#because haha guy with lime blood with the blood weapon

[gmun-ooc]

Coming up with OC lore. I forgot about the ramies (cute way of saying ramifications)

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Friday Night Stabby best quotes part 14 - Legacy Peeps edition (05/03/21)

people playing in this game: Skizz, Joker, Impulse, Zloy, Logic, Poppy (PoptartKatze), Pearl, Chim (ChimneySwift), Sausage, Avo (Avomance). prox chat is off bc the game updated and crewlink didnt work

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Chim: Okay, I’m here! Don’t start without me! Poppy: We just started without you. Zloy: We just started without you.

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*Impulse reports Skizz’s body* Impulse: Hello hello. Somebody killed my blueberry friend. Somebody killed my blueberry friend and I’m sad! Zloy: Quick let’s think about it: who had the motive? Impulse: It was in electrical, by the way. Poppy: I was messing with wires. Logic: That sounds very ‘electrical’. Poppy: Not messing with bodies! I was messing with wires IN electrical. Pearl: That’s where the body was, Poppy.

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Impulse: I’m just happy to be part of this crew :) Pearl: So happy you would stab somebody?

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Sausage: You voted for me?! Logic, get outta here! I didn’t even say one word, Logic!

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Pearl: Another body in electrical. Poppy, have you been playing with wires again? Poppy: I was… somewhere. Not in electrical, obviously.

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Joker: At the beginning of the game, I went into electrical and did my tasks and left and then I went ALL the way around to the other side to do asteroids in weapons. Pearl: I actually believe that; I remember seeing you in there. Zloy: I’m sorry, I was not listening. I was too busy voting you out of the airlock.

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Logic: *is the only one who voted for Sausage again* Sausage: Stop it, Logic! I hate you!

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Zloy, during the round: This is a public announcement that ghosts can and should do their tasks. Sausage: Roger roger. Logic: Roger roger. Zloy: It’s a public announcement, you don’t need to roger roger if I’m speaking over the intercom.

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Pearl: I think it’s Logic; all of us have been in the middle for the majority of the round. Zloy: I’m pretty sure Logic hasn’t been, so let’s yeet him. Impulse to his chat: Oh no. He’s getting yeeted.

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Zloy: Joker, can I have my lime back, please? Joker: What, Zloy? What’d you say? Zloy: Can I have my lime back? Everybody knows I’m lime. Since Avo stole green. Avo: I didn’t steal anything! *changes colour to brown* Zloy: *changes colour to green* There we go. Thank you, Avo. Avo: You are welcome, sir. Zloy: See? This is how you make friends. This is how you establish connections. Joker: Zloy, we’re- We’ve always been friends, though.

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Skizz: Okay, who was not doing tasks? We were down to one task for, like, a month. Joker: I want to say that I did all my tasks and that you should be proud of me. Skizz: Well, you WANNA say that but can you say it truthfully? Joker: I DID do all my tasks. Skizz: Well, atta boy. Joker: Are you proud? :D Skizz: I AM proud of you! :D

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*body is reported* Avo: Who did it?! Skizz: You make one heck of a detective.

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Skizz: I was 100% with Impulse, you’re absolutely right, but he cut into reactor and I went up towards upper engine. Avo: I did see Skizz in north engine. Joker: So you cut Impulse and then went up? Skizz: Okay! Well, you know what, don’t make me do it, Mister Joker! You’re adding all these extra words. Joker: Do what? You’re gonna kill me? Skizz: No, I- I could not be more- I’ve been playing with you a while. I have kind of a- It’s not fair, I- I’ve been playing with Joker for a while. This is how he talks when it’s him. Joker: What?! No it’s not! Skizz: And there goes the high pitched voice. Like a recipe. It’s like a RECIPE with you. Joker: You’re getting me confused with Impulse.

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Chim: So we’re voting for Poptart? Wait- Poppy: No! I FOUND the body. Chim: Oh. But how do we know you didn’t CREATE the body?

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Zloy: It’s like rock-paper-scissors. Skizzleman beats Joker, Impulse beats Skizzleman, Sausage beats… uh… what’s-his-face. Logic. Logic: What’s-his-face? What’s-his-face?!

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Avo: There’s a green body! Mister Joker in electrical, just as I went into electrical to do my electrical tasks. Chim: That’s pretty sus. Skizz: That’s what he gets! Sausage: Self-report. Poppy: Self-report for sure. Avo: It is not a self-report. I can put my hand on my Avomancian heart and say it was not I. Skizz: Wooow, that was diggin’. Pearl: Very sus. Zloy: Yeah, I was about to advocate that there’s no reason to self-report on the first kill of the game but you changed my mind single-handedly. *votes* Skizz: Whoa, Zloy! We need a little bit more. Little bit more.

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Avo: I’ve never been so hurt in all my life getting voted on that. Skizz: It was just Zloy.

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Skizz: I don’t wanna wrong Avo again. Avo: I’d be very disappointed if you wronged me again, Skizz. Impulse: What if I wrong you? Cuz I saw you and Logic take off towards electrical together. Zloy and I were still chilling, dumping trash. Avo: I was dumping trash with you, Impulse! For goodness sake! Impulse: Yeah, then you and Logic ran off together and you killed him. Chim: Wait, what about trash? Impulse: Avo just called Logic trash because that’s who he killed. He was taking out the trash, you heard it.

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Pearl: Make sure to vote, Chim. Chim: I did. I voted for “skip”. Whoever that guy is, he’s super sus all the time.

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Zloy: So it was a double kill, which means that we’re operating with people who are really, really comfortable being around one another. Chim: Or there’s a sniper. Zloy: A WHAT? Chim: A sniper. You know… like, a long-barrelled gun that shoots bullets at a long distance. Zloy: We’re on a SPACESHIP! Chim: That’s a good point. I’m getting too immersed.

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*Skizz and Pearl win as imposters* Zloy: Hey, remember when I said it’s competent people and my idea was that it was Skizz and Pearl because they were the only ones left who are competent? *everyone immediately protests*

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Zloy: Double kill by electrical. SPARKS were flying. Joker: If I get imposter, I’m killing you first, Zloy.

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Chim: I did a scan in medical. Impulse: Oh yeah? How much did you weigh? Chim: I don’t wanna talk about it. Impulse: What’s your blood type? Chim: What blood type is not sus?

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Zloy: Chim walked right past a body. Chim: Oh I did? OH! That WAS a corpse, wasn’t it? I thought it was, like, a pet. Literally, no joke, I thought it was a pet. I didn’t even- Zloy: I’m completely certain that you are a crewmate and I still want to throw you out of an airlock right now.

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Zloy: We had fun! Let’s go to medbay with everybody. It’ll be fun. You can watch your friends get undressed and scan themselves.

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Skizz: Maybe when you undressed for your scan, Chim, Zloy saw something that you don’t want him to tell the world about. Chim: Well, I mean… ;)

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Joker, getting voted out: Well, that’s rude.

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Chim: You can’t spell Sausage without ‘sus’. Skizz: Are you saying Sausage is a… SAUSpect?

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Skizz: I think he wanted a piece of the Skizz. He wanted a Skizz sandwich! Logic: Skizz, I would never do something like that to you! Never! Skizz: I was your first kill, homie.

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Chim: I have a body to report! Zloy: Boy do you. Chim: What? Why would you say that, Zloy? Zloy: Nothing. Chim: You know about a body? Zloy: I’ve just been staring at your butt for most of this round. Chim: Yeah, why’ve you been following me? Zloy: I’ve been following you because I needed a buddy. *later* Pearl: So what we’re getting at is it’s either Zloy or Sausage? Chim: No, I don’t think it was Zloy cuz he was honestly on my booty the whole time. It was sus but wasn’t THAT sus.

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*Avo kills Impulse and Skizz immediately walks in* Skizz, singing to the tune of Bad Romance: Whoaa whoaa whoaaaaa, your killer, he is Avomance. Pearl: What happened? Skizz: I walked into reactor as Avo is walking out and there’s bloody footprints as he’s walking away from the body. Zloy: I appreciate how extra you are.

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Zloy: Look, you can always trust a man who is not afraid to sing Lady Gaga. That man has nothing to hide.

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Joker: I found Poptart’s body in… Chim: In the cereal aisle? Joker: Yeah, in the cereal aisle. Haha. Um… Yeah, I found- Avo: THAT was sincere (/s)

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Impulse: I do feel kinda bad sussing [Avo] last round too but- I mean, he KILLED me! So hey. Avo: You deserved it, Impulse.

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Pearl: Could someone kill me? I haven’t been killed yet.

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Chim: Where’s the body? Joker: It’s where you left it.

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Joker: You were chasing me and then luckily, someone put up the doors and blocked you from getting to me. I also watched you stand on a vent, change your mind, and go the other direction. Chim: How do you know I changed my mind? You can’t see anything through my little spacesuit. And I was following you cuz you looked like a pro with your little party hat. I thought maybe you were going somewhere cool and I wanted to check out where you were going. Joker: You’re a horrible liar. I don’t even know you but you’re a bad liar.

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Skizz: Lemme tell you something there, Pearly Pop. I know that you loved killing me; I know you did. So I want you to know HOW you killed me. See, what you did was- I was wiring the ship. ‘Kay? I was saving lives, I was busy saving lives. You punched me in the head and I turned around and looked at you and you shot me right in the face. That was the animation that showed. Pearl: That’s great :D I love it.

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*vote ties between Chim and skipping* Skizz: Oh my gosh! Zloy: We were ALMOST free, everyone.

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Skizz: I’m done. Is anyone else done? Joker: I finished my tasks again, Skizz. Are you proud? Skizz: I AM proud of you! Joker: Look at me doing tasks! Skizz: I’m impressed! Joker: Thanks, man :D

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*Zloy’s body is reported* Avo: There’s a dead Russian outside navigation.

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Zloy: The reason [Impulse and Pearl] are so good as imposters is specifically because they know when to shut up.

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Avo: We don’t know that Pearl wasn’t a killer. Joker: Well, how do we know YOU’RE not a killer? Avo: You have my word as an English gentleman, obviously. Joker: You can’t fool me with your fancy accent.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 8x05: “Blood Brother”

THEN: Sam retired because he met Amelia and had a normal life with her. Dean went to Purgatory and befriended a vampire. Cas was also in Purgatory. Kevin, Prophet of the Lord. Kevin and his mother ran away and are in hiding.

Eagle Harbor, Washington.

Benny’s getting revenge at anyone involved with his original death.

OOOHHH BENJAMIN.

RIP Quentin. Killed by Benny.

Stood up by Kevin...again.

“When's that little idiot gonna stop running from us?”

“I don't know, Dean. I mean, you did try to kill his mother.”

“I was trying to kill Crowley, okay? Who happened to be wearing Kevin's mother at the time. Well, there's a difference.”

Still doesn’t make it okay, Dean.

“Hello? Uh, hang on. There's not enough bars.” Subtle.

RIP numerous vamps. Killed by Benny.

“And – and what exactly is that supposed to mean, you've got to go?”

“Which words are giving you trouble?”

“You mind if I take the Toblerone?” Always gotta sneak in humor.

“Last I counted, you took a year off from the job. I need a day.” Good fucking point.

Benny and Dean hunting together in Purgatory as Benny whistles. I love that moment.

“Not stalking... concerned.” Stalking.

God no, please no Amelia in this flashback.

“Yeah, you really messed up that dog.” IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

Resourceful Sam.

I do like how pleased Sam is with himself when he fixes the fan in their current hotel room.

Benny ain’t looking good.

“Benny? Not lookin' good.”

“Up yours.”

He still has his humor!

Benny cleans up good!

“Benny. What's going on?”

“You and that whole ‘friend’ thing, man.”

Cas!

“Well, I got to admit, Dean – he's got his strong points, but holy hell if he ain't a magnet.”

“Well, before we found Cas, you said it was my humanity that was drawing too much attention.”

“Yeah, that too.”

pfft.

“If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?” hahaha, I assume it just pops up somewhere else in Purgatory.

“And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?”

“I am not your aunt.”

“What? Really?”

“I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.”

“Now, you’re kidding me.”

I love Benny and Cas’ bickering. it’s hilarious.

“the angel” “the vampire” They don’t even address each other by name.

“This dimension wants to spit you out, which is exactly what's gonna power our escape pod. Now, I'm pretty sure I can squeeze through, too, because, after all, you take away the fangs and the fun, I was born human, too.” Goddamn, I love Benny.

Cas trying to get off this ride early before it’s too late and too painful.

Dean insists on taking Cas.

Benny’s hunting his maker...who is also his murderer.

Another flashback.

Lady in 118. Amelia.

“I knew there was something off about you, with your creepy Army-Navy and your sideburns –” SHUT THE FUCK UP.

“Sea You Later” is a FANTASTIC yacht name.

“Boarded, burned, and buried at sea. My nest – that's how we fed... How we always fed. We kept a tight little fleet, maybe a half-dozen boats. Nothing ostentatious, just pleasure craft. I must have circled the Americas ten times during my tour. A few of us would act as stringers and patrol the harbors, looking for the right-size target – fat, rich yachts going to far-off ports. Take down the boat's name and destination, radio it to the crew in the water. And then we just, uh... let the ocean swallow up all our sins.”

That’s quite the strategy.

“Vampire pirates. That’s what you guys are? Vampirates.” 

“You know, all the years we ran together, I can't believe nobody ever thought of that.”

“What do you mean? It's like the third thing you say.”

“No, it isn’t.”

The cutest banter.

“When you get turned, it's like you're reborn into a vampire nest. Your maker – he means everything to you. I mean, you really start believing he's God. Now, if your maker happens to believe the same thing, well...” The god complex.

Andrea Kormos.

“My life changed when she entered it, Dean. Everything I had been or done up to that point just... seemed to vanish... into what we had become together.“ That’s the sweetest damn thing.

They killed Benny because he left them for Andrea, and then “killed” her. I’d want revenge too.

Dean’s almost sent text:  “Hunting vamps - nest on Prentiss Island...not alone”

He should’ve sent it.

“It's weird being back – in the world, I mean.”  

“Sure as hell is.”

“I mean, what do you do with it all? All the – all the everything? Hell, I don't even know if this world is real, if I'm real.”

Huh, Benny is reminding me of Mary. Resurrected, but not used to the current world.

A new photo of Andrea. Benny knew.

Damn it, Benny. You got too distracted.

Sorento.

Should’ve sent that text Dean. Maybe Sam wouldn’t be calling.

Flashback.

“So that’s what you do? You stalk helpless women and you break into their motel room...and you fix their plumbing? Why are you fixing my sink?” This is only our third episode with Amelia, and I’m done with her already.

Why did she stuff limes down the sink??? Is there no trash can?

“Why am I explaining myself to you? You're a drifter or a handyman.”  Judgmental much?

Can I punch her?

Dean finally answers Sam.

“It's kind of hard to explain right, but I'm sort of in the middle of cleaning out a vampire's nest, and it's sort of gone a little sideways on me.”

“WHAT?!”

JEEZ.

I’m so sick of this “all your friends are dead” crap.

“It's been a long time. Our father has come to trust my judgment over Sorento's. I answer only to him.”

“Well, sleeping with God has got to have some perks.”

BURN.

All that just to get them alone.

Andrea handing over a weapon and the keys to the handcuff.

Sam’s loud ass talking was perfect bait.

RIP vamp. Killed by Dean.

Another phone bites the dust.

“I know it won't change anything, but I regretted having you killed. When it was all done, I wailed when I saw you in all those pieces. Didn't I, Sorento? Didn't I wail like the ugliest baby in the world?” I somehow doubt that.

“If that's all I could salvage from my wayward son – the woman he defied his maker for – I wanted someone to remember you by.” haha, Benny’s a wayward son.

RIP more vamps. Killed by Dean.

Purgatory flashbacks.

You know what? I’m surprised Dean never brought up the fact that he was a vampire for a night. That would’ve been an interesting conversation between him and Benny.

“Look, all I'm saying is I started seeing something in humanity, okay? Something that shouldn't be taken. I drink blood. I don't drink people.” Benny liked humanity.

Leviathan are coming.

Sam casually stealing a car.

“the angry lady” that’s putting it nicely.

“I have to say – um... I've seen a lot of stitches in my time, and you've got really good hands.” That is a rather weird thing to say someone.

“I think it's creepy you buy all your clothing at army surplus. White supremacists do that....Drifting serial killers do that.”

Good points.

“You come from nowhere, you appear to be going nowhere, and you've, quote, ‘seen a lot of stitches.’ It's all pretty solid creepy.” Fair-ish points, but she’s also from nowhere and going nowhere.

“You have no idea where you're going, either, do you?....And that's because you have no one. I mean, at all, right? I mean, that's why you're... here, in this place.”

Sam reads her pretty well.

A very anxious Sam. I get it: he’s afraid something happened to Dean, and that he’s gonna have to start all over without him.

OH THE FIGHT MOVES ON BENNY.

RIP Sorento. Killed by Benny.

“I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night.” Nice line.

RIP Benny’s maker. Killed by Benny.

“We have everything we need right here. The operation is still perfect. We can ride the high seas, plunder together. We can have the life we always wanted.”

Andrea’s been corrupted. :( She’s gotta go.

“What I wanted was to leave a burning crater behind. I wanted to put your memory to rest.”

“But I'm not a memory. Benny, I'm right here.”

Not anymore.

“You think you're better than me now?” Andrea’s last words.

“No. I think we’re all damned.”

RIP Andrea. Killed by Dean.

Poor Benny.

“Why’d you do it Dean?”

“Do what?”

“Resurrect me?”

And then we launch into the flashback where BENNY SAVES CAS’ LIFE.

That has to be Sam’s biggest bitch face.

I always wondered why it was only by the touch of Benny’s hand that Sam knew something was up...and now i realize it’s because as a vampire, Benny must be stone cold.

That slow mo, silent exchange between Sam and Dean.

Oh no, THAT’S Sam’s biggest bitch face.