the comments and say "YES!!! YOU'RE OUR VOICE OF REASON!!! YOU'RE SO SMART AND RIGHT!!!" when really i just want them to shut upppp and let people enjoy what they enjoy.

fandom is so much more fun if you spend your time engaging in things you like instead of hating on the things you dislike (shocking, i know)

[hairybirthdayclown]

as someone who has detriment placements

here's the run down of each while i listen to Mitski.

• capricorn Moon is literally my favourite Moon sign not because i have it but because these natives care so deeply about a lot. they just have never been given the outlet to express themselves, so they find alternative ways to do so with how they show that they care & with other emotions. this is why they can be deemed as complex. what i've noticed is that they have a very childlike spirit because they might've skipped out on their childhood. they're prone to watching cartoons or listening to their favourite songs from when they were younger. their emotional development is delayed because they never thought it needed to be due to their mature nature throughout their lives. reaction time is also delayed tbh; these natives could still be affected by the past but choose not to do anything about it until later on in life or until they realise it.

a song i associate these lot with:

• sagittarius Mercury please stop before i piss myself. y'all are so unserious it's so entertaining sometimes. what i've noticed with these natives is that they're very loud. with myself, i normally TEXT LIKE THIS & talk a lot. these people are quite funny either intentional or not. it's not necessarily anything difficult but sometimes i tend to turn small talk into meaningful discussions when i'm bored, same with the other 5 people in my life with this placement. i hateee small talk but i've noticed we're really good at conversating & filling awkward silence. lying for fun, exaggerating stories blahblahblah.

your song:

• scorpio Venus ...one thing that people don't talk about is how others get obsessed with these natives, especially those who've been romantically involved with them. 2 of my friends have this & their exes from years ago are still fixated on them. i don't date or get romantically involved with anyone but A LOT of people & old friends of mine developed a crush on me & even claimed to be in love with me. a guy that i know has this & his personality is equivalent to a stale turd but an abnormal amount of people wanted to date him. people love attention from these natives i think. but all in all, we just want to be loved by one specific person & them being absolutely enamoured by us. the challenging aspect of it all is keeping a stable relationship.

your song:

• cancer Saturn i've noticed are the most caring people ever. they usually care about other peoples wellbeing but from my experience they hate when others ask how they're doing/feeling. they hate being asked questions about themselves in regards to how they feel. in some cases it takes years for them to outwardly act caring & compassionate towards those they truly care about, even themselves sometimes. i think one of their biggest fears is being vulnerable. they're like a stern parent who acts like they're okay so that other people don't worry too much about them. they don't want to seem like a burden. their family life could've been unemotional & lacked affectionate gestures. one of the biggest lessons these lot have to learn how to express their emotions without fear or judgement. you're not wrong for the way you feel.

y'all need a whole playlist:

*(there's nothing wrong with you. i'm not a pro at all. take what resonates)

thanks for reading :)

[sillysparklyspaghettios]

I HATEEE all these unnecessary AIs- especially on WhatsApp because it’s literally a texting app, I do not need to search random things on WhatsApp… ever…

And on Instagram it’s so annoying because I always accidentally press it and it is such a useless feature. Like maybe focus on developing an app that doesn’t glitch constantly and bring random new features for a few weeks to only certain users instead of adding this dumbass AI that literally has done nothing for the app 🫠

got a major pest problem this year actually

[puzzlebug]

protector [Image ID: a digitally painted portrait of Canary, a tiefling woman with light brown skin, blue hair, a white head covering, and blue wings. There are two flowers on the side of her head, and she is smiling towards the viewer. Her horns are covered and cannot be seen.]

[roughentumble]

like i just. im really Resistant to parents who are....... overly controlling in media, even in a minor/well-meaning/comedically slanted way. in fact, those ways tend to rile me up MORE because theyre often excused in the text, and that gets me REALLY >:(

so like. like. "i am going to arrange your marriage and its going to Work Out even tho u hate it and literally run away from home to escape your fate" makes me uncomfortableeee like. like its so insidious and scary to me, like "oh they know best, see??? why did you ever question anything, you silly fool??? your parents know bext <3" and like mmmmmmm no i hate itttttt..........

and like its a pretty vaguely worded post, so i know im projecting a lot here(hence why i said i was personally squicked out and that it was thru no fault of the post) but im just. mmmnnnrrr i hate. i hateee

[faketumor]

My mom came down and I guess my dad has been awake and her and I are texting cause we don’t want him to hear but I guess he kept muttering to himself “I’m gonna get a divorce” and kept playing his phone loudly while she’s trying to sleep because SHE WOULDNT CUDDLE BCSUSE HES DRUNK AND SHE HAS TO SLEEP CAUSE SHE GETS UO AT 5 GKSNFJDKHFKS I HATEEE HIM SO FUCKIKNGGGG MUCHHHHHHHH ITS UNBELIEVABLE

[hellfire-harrington]

1-92 babes

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?• Umm No, no 😂
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?• No, my “ex” and I hate each other so
3. Have you taken someones virginity?• No I haven’t 😂
4. Is trust a big issue for you?• Yea.. it’s a huge issue for me, I can’t trust people as well as I used to due to how my “ex” treated me like garbage and used me for her own purpose, and how fake people are to me so.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?• Ummmm no I haven’t 
6. What are you excited for?• One Month Anniversary with My Gf @crimsonmeh808, My new Phone, and to be done with my school projects 😭
7. What happened tonight?•Nothing much, just tv, texted my best friend and girlfriend, and ate dinner 
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?• Never seen anybody completely wasted, but from what I know yeah because how trashy most of them get but that’s just me 
9. Is confidence cute?• Of course, but if it’s like self-centered than no
10. What is the last beverage you had?• Waterrrr i think..
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?• 6, I fully trust :3
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?• I owned 2 pairs but I lost one since my mom accidentally dropped superglue on my black jeans 😭
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?• Homework and Watching tv 
14. What are you going to spend money on next?• Shoes for Christmas :3
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?• Never ever ew.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?• No….
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?• My girlfriend and my best friends.
18. The last time you felt broken?• When I got my phone stolen, I cried myself to sleep for a week and blamed myself for it being stolen..
19. Have you had sex today?• I’m a Virgin ho3
20. Are you starting to realize anything?• Yeah that I would be sad if things ended with my girl, my dog might leave me soon, I might fail my sophomore year, and I’m should loose weight.
21. Are you in a good mood?• Kinda. Feel like I’m annoying somebody but I know they won’t tell me that I am.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?•Hell to the no.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?• My dad isn’t in the picture since I was 4-5 y.o but I think I do..
24. What do you want right this second?• Buffalo Wings, My fricking Phone and My girlfriend to cuddle with me and give me kisses. 
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?• Probably cry and know I wasn’t good enough for her..
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?• Yesssss :3 always black 
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?• Nah id like my partner to always make me laugh or smile.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?• The tv show I’m watching right now called “Impractical Jokers” and I laughed at the line “My titties has bows” I’m like dying
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?• Um sadly.. I miss my “ex” only because she had similarities to me but I still hate her fucking ugly ass.. I also really fricking miss my aunt.. she was like a second mom to me and she’s not with me anymore..
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?• Depends if they fucked up horribly
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?• The last boy I talked to was.. my brother and yeah I hate him 😂 
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?• Yeah and she’s my girlfriend :3
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?•Nah I drink soda every now and then 
34. Listening to?• Tons and Tons of Billie Eilish and Panic! At The Disco
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?• Everyday for school, I’m not allowed pen
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?• I think I do. But I wish I didn’t 
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?• Kinda I believe in developing a relationship but if they’re cute I’m hooked
38. Who did you last call?• My mother 
39. Who was the last person you danced with?• With one of my friends, at my friend’s Quince
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?• We were like on a date and we were kissing while watching a movie because we thought it was nice. Sadly it was nice and I kind of miss it.. 
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?• On Thanksgiving 
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?• Ye my mom 
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?• I think I have because of how ugly I am ayyeeeee
44. Do you tan in the nude?• I don’t tan I’m naturally a tan-ish colour 
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?• YES I FUCKING WOULD PLEASE.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?• No sadly ;-;
47. Who was the last person to call you?• My mother..
48. Do you sing in the shower?• All The Time
49. Do you dance in the car?• No..
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?• Nah
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?• Freshman year for yearbook pictures 
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?• Depends on which musical, like High School Musical is cheesy.
53. Is Christmas stressful?• Nahh
54. Ever eat a pierogi?• No I actually never have
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?• PUMPKIN PIE YUS
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?• I wanted to be a FBI Agent :3
57. Do you believe in ghosts?• Yeah.. I have horrible paranoia because of it.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?• All The Time
59. Take a vitamin daily?• Yeah But I forget it sometimes 
60. Wear slippers?• Yea, I am right now :3
61. Wear a bath robe?• Nope
62. What do you wear to bed?• Leggings and A sweater/t shirt
63. First concert?• In January, I’m going to a P!ATD concert :3
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?• WALMART 
65. Nike or Adidas?• Adidas of course :3
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?• Cheetos 110%
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?• Honey Roasted Peanuts 😝
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?• Bad Blood or 22
69. Ever take dance lessons?• Nopeee
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?• Can’t really picture it..
71. Can you curl your tongue?• Yea >:3
72. Ever won a spelling bee?• I’ve never seen a spelling bee in real life..
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?• Don’t think I have
74. What is your favorite book?• I really like the book “The Book Thief” it’s really amazing, and it’s interesting because it’s about a little girl in the holocaust.
75. Do you study better with or without music?• 1000% with music
76. Regularly burn incense?• Never
77. Ever been in love?• Yesssss :3
78. Who would you like to see in concert?• Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish
79. What was the last concert you saw?• Haven’t been to one but January is my first :3
80. Hot tea or cold tea?• Hot Tea 😍
81. Tea or coffee?• Teaaaaa (My gf likes coffee but we’ll work that out later 😂)
82. Favorite type of cookie?• Macadamia nut cookies, fuck I love them 😍 
83. Can you swim well?• I can doggy paddleeee 😂 
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?• Yea I can 
85. Are you patient?• I guess…
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?• DJ
87. Ever won a contest?• Nope I’m an unlucky bitch 😂 
88. Ever have plastic surgery?• Nope
89. Which are better black or green olives?• None I hateee olives 🤢
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?• I don’t really have any opinion on it.. if you want to fuck before marriage,go ahead. if you wanna wait,go ahead 
91. Best room for a fireplace?• Living room with a flat screen above it 😅
92. Do you want to get married• If it’s to a female, possibly not.. because I wouldn’t want my parents to figure out I’m not a straight bitch, if it’s to a male then yes I would want to.

[margseliserobbie]

[text]: They don't realize how good they have it! My other siblings love them just as much. We all treat them like they're our kids too. Exactly. It's the driving force of why I wanted to give him a second chance. I felt like I needed to. Social Media and I have a tough relationship. It's necessary for my job and I genuinely do love sharing my life with people, and I like being able to have a voice in certain situations where I otherwise wouldn't. I can share my side of certain stories which is important to me. Then there's the dark side of it, which I know you're familiar with. So for me, it's less of having something that's just ours and more of sharing what feels right. He makes me proud and I want to show him off as much as possible, but I've learned that it's more about sharing things that we're both comfortable with versus everything. Social media used to validate me and now it's more of a hobby and a business tool. There are definitely moments of weakness still but I always remind myself that Instagram is a highlight reel.

[text]: Hopefully! We're staying pretty flexible and hoping/praying that he'll get signed to a team. It's a long story but he just drove me and Oliver home to Rhode Island to see my parents after an airline wouldn't let Oliver on. He's so selfless and didn't hesitate at all to drop everything to do it. I'm hopeful that I can do something nice to thank him soon. What about you and Sebastian? Any trips coming up or are you still filming?

[text]: awe do your other siblings have babies? My sister has a son who’s name is Sebastian, haha. It’s hard being away from them for my career but we always FaceTimed and all a lot. He’s a teenager now which makes me feel SO old! I’m so happy you two found your way back to each other! I can totally understand/see that. It’s a great tool to use your voice for important issues. To give other people a chance to use your platform to speak out on things/promote their work. I think you’re so good at balancing it all. Plus, you’re a pro. Me? Terrible with technology, haha. I honestly would just post what I needed to and logged off. I learned long ago not to read comments after reading some comments underneath paparazzi photos of myself in a bikini. I was in a hotel with my mum at the beginning of my American/international acting career and I balled my eyes out.. my mum had to talk me out of wanting to quit acting and all. I’m glad she did because I had come so far and allowing bullies/trolls to have so much power would have been silly. I feel bad not being able to interact with fans, but I know I need my privacy/need to stay away from comments for my own sanity. I love that you’re so proud of him. You two are so sweet together! Feel free to send those cute pics to me now that I’m mostly off of social media, haha.

[text]: omg that’s so sweet and selfless! I’m keeping my fingers crossed he gets signed to a team!!! Are there any teams you dislike that you’d be like “oh no” if he got signed to? I know you would obviously support him regardless but I know every sports fan has their teams they just hateee. Haha. Well I guess the real question first is.. Did you like football before him or did he get you into it?

[notyobabygirl]

hi last night me and my bf got into the worst fight we’ve ever been in. i don’t even remember what started it. like it was one of those fights that gets blown out of proportion and just keeps going. i was at his house and we fought for like an hour and i was so upset that i left his house and drove around for 2 hours. i went back to his house because we both calmed down and he went outside to my car and we just started fighting again even though we both agreed we were calm and ready to talk. i left again 20mins later and we haven’t talked since last night. he’s never been so mad and mean to me before. like usually when we fight i’m the one yelling and being mean but we always work it out, but last night was different. he kept saying things that really upset me and i have never been so mad/disappointed in him before. and what sucks is i can’t even remember why we were fighting. after i left i turned my location off and he did the same thing. idk why i turned mine off but ik he was home, he just turned his off because i did. i’m used to him texting me in the mornings and is texting throughout the day until we see each other but he hasn’t reached out to me and i feel so sad and confused rn. it’s only noon here and i know he’s at work now so maybe he’ll text me later and maybe we’ll see each other but idk he reposted something on his instagram story earlier. i have like 4 school assignments due by 6pm but i cannot focus on them while things are so weird between us. like i hateee fighting with him and things being so unsettled. do you think i should reach out or just wait for him? idek what i’d say.

I know im responding to this couple days late but what ended up happening? remember that every couple fights, you literally cant not fight. but how you make up the fight is what really matters! im hoping everything went well please give me an update!

[zombies-aliens]

Honestly.. I hate putting 😂🤣😂🤣😂 unironically or using emojis because 9 times out of 10 I’m not laughing just exhaling or smiling and that’s mainly with my girl. I really should be putting 😑😑😑😑😑 more because that’s my face and 😐😐😐😐😐😐 also. But I hateee using laughing face emojis bro I’m not laughing like that how funny can a text message possibly be... okay they can be hilarious but still. I’m not using laughing emojis too often.